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/fit/ Religion Thread 2017-06-23 10:04:32 Post No. 41906052
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So guys let's create the perfect /fit/ religion itt. I'll start.
>alcohol is outlawed
>sluts in the gym have to cover up their body from top to bottom to not distract lifters
>pig meat is outlawed because it's literally the worst source of protein and gives you cancer
>we will add a few weeks before summer (atleast a month) where intermittent fasting is mandatory for every person so we can all get shredded for the beach
>hatred towards non-lifters is commanded especially towards fatties
I think that's it off the top of my head. What do you guys think ?
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>>41906052
>let's create the perfect /fit/ religion
There already is one its called Catholicism
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>sluts in the gym have to cover up their body from top to bottom
Damn this is a /fit/ religion
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>>41906052
>pig meat is bad
seriously? i've been eating pork chops because it's cheaper than chicken here
so chicken > pork?
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>>41906052
i will rape your women and plunder your villages if that becomes your riligion
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Traps are not gay.
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>>41906052
>pig meat is outlawed
Jews and Muhammeds need not apply, fuck off
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>>41906052
Sounds like Islam
GTFO Ahmed
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>>41906052
Mashallah
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>>41906052
roids are thoroughly haram and you will be sent to snap city for eternity if thou shalt be a roidfag
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>>41906124
dude grilled chicken>lean beef>everything else
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>>41906139
are you retarded ? I didnt create Islam, Intermittent fasting didnt even exist back then.
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>>41906052
if you make it natty, have good form, read the fucking sticky, and refrain from summerfagging you walk with zyzz, arnold, and ct fletcher in heaven
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>>41906193
>what is Ramadam
fucking idiot
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>>41906052
>big hands
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>>41906052
Fuck outta here Haji.
DEUS VULT
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>>41906052
It's just asceticism with exercise, just add meat to St. Hilarion's diet, minus fasting if you want gains
http://www.newadvent.org/fathers/3003.htm
t. ascetic
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>>41906167
>and you will be sent to snap city for eternity
I kek'd
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>>41906052
I suggest that this will be one of the hymns we sing during sunday mass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhl5K0mTSKY
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Declaration of affirmation (amen, etc).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWUcHKAj_tc
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>>41906052
>no alcohol
>women cover all skin
>no pork
Mudslime detected
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>>41906052
>What do you guys think?
I think you're a colossal faggot. Kekposters should be gassed on sight
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>>41906052
>weekly steroid injections done by the priest
>feast after service- keto style in summer, chankonabe in winter
>service is actually a combination oddlift meet with a posedown at the end
>all members that attend service for 1 year receive a qt gf who has been indoctrinated to lift and cook
Patron saint pic related
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>>41906755
I'm down
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>>41906823
Bless you child.
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>>41906755
dubs of truth confirm this as the one true faith
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>>41906133
dubs for truth
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>>41907729
You shall reap the benefits of spreading our gospel.
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>no alcohol
>sluts in the gym are covered head to toe
Autism
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every man that hits 1/2/3/4 gets a state mandated waifu
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