Lost my v-card last night boys. We are all going to make it

>>41904256
is your asshole sore?

>>41904264
go away filthy virgin

>>41904256
how old?

>>41904287
20. I couldn't perform for longer then 5 minutes because my dick got limp but I am happy as fuck

>>41904316
same, lmao. but it was probably due to excess amount of beer. normally i get rock solid wood.

>Thursday night
>Starting the weekend early
>Get shitfaced
>Wake up late on friday
>Can't remember shit
>Find my wallet
>Visa is gone
>Shitpost on /fit/

>>41904329
Yeah I was pretty drunk. I performed so bad that she isn't willing to see me anymore but I don't give a fuck

>>41904256
Does it count that I lost my virginity if I get my dick in vagina but I didn't bust a nut?

>>41904348
in my case, she was drunk beyond repair too. she doesn't even properly remember what happened, we were laughing at each other in the morning. but it was an unforgettable spooning all the night for me.

>>41904355
Yeah bra

>>41904373
Yay, I had whiskey dick but achievement unlocked I guess

>>41904358
Lol we did the exact same thing. She was pretty cool towards me in the morning laughing and shit. Before I left I told her that I was sorry for disappointing her and fucked right off lmao

>>41904398
>I told her that I was sorry for disappointing her
that's where you fucked up. girls REALLY don't remember shit if they drink too much, they just know they had fun and sex last night. y ou just shouldn't have talked about it like ever.

we actually spent the whole next day together, hanged up for a month having fun and shit.

Did you tell her you were a virgin?

>>41904441
You are probably right but after the deed was done I just wanted to get the fuck out of there. I tried adding her on facebook but she didn't respond. Honestly I don't really feel awkward about it at all.

>>41904443
no but she could probably tell

>>41904443
not op,

told her I had sex 6 months ago before we fugged, told her it was my gf etc.

>tfw you have a devoted GF who wants to fuck all the time, but you're still a giant, depressed, anxiety-filled sack of human excrement

Pretty soon you'll realize that's just who you are, and you'll find something other than sex to focus your worries on

>>41904533
dude thats considered rape cause she didnt consent to sex with a virgin

you pig

>>41904548
just get a cialis and make her happy once to prove you have a penis, at least.

>>41904256
Hey me too bro hi five

Though admittedly I got a very "shit that's all it is?" Feeling even though it felt good. Lasted longer than I thought and she wants to do it again too

>tfw 21yo virgin

>>41904355
Nah