>tfw chestlet

>>41930116
Get a nice ass then

Pls be in Washington DC

spread your legs often enough baby and nobody will give a shit. Dont make them wear condoms or pull out and im on board for a pity fuck bby

honestly perky tits, flat stomach, nice ass + legs is ideal body

ass>tits

that being said, post some pics u faget

>>41930116
True gentlemen not only appreciate small boobs, but prefer them.

>>41930131
CP? :^)

A good ass will compensate for no chest, but a good chest can't compensate for no ass.

Alternatively, get a boob job.

>>41930116
chestlet girls are fine for me if they have proper boob shape.
worst is chestlet and ugly boob combo. how can they be small but saggy when you're only 20yo!?
I mean like flat triangular flaps like thin johnah hill titties

>>41931059

The roommate my fiance had when we first started dating had tits like that. She's a fucking fat cow, had tiny, saggy tits and had big dark nipples. I saw them once on accident and it was fucking disgusting.

>>41931611
fatty mcgoo but no boob gains lol. her one place to search for comfort

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>>41930116
AH HAH HAH.

Lol@you guys with shitty chests too.

>>41931007
>>41931012
>>41931018
>>41931033
>>41931059
Chestlets detected.

>>41930131
ive never seen another DC poster

weird

>>41932057
Only 500k people live there and most of them are reptiloids who don't post on the internet.

>>41932069
not the demographic to post on a Indian shitting board though

Small tits and thick thighs is basically the ideal bodytype for a woman.

>>41932425
>Small tits and thick thighs

Sounds more like you want a man, faggot.

OP PLEASE post pics. We need to verify :^)

>>41932668
This also flat is Justice

>>41932219
what do you mean? i see basketball americans post all the time? are they actually fake? i feel bamboozled

>>41930116
Better than having the ass of a nigger.
Doesn't matter if your boobs are small - if they fit your frame then good. Only really matters is if you have small boobs and are fat.

>>41932467
top kek couldn't agree with you more brother

The only thing that matters is what's on the inside. And that's not to excuse poor physical shape and condition. Health matters and being overweight is unhealthy.

But all bodies fade. Love will keep you beautiful in the eyes of your partner until the day you die. And only inner beauty can inspire love.

Yes, this is one of the lamest posts ever made. Still true though.

please be from socal

>>41931059
>how can they be small but saggy when you're only 20yo!?

Truly an even worse fate than being a manlet.

>>41932754
Pretty much.
Also shape > size.

>>41931007
>>41931012
>>41931018
>>41931059
>>41932425
>>41932689
The only thing more pathetic than chestlets are chestlet enablers and chestlet apologists

>>41930116
wrong board

stupid frog poster, kys

>>41934605
Pretty face = not fat > nice boobs = nice hips > nice ass

These are objective facts.

>>41932937

That was beautiful.

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I'm so confused, is this another /fit/ pretends they're all female episode?

>>41934631
No. It's an "OP pretends to be a woman and the rest of the thread uses that as a cue to talk about boobs" episode.

>>41934631
its an /r9k/ episode

so its worse then shit

>>41934640
Why does OP pretend?
How do you know he's not a she?

>>41934678
Because it never fucking is.

>>41934702
i can back him up on it, op is a fag

>>41934683
>>41934702
I feel as though at least 10% of /fit/ is female but they're maximum autismo.

>>41934724
#swoleleft
i bash nazis bro ur fucked

>>41934751
meant for
>>41934726

>>41934738
>/fit/ is probably 20-30% female,
That seems unreasonably high.

>>41930116
Are you skinny as fuck? That seems to be a common thing.
A little extra weight will help your tits pop out a little, just don't overdo it and don't expect huge tits.

>>41931717
>large tits look better on chinese cartoons
Go figure. Irl you have to know how to take care of yourself instead of submitting to fetishes of people that dont care about you. Most big tits are on overweight women.

Daily reminder that Stacy always gets the best dicks with her giant mammaries while you are stuck with your pathetic small lemons

>>41935791
STACEY is giving TITJOBS to CHAD while you're busy BULKING and SQUATTING

>>41931018
>who the fuck wants to be a gentleman in bed? straight savage all the way

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How low do your t levels need to be in order to actually prefer small "tits" to large ones?

>>41930116
Cow tits are disgusting a-c cup is best cups

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Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

>>41930116
its aight bb lifting will at least give you a nice ass

>>41936604

Who are you quoting?

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Stop responding to those fucking whores.
All you have to do is to say "hi im single" and you'll get a bf instantly.
You dont deserve chads, only top genetic females do, and sadly for you you're not one because you have no tits.

>>41930116
AYY BABY U WAN SUM FUK?

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Is >chestlet the female equivalent of >dicklet ?

>virgin
>5.5x4.5
Just

>>41934605
True.

>>41935015
Big tits are a desired secondary sexual characteristic whether they are on Chinese cartoons or not.
Besides, I like them disproportionately big, which narrows the pool quite a bit.
Not gonna stop me from seeking them out and helping spread wonderful cowtit genes.

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>>41930116
>>tfw chestlet

Go for the tomboy look/lifestyle. Be cute if you are not sexy. Be innocent but forward.

>>41938785
The male equivalent to a female's chest are his delts.
If you don't have big juicy delts then you wouldn't be a titcow as a grill.
Someone post the screenshot I don't have it.
The one that shows each genders equivalent desired body part.

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>>41936838
They are literally just being contrarian. A newborn baby knows what is superior. The knowledge is deep down inside our brains but they pretend to deny it.

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>>41938877
>not dressing like this instead
Seriously I'm not even country in the least but this on actual skinny girls makes my dick diamonds erry time

>>41936838
That chick is so god damn hot. Holy shit.

>>41934618
is nice ass so low because it is the "easiest" to fix? is it possible to have nice ass with bad hips? i guess musclefus

>>41939976
I really like it when asian chicks dress like this.

It's like muscle confusion. For my dick.

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>>41939093
>that pic
So fucking unfair.

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>>41940057
You mean like this? I agree.
>lets make this a cowgirl thread

>>41932937
Yeah it's lame, if only it was true.

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>>41940097
>>lets make this a cowgirl thread

OK

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S L U T S Y A ' L L

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>ywn have a hot country gf to shoot shotguns at signs with

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old time beauty

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Reminder that girls with flat bellies who can ride horses and shoot guns are master race

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>tfw your titcow ex might have chest cancer gene and there's a chance she'll need them reduced

Crushing news

>>41930116
I can give you the left overs after my gyno surgery

>>41940277
That would be a rough time lad, but she could always just get them fake instead
>I'll take them either way I don't really care

>>41940293

True. I don't talk to her anymore but it was one of the last things she told me before we stopped talking.

>I was maybe one of the last dudes to see those beautiful double D works of art

>>41934738
>>41934738
lol are you really this retarded, or just meeming

fit is AT MOST 10% girl.

>>41939093
That blonde on the right is pretty good breeding material desu. Sadly I hadnt even looked at her before this thread though....

>>41932467
>n-no homo

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>>41931012
>>41930116
ass and legs over udders any day