Would you rather be viking mode or zyzz mode

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>>41913538
>superman tattoo

actually-alive-in-2017 mode

>>41913538
Viking.
Rather be a man than a pretty girl with drug issues

>>41913538
>wasting that superior physique on all that trash ink
Disgusting

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I'd be OK with the "not having a heart attack in 5 years" mode.

>>41913538
Oh shit, it's Fenris the Feared from Joe Abercrombies books!

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Vikings never looked anything close to that, and they were all manlets.

http://www.vikinganswerlady.com/vikheight.shtml

>>41913566
>this manchildy irony

Viking mode minus the shit japanese style tattoos. What the fuck was he thinking.

>>41913597
are you telling me that inhabitants of medieval Norway didn't have pharmaceutical grade anabolic hormones and gyms
mind=blown

>>41913538
I wonder if half his dick, one ball, and half his asshole have all been tattooed.

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>>41913611
No, they had stein and shit, but they were too busy making beautiful women.

>>41913597
would you rather look like a greek god or- WAIT, GODS DON'T ACTUALLY EXIST? CHECKMATE!

retard

>>41913611
they ate sheep testicles for testosterone tho

>>41913538
Viking modeeven tho that sample is not the best desu.

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>>41913644
Are you ok?

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>>41913644
so much euphoria.

>>41913646
>he thinks that's how orals work

>>41913642
...for immigrants to fuck?

>>41913599
die in a sauna faggot

>>41913566
But you will never be neither.

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>>41913971
You're aware that we have some of the strictest immigration policies in the whole world, right?

>>41913642
HNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>41913538
Viking

>>41914444
What a waste

Viking mode all the way. I'm 25, never even been on a date, trying to please a woman is out of the question. Now all I want is to look like I can crush a car with my bare hands.

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>>41914489
Yeah, life is pretty neat over the border, sven.

>>41913624
Anon out here asking the real questions

>>41913971
KEKKED

>>41913538
>tattoos
>meme beard
this is the nu-male mode

>>41913538
Both look bad. Rather of course choose Zyzz between the two

>>41913597
you believe (((that)))
sad

>>41913538
Neither, i dont want to be slow and stiff.
Whats the point of having that much muscle if you cant fight or run a mile.
You just look like a godamn cloud with a beard.
nigga you barely living

>>41913583
nice meme

>>41913538
What's the point when it's all about charisma?

>>41913971
No you are thinking about Sweden. Norway does not have the same problem. And i will try my best to keep it like that next time I vote

>>41915420

Oh please, do tell us how you fight all the time

>>41915490
How close is Norway to a Somalian colony at this point?

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>>41914444

>Norgay

Hmmm.. Really made me think.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3528236/Male-Norwegian-politician-raped-asylum-seeker-says-feels-GUILTY-attacker-deported-man-suffer-Somalia.html

>>41913538
Thats not viking mode thats insecure hipster roid mode

>>41913597
>175cm
>In medieval times
>manlets

You do realize that the manlet cutoff changes with time. right?

>>41915529
You clearly do not grasp the situation. There is many things to mock Norway for, but for having high immigration is plain ignorant and stupid. I work at a elementary school in central Oslo. Several hundred kids. Maybe 6-7 % non white

>>41915583
>reading potato news

>>41915529
See
>>41915583

Our very tight political (and sexual) ties to Somalia prevents us from ever being over run by somalians. After all as soon as they marry one of our high standing males they a to be regarded as Norwegian.

>>41915520
>Go to the boxing gym for the past 8 years.
>Just started bjj 5 months ago.
See ton of big buff dudes just get their ass beat.
They're ussauly so slow and stiff.
They run out of energy fast.

>>41913971
>>41915529
>>41915583
>It's an "Americans don'tt know the difference between Sweden and the rest of the Nordics" episode

>>41915637
You could always check your own goverment channel for the same news. If english is too hard for you still, Achmed. I know learning english and Norwegian at the same time could be hard.

https://www.nrk.no/ytring/jeg-ble-voldtatt-av-en-mann-1.12852714

>>41915651
>so stressed out about the state of his country that he starts pressing his keys twice.

Are you literally shaking?

>>41915659
>The Norwegians in the comment section give him his full support

BWAAAAHAHAHA

Can't make this shit up.

>>41915659
So you find one case of a damaged man saying something weird. Of course we have some immigrants. My point is that it's not a big issue here. It's tiny compared to the rest of Europe. And it's more strict now than ever. I don't understand why you are trying so hard to probe this point you know nothing about. You are either a child or American. Probably both

enough with the faggot norwegian, let their country fail the test of time alone. post more ripped viking goal bodies.

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>>41915700
What the fuck? I love norgay now!

>>41915688
The people that are showing support are saying they feel sorry for him for being raped. Nothing about supporting immigration. What are you even doing dude.

>>41915716
Where are you from?

>>41913588
mah nigga

joe abercrombie's characters, worldbuilding, and action scenes are all so fucking good. didn't like his young adult stuff nearly as much but everything else is gold

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Bless Norway they will need it.
>You will never be Danish

>>41915733
Switzerland.

>>41915946
>roiding for this

>>41915583
>black hair
>brown/hazel eyes

this guy looks somalian himself

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I'd hate my body either way but Zyzz mode would at least help me pull the kind of women I like

>>41913642
>beautiful women

>

so pigs are beautiful now?

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>>41913538

>BALD
>meme beard
>tacky shit tatoos
>m-muh viking!!!

why not just write C O P E on your forehead while you're at it.

>>41916088
he doesnt look bad
he looks manly

>>41916105
no he doesn't
he looks like a really vapid man that's insecure.
the tattoo's are terrible, especially the Superman S I'm sure he'll cover up.

>>41913597
"Heights in Scandinavia and Denmark Reported by Roesdahl"

This is the most fucking retarded thing ever. Denmark is Scandinavia???

>>41916127
his body look good
i wouldnt want a body like that but close enough, not too thick

>>41913538
>vikings
>having access to steroids
American mutts need to leave this board.

>>41916148
>Denmark
they are vikings

>>41914494
I'm getting sick of saying this to people, but if you're too shy/beta/ugly to get a grill, just use Tinder.

You're bound to have swipes if your DP on it is at the gym or something, and who knows you might just get a swipe from a good looking grill and its on from there because if she swiped then she is clearly interested, you just have to get in there before the 500+ chads that she's talking to at the same time.

>>41915735
I love his books, like you I don't find the "Half a X" series any good.
On my second read though the First Law trilogy, and the three stand alone novels, on book three now!

>click, tap, pain

>>41913597
Everyone was a fucking manlet back then you mong

>>41914524
TOP KEK

Hahahahhahah "viking mode"
hhahahahahahahahahahaha

Vikings are overrated.
They basically only pillaged places that were defenseless. Any time there was any sort of defending force, they ran away on their longboats

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>>41915583
please. I can find ten stories like this from any European country. Norway is considering stopping immigration all together as it's a useless measure that doesn't really help anyone. it just fucks up for people. Norway has put almost half of all the Muslims in one city while the rest is scattered over the other major cities. half of the Norwegian population hasn't even seen a nigger before in real life. only people from or close to major cities have. I live in a major city and I can take a 20 minutes drive and then I'm in another city where black skin is basically banned because the natives of the city beat the shit out of anyone that doesn't speak Norwegian. I am not even making that up. there are entire cities and even regions where they don't have any migrants, immigrants or refugees because the locals beat the shit out of them.

if the current party in control stabilises its power, they will actually abolish immigration for a totally new system that doesn't involve having people fleeing to any European country at all. at least they said so. as long as they don't go trump style and betrays their entire ideology and were good. if they go through with their promise, Norway will probably become the whitest country in the world as all the immigrants are thrown out.

then we have generation X. my brother is in high school, and both he and all his friends are anti-feminists. any feminist that comes along with their retarded views actually get bullied by the whole class. it's the opposite of campuses in America basically. Norway is not a cucked country because there exist liberals and sjw here. it's actually quite retarded to base your entire argument on one retard who got Stockholm syndromed by the American media. or maybe it was the British media who did it. or maybe he has always been an sjw. I have literally never met a social justice warrior. I have met liberals, but never an extreme sjw.

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>>41915583
since you think your argument is fair, you are automatically a hypocrite if you deny my argument. my argument is that your entire country is gay and retarded because tit contains some gay mentally retarded individuals in it. it does not matter if they are few or many, I don't know if they are, but I know they exist. so by your own logic, your own country is cucked.

>>41915659
they are disgusting why feminism is cancer in the comment section and the feminists are hugely outnumbered even after the moderator actively deleted as much of the "hate speech" as possible. your link proved the opposite of your claim you fucking Mongolid

>>41915688
yeah, if you mean the 3 comments that didn't get deleted and also pinned on the top by the biased moderator. also, a lot of the "supporters" supported him as a rape victim, not his choice for feeling bad for the rapist.

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>>41915716
>picture from Oslo
>1/3 people from Oslo are "not Norwegian"
>mfw it's still better than the majority of European capital cities.

>>41915611
this so many times

being an over-inflated metrosexual faggot doesn't translate to viking just because you grow a beard. That guy wouldn't last pissing time in a street brawl, let alone an all-out battle
He's just a gay fantasy, and looks like a freak to anyone who doesn't share that fetish, a.ka. 99% of mankind, and I'm being generous.

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>>41915583

>>41916950
>I'm in another city where black skin is basically banned because the natives of the city beat the shit out of anyone that doesn't speak Norwegian
Where is that? Im planning on moving at some point..

>>41913597
Fun fact: When Vikings tried to invade Finland they thought they found the land of the giants because Finns were so tall. Manlets, when will they learn.

>>41915490
>>41915614
>this denial
Do you not know that roughly 1 in 5 """norwegian""" citizens are foreign?

Stick your head in the sand all you want, it's well and truly over for us already.

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>>41918852
They'll never learn

real vikings have a DICK that hangs LOWER than the BALLS

>>41915420
This is the type of thing that skinny fedora wearers say. Pretty often they are weeaboos.

>>41915646
>bjj
>not jjj

you're cucking yourself

neither I would rather be healthy mode and live until I am in my 90's

>>41913538

Is that supposed to be viking mode? No viking in history looked anything like that

>>41921012
Good luck faggot.

>>41916048
H-holy shit anon your right

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>>41921084
thanks cuckboy :)

>>41913538
>viking mode
>hgh

pick one

why are so many people butthurt about the name viking

>>41922068
sjw cucks and undertale let's players who think viking = "evil white supremacist nazi-inspired pagan serial rapists with really big dicks"

>>41918726
pretty much anywhere in northern Norway.

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>>41915420
You

>>41922191
ultimate zoidberg mode
much mobility and fighting potential

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>>41915420
eh, you know you can train your huge Viking muscles to be nimble and fast too right? it's just that people focusing on being nimble and fast really have huge muscles because it takes a lot of time to achieve both. it's possible to achieve bothy, but if you're going for that Olympia goal, you have to settle for one school of fitness for the maximum capability in that particular field. if you run every day and work out enough to get that Viking body, you can also learn how to fight. personally, I know of a guy that is 2,30 meters tall and he is also a brute with a Viking body. hu runs incredibly fast while also having a black belt in tiquando. he has also been doing some MMA training the past year and he is a fucking tank.

I live in a city with a lot of liberals. they have the control of the city as well through the major who is a liberal. he wants to take in as many asylum seekers as possible into the city. one evening this Viking brute was going on a trip outside with his sister. then 3 Somalian came up out of nowhere, grabbed him and one of them went for his sister. he tried to rape her. the Viking bro was wearing clothing that made it hard to see his size. he just fisted the two adult Somalians up like they were babies, then threw them off to the ground like Bane threw Batman in the dark knight rises. then he went for the rapist and beat him into a pulp in 2 hits to the face. then his friends tried to intervene and got beat the shit out of them as well. if he wasn't with her, she would have been raped. they then called the police and they arrested the Somalians. the Somalians lied and said they though it was legal here, even though we have mandatory consent classes for asylum seekers and immigrants in our country. they were off course threw right back to their pirate-infested shithole that very day.

>>41922309
rarely have huge muscles* autocorrect fuck that part up.

>>41922309
sorry for the shit English. I forgot to double check my spelling.

>>41916148
Yes you dumbass, Denmark, Sweden, Norway and Iceland are Scandinavian
And, for example, Finland is not it's Baltic country

Crumbling your worldview?

>>41916148
>Denmark is Scandinavia???

No. Denmark is continental, like Germany and the Netherlands.

>>41922348
>Finland is not it's Baltic country

Finland is not a Baltic country, you fool.

>>41922360
Nope. Full on Scandinavia.

>>41922371
>muh Swedish-Finnish brotherhood
Finns are complete Balts. And slant eyed, horse riding, hanging-with-the-russians type, never-part-of-kalmar, never sail, speak differently kind. Estonians are their nearest kin. You cannot run away form that, Mikko

>>41918726
they wont like you you know

>>41913538
I look alright in the mirror don't I ..

>>41913538
Dann she knows what time I eat breakfast in the morning. ?

>>41922399
>Finns are complete Balts. And slant eyed, horse riding, hanging-with-the-russians type, never-part-of-kalmar, never sail, speak differently kind. Estonians are their nearest kin. You cannot run away form that, Mikko
this meme spew garbage contradicts itself in so many ways

first off
finns aren't balts
balts are indo-european
finns are finno-ugric
completely different primary ethnic families

latvians, prussians, and lithuanians are balts, so indo-european
finns, estonians, and hungarians are finno-ugric

secondly
finns aren't related to altaics or sino-tibetans
that's literally a myth. literally a misconception. literally something that was invented by jewish mass media and people like (((toby fox)))

thirdmostly
you're canadian
and indians shit their pants
your mother is a muslim

>>41913567
>Thinking that is superior physique
Disgusting.

wow, what a clusterfuck of a thread.

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>average guy with a beard

Beards are such a numale meme now, to hide the lack of a good jawline.

>>41922610
Finns are mongoloids. Breh.

t. Finn

>>41923201
jesus fuck man. imagine being a girl, he shaves that off, and you realize youre dating that thing.

im balding, i have gyno really bad, dont have a great jawline, and it amazes me how much more confident i am than so many people even here...no beards here

i wonder if it was because, when i was a kid, i refused to let anyone make fun of me. there was always some consequence. people of a less confrontational generation...i wonder if they all just sat and took it and now having bitch tits or being bald controls their life, whereas to me its just the way it is.

>>41923252
m8...
while you are posting about your male breasts and lack of hair, CHAD is out there FUCKING your GIRL

oh, wait, you don't have a GIRL. CHAD is still FUCKING HER though.

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>>41922309
>eh

>>41918852
source?

>>41923270
my girl is right here she just walked my dog for me so i could lay here and internet

>>41923231
more like t. falseflagging american jew named (((toby fox)))

go back to your gay anal millennial cult of moloch

>>41923319
sure buddy, I'm sure she walked that dog straight to CHADS place.

Enjoy your sloppy seconds later today.

>>41918904
Most of those foreigners are swedes, danes and finnes. And then Poles working. Troll harder next time

>>41914587
That wasn't a question.

>>41923555
>g-giving away my country to foreigners and jews is fine as long as they have the same color skin as me!
>w-white pride world wide!!
fucking stormfag retards

>>41923685
>g-giving away my country to muslims and blacks is fine as long as it doesn't make me a s-stormfag!!
>g-gay pride world wide!!
fucking judeo-liberal cuck /utg/ faggot kike nigger millennial mutants

>>41913538
whoops looks like he slipped and fell into some mud

>>41913566
the viking most likely cares more about his appearance than zzyz considering his diet and tattoos

>>41915070
i keep forgetting how nice his body looks even though he wasnt the biggest guy in the world

>>41913597
>vikinganswerlady
>lady
So, coalburning trash belittling her ancestors?

>>41918904
eh wrong. it's statistically proven that 96% of Norway is 100% Norwegian. 1,8% Muslim, and 2% Slavic. your sources collide with every possible source.

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>>41922309
man that story makes me happy, i hope its true

its scary though how they would attack a female even if she is with a dude

white guys rape too but they would usually have enough dignity to respect the fact she is your and not rape here, nigers though,, they just dont give a shit, they would kill your mother rape your father and eat your sister while you are tied down watching, these guys are fucking wild

>>41924461
it's true. the guy is autistic. his favourite hobby is to work out and he has been doing it since he was a child. I started working out after I first hear the story because I can't imagine the horror of having to watch my sister getting raped while I can't do shit to prevent it. I'm going to be big, like him. he looks like a tall version of Bane from Batman the dark knight rises but ginger instead of bald. he wanted to join the army but were too autistic. it's good because she would have been raped if he wasn't with her that day. he makes bank from being a bouncer. he is probably the cities best bouncer as well.

>>41915741
thank fuck for that.

my motivation is to be Bruce Lee mode

>>41924461
niggers are stupid. that's why they rape more than anyone else. white guys don't rape as much because white guys know its a fairly good chance of getting caught.

>niggers
ha! Did you rape her? that's so nice bruh
>niggers in prison
wait, you raped her?
>stabs

even prisoners kill rapists on sight. but still, niggers in the free world rape like there's no tomorrow. disgusting.

>>41919022
You sound like you're insecure because you know its true.
So many guys turn into steroid balls like rich paino but cant fight for shit.
I'll rather get like anderson silva.

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Viking mode

>>41916950
Sure find a story of a male politician getting his ass raped and then going out on government news sites telling everyone that he is sorry for his rapists and that he wants Him to stay in the country.

Please be my guest. And I'll make it easier for you. I'll broaden the playing field to the entire civilised world not only Europe.

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>>41913583
>not wanting to die already.

>>41916950
>Posts a chart implying that Norway is as Muslim as Spain.

Uuuhhh.. norgays?

How do you guys prep your oats? I personally boil them with water and eat them as oatmeal.

What does /fit/ think of tattoos

>>41914444
Conor McGregor?

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His shoulders are about 2 cable flies from permanently touching.. His thumbs will soon be pointing behind him

>>41927333
Lol who the fuck would divide land like this that's so fucking unpractical

>>41916025
who is this semen demon

>>41927487
Well, Brits probably got inspired by their teeth

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>>41922309
people say /pol/ and /fit/ have always been friends but seriously I cannot believe the lack of Zyzz discussion/respect in this thread. 2 years ago we would have actually had a discussion about this instead of a fucking race war. Every other fucking thread is hijacked by /pol/tards and it's getting fucking tiring

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>>41929005
Maybe you should finally start lifting.

>>41918726
Small towns in the middle of Norway can be pretty fucking racist. They will still treat you very well if you're polite and quiet, and a lot of people are starting to warm up to them. But I think most of the immigrants around here knows that they'll get the shit stomped out of them if they misbehave even the slightest. Though, most of them are pretty nice.

They also brought along a bunch of African cuties with dem asses.

>>41929005
haha yeah dude #blacklivesmatter
i bet you do epic undertale let's plays
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