>be me
>mom lives in apartment adjacent to me
>get a call saying my cousin is visiting
>cousin just got out of boot camp for the Army and is visiting
>say ok I'll be over
>go over there and my two cousins and their gf/wife is there with them
>drinking
>have to leave because night shift wagecuck
>before I go one cousin hugs me from behind
>says wow your chest is big
>calls over my other cousin who just got out of boot camp
>tells us to take our shirts off to see is more "shredded"
>I reluctantly do it
>everyone is surprised at how big I am
>comments to cousin like "wow I bet anon could still kick your ass and you're in the army"
>they actually start taking pictures with their phones
>hugging everyone before I leave
>autistically hug one cousin's gf
>She whispers in my ear "I'm gonna look at that picture of you before I fall asleep tonight"
Wew lads
>>41909950
>She whispers in my ear "I'm gonna look at that picture of you before I fall asleep tonight"
They never say that irl
>>41909950
Oorah faggot!
>>41909974
drunk sluts do
>>41909950
nice
Solid.
>>41909979
Nice reading comprehension, boot.
>>41909950
how do I get to fuggin without the bullshit on tinder
>>41909950
>Shower in the gym
>>41909950
>tells us to take our shirts off to see is more "shredded"
why start a thread with an obviously fake story anon
>>41909950
>>She whispers in my ear "I'm gonna look at that picture of you before I fall asleep tonight"
>no
>cutting going on pretty nicely
>go to gym, see thiccness in the mirror
>my ass is literally amazing
>>41909950
>cousin
>bootcamp
>shredded
>hugging