MIRE THREAD?

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>>41925766
Great thread OP

>>41925766
>be me
>bump into teacher i havent seen for a few years
>"so anon what have you been doing all these years?"
>sperg out because i did absolutly nothing
>Well i did start lifting last year
>"oh i can see "
>oh really?
>"just kidding anon"
Was this a mire or an insult?

>>41926011
Imagine this guy not being fit.
Lifting can truly fix being ugly.

>>41925766
>all these reddit tier gifs from the new reddit tier hotness hollywood capeshit movie "women can do it to edition"

I'm getting flashbacks of the JLaw days where nu-faggots obsess over her because she said she liked pizza

>>41925774
>>41926059
Post mire-related stuff losers

>>41925905
Thats an insult anon.

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>>41926059
>being this mad at gal
lol

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>>41925905
This was an open declaration of war. Go and shit in her lawn.

>>41926957
Such a fucking babe.

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>>41926059
I dunno mate. She is hot and an okay actress.

>be me
>be playing guitar with a tank top in a park with another bro that is /fit/ too
>some hippies come play with us
>skinny nigga amon them mire me
>says "wow never saw a guitarist with such big arms"
>i smile at him while playing
>ask us what we do to have such arms
>say we just lift the musical gear kek
>not even that big, just had my arm flexed and sticked to my torso

>>41927100
Was he gay?

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>>41925766
>hooking up with this fit girl
>seriously her legs are like a vice grip
>face looks hayley atwell
>pick her up and throw her around, etc
>step off and bed and pull her to the edge for prime fucking position
>she giggles
>"I've never been with somebody so big and strong anon"
>later I'm walking to get us some water
>"damn, you've got a nice butt too"
>when I get back she tells me to walk slower so she can enjoy the show
Later we were talking about our workouts, maxes, ext.
I'm not huge, I can do 1234 though for at least ORM. She tells me she can 135 for 10 reps on deadlifts. Asks me for mine. About 385 for 5 reps, 405 for one. Her jaw dropped. 1234pl8 really is enough to blow most normies minds.

>>41927288
No, he just wanted a dick, no homo

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>>41926957
Goddammit I would miscegenate with that woman so hard, not just our kids but also my ancestors would become kikes.

>>41927288
Yes and he is gay too

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>>41927288
idk man his eyes were so empty bro

>>41927395
Dont talk about her that way

>>41927395
khazar milkers claims another one

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>>41927505

>>41926028
Not autism.

>>41927710
Autism is ok when your hot.
I can confirm

>See hot news reporter named Bethany out every morning around 7 am
>never have the courage to say anything to her because she’s so cute
>one day I decide to walk past her and say hi
>next day see her in the same place just after reporting the news
>walk past her and say hi, talk about what it’s like on the news, bloopers, shit like that
>eventually ask her on a date and she says yes, gives me her number and puts her name in my phone as ‘Beth’ with a smiley face
>meet her Thursday evening after work at this dumb arts festival thing
>basically the businesses stay open until 9pm and showcase various art, also give out free wine
>thought it would be a good place for a first date
>I get there a little early and walk around and try to chug some wine to get a little buzz
>meet her at one of the shops and we walk around drinking wine looking at paintings
>never once was there an awkward silence, we talked about dumb stuff the whole time
>eventually we get bored and she mentions this really good ice cream place nearby
>we walk a few blocks down to a place called Beal’s Creamery
>we both get vanilla shakes and get an uber back to her place a few mins away
>finally get to her house, she has a pretty nice place with a pool out back
>still kinda buzzed so suggest we go skinny dipping
>she giggles and walks out to her pool, strips naked, and dives in
>literally just like you see in the movies, I was rock hard by this point
>I walk out to the pool and take my shirt off
>kinda fumble around taking my pants off and accidentally knock my shake that I set down into the pool
>she says it’s no big deal and that we can share the rest of hers
>about to take my boxers off when I glance back at the pool and see the ice cream from my shake just floating on top still frozen
>tfw Beth’s pool can’t melt Beal’s creams

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>>41928019
But did you smash nigga?

Well, somehow my ex wants me to fuck her after I told her that I don't give a fuck about the past.
She likes my pecs.

>>41928237
Do it

>>41928090

This was a fake story

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>>41928270
Meeting is already set, gonna fuck her multiple times in a row.
I'm not sure if I should not fap for a few days in order to impress her with that gargantuan first load, or if I should just jerk it an hour before in order to fuck her silly for an hour with no stop.

Also, just to let your creativity make your dick hard, this is a first for me - she sent a nude where you can clearly see she cried because her eyes and face are both red. Is this what being Chad feels like? When women cry tears of both depression and joy when you wanna smash them?

>>41927759
my friend watches dbz and one punch man and gets all the bitches cause he's fit as fuck, minor autism can be overcome, its just a meme

>>41928352
Dont jerk it before you smash. That first load is important.

>walking down street on hot day in tanktop
>wink at group of girls
>they giggle nervously and look back at me

I love being alpaca.

>>41928372
Thanks lad. I look forward to her reaction when I'll blow it all over her face, just like back in the good old days.

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>>41925766
The fear of backslash from feminazis and SJWs today is so huge that people started to say this kike who can barely act and with tranny body proportions is nice. Some retards are even saying she's gorgeous, the ultimate woman.

Jesus fuck... Time to nuke humanity.

>>41928498
>Gal gadot is not gorgeous
Go back to /pol/ incel

>>41928019
Kek you got me you prick

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>>41928019
lelll

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>>41928498
>implying you wouldn't want to have gal as your wife
you're gay as fuck my dude

>>41925766
>had to give a bit of blood for some college related shit
>old nurse has trouble finding my vein
>veins are popping all over my fucking arms yet she cant find one
>"finds" it on my right hand
>i go workout later that day
>5 days later my biceps starts hurting when i stretch my arm out
>2 days later my vein gets inflamed and i get a hematoma
>go to hospital because gfs mom said it might lead to something serious
>wait 2h
>get called in
>cute nurse waits for me outside of room
>smiles at me
>they have to measure my BP and take some more blood
>doctor leaves and its just me and nurse
>chit-chat
>asks to see my vein
>show her with semi flexed cep
>she softly strokes it and grabs it a bit
>"ohh yea... hmm that doesnt look good"
>proceeds to feel up
>im just sitting there looking at her in slight shock
>we talk a bit more
>doctor comes in and tells me to wait for my blood results
>wait another hour
>get called in
>nothing wrong
>cute nurse smiles and waves goodbye

Once you become /fit/ and are decent looking you notice women are just as autistic as men when it comes to sexual interests. I dont know how many women sperged out infront of me ever since i became "good looking". I just didnt think it happened to women too.

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>>41928019
That was a very convoluted and forced pun, but I still appreciate it

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>finally gotten noticable chest and biceps after 6+ months at the gym
>notice older women at the gym turn around between their sets to look in my direction, in the corner of my eye
>no idea how to act on this, with the very few of them who are hot

>>41928561
>Brown hair
>Brown eyes
>Brown skin
> Neither ass or tits are anything to write home about

Omg 10/10 waifu girl power. U r gay bro if you don't want my jewish princess.

Nah, I'll pass.

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>>41928787
I get this with teenagers a lot. I try to avoid eye contact so they can't see the fear in my eyes.

>>41927312
I thought 135 meant 135 kg and I was like "A-Anon, that's not normie tier" before I realised

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>>41928832
>he likes blond girls

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>>41928834
>tfw all my mires have been from pretty females
>tfw almost all have been either too young or too old
C-Can't someone my age like me?

>Go to the public pool thing
>Lots of 8/10 and 9/10 chicks 19-20 yrs old
>Some turbonormie friend checks in on Facebook with me and others
>Get home
>Friend requests from chicks
>Not mentioning the cheeky mires at the pool

Dunno brehs, but it seems like i made it.

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>>41928846
>gerardjoling.gif

>>41928858
>C-Can't someone my age like me?
No.
You as a man should be looking for younger girls.

>inb4 Chris Hanson

I mean relatively younger.
I'm 23 and the youngest I would go for is 18, partly because of the law and partly because I don't want a girl who will gossip about HS.

>>41928869
Post body

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>>41928988
New meme

>>41925766
>TFW a girl like OP's pic cornered me in first year university dorm
>Pushed me against the wall, unzipped my hoody slowly and purred "sexxy"
>I froze
>Completely
>She walked away
>Lived in the room next door
>Got to hear her get fucked throughout the year
>All the guys who got laid in the first few weeks got a reputation and got hot 17/18 year old first year pussy all year
>I got nothing
>because I froze

It was after first year I vowed to cure my autism. It took a few years but I've done it

>>41926011
He's not even big

>wake up this morning on a friend's couch after a night of carousing
>the four of us who stayed go to a local diner for a breakfast
>pick out our booth
>waitress is lady in probably her 50's
>polite to all of us
>extra polite to me
>I feed into it because it's a free ego boost, so I'm friendly back
>order our food
>she has another waitress come out to help her
>other waitress mentions that she had to come out because our regular waitress couldn't stop talking about how gorgeous my eyes are
It's nothing to do with my physique, but I thought of it when I opened the thread, and I love being complimented on my eyes.

>>41928832
You're too incel to be picky lmao

>>41929646
Post pic of eyes

Also
>The local diner for late breakfast after a night of drinking

The best times

>>41929692
I would but my camera's shot on my phone. But I can tell you that they're grey with the slightest hint of blue. It makes them look fantastic in some light. And I can't put into words how great a hangover omelette is to me.

>>41929618
I didn't notice at first but every single girl is bent over to make him appear taller.
They still haven't learned.

>>41926011
looool is that Isley?

>>41929662
Id be volcel all my life if that 5/10 jew was my only option.

>>41928368
>watches DBZ and 1 punch man
w-what's wrong with th-this

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>>41930097
lmao she's not an option for you don't worry. You don't have options, that's why you've regressed into a stormcuck

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>>41928019
you tried

>>41928382
they were laughing at you for being such an autistic faggot, bro

One of the strangest mires I got

>Three years ago I just started working out
>More confident and in general happier
>Long time friend is moving away and wants to hang out
>Havent seen her in months
>Eventually she realizes Ive been working out and feels my bicep
>"omg anon youve gotten so big"
>Guy next to us at the bar reaches over and makes direct eye contact feels me too and nods
>not a single word was uttered from him the rest of the night

>>41930463
based

>>41930075
Yeah before he went permabulk mode

>>41930463
He was probably mulling over how best to take you out back and bend you over a dumpster, gotta watch your back in life. Good talking to you

>>41927064
I don't see it

>be me
>Wearing one of my tight as fuark fitting shirts
>walking at walmart buying chicken liver to fish with the boyz
>Pass a older chub 3/10 woman and her fat fuck son
>Walking past me
>I heard them talking about some random unrelated bs. I think they were talking about where something was located in the store
>She stops mid sentence
>Turns to her son. Hits him with the "You need to go to the gym" outta nowhere.
>Walk past and pay for my shit
She completed stopped outta nowhere and said that.
D-did I make it? Not even a big guy yet.

>>41928869
Haha fucking this.

You get the "(turns to friend)OMG look at him!"-look everywhere. Feels so good and uncomfortable at the same time.

I hit on this one qt but her fatty friend cockblocked the shit out of me that day.

>bump into primary school teacher today , I don't recognize her but she knew me
>realise it's Mrs Brodie
> she says "wow anon what have you been eating!" , implying I am taller than I was in primarys school

best moment today

>>41928846
Shitskin detected. Every aryan wants blond girl to create aryan children

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>met this few chick through friend had a little conversation
>a few days later see them after I was at a beach party so I was wearing tank
>one of them who is known for flaking guys look at me
>she's says wow anon you should wear sleeveless shirt all the time
>I answered that it too cold
>she says:with your body finding some girl to warm you won't be a problem.

>>41928368
DBZ and OPM are the 1% of anime that are non autistic and that you can actually tell people you watched

>>41933719
Should've thrown her a burger and told her to chill the fuck out

>>41928019
I don't think I've heard this pun before so I don't get it

>>41933956
Everyone in my elementary was collecting and trading DBZ cards. You were an autist if you didn't watch it. Before that we were all collecting pokemon cards. I had a cool elementary.

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>>41933816
Le aryan master race meme

>>41934233
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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>>41928858
There is no too Young or too old!
There is only you are to GAY!
I get triggered by pussies like you...
You must already lose your virginity.

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>girl from tinder sends me snap of her room
>from the window I can tell where she lives
>tell her I'm coming over
>she doesn't believe me
>end up coming in and within an hour of meeting her smashing

Daily reminder that you're not a creep if you're attractive. Pic related

Again, my english is Zyzz is kill level
>be owner of a small bussiness
>contract a lot of haitians
>they're cheaper
>always wanted to be a slave lord
>little slave sees me and say "verr beautiful patron!"
>at the same time girl lock eyes with me
>she almost hit a lamp post in Front of my business looking at me

>>41935056
top kek did you have some pics of her?

>>41933417
>in walmart with my son looking for veggies as a little chubby after my vacation
>see some fat sack of shit wheezing as he wanders around holding a stack of chicken tendies
>oh God, he's wearing a shirt 5 sizes too small, surprised he can even breathe
>tell my son he needs to go to the gym to make sure he never looks like that

>>41931264
hahaha I'd recognise that squint anywhere
I think it's quite endearing n-no homo
makes him look like a puppy

>>41933816
Aryans were black haired, retard

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>>41928019

>>41935607

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryan_race

>Italian Fascism strongly rejected the common Nordicist conception of the Aryan Race that idealized "pure" Aryans as having certain physical traits that were defined as Nordic such as blond hair and blue eyes.

I'm italian, i can confirm aryans are blonde with blue eyes, we just have an inferior complexity problem beacuse the majority of us are mediterraneans

>>41928019
was suspicious at beal but was expecting a meal deal pun. still shit tho

>>41935648
Sorry, I'm talking about real aryans like indo-iranians, not about your meme """aryans""" which were invented by some retards. You are very stupid, don't post here.

>be me
>set off to uni as 6'5 90kg average lad
>don't lift often but do rowing for college
>come home from uni after 2nd term
>rowing mate from home says my arse is better from erging no homo
>girlfriend becomes obsessed with my arms, back and arse
>mates say I got a lot wider since they've last seen me
not even that big desu, 6'5 105kg now

>>41935648
Kys fucking idiot

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>>41935882
I'm 6'4 75kg closing in on ottermode. God damn I feel like an anorexic cunt when others mention their weight.

>>41935496
Wrong.
You may have started fat but I started a skelletor

>>41935823
Aryan was how original indo europeans named themselves, that means "noble man". Because Iranians kept the name doesn't mean others aren't. OG white people are Aryans, there's no blond blue eye shit but you're still wrong.

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>>41935056
lmao

>>41935056
>>41936916
This was gud, props m8

>>41936916
Can you post the uncensored fun part on a nsfw baord?

>>41936219
6'1" @ 68kg

don't worry about your weight. you want 90%+ lean mass (< 10% body fat)

75kg is healthy if true ottermode and not skinnyfat

we're both gonna make it

>>41936916
lmao, good job

>>41936997
no :)

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>>41936997
>>41937114
But I can give you this

>>41928019
Fake story

I flirted with the 8/10 that was singing at open mic for a while last night
She was basically into it but then added me on social media and took off
I had an excuse to message her so I did today and landed a couple decent jokes
Should I just say fuck it and ask her out on there or wait to run into her again

>>41925766
I can never understand why someone wouldn't want to get fit

>wearing somewhat tight zara white t-shirt
>drunk girl starts rubbing her hands on my chest

>had sex with a friend (yep can happen)
>later she text me "err i need to tell you something anon, you're looking really hot!"

>>41937196
that's a gross butt with popped pimples scars on it.
>inb4 faggot

>>41929829
hahahahaha you've never taken a picture with girls ahahahahaha they all do that lmao

it's called the "sorority squat" but it's instinctual for all girls

>>41937300
t. Never seen a white ass before

>>41933816
This.

>>41935056
nice

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>be mil
>go to dining facility
>7/10 cute girl serving food staring me down as soon as I walk in the doors
>says nothing even as I stand in front of her moth slightly agape
>mumbles something about asparagus
>???
>"ahahaaa I was t-trying to m-make a pun about the food"
>???
>Get 2 grilled chicken breasts with rice and broccoli

I wear oversized clothing after work to look like a normie but this was after a sick shoulder and arm pump wearing a tank

>later that week
>shes actually standing by my truck at the gym
>"oh this is your truck?! I had no idea :)"
>"Hey can you give me a ride back to my dorm? I'll repay you for the lift ;)"
>Oh all my money is up in my room~~~you can come up and wait while i get it
>I've seen too many porns to not see where this goes
>about to get to her door, she even invite me in she just takes my hand and leads me in

The whole time I'm fucking her she's on about how hot I am and never had anyone as jacked as me inside her

>mfw

>>41935056
bullshit, that's what it is

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>>41937199
shit how did you know? u must b geneus

>>41937245
ask her to meet on there, bints lose interest quick sometimes so theres no point waiting

>>41926059
Cause this girl is actually hot as fuck while Jlaw is a disguisting pile of garbage with a cancer personality

>>41927100
did you fuck him?

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>Lose a shit ton of weight
>Think girls will look at you now
>tfw no difference whatsoever
I'll earn mires some day, I promise.

>>41933177
her face is meh but her body is yee

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>coming home from night out with friend
>got the last train out of the city, heading to local pub for quiet last pint
>meet old female friend who got off the train ahead of us
>"wow anon is that you?? holy shit you are so handsome now!! what happened to you, when did you get so handsome?"
>she's feeling my face with both hands as she says this
>I dunno what so say so I just reply "heh what do you mean what happened, I was always handsome ;)"
>"uhh well... not really but wow you are seriously good looking I can't believe it!"
>mfw
Me and my friend had a good laugh about it afterwards but for some reason I didn't even think to ask for her number

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>>41937811
If you say so mate

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>>41928019
I laughed

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>>41929618
Being big isn't what matters.
Women have consistently called pic related the single best body type going.

>>41939418
you absolute pleb
(not as if i would do any different tho)

>>41927710
Delete this now

>>41939435
why does she look like sid from ice age had a stroke?

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>>41928019
Kek

>>41928624
One day you'll take the final red pill and realize that women are people too.

>>41937780
bro i would never hide my power level if i was this jacked

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>Two years after college
>Get a call from my stepmom who I haven't seen in forever, even though we talk often
>Says I should come visit her because it's been so long and she's lonely now that my dad is dead
>Visit her a few weeks later
>She immediately starts commenting on how /fit/ and handsome I've gotten
>I lightly laugh it off and say thanks but she locks her eyes with mine for a whole minute
>Even when I look away she keeps staring
>Get through a few drinks and walk home
>She falls and rolls her ankles while wearing heels
>Carry me up to bed anon
>Do as told
>She starts rubbing my chest and I got the message
>Smash
>mfw

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A girl with autism said I was shredded while I was at the pool with friends.

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>>41939822
You are going to be okay anon

>>41934871
No shit, it doesn't burn hot enough. But what's the joke?

>>41939912
Beth's pool can't melt Beal's creams
Jet fuel steel beams

>>41939912
Please... don't ever have children

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>>41940215
Y-you t-too

>Be me
>Muhrine in Jacksonville
>DYEL with a mediocre amount of muscle but low bf%
>Make tinder because sloots are cool
>Bitches put snapchat on tinder? Lit
>Add a bunch, snap a bunch, get a few replies and lays
>Deploy to Afghan
>Get fucking jacked eating a 5 lb tub of isopure every 2 weeks for 9 months
>Get back to the states 35 lbs heavier at 13% bf
>Post a snap of me in a tank going to the gym on my story
>The sloots start going crazy
>Sex with at least 5 different girls every 2 weeks
>Somehow never get any STDs or pregnancy scares
I'm leaving Jacksonville for either Iwakuni, Japan or Miramar, California in about half a year, both have spots for me, just depends what I choose. Anybody been to either or know how the women in the areas are?

>>41939822
>being eskimo brothers with your deceased dad
fuck.... was she at least hot?
Do oedipus complexes stem from attraction to your mother or the desire to "beat" your father?

>>41940601
I've had a crush on her since she first started talking to my dad. She used to be a 8/10 but with her age she's around high 6/low7 now. She's not biological so does Oedipus apply? I just thought she was hot

>>41940450
You're better off going overseas. I heard Japanese and Korean women crave soldiers

>>41940694
Lies koreans are far more fun anyways. Trust me on that.

>>41940450
904!!!

>>41934322
you had every elementary

>>41940450
Korea is fucked. Would not advise. Japan is way better
-SFMF

>>41927064
>she
>decent actress
anon, ...

>be me
>go to the local cafe on the busiest street in town to drink a coffee before my workout
>sitting at a table directly on the sidewalk drinking my cappuccino
>see qtp2t walking up the street in my direction
>decide it's my time, stick leg out and trip her
>she stumbles, turns around, looks at me and says "what the fuck is wrong with you"
>I reply "sorry, I was just trying to get you to fall for me" as I wink devilishly at her
>she proceeds to throw the napkins that were on the table at me as she demands the waitress to call the manager
>obviously showering me with attention, I'm soaking it all up
>manager comes and asks me to leave, I reply "not until I get this hotties number"
>police are called, they repeat the managers request, I repeat my request
>police go to grap my arms, "mirin" I reply with a grin on my face
>police ask me to get on the ground
>implying I'm an absolute chadman, refuse request
>police start noticeably feeling me up as they try to get me to do a altered front lat spread
>hear them mutter, "nice, firm" as they proceed to feel my zyzzesque fatrolls up
>police continue to grope my gains as they usher me to my private transport
>I cry tears of joy as I finally understand what it feels like to make it
>look qtp2t in the eye as we drive off and say "weak jaw line, 4/10"
>I ride off into the sunset as I see her crushed expression in the rear view mirror

That was my first real mire story

>>41925905
you can either set a flaming bag of cat shit at her door or fuck the shit out of her, women are confusing

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>>41928019
kek goy

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>>41941453
>Drinking a cappuccino at a coffee shop

>>41941221
Is that the area code for Miramar or some shit?

>walking to convenience store to get milk
>passing by bar
>see 9/10 milf who I used to know talking to her friend
>"anon! oh my god look at you! What happened? You look great!"
>she gives me an overly long hug and rubs my arms a bunch
>she tells me that they are going to some club and I need to come with them
>"Uhhh I need to get some milk though"
>she won't take no for an answer
>I end up jammed into the middle seat of her truck between two women who won't stop touching me
>get to club
>never been to one in my life
>it's so loud
>go in and I just kind of stand there barely dancing as she rubs up against me with her butt
>after what seems like 8 hours of this she drags me to her truck and we drive to her place
>she's tugging on my shirt and telling me to come in
>"n-no I really need to go get that milk"

I walked home and drank my milk

>>41928988
>>41929517
hallo nederbroers

>>41942157
GOMAD

>>41942157
fucking gains goblins everywhere

>>41925766
>be me
>female housemate knocks in my room door
>"Come in!"
>she opens the door
>is wearing sexy pajamas
>"hey anon, I was offered this chocolate but I can't eat it because I am on a diet, do you want it?"
>yeah sure
>she puts the small chocolate in my desk, where I was siting studying
>leaves for the door
>as she was closing the door turns around
>"you know, I have some more candy for you in my room if you want..."

shit like this happens often, I was always mired. In fact this one happened before I even started lifting

>>41936916
>posts girls back
>her face is literally all over the wall

>>41929517
im for this

>>41929601
goodjob

>>41941453
kekk

>>41935648
u r dumm

>>41928019

I wanted it to be real

>>41926028

Not if you're a manlet AND ugly

>tfw overweight but not fatass and constantly given looks
>tfw I know I look like shit so I wish they would look away

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>Returning home from dance practice
>Tank top and sweatpants
>Exiting car
>"Look at that boy!"
>"Hey cutie, come drink with us~"
>I say sure, what's your floor
>They're positively shocked I said yes
>So am I
>Go to unknown neighbor's house, all girls there
>All over my arms, feeling me up
>Teach them a bit of dancing for context
>cardiobunny is pretty talented
>"Howcome we've never seen you around?" "We didn't know there were handsome guys around here"
>I'm not used to this but i'm too tired and hungry to be autistic
>End up all going out together
>Hit if off with the qt who dances well; keeps buying me lots of food all night: lean burgers, sandwiches, fruit
>mfw getting pampered
>I've almost reached my macros now so all is good
>Grandma always said men are conquered through their stomach
>She flirts with guys for 30 seconds, gets them to buy her 2 drinks, and brings them back for us to drink
>impressive.jpg
>I'm getting reverse cucked, but this seems dangerous
>Her friends are getting jealous "howcome you're giving her all the attention", "you only wanna fuck her, why not me?"
>Well yeah she's hot and you have lead feet
>"Well she's got a boyfriend"
>It's true. Moral dilemma
>Keep drinking, now we're onto hard liquor
>Qt gets way too drunk, speech getting incoherent
>Falls on a glass bottle and fucks her knee up
>Doesn't realize how bad it's bleeding
>Laughing and in shock, making a huge scene
>starts running towards the road
>Grab her, but she starts screaming let go
>It's sounding rapey and I don't even know this girl
>My lmao3plate diddly grips can't hold her back anyways
>Runs and gets hit by a car (no harm done)
>Call ambulance, get her friends to wait her
>Bitches aint shit but hoes n tricks
>Go home and drink a protein shake
>Macros finished
>Mom says I look pretty big, now be careful not to get too muscular
>feelsgoodman

That was my first mire, thanks mom

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>>41925766
i'm an obese powerlifter. I did 415x5 today, and I got mired by a pair of hunnies. Women might not understand how heavy shit is, but they don't really have an aesthetic sense either. They think its cool when your the strongest guy in the gym.

Pic related, its what my body (and face) looks like.

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>>41925766
>tfw people have been saying to me that I've lost weight
>tfw girls mire my 6"2 height
>tfw people say that I look "pretty good" in the facial department.

Brehs wtf I've only been lifting for 6 weeks. I never expected this to happen.

>be me my freshman year of college
>been lifting for about a year
>break up with gf about 2 weeks before
>nigger girl 'mirin at the gym
>asks to show her how to squat
>goddamnasstoofat.jpeg
>show her how to squat as she watches my form
>"oh ya, anon that helps a lot. This is how I was doing it"
>ass in my face once again
>"how long have you been lifting?"
>only about a year
>"wow i bet you have some abs, dontchu?"
>awkward smile ensues
>*pulls up shirt*
>kind of pull away but still into it
>"i'm about to head out, lemme get yo numba"
>give her number
>text her next morning, tell her i just went through a break up, looking for a fwb
>"yea anon, i'd be down"
>*sends me pic of her black juicy pussy and her tits*
>she has nipple piercings
>fucknodamnit.mp3
>still into the idea of fucking her but i don't make a move until 4 days later
>ask if she wants to fuck tonight
>says yea, she's down for it all day. Send her a picture of my cock
>"god damn, anon you're so big."
>huge fucking liar, i'm 6 inches
>i'm about to head over when she texts me "anon, i wanna hang out and watch a movie but i don't think i want to go straight to sex"
>fucknobail.jpeg

she ended up texting me a week later saying that she doesn't know what she was thinking. She said she was drunk and she wanted me to fuck her. I was an hour and a half away and i never even ended up hanging out with her. I did however end up getting with a girl i had been talking to about 2 weeks later and i have been dating her for 2.5 years now. The nigger girls ass was juicy but my current peruvian/serbian girls ass is just as sweet (and she's like 30 lbs lighter). Guess i just wanted to get with a black girl, idk.

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>go to festival
>cute petite latina girl comes up to me as tiesto plays his set as I'm chilling on a hillside
>starts talking to me, clearly rolling on molly
>but it's cool because I am too
>mentions that I have a "strong body" but the face of a genuinly nice and sweet person
>sticks with me because "i make her feel safe and happy"
>feel happy and giddy
>happy to be alive in this perfect moment
>end up cuddling, feeling her up, and fucking her

>festival ends next day
>revert back to my quiet, depressed state
>she sees me
>tries talking to me, i shut down and stay quiet because seeing her makes me sad
>i can't live up to what people think i am
>gives me a kiss on the cheek and says goodbye
>will never see her again
>i want to destroy my body and brain with more drugs so i can chase the purple dragon

But I finally hit 4pl8 deadlift for 5 reps so that was kinda cool. Still look like shit tho

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>>41942785
delet

>revert back to my quiet, depressed state
>she sees me
>tries talking to me, i shut down and stay quiet because seeing her makes me sad
>i can't live up to what people think i am

>>41943082
Fuck, are you a young neet by any chance?

>>41941453
Thanks for them chuckles m8

>>41943404
Not really. Currently in the military, I just look forward to coming home and doing drugs (except weed) and feeling happy.

I was a low test skinny fat depressed kid growing up who would rather stay in his room and hide from people. I still kind of am skinny fat, but the way my body is shaped with clothes on gives me a nicer appearance than I really have.

Being a neet sounds kinda nice tho

>>41928624

Dude I used to be a nurse

I felt up everyone's veins

It's not really a mire

Sorry to break it to you

Nurses just get an obsession with feeling people's veins. I'm no longer a nurse, but whenever I'm with a girl I still catch myself tracing her veins in her arm with my fingers. And pressing gently trying to find them

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>>41943535
Why not weed and why'd you join the army?

>Being a neet sounds kinda nice tho
Dunno about that, a lack of responsibility and motivation sounds like a one way path to becoming a resentful nihilist

>>41943754
Navy. Greenside doc.

I don't like drugs that floor me and make me want to do nothing. Weed and alcohol being them. MDMA, LSD, Ketamine, anything else like that I would much rather do.

I usually day dream about just randomly finding a billion dollars so I can live in a small comfy house and live comfortably on my own terms. But such is life

>>41943082
pathetic. apply yourself instead of wallowing in your own self pity. its just narcissism

>>41943054
Unfortunately, you're literally and unironically gay. Black women are top tier lays.

>>41943535
Wade?

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>>41943826
Kinda want that too, but even if I was rich, my lack of achievements would still make me feel inadequate. Good luck in life, fellow sadcunt; thanks for the story.

>>41942348
Go fuck her loser

>>41929601
I got bad news for you anon

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>get out of jim
>feel pumped as fuark and don't want to waste the pump
>decide to go for a walk downtown
>pass near a hot blonde 40-ish woman
>"excuse me, can I say you are beautiful?"
>"ahah...wow! thanks! you're not bad either!"
>get scared by her big nice smile and the hints of her being also attracted to me
>mfw I did as a test joke knowing I'd get a quick response and walk away


NEVER AGAIN

>>41927064
>She is hot and an okay actress
The only good acting she ever did was convincing the mouth breathers on reddit how much of a "normuhl gurl xD" she is. She's shit on screen

>be me heading back home on foot
>spot three uni girls looking at me with sexual hunger eyes
>all 8.5/10
>they move towards me
>pretend I don't see them
>"ehy..."
>I keep walking
>"wow...talking about stuck up..."
>jiggle with myself as I keep walking away

that was fun

>>41944579
I hate it when they talk

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>>41936916
>tattoo
DROPPED.

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>Walk into Gym
>See a girl who I used to go to high school with, qt8/10
>Always had a major crush on her but was always worried about being rejected
>Fat and unaesthetic in high school
>She's looking fit
>Always used to talk to each other, so not worried about approaching
>Walk up, ask her how she is
>Doesn't recognize me at first. Have lost weight and put on some muscle since we last saw each other
>She kinda thinks for a second then remembers who I am
>"ANON! I haven't seen you in so long!"
>hugs me, feels nice, but reminded how I used to feel so inadequate around her before
>We chat, catch up on what has been happening lately
>Talk for around 5 minutes or so before I tell her I better go workout
>"Anon wait, can I have your number? We should go out for coffee"
>Exchange numbers, she tells me she'll call me soon
>Gives me a hug before I walk off to say goodbye
>Holds on for just a little longer than you'd expect of a friendly hug. Feels good.

>Wake up
>MFW it was all a dream

I just want to be mired for real one time. Stupid brain.

>>41944650
at least we know how girls feel when the roles are reversed, it's annoying while it happens, but makes you feel good afterwards

claire mirin brad pitt so hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USKDdEg8N3s&

>>41933867
ur not any different than all the other guys she flaked out on

>in bus home from gym
>did deadlifts forearms JOOCY as fuck
>girl sitting next to handhold rail mirin my arms hard as fuck
>look up from phone and at her eyes
>she looks away from my arm and to me
>eyes go wide
>looks away
>I audibly laugh

Too bad I would never do anything like this if I wasnt fueled with that post workout adrenaline.

>>41930463
T E X A S
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X
A
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>>41935056
the goat.

>>41944733
This.. so many times...

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I don't get verbal mires like these stories but men and women will look down when they see me, let me cut them in lines, and I get apologized to a lot for no reason

I think I have Resting Asshole Face too because I catch myself sneering when I see my reflection. would these reactions be more positive if I didn't seem like a freak?

>>41945118
in the same boat as you - especially more so now that i've gotten significantly thicc. resting asshole face + being big = people are intimidated.

>>41944540
why does this video make me so angry

>>41945118
>>41945262
wear a funny hat like a sombrero or maybe a goofy wig, that will help

>>41935056
>>41936916
>>41937196
she rejected you first but you got balls. its a shame that even these average looking girls are sluts though, i just want a loyal gf

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>>41942348
>>41944267
jesus anon is she an uggo or fatty whats your issue?

>>41942348
>>41945468
>shitting where you eat

>>41936916
not the same girl, I remember the UK bro who posted that pic and it's his gf and not some random tinder sloot you met and fucked

>>41936916
doesnt seem like the same girl as in the kik picture

>>41940235
Please remove that album from that image ;_;

>>41941453
>they try to get me to do a altered front lat spread
I kekd

>>41942843
5/10 sharp exhalation through nose

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>>41944733
DELET

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>>41927100
>be playing guitar with a tank top in a park

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>>41928019

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>>41944733
stop this

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>6+ years at gym
>never ben mired

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>>41944733
delete this

>>41943082
If you can be like that on drugs, you can be like that without drugs too. Change comes in baby steps

>>41939822
this would be great if your father wasnt dead...
how old was she?

>>41943579
i donthis too

not even a nurse

it just creates a sweet and sexual tension filled moment

So judging by this thread, are girls really into /fit/ guys who didn't used to be? It just seems strange because I don't think I would be into a hot chick who I used to know as a porker.

>>41943579
My mom was a med tech and drew a lot of blood. She would say shit like that all the time. "They've got really nice veins, I could probably get a ___ gauge in there ". Fucking weird but yea.

>>41947070
That just means that you're not delusional and interpret every passing glance as a "mire".

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>>41945667
>not eating in multiple locations

>be me on gym full of dyels
>not dyel anymore so i get some mires
>today is chest day
>taking turns with big guy
>warm up with bar only
>he does the same
>goes up to 1pl8 and he also goes
>180lbs, i do 10 reps and he does 10 reps without touching the chest
>i go for 225lbs and ask him for a spot
>do solid 8 reps
>after i do my set i see two cardio bunnies staring at me
>big guy does 3 reps and i helped him a little
>i go fot 270lbs, do 5 perfect reps
>big guy tells me i'm strong as fuck
>he takes out weight and does 8 sloppy reps with 180lbs
>i do another set with 270lbs and finish my set
>right after i'm setting the weights on incline bench and one of the girls asked me what should she do to squat more weight
>tell her to do less reps with more weight and making sure she goes ass to grass
>she asks me to check her form
>she leads me to squat rack and does 1pl8 almost failing but with solid form
>"hey you're pretty strong too"
>she smiles and thank me
>autism kicks in and i go back to my bench without saying a word
>doesn't make eye contact the rest of my workout

>>41942157
I too have passed up sex to go buy milk.

>>41949475
>not telling her she can increase her squat my practicing her ATG form on your dick
>not gonna make it