Why aren't you drinking diesel when bulking?

>>41912091
1 liter diesel weighs 832 grams. Drinking it wouldn't add more than 832 grams of weight even if we could store it

>Not knowing how to turn mass into pure energy
>He didn't eat 1 egg at the age of 10 to supply himself with more energy than he will need for the rest of his life

>>41912146
If 832 grams of that can fuel a truck, imagine what it can do to you.

>>41912091
>Get rid of your rice, corn, potatoes, etc.
This is how you stay dyel
You are supposed to ADD the diesel to your diet, not substitute it.
My favourite is diesel stir fry with rice, green beans and mushrooms

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10 grams of peanuts gives 240 kJ in energy
10 grams of uranium gives you about 820000000 kJ in energy

now tell me /fit/, why are you not using fissile uranium as a preworkout for over 3 million times the gains you would get using pleb-tier nuts or similar food?

1g of uranium has 20 billion calories.

>>41912222
Checked

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>>41912091
>only 9,200,000 calories
May as well drink water, Uranium is where it's at.
Ever wonder why Dr. Manhattan was so swole?

>>41912091
In Germany we mix coke and beer and call it Diesel

>>41912240
>no fat
>no carbs
>energy dense

Is this the ultimate cutting food?

>>41912252
You have many more disgusting habits, I'm not even surprised at this point desu
Fucking krauts>>41912252

Yeah, I've been eating uranium for 2 weeks and I look like Hulk already. Green and all.

>>41912252
What's the Arabic word for diesel?

>>41912278
Bomb Accelerant.

>>41912278
Allah

>>41912268
It's very good
Try it some time
Mix about half-half and get it nice and frothy
Great at a party because of the caffeine
We also mix energy drink and beer often but coke is better because it is not so sweet

>>41912227
It's more expensive than diesel, man.

I lay naked in the sun every day to gather energy in order to maximize my gains
Sunlight increases testosterone like nothing else

>>41912293
>coke
>not so sweet

Kek

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>>41912091
>not powering your body with Uranium fission
Never gonna make it

1 kg of 50/50 matter-antimatter mix contains about 22 trillion kcal worth of energy (9E+16 joules)

>>41912234
it's 22 billion kcal in pure mass-energy equivalence. Literally any other type of matter has the same mass-energy equivalence as given by Einsteins formula E = mc^2.

If you're talking about the energy you would get out of a fission process involving 1g of 235-uranium you're looking at about one thousandth of the number you gave, i.e. 22 million kcal. Still more than pleb normie food though.

>>41912293
God you Germans are so punchable

>>41912644
Americans are even worse.
Mixing beer (malt liquor) and orange juice. It's called brass monkey.

>>41912703
Australians the the celts take the cake in my book.

Mixing beer with carbonated lemonade (Shandy)
Mixing pale beer with dark beer (Black & Tan)

I know a guy who dissolves strawberry-flavoured caffeine tablets in beer. Tastes like redbull.

How about mixing uranium and diesel in a blender? Would that split the atom?

>>41913119
it would split quarks into preons

>>41912240
>tfw you will never ever eat uranium and instantly become death-fat

Why live?

>>41913290
EAT BIG
GET BIG
THAT SIMPLE