Gym lockers

>>41905526
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>be me
>walk into locker room
>go to my locker
>see a guy sitting there facing away from me
>open up my locker, start getting stuff
>hear sucking noises
>turn around and realize there's another guy kneeling on the ground giving him a bj
>finish getting my stuff, exit locker room

locker 420 if its available, otherwise whatever is closest to the door

cant choose at my gym, theyre computer locked so u have to enter a code and it will assign a locker to you

have forgotten my number so many times while working out fucking annoying

>>41905593
gay as fuck. i have the same lock and i always forget my number. i used my key in the wrong lock like 3 times last week

The one opposite the changing room mirror (there's only one) so I can see my post workout pump in the amazing gym room lighting and imagine for a fleeting moment that I have finally made it before I put clothes on and enter the real world where I look like a dyel normie

117

Always.

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I get one that corresponds to my irl strength level or agility lvl whichwver one I'm training that day

at about a 70 str and 62 agl

111 or 107. Maybe 105.
I have no fucking clue why.

>>41905526
I use 69 ;)

>>41906027
Interesting. What do you base this on? World class lifters/athletes, other people at your gym, just how you feel? Please enlighten me

>>41906660
Also, locker 41, it's the first locker in the room, directly across from the mirror, on the top row.

>>41905917
J-john? Is that you?

>>41905917
why 117

>>41905526
>guy puts his bag down on the bench in the locker room
>some other guy knocks it over by accident
>20+ horseshoes fall out of it and onto the ground
>the original guy just picks up the bag and leaves without collecting any of his horseshoes

His lifting journal is also FULL of moon rune symbols. I think he might be a glitch in the matrix.

We don't have lockers - it's like a shelving unit with different shelves by the reception. I always go bottom shelf on the left closest to the door.

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>>41905917

Always locker 23, i chose it on the first day and have used ever since. Its in the corner and has a tv on top always playing sports which is nice to watch after showering. My duffle bag and wedding ring are inside usually

>>41905566
Ooh ooh ooh is this gonna be the new meme I'm excited I miss the "hypno fap after cardio" meme does anyone remember that one it was from like January

>>41909209
maybe he walks around with extra weight to get stronger

then is to autist to pick them up or didn't know

>>41905917
Holy shit same

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I sometimes lock my key inside the locker and have to get a janitor to break it open with bolt cutters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWmvbxGpra4

I always choose prime numbers. 31 might be my fav.

Receptionist gives me a random number every time, but it mostly happens to be 9 and 38, don't know why.

>>41905526
95% of the time i use locker 1

I always use the one in the middle row of the corner.
Every single time.

Suh /fit/
OP here.
Do old people talk to you in the locker room?

>>41911532
nah,my gym's community is literally fucking awesome,there are no old people,everyone's between 20-40,we just spit memes and sick jokes every fucking time in the locker

>>41911580
sounds autistic, youll fit right in

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>>41905526
Whatever dubs I can get

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>>41911580
>fucking awesome
>we spit sick memes

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>>41911737
get trips breh

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I often use "Bitch tits". Other favorites are "Synthol" and "Pussy pad".

>>41905526
That one time I opened a locker and discover someone had left pictures of his dog in there. Like lots of pictures.

It was a cute labrador doing doggo things like chasing after balls, rolling around on grass, etc but there wasn't a single picture with a human with it.

A bit weird, I took a look at may be five of them, then realized the stack must at least have 80+ pictures of this dog. I closed the locker and chose another.

I use 42