What should I do?

>>41928102

Get a gun/tazer/pepper spray and incapacitate them then castrate them for the good of your country.

>>41928120
The bouncers search you before you can go in.

>>41928102
What bumfuck country do you live in? Guessing SA?

Fucking leave.

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>skinnyfag
>Tired of other people's shit
>Want to get into mma
>No gyms in town


What fight skills can someone reliably teach themselves?

What workout will get me into fighting shape?

>>41928441
just get on a test cycle and work hard

>>41928468
This

>>41928441
boxing, kickboxing, anything where you do real sparring. you need to get hit so you arent shocked when you're in a fight.

you should leave the rave early. wait in the parking lot with hood on and hide behindncars to be sneaky. wait til younsee the gang that beat you and get their plates/type of car. now you can either wait til the next rave and go into the parking lot whilenits going on, plant drugs under their car and call the police"taladega nights style" or stalk them in a seperate car to see where they live, get some of your friends together, wear masks, hide in bushes at night then jump out and beat them with metal baseball bats.

>2017
>going to places where niggers congregate

>>41928511
I'll see what I can do, thank you.

>>41928468

Due to the wonderful hardware in my spine I can't lift heavy weights. Should I even bother with steroids?