What did he say /fit/?

Nofap is a meme

SS+GOMAD

Gibe da pusi b0ss

i have a magnum dong

>>41939238
>I donate to HAES and SJ Movement

>>41939238
"four scoops come on"

"Hi im chad"

I'm over 6'1"

i fuck wit shakes

"300$ is my final offer and you gotta moan".

i respect women

Just saw your ex fall into the manlet pit

"I got a vibrating dick pierceing"

Thats about how this happens with me

>>41939238

"I do MADMILK."

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>>41939359

>>41939327
my sides

Hi there, couldn't help but notice your brilliant personality.

>>41939238

s i p b o y s

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>>41939374

I failed so everyone else did to.

This is a blue board so i wont post Wang however this is the pierceing. I got this on top towards the base and a barebell underneath towards the tip. Girl gets curious. Vibrations help finish her off. Kek o get easy sex and dont even have to do a goos job. Life on easy mode man

>>41939401
Does this work on devote christian girls?

>>41939416
Damn, never heard of this until now. I can't imagine puncturing my dick for that so kudos to you, anon.

>>41939238
He said he hits 1/2/3/4 obv

>>41939238
"check these dubs"

>>41939446
I hope you mean 3/4/5/6. This is the man talking to the woman, not the other way around.

I'm 6'4 and come from a white family.

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>>41939454
Wow double 9s. Checked

My grandpa was in the SS

>>41939463
Wow thats me butidontgooutsideexcepttoworkout

>>41939238
you will never meet your father's expectations

>>41939434
Its not that bad. I actually did it myself with a saftey pin when i was younger. Worst part was the sound really. Upon exiting the shaft it made a noise like celery snaping.

>>41939462
Do u see this guy? Hes lanky as fck no way he can hit those numbers. He found some normie girl what got impressed with those shit numbers

>"Ey bby u wan sum fuk?"

I don't know. I've never gotten laid

>>41939494
Its pretty hard here to work that out. Most boys are 6'2 and up, all white people of course.

Maybe could pull it off in Asia or Latin America. Or even USA.

>>41939327
kek

"I have a nine inch tongue, and I can breathe through my ears."

>>41939416
I think we all know the quality of girl who would be interested enough in this for it to sway her decision though

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>>41939506
>it made a noise like celery snaping.

Do you want to see my Ferrari?

>>41939416

Doesn't that hurt you when you're inside her?

>>41939327
true af

Come back to my place so that I can show you all my judo medals from elementary school. There's gotta be at least 20 of them. Most are gold.

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I wouldn't know, I'm a kissless virgin

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>>41939238

>>41939828
No, ive been told they cant feel the one on bottom, more of a mental stimulus

>>41939795
O shut the fuck up. If thier was a pair of twins and one had a pierced clit or w/e people would choose the pierced one just out of curiosity. Dont try to lessen the effect something has just because yout a douce bag

>>41939506
I had a tight frenulum, I put a sewing needle through with nylon thread in the loop and tied it around the banjo string so it "strangled" it through in a few weeks. Really didn't even hurt that bad, the idea of it was just horrifying and having to do it your self, I was such a pussy about it lol, but that celery snapping was exactly how it felt and sounded like.

>>41939929
no bully but how does this happen?

>>41940032

The only mental image i can conjure up is something going wrong and ripping with your frenum piercing. No problems with it? What was it like when you first got it? I have no piercings myself so I'm curious.

"i'm vegan"

>>41940077
I'm scared of women because I believe they secretly find me repulsive so I don't even bother interacting with them

>>41940003
Damn

>>41940157
Every pot has its lid, anon. Don't give up, please I'm sure you're not as much of a turn off as you claim to be.

>>41940087

Nothing like that at all. Dick skin has a bit of elasticity to it so it never really even tugs. When i first got it it was sore. Lityle bit od soreness when getting a borner. Expect to /nofap/ for a week or two. Also i wore basketball shorts everywhere to prevent rubbing. But after a month or so everything was back to normal.

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>>41939238

>>41940077
autism and horrible social anxiety from a young age that led me never to learn how to socialize and now that im so far behind everyone else i've given up on trying.

>>41940194

Did it interrupt your workout routine?

>>41940241
this one made me kek

>>41939506
my whole body shivered

FUCK YOU

>>41940003
I lost the game.

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>>41939238

>>41939506
your benus still works fine, right? I mean, reading that made me cringe a bit.

>>41939416
>Becomes a robot just to be able to pleasure a woman
>Ultimately cuck yourself and your skills to perform

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>>41939238

>>41940237
I was a total curl bro at the time so no. I cant imagine running with it healing thou.

>>41940295
Dick works 100%. No noticeable change to biological functions.

>>41940268
Ha

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>>41939238

>>41940345

I like how guys get self conscious about their own dicks so they gotta shit on my pierceings.

>be insecure about penis
>be too pussy to get a pierceing
>shit on people getting laid thru a "gimmick"

You ever think you dont get laid because your an insecure whiner?

>>41939416
>dick is so inadequate you literally need to add inspector gadget type gimmicks to get a girl off

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>>41939327

>>41940192
Then how come I've never had a gf huh??

>>41940446
because either it's not your time or you gotta re-approach how you try to find women to date. I've resorted to online dating to meet grills now, never looking back.

>>41940404
This.

>>41940446
Not him but it took me 26 long years... it's not that I couldn't have one, it's just that none felt right... anon when you find her it'll work out despite anything.. I'm not a complete autist but a complete jerk to everyone almost no one likes me so my social status is in the dumps. When I found her it was the first time I felt understood.. i did a lot of shit to her but she still stood by my side every single time i needed her. You'll find her anon, no matter what, you'll eventually find her and try not to do or bring up shit as much as possible. 32 now and I'm still tje same jerk but without tfw no gf, so have some hope and good luck

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>>41940421

>thinking it matters how you win

>>41940513
try really hard not to kys when she inevitably leaves you

a good prophylactic move would be to start seeing a therapist and getting your shit together ASAP

>>41940352
-.-

>>41940003
i wonder if newfags even know this

>>41940352
Fuck off

>>41940003
Holy shit. Was on a 5 year streak aswell..

>>41940836
lmao under8ed

>>41940352
Fuck you

>>41940803
Most people knew about the game in middle school what are you on about lol

>>41940003
NEARLY A FUCKING DECIDE
I HATE YOU WITH EVERY CELL IN MY BODY

>>41940003
It has been a while.

>>41940928
DECADE*
FUCK YOUUUUU

>>41940352
I dont know why but i kek'd so hard

>>41940836
why are you doing this? ;_;

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>>41940003
well over a year

>>41940570
>Thinking you won

>>41940352
lol

>>41940352
AHAAAAAAAH

>>41940003
Ffffffffffffff

>>41940942
Nice

>>41940352
No

>>41940942
top kek

>>41939489
panty dropper
tbqh

>>41940421
kekd

>>41940345
>>41940421
lel

>>41940836
underrated kek

>>41939238
FLASH

>>41940836
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>41939238
>hows this for a start

>>41940352
lold

>>41940942
>>41941869
Too late

>>41940836
nice.

>>41940352
GOOD ONE LOALSOAL

All this replies whoring... What happened anons, things feel different...

>>41942265
Hi

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>>41942265

>>41940352

>>41940003
:0 !

>>41942265

>>41940003
Well done.

>>41940003
anon pls no

>>41940292
>I'm with her

Then shouldn't the girl be the one fucking the guy?

>>41942265
pls be tru

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>>41942265
Why have you done this to me?

>>41940003
Well played, Anon.

>>41940352
I hate you.
I love you mom.

>>41942265
Kay nigga I ain't taking any chances

>>41942265

>>41942265
nig

>>41939238
>yeh i`m just a lucky guy

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>>41939238

>>41942265
k

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>>41940003
FUCK YOU NIGGER I LOST THE GAME I'VE BEEN ON A 2 YEAR STREAK FUCKING SHIT DUDE

>>41942265
Where do i redeem this, i really need it asap

>>41940003
I don't get it.

>>41940352
Yeah was waiting for one of these.

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>>41939781
TFW thats how my bf and i started

>>41942265
GROW GROW GROW

>>41940409
Fucking lol

>>41940942
fuck lmao

>>41942265
Pls

>>41940352
fuck pff

>>41940003
not even mad.
props you cheeky cunt

>>41942265
GROW GROW GROW

>>41942631
Nice

>>41942631
kek
best post so far

>>41939238
rack pulls above the knee

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>>41940003
DELET THIS

>>41939238
I am very rich

>>41940003
I knew what was coming but fell for it anyway

>>41942265
sweet

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>>41940003
I lost the game

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>>41940003
What's the game?

>>41940352
Neck yourself nigger

>>41942265
ok

>>41942265
check em

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>>41939793
kek'd irl

>>41942631
lul

>>41940352
Just stop

Wow, /fit/ is really full of 10 year olds...

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>>41939238

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>>41940836
Best one right here

>>41942265
(not that my dick is tiny or anything)

>>41942631
lmao

>>41942265
might as well

>>41942265
>>41942265
test

>>41940352
:/

>>41940003
I lost the game.

>>41942265
ok

>>41940003
goddamn it I haven't lost in years

>>41940241
This would be better if it was "I just started another nofap thread"

>>41940409
>>41940836
>>41942806
kek

>>41942265
:^)

>>41940942
Damn, of all the times to run out of smug chef memes

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>>41939238

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>>41939238

>>41940404
i kek'ed

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>>41939238
>

>>41942265
Need big benis to please waifu in the afterlife

>>41939238
Could I flex a cep while I give you the ol' lickeroo?

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>>41939238

>>41940805
underrated

"Hey, are you working out?"

>>41940352
XD

>>41940003

lost. gg anon.

>>41940352
Fag

>>41942265

>>41940352
;-;

>>41942265
Fuck, and I never respond to these

>>41940003
gg

>>41940352
gg

>>41942265
ye

>>41940352
rip

>>41942265
might aswell

>>41939238
"I'm ok with you having a penis"

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>>41939506
>it made a noise like celery snaping.

>>41940404
You madman

>>41942265
fuck it why not

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>>41942265

"I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux."

>>41942265

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>>41940204
Fuck my middle school bullies so much, I'm guessing they are the ones who gave me terrible social anxiety.

They all turned out to be losers at least except for the really really rich one.

>>41940003
its been so long...

>>41940352
not my mom

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>>41942265
not taken any chances brehs

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>>41942265
Ehh I guess its worth a shot.

>>41940404
hahaha holy shit

>>41940352
Everytime I see multiple replies I just assume it's this now.

>>41942265
ayyyy

>>41942265
roll

>>41940352
fuck you

>>41942265
ok

>>41943236
holy kek

>>41942265
shiiiiiiiiet

>>41943236
nice

>>41942265
ok

>>41940003
Game over man, game over!

>>41942265
INCH

>>41942265
lmao

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BOSS?

my semen is keto

>>41939281
this

>>41942265
yea

>>41940352
Mommy

>>41942265
Fuck yeah 2 inches

>>41942265
>Anonymous
aye man worth a shot

>>41942265
ok

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>>41942265
>tfw doubles my penis size

>>41939736
Actually true, 6'4 isn't neaely as impressive as I thought. Goddamn 40% of people are 6'1 and uphere

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>>41940409
Nice

>>41942265
please b real

>>41942265
>Whisper "grow, grow, grow"

>>41942265
I'll be big dick slinging these sloots by september

>>41940352
smdh

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>>41940192
>>41940446
these 2 posts are the cycle I've been stuck in. how do i get out

>>41940352
ree

>>41940352
Pls no

>>41944659
>too scared to interact with women
>wonders why he never had a gf
maybe you're too retarded to make it sorry anon

>>41940003
Clever.

>>41942265
7

>>41942631
SS claims another victim

>>41940352
no kill

>>41940942

Holy fuck this one was creative

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>>41940003
Didn't lose. Fuck you.

>>41942265
2

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>>41939506
>made a noise like celery snaping

>>41940077
In my case it was

>be too autistic to realize girls are into you
>finish school, start wagecucking and never be around any females tour age ever

I'm not kissless though managed to make out one time in school.

>>41942265
Niceee

>>41939327
this ahaha

>>41940570
Yes it does

t. God-Emperor

>>41942265
Fuck can't risk this

>>41942755
This? Is it something to do with the rapper?

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>>41940836

>>41942265
i will reply

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>>41940003
its been like since 2015 for me

>>41942265
fuck ye

>>41940003
i've never been so glad to lose something.
Had a great laught, 10/10

>>41942980
laughening

>>41940352
xD

>>41940352
fuc u

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>>41940352
le epik (you) ploy friend!

>>41942265
for kek

>>41939238
Never seen the original of that meme

>>41942265
ok nigger

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>>41942573

>>41942265
ohhhhh baby

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>>41942265

>>41940077
>be very bad at social interaction
>have a cancer at sixteen
>everyone seems to magically start dating and shit while I was in my hospital bed.
>very bad at making friend and study
>work it out, now I have a phd and lot of good friends.
>but my work is time consuming and as my friends get married I never meet new people.
>also I'm fat.
>change job, go to the gym, make place for club activity to meet new people
>loose 40 pound, still fat but still loosing weight.
>there is a cute girl at my drawing club, she's nice to talk to, not sure how to go further with her but I will try anyway.

basically I took too much time to fix problems one at the time and started from the bottom. I'm 31 now btw.

>>41942265
:(((

>>41940352
Ree

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I can give you piggy back rides, and allow you to use my arms like monkey bars while being able to carry your fat ass.

>>41940352
fuck

>>41945561
Shit dude...

>>41940003
dam

>>41940352
piss

>>41940003
Been a while i saw one of these

>>41940352
Fucker

>>41942265
Nice

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>>41945561
Just ask if she wants to get a drink or a coffee sometime. It's good to talk outside of the environment you know her in. See if there is any chemistry. Maybe try holding her hand at the end when you walk her back to her car. Go for a kiss if she stands there for more than a second when you say goodbye. This is all simple stuff, but I'm assuming you don't know it, and that's ok. Good luck anon, I'm rotting for you

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>>41940805
>>41943057
I made this

>>41942265
never change /fit/
also I have lost.

>>41940003
fug

>>41945589
Thanks, we already had a drink with another clubmate, and i proposed her to go to a museum together (she agreed, we haven't fixed the day yet). Also I got her number so there that.

Thing is, I'm pretty confident I can easily make friend with her, but I have no clue when it come to seduce someone, so the advice on hand holding is nice. mostly I'm trying to build up experience and I try to set my expectation at reasonable level.

>>41943236
That's amazing

>>41940352
kek'd

>>41942265
ok

>>41942265
an erection in september, eh?

>>41942265
pls

>>41942265
>implying it'll even matter

>>41942265
just in case

>>41942265
Might as well.
Will be nice to have a legit ten inches.
I more then likely won't be using it, but it would be nice to have.

>>41942265
Grow little guy

>>41942265
Like I am gonna risk not responding to this one.

>>41940352
sa

>>41942265
ueh

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>>41940352

>>41940003
Not even that mad. Persona 5 made me lose the game a few days ago so this isn't a huge loss. Had been years before that though.

>>41942265
benis :D

>>41942265
>didn't reply to the mom one
>replying to this

wtf

>>41940352
that's subversive as fuck

>>41942265
T-t-thanks friend

>>41942265

>>41942265
One can only hope

>>41942265
ok

>>41942265
gib 1 inch

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>>41939849
Wow

>>41940352
I man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

>>41940803
This is even in normie territory