g-god tier cutting snacks

>>41936612
dude get the fuck out now that person will never change without a rip of her soul

Sounds like you're taking care of a child, not dating.

>>41936639
as if i haven't tried. the second after i tried to break up with her she went to jump off the balcony. not to mention i have some big secrets and if she told everyone who knows what would happen. And at the moment im trapped living with her in a different province for the summer...

>>41936612
Also

>tfw because of the issues listed above and some others, she claims that I've given her anxiety and depression
>
>although she fits the symptoms, it's intolerable
>tfw she's caused uncountable non-police-related domestic abuse incidents, including making me look like i fell in a freaking bear cave and nearly breaking my nose
>tfw there just doesn't seem to be anything you can do

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>>41936612
>tfw she knows all your deepest, darkest secrets and has threatened to tell everyone if you try anything
nigga u got played

>>41936720
I guess it's a first relationship mistake to assume you can tell a girl you assume is perfect for you at first pretty much everything. Although she found out a lot of it by hacking my facebook

>>41936733
>Dark secrets

What kind of secrets anon? This is anonymous remember. Will they ruin your life?

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>>41936733
>having a facebook account
there is your mistake desu, either have a fake one or don't have one at all, falling 4 the eternal jew

>>41936761
well a lot of the usual stuff, but one of them may. lets just say i was 18 and got involved in a relationship with a girl who was more than 2 years younger than me, although it never went all the way.

>>41936769
its just the only way my friends and i all keep in contact besides hanging out. weve had a group chat on there for almost the full 6 years weve been friends

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>>41936791
nice, brah, own it

>>41936791
What state we're you in? And how long ago was it?

>>41936612

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pyjIOwaYOw

>>41936791
t. Chad

>>41936822
It was ontario, canada. about 3 years ago.

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>>41936612
>every few hours is spent trying to calm her down
your pimp hand is weak, be more alpha man, beta thing obviously ain't workin

>>41936835
If this is what being chad is it isn't worth it. I used to be a regular on r9k

>>41936849
>Age of consent is 16
>18-2=16

Get the fuck out nigga

>>41936854
ironically she tried that approach before me, but if i go too far she starts screaming hysterically, crying, and tries to run outside and scream for help

>>41936863
>"more than 2 years younger than me"

>>41936849

>Ontarian is stuck in an abusive relationship

Fucking typical, this sort of shit would never happen in B.C.; we care too much for our own self esteem.

>>41936872
Cut ties. Pack your stuff when she is gone, then block her on all social media. She's not trapping you, you're trapping yourself

>>41936885
lmao, ironically when i said im trapped living with her in another province right now, that province happens to be BC.

>>41936883
Ontario law let's 14 and 15 year olds sleep with someone that is five years older

>>41936888
I've thought about that, but there's a few real issues:
>We're both working in BC at the moment and I need the money to pay for my school
>theres no work in my part of ontario
>if i leave, there's still no guarantee she won't tell everyone i know all my secrets

>>41936893

Fuck, lad, I was being irreverent, you're in an abusive relationship and you need to walk away. Don't be afraid to talk to someone you trust about this, cause you need to walk the fuck away.

>>41936900
try one less. although we didn't sleep together.

>>41936912
there's noone i trust that im confident could do anything about this besides me, and i have to face the issues above in my decision. I have no doubts that she would go excessively far to make my life terrible even if i did run away

>>41936911

No dog, fuck that, nothing, no job security, no "secrets" (which are vanilla as fuck you boring bastard), no Uni, is worth suffering at the hands of an abuser. She obviously has some serious shit she needs to work through, but that's not on you.

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>>41936872
pay some chad to fuck your girl, let him take pics of his cock in her mouth, than he'll send u the pics and u can end it, easy

>>41936948
well they may be vanilla but they're still pretty social-life threatening and possibly incriminating

>>41936911
Deny everything. Make her seem crazy. Do the people you know know the girl?

Don't know about the money though

>>41936953
Maybe if i could get over the idea of that id literally go that far, but surprisingly i know she would never come close to cheating. she's had plenty of chances. I think its because she knows id find out and could use that against her, but also because she's pretty strict on her values

>>41936953
t. Only sensible guy ITT

>>41936970
yea everyone knows her, weve been seriously dating for 2 years. that could possibly work but shes not dumb, shed probably get some sort of evidence

>>41936946

Then sack the fuck up, and let that bitch try her hardest, 'cause she can't break, you my man.

Do you want Liberty? Pay the price of a hissy fit. Nothing she can say can actually hurt you.

>"Hey Anon, your ex DM'd me that you're a pedo..."
>Naw we broke up and she took it very hard, she's kind of lashing out. I feel sorry for her honestly. She's trying to make something out of a time I was young and dated someone else young, nothing happened.
>"Oh, ok"

>>41936989
Will she actually do it?

>>41936996
>implying she won't just claim he raped her

>>41937006

Those sorts of unfounded allegations don't really fly in B.C.

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>>41936989
start ''drinking'' then (semi-pretending), abusing her financially, appear to be hammered whenever you are around her and her friends start dirty talking of fucking her ass and mouth in front of her friends, make her and her circle hate you

>>41937006
that also probably wouldnt really work because weve been dating for 2 years and nothing like that has ever come up

>>41936692
>Video her abusing/beating you
>Leave her and use this as ammo for anything she tries
>Any 'secrets' she spills you can rightfully just claim she's nuts and talking crap

Seriously leave her

>>41936659
I had a "suicidal" gf too. That's her way of keeping you on a leash forever. She will threaten to kill herself anytime she fears the relationship is ending. Call 911 if you have to and they'll keep her in psych ward for a week. Once you leave for good it's surprising how quickly they're no longer suicidal. At least not until the next relationship goes south

>>41937031
she already hates me and has literally no circle at all. she has no friends because she cut them all off and never goes out except with me. she's even pretty much disowned her mom and i cant remember the last time they talked

>>41937042
thats what ive always assumed too, but it was pretty surreal when she was over the balcony and i grabbed her

>>41937045
so just pack up your bags and crash at your friends house, easy as that, don't think about it to much, just walk away
https://youtu.be/2kQoPApFAD8?t=39s

>>41937078
i know thats what seems to be the best idea, but what about my money? and what if she literally calls the police on me or tells my friends and my parents and sends them evidence?

>>41937105
What 'evidence'?

>>41937105

Did you fuck the 13 yr old

>>41937105
so, will your friends and family believe her over you

>>41937105
facebook messages i had with said girl, screenshots, stuff like that

>>41937128
nope, but everything else. hypothetically of course

>>41937131
if she has evidence, maybe

>>41937132

Change your FB password before you break things off, you dumb shit, jesus, I'm done trying to help you; you're acting like a fuckin beat puppy.

>>41936612
My grandma makes a tasty sort of salsa of tuna and cream cheese, what would you guys eat it with for maximum protein?

>>41937153
buddy you think that'd help? she didnt hack it by knowing my password, she HACKED into it. so a new password doesnt matter

>>41937145

Then fuckin chill the police won't do shit

>>41937155
cheese

>>41937166
Then delete the Facebook account, or delete the chats, fuck.

Besides, you really think the police or whoever will give a enough of a shit to investigate what your crazy ex said happened years and years ago over Facebook?

>>41937166
>she HACKED into it

You dumb fucking piece of shit, no she didn't, she guessed it or you just left yourself logged on. Change your passwords, delete your facebook.

You are complicit in your own suffering. We have given you the tools to walk away, but you're quite happy telling us all your "no, but"s.

>>41936612
I had this shit happen at the end of 4 months. It wasn't as bad but we was fucking insecure. Broke up with her. When she threatened me with suicide I recorded the entire conversation, which included me asking her not to kill herself. After trying to convince her a few more times I cut the call, because she was giving me a headache.

You need to understand it's her fucking problem if she wants to kill herself, just keep some good evidence with you

>>41937166
i mean i mostly came here to vent and get motivation. just feels like ive thought all this stuff over so much, but i need the money so bad.

Nigga, run

>>41937191
im not really sure what theyd do. i just didnt really wanna risk it.
>>41937195
i know for a fact theres no way she couldve known my password. it was different from all my other stuff and she was never near me when i typed it in. i also never left myself logged in, ever.

It's easy enough to say all im saying is "but..." but theres only two real issues i have here, and theyre very serious. so its just difficult to say fuck it even though its possible i could lose all my friends and all my money

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I feel 4 this stupid bait, shame on me

>>41936612

You know this is abuse right?

Just cause she isnt hitting you doesnt mean its not abuse,

Treathening with suicide and sharing your secrets is huge emotional abuse.

You need to definetly break up man.

GL anon.

>>41936659

she can't tell anyone anything if she 'jumps' off the balcony

>>41937260
i sure would be even more of a loser than i am if i made this entire thing up. i just wanna be at the gym right now lmao. you guys gave me the confidence to just pack all my important stuff up and go though, so thats what ive been doing while shes still (at 10am, i wake up at 6) sleeping

>>41937273
lol she has actually delved pretty deep into physical abuse as well.

>>41937235

ever thought of grinning through your teeth as people say, OMG YOUR EX SAID THIS, and you laugh it off cause its fucking bullshit.

If she has text based evedince and not your voice, you can just say its faked.

That and, let her kill herself then, that way she cant tell those secrets, you need to gtfo.

>>41937294

dude, get the fuck out.

Maybe if your not in a second rate country, pre emptively go to a police station and say your gf is crazy, treathening you with killing herself. physicaly has abused you etc.

That your going to break it off. so if she goes insane you already claimed it to police ahead of time.

Woman can indeed be cruel, i was in a great relationship. kid together she knows all my shit.
3 days ago i wasnt even able to get to my kids 4rd birthday.

Woman are cunts, she seemed perfect.

>>41937297
well honestly i thought of it for just a moment. but would you really be able to live with knowing your inaction caused someone you once loved to die? and it was arguably a result of you?

Man up and end it you great flapping vagina. Block her number and all social media.

I dated a manipulative cunt that did the whole suicide thing after breaking up too. She also was great in the beginning before becoming controlling, jealous and fat. I dumped her, blocked her, felt bad for a week then I felt amazing and wished I had done it sooner.

>>41937317
yea i guess i just need to be smart about this

>>41937317
>having kids

holy fuck what the fuck is wrong with u

>she's someone with huge potential
Could've fooled me.

>>41936930
>Being interested in a 13 year old when you're 18

Kill yourself you disgusting pedophile. You are a blight on humanity and deserve to be hanged.

>>41937284
post pic of beer sips when done desu

>>41937328
Arguably as a result of you? Are you fucking serious? I'll be the first to reply to this one. First of all, she won't fucking kill herself. That's a meme. That's a meme insane people use against sane people because sane people have feelings and suicide is an incredibly easy way to manipulate those feelings. If a relative of mine said they would kill themselves if I didn't do what they told me to or something, I would let them. It sounds cynical and egoistical, but fuck ANYONE who tries to pin suicide on you. It's a cheat tactic used to manipulate people that care about someone else.

Secondly, even if she kills herself, that's not your problem. Be a little egoistical for once, I know if I was in a relationship with someone I loved and they turned on me like this, I would NOT care, it would be like someone I knew in school killed themselves. Sad, but you have to distance yourself from that shit. You can't let others impact your emotions that strongly.

That's just what I think. 95% chance she will NOT kill herself, and if the 5% chance she does happens, it will NOT BE YOUR FUCKING FAULT, she is fucking MENTAL IN THE HEAD, and trying to make YOU feel like SHIT because of HER problems. She's fucking INSANE my good friend, she will RUIN YOUR LIFE more than it is fucked now.

Also, keep up with the gains bro, lifting is neat, you're gonna make it.

>>41936612
Got out of one of these a few months ago. It's kind of like a bandaid. Just leave and never contact her again.

You'll end up trying to kill yourself eventually if you don't. S'what I did.

>>41937349
If youve never had a kid you dont even know what its like lol , personaly i come from a great house hold, with a mother thats actualy a good woman.
Just because mine was shit doesnt mean jack.
>>41937328
>>41937342

Yeah, you do,

And 99% of the time its just loose threathening you to do what she wants, and thats not leave. if she kills herself yeah, that would be hard on you to life with that. but if she is honestly physicaly abusive, and trying to not let you leave by emotionaly abusing you to, she's better off dead FOR YOU.

And she most likely wont actualy kill herself, only 1 leg was over the balcony, typical abusive behavior.

An ex of mine her bf fake tried to kill himself, by grabbing a knife from kitchen drawer, walked over to the sink and held it above his wrist, shouting crap like, im about to lose it all etc.

People that actualy kill themselfs 99% of them just do it, secluded. not to treathen anyone

Goodluck anon, just warn some CLOSE friends if you have them. dont worry about her side of friends. then with close friends go to the police station and tell them your story. it makes it more believable if you go with others backing you up.

Cause hurdur men dont get abused.

>>41937439
This. By all means tell her not to kill herself. Then walk away. You've done all you can do. As long as you don't actively encourage or physically assist in the act you are NOT responsible - not just legally but ethically, morally, anything. Get the fuck out of there asap.

>>41936612

Dude. Listen to me. You need out of that relationship NOW.

Trust me. I started off fine in a relationship and it evolved into that. With finance trouble. So I was stuck. I tried to end it but I was homeless for a bit and ended up going back for a place to sleep.

I had to fight so hard to claw some savings and some cash to move out. Mentally And emotionally I was fucked. I was drained. I kept saying I will just get on with it. But that little voice kept reminding me, kept me on track and kept pushing me. It's going to be hard as fuck to break out of that rut.

But you need to. You can't let her dictate your life. You can't let her emotionally blackmail you into acting the way she wants.

It's going to be hard. But you need to break that off. On your deathbed You will wonder why the fuck you wasted your life with that lizard. It's unhealthy. It's fucking with your mind. Eroding the bedrock of who you are. Destroying your personality.

GET OUT NOW.

>>41937439

^ this guy knows whats up.
Exactly like i said.

I'm personaly depressed (hurdur diagnosed, inb4 its not real, just feel better)

And i think about suicide near daily, especialy when you dont get to see your kid or other shit goes down.

But, id never threathen with it, id never abuse the "power" of my depression over someone and say: yeah im going to off myself if you dont do what i say.

People in relationships just use that shit to get you to do what they want.

>tfw you tried breaking up once and she literally tried to kill herself, with her leg over the balcony before you pulled her off

should've walked out

Your girl sounds like she could be BPD, but no matter what it is, it isn't healthy. She isn't going to kill herself, and she only says that as a sick means of control. If she's whittled you down to the point where she'll threaten suicide if you leave the house without her then she has almost total control of you. Get out before she either kills you or runs you down so badly that you will wish you were dead. GET OUT NOW.

>>41936659

Dude. She's an adult. She is responsible for her actions. Not you.
If she can't handle reality and ends herself, it's her fault. Not yours.


And we all have secrets mate. Unless she helped you hide a body, then fuck it. Who gives a fuck.
Plus you can just pass it off as her being a psycho to smear your reputation.

>>41936930
ok you're disgusting and really should kill yourself. fuck off.

>>41937359
well thats what i always expect to hear. theres always forgotten details though. for instance, it was a full on year and so relationship itself, and at first i truly thought she was 16. until much later. she was very mature

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>>41937373
>tfw i make the best breakfasts while shes still asleep

why is this thread still being entertained? fuck off op, I hope she tells everyone you almost fucked a 13 yo you fucking freak.

>>41937521
I don't give a shit if he fucked a 13 year old or not, this girl is a sick fuck and no one deserves to be with someone like that

I say let her kill herself. There is no law saying you cannot break up with someone just because they threaten to kill themselves if you do. Any counselor would advise you to break up with them immediately. As for the fucked up shit you did, you're obviously a fucking pussy who wrongly thinks anyone would fucking care at all. Even if they do, you can always move and start a new life.

>>41937521
>>41937530
2 types of people.

But yea, it was a while ago and we didnt fuck. I felt really bad about it for a long while but what can i do? not like its a good idea to get back into contact and apologize or something.

I dont wanna feel sorry for the rest of my life for a mistake like that, but i know it was a terrible decision.

>>41936612
Get
The
Fuck
OUT
Of there

It's never going to get better. You need to escape that shit.

>>41937569
You. are. sensible. You didn't even DO anything wrong, you were confused and less experienced in life, don't let her blackmail you with this shit, and if you're actually incompetent enough to keep your facebook password out of her possession, fucking delete your facebook or change your FACEBOOK and EMAIL password, PHONE CODE, and everything else she might use to get into your facebook.

Tell your friends about your problems, tell the police, like others have said, and most importantly, don't fucking share secrets. my first "childhood friend" taught me that lesson. What the ufck do you gain from it? a small, brief sense of connection to a person that fades almost instantly, at the cost of them now knowing one of your dark or deep secrets. It's NEVER worth it to expose yourself like that. I know it may sound cynical, but it's true.

>>41937595

I enjoy exposing myself. I stand in front of my living room window after a shower or after fucking my wife and let people see me in my glory. If dudes get an eye full of cock they didn't want to see, that's their fault for looking in my windows.

>>41937623
Exposing yourself in a personal way, not in a bodily way you dummy.

Who can hurt you more, the person you've shared everything you feel with who knows all your secrets and desires, or the person you've spent some time with, like as a girlfriend, but never shared any serious secrets with?

>>41937652
forreal. its a sad lesson to learn, as cliche as it is, that you cant really trust anybody

>>41937668

I think the real lesson here is in the future don't do shit that can potentially ruin your life.

Gotta say carrots and hot sauce are pretty dope. Also if you got a sweet tooth then shit like Quest bars aren't too bad protein to calorie wise.

Pork rinds are nice for keto

>>41936612

this is a joke, right?

if it's not you need to talk about this right now and make it clear that unless the situation changes, drastically and immediately, you're going to drop her. either that, or just drop her

fucking battered housewife syndrome on /fit/ I swear

>>41938010
Not a joke my dude. Just some classic real life. This is probably the best place for me to vent

>tfw this is based on the fact that the day after we started dating 2 years ago i almost cheated on her
>help me, /fit/, the bed I made is uncomfortable to lie in

>>41938061
2 years seems excessive

>>41938061
This
>>41938267
Yeah, OP has a shitty character and matched with someone that is mental.
Anyone non mental would just have dumped him until he grows up, but seems like his gf is extremely insecure.

Two shitty people living a shitty relationship together.
Seems right.

>>41939279
Used to be shitty, i wont discredit myself. Im doing pretty great now. We switched roles

>>41939495
No you are not. You should have left when you fucked up.
Like a grown up, dealing with consequences.

Instead you stuck to her like a fucking bitch trying to repair something that hasn't even lasted 2 days and now you have the results.
Man up and leave and learn something from it.

>>41939549
I fucked up before i met her and the day after i almost cheated on her. Then for a year it was fine and it didjt seem like there was any reason to break up. As if im not gonna try a little bit to stay with someone who i can say i loved

>>41939570
You don't love someone you know for two days.
You don't love someone you cheat on 2 days into the relationship.

Sorry.
Move
On.

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>>41936612
Just make her break up with you.
Don't be the nice guy you are.
Read the book No more Mr nice guy.
Changed my life

>>41936612

Call your parents call her parents call the psychward. Get witnesses. Etc.

>>41936612
Partly because of this thread i managed to capture my liberation, kind of, boys.

She wouldnt go to the gym so i just packed all my important stuff (so she wouldnt destroy it) and left. Im having the best time ive had in a while and truly feep free, even though ill have to return to her at the end of the day.

Thanks boys

>>41936963
no they aren't you tremendous wimp. you still act like you're a teenager. get the fuck over it. she will not ruin your life. people will not immediately think you are a pig or a creep or any of the other worries that you so badly fear. people will see how desperate she is to "ruin" your life and feel empathetic to you. this happens 9/10 times in such situations where one ex tries to fuck over the other ex.

fuck you and your trick thread with no mention of health, fitness, or lifting. go somewhere else and complain.

also broccoli and dip for a cutting food? jesus christ you poor, poor, poor, poor, stupid, poor soul.

>>41940997
Who hurt you. Also
>no mention of health and fitness
>cutting snacks suggestions thread

Broccoli and dip is great. The dip is 1 gram of carbs per tablespoon so you can alterate between broccoli and broccoli with dip and enjoy it longer. Not much sugar, reasonable calories. Great for a snack