>anon, why are you going to the gym?

"to work out"

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>"Are you working out so you can beat someone up?"

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GOTTA GET FUCKIN BIIIIIGGG COME ON

Why would that make you nervous? I have some social anxiety, but I can hold a conversation.

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>>41942872
Because:

1.Responsibility gives life meaning.Having problems (weak points in your physique) working on then, and getting a reward (gains) is extremely fun.Feels like you are winning in life

2.Its a shame for a man to grow old and not have seen the strength and beauty which his body is capable of

3. Gives you evolutionistic status. Being muscular activates animal instincts on women that shows a sense of high value and sex-worthiness

>>41942881
It doesn't need to be any more complicated than this op

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>>41942872
>I work out to stay ahead of a shitty diet

I really work out so I can be the one who rejects

>>41942872
Because originally I thought having a nice body would get me laid but apparently it's my complete lack of charism and charm that's the main problem and now the gym is the only thing I'm good at besides drinking and Dark Souls and I'm so body dysmorphic I can't even bring myself tone down my regimen. Also I think I have minor depression and I'm scared that stopping would make it full-blown depression.

>be me
>start lifting in hs
>move to new area and join a new gym
>have lifted for 4 years at this point
>free trial with hot personal trainer who works at my gym
>tell her I've been lifting half a year so she thinks i have the (((CHAD))) genes
>she says she can help me get out of skinny fat mode if I hire her weekly

>>41942881
/thread

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>>41944444
>44444

>>41944444
Kek wills it. Only go to the gym to work out

>>41942891
"I'm getting big so I can fuck bitches mom..."

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>>41944444

>Well I work a desk job and don't want horrible back pains at 25

Works every time, nobody fucks with back pains.

>>41943205
>lifting for 4 years
>skinnyfat mode

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>>41944444

>>41944444
we are done here

>>41944532
Not him, but, personal trainers are trying to get you to pay them so they'll say whatever they think you need to hear to fork it out

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To lift the endless pain away for another day.

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>>41944444

>>41944944
Nice dubs, check'd

>>41944944
Kys, and never quote or reply to me again. I made by comment as fitness related as possible.

>>41942872
I want to become so strong that one day I become the only symbol of peace!

The benefits of exercise are so numerous, from physical health and conditioning, to lowering overall stress and preventing many long term diseases. Some say that if the benefits of exercise were available in pill form it would be the most successful pharmaceutical in history.

Why don't you exercise?

>>41944944
>Great, another thread with potential ruined by le epic dubbz thread

>rehashed le ebin social anxiety greentext with sweatyfrog.jpg that gets posted a dozen times a day

literally kill yourself. i suggest hanging, it's quick, easy, and you don't need any special equipment. you can do it with a bedsheet.

>>41944988
I don't wanna

>you're already in shape you don't need to work out

What kind of cunt shit is this?

>>41944980
Saving people with a smile :^D

>>41942881
fibpip

>>41944444

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>>41944444
Witnessed

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>>41944944

>>41944444
/thread of all /threads

I have an irrational fear of my heart giving out for no reason. So I hit gym to try and be one of the rare breeds of Americans to not die of heart disease.

>>41942872
for you

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>>41942872
I lift for beach

>>41945607
Lol. Just don't be obese and if you DO get a heart issue anyway you're dead so it's fine.

>>41945937
>tfw no fat jewess gf

>>41942872
i like to look at benises in the changing room

>>41944955
Oh the irony