Let's pray he dies on the operating table.
His wife deserves a real man.
when is it?
>>41900745
I'd imagine hed spend weeks recovering and then have to actually lose the weight because they're not just cutting the fat off his body.
dubs for heart attack on the table
He gonna die on table trust me
>>41900824
Hope so
>>41900784
He said June or July. Knowing this giganigger, he'll push it back to 2024 and keep opening pokemon cards until his fat ass rots in that chair.
>>41900745
July 25
That's what he said in one of his videos.
>inb4 deadpool
If he manages to get to a healthy weight nobody is going to watch him any more. His gimmick is that he's fat as fuck.
However I do hope he actually does manage to lose weight, and I understand that the severe abuse he suffered in his childhood is what led to it. He'll have a fuck load of loose skin though; he better be saving for the surgery to remove it.
dubs confirm he's getting a free McHeart Attack.
>>41901455
why does he deserve to make it
>>41901460
rolling
>>41901488
Because he has a good heart.
>>41901492
he has a calcified heart
>>41900745
>His wife deserves a real man.
she already has a black bull. i'm sure francis has featured him on his vids already
Every. Damn. Time.
>I'm ready for surgery, it's been recommended by a doctor
>Surgery isn't the easy way to do things
>You still have to diet and exercise
>Surgery just helps
>....
>I've tried EVERY diet and nothing has worked
>I've tried counting calories
>I've tried the keto diets
>Nothing works
Do you think in his mind he believes he's going to actually lose the weight, or do you think he's just milking it for his viewers?
>>41901528
I think he'll lose weight if he does end up getting the surgery, because stuffing too much food into your mouth for the year or so after the surgery literally makes you die. So if he dies he'll lose weight, if he doesn't die it means he's reduced his food intake.
>>41900967
>Boogie dies on my birthday
God bless America
>>41901528
he really, really, really, really, WANTS to lose weight
but really, really, really, really, doesn't want to limit eating
nature is cruel
>>41901492
>>41901561
Even if he wanted to lose the weight though, half the time he just goes on youtube and talks about his struggles and gets a SHIT load of fans commenting telling him how inspirational he is and how they believe in him.
Why change when you already get the positive reinforcement?
Is the story about him using a colostomy bag and it leaking at a convention true?
>>41900967
I'm on it to bet on weather or not he makes it, but i'm fucking poor
>>41901603
I dunno, do e-celebs usually sell weight loss books and fitness DVDs?
>>41900745
His wife is fat fuck as well.
>>41901647
Not if they show 0 evidence that they understand the journey of losing weight.
>>41901460
C H E C K E M
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>>41901755
chekked, rip booger
>>41901755
Wew
>>41901755
>>41900898
>opening pokemon cards
???
>>41901455
>gimmick
kind of like how being suicidal is a gimmick?
>>41901528
has he tried eating nothing but whole grains, leumes, and produce, only until he's full?
there's literally no reason to shovel junk food into your face, ever
>>41901561
He wants to eat his cake and have it, too. He just wants to eat it more.
Take it from me. I've lost almost 200lbs (392lbs to 194lbs). The hardest part is maintaining it (this requires a lifestyle change which he has proven he can't do) so even if he does drop weight he won't keep it off.
Then there's the scary part of the initial huge weight loss because his body is being starved so he'll drop a good 100-150lbs easy but his last remaining weight will come at 2lbs a week and this is when he will be tested and surely fail and either hover at 350lbs because it's maintainable or gain all the weight back. You're welcome.
>>41901755
>>41900745
Tsk tsk, you want this poor man to die just because he has an eating disorder?
You guys spend too much time strengthening your bodies and not enough time strengthening your fragile egos.
What shameful behavior!
>>41901755
>day of the surgery
>boogie livestreaming
>breaks 3ds before going under
>last thing he sees is his wife and her buck giving thumbs up as she gets plowed raw
>2 weeks of non stop surgery later
>he awakens
>boogs is now 8% bf 110lbs
>face still the same
>he craves sustenance
>picks up doctor and does a back breaker
>opens his jaw and absorbs his life force like a dementor
>gains 40lbs but is not the next D
>sees buck fucking wife
>about to rip him off her but shakes hand and says have a nice day
>runs down the street still in hospital gown
>bum rushes a burger king
>eats enough foreclose it
>gains 30lbs
>still livestreaming
>yells at his viewers that he needs obama care to pay for his already done surgery
>cant differentiate now from then
>instinctively gets on scooter and cleans out walmart
>gains 50lbs
>hobbles back to house with crushed doritos mountain dew IV
>back at starting weight by now
>sits down in front of laptop
>restarts weight loss campaign
>>41904354
>picks up doctor and does a back breaker
>opens his jaw and absorbs his life force like a dementor
Holy kek
>>41900745
How insecure do you have to be to constantly make threads about this? Do your own lifting and move on.
NO ONE FUCKING CARES
SAGE
He's not going to get lasting results if he keeps refusing to fundamentally change his diet habits.
Inb4 he gets weight loss surgery and proceeds to gain his weight back because he insists on eating like garbage.
>>41904244
is there anywhere i can place a money bet on whether he survives
>>41900745
You are just a shit bag if you truly want someone to die.
Grow up you fucking edgy kid.
>>41900784
think its on the 25th of this month
Why do you guys keep updating me about this fatass I gone no shits about him.
But yes I hope he dies lol how can you let yourself to that huge
>>41900745
I don't want him to die, I want him to lose the weight, get his excess skin removed and then realize that being thin/fit is a million times better than being fat. I can't wait to see that first video where he talks with enthusiasm about doing things that he only dreamed about doing when he was fat. He'll slowly get less and less restrained and his ego will grow as he becomes more fit and his female fans lavish him with praise and possibly even sex. It'll end with him becoming the biggest anti-body positivity guy on youtube. It'll be glorious.
>>41901755
>>41904055
>>41901755
Rest in piss boogie
>>41901755
>>41901755
shhhh boober time to sleep
>>41900745
IF 5 HE DIES
>>41901755
Does anyone have the screencap where we had triple dubs for boogie dying on the operating table? I was in that and got dubs too. Fucking gold thread
>>41908016
I was there.
it was real
can confirm he will die on table.
>>41907997
if 8 he dies
dubs for he survives and becomes a skeltal
>>41908043
Literally best thread, nice to see a brother who witnessed the glory
>>41908055
NEW CHALLENGER ARRIVES
>>41900967
>he dies the same month i was born
>>41908055
Check'd and Kek'd
>>41908055
Fucking hell m8
>>41908055
If trips he survives and becomes a chad
>>41908158
If dubs he becomes a gigachad
>>41908178
If quads he becomes chados, the chad god
>>41901544
he's the type of fuck to kill himself with food
>>41901755
My dad got the gastric sleeve done. He was home the same day.
Boogie is making such a big deal out of it. I realize it's a huge decision, but if the doctors can keep his fatass alive to get it done it will be the best thing that has happened to him in a long long time.
>>41908185
If singles he becomes a sketal
dubs a chad
trips a gigachad
qauds chados
quints chadlord
sextable the chardemperor
septuple the chadenstien
octuple chadberg
nonouple and up he becomes the one true chad
>>41901755
fuckin check'd
>>41901755
>>41908055
These dubs cancel eachother out, nothing happens.
>>41908259
We still have the previous one to go with >>41908016
>>41908311
I need to save boogie with these digets
>>41908323
It wasn't meant to be
>>41908311
dubs confirm this man
Why do people unironically not want this fat cocksucker to die? Are they cucks?
>>41908396
Because if he dies fat he'll die a fat martyr, if he becomes skinnys others will follow in his footsteps.
This is bigger, despite how impossible that may seem, then boogie
>>41908422
He's also a human bean
>>41908422
>not wanting the stupid and feeble-minded to follow in his footsteps so you'll have less competition and you'll be better than they are as nature intended
It's not enough that I succeed but others must fail.
*tips*
>>41908467
But anon
I'm already rich :^)
7
Death
If dubs then boogie gets shredded and everyone but me never gets a gf
>>41908523
if dubs boogie gets shredded and everyone but this annon gets a GF
>>41908536
rolling for this
>>41908536
Reroll
>>41908554
>554
>>41900813
Nice job my man.
If digits boogie wakes up from anesthesia mid operation and bites the doctor's face off like a chimpanzee
>>41900813
>>41901460
Nah lets make it trips
>>41908259
trips for surgery cancelled because he couldn't stop eating for the 12h beforehand
>>41900745
Fat fuck could at least shave his disgusting neckbeard
>tfw 6'2" and was 250 lbs at the time
>had surgery on my shoulder
>heart stopped and had to be revived
maybe i was just unlucky but i feel like boogie doesnt stand much of a chance
>>41908016
>>41908071
This one?
>>41900813
double wide coffin rolling...
>>41911573
The reason he too so long to get the surgery is because his blood pressure and beetus are so out of control most surgeons thought he'd die if they operated. His health hasn't actually improved, he's just found a surgeon who is willing to risk killing him.
he's going to die.
chek em.
>>41900813
Good night sweet prince
>>41911877
the doctor must have some reason to be doing it then surely
is he getting paid enough to just not care about having a death on his record?
>>41900813
this is how you do it
>>41901528
>I've tried counting calories
Counting calories doesn't work if you still count to 5000.
>>41901528
This
>limiting my calories doesn't work
>surgery will force myself to eat less calories and will work
Fuck this cunt I honestly from the bottom of my heart hope he dies on the table.
I sure fucking hope so. I have July in the pool.
>>41901550
happy birthday in advance my nigga
>>41904791
This
>>41901455
It doesn't matter how much weight he loses. He'll gain it right back due to his shitty life style which he has proved incapable of changing.
>>41900745
>His wife deserves a real man.
Isn't she one of his enablers?
>>41912204
she cant wait for him to die so she can get all his money
Why does 4chan worship people who attention whore on youtube? Are you all 13?
>>41912459
have you just not read the thread? we hope he dies so we can meme about it
>>41901755
Good night boogie
>>41912491
I wouldn't even know who this cunt is if autists didn't jack each other off over him on here all the time. Shitloads of people in this thread are "hoping he dies" yet have obviously watched his videos and generated income that will pay for a life saving surgery. And it's not just this fat fuck either. I swear youtube runs add campaigns here and channers being the dumb, clueless goyim they are, buy it hook line and sinker.
>>41900813
LETS DO THIS
>>41900745
If dubs we're all gonna make it except for Boogie.
If dubs he will live and you will all be cucked by a balding nu-male named Terry who turns out to be a really nice guy.
>>41912593
right because theres no possible way to know things without going directly to the source
>>41904354
>runs down the street
fake
>>41910003
So close
Dubs for boogie survives and hates fat people
>>41901550
Happy birthday anon, I hope he dies on your special day
if trips, Booger gets shredded and dumps his fat wife... but only after bitchslapping her housenigger.
>>41900813
dubs he lives for another 40 years
>>41914428
quads he lives another 40 years
>>41900813
Dubs for post op complications
>>41915609
Checkem
Never forget, boogie.
dubs and his wife is cheating on him with her black "gay" friend
>>41900813
>no dubs yet
looks like he's gonna live. My dubs say so.
CLICK BAITER
>>41911884
holy fucking boner
nofap was a mistake
>>41915804
if dubs, boogie murders this spear chucker
>>41900745
dubs for heart attack as soon as he touches the table
>>41911966
laff
>>41901755
>>41904055
>>41901889
>>41902135
>>41904220
>>41904244
>>41906230
>>41907346
>>41907538
>>41907828
>>41908016
>>41908197
>>41908250
>>41908259
>>41912548
>dozens of missed attempts at dubs
>one guy gets some dubs because the laws of probability make it so
>OMG BOOGIE GONNA DIE EVERYONE HE GON' DIE
you people are retards
>>41915918
if dubs
kys kill yourself
>>41900813
End him.
>>41916311
wew
>>41908603
HE DIDN'T GET DUBS, IT HAS TO BE THE LAST DIGITS IN THE POST NUMBER.
>>41900745
QUADS FOR HE MAKES IT AND ACHIEVES ARNOLD MODE
>>41900813
sorry boogs
he'll probably just pull a chris christie and stay fat anyway.
>>41917000
oh shit
>>41917000
>>41901455
If he manages to lose that much weight, he wouldn't have to pay for surgery. All he would have to do is start a Kickstarter and the people that watches his videos will pay for his skin surgery. Somebody will have to pay.
>>41908442
I mean, yeah i guess. Tehnically its a human.
spoiler, booger dies
i cant understand how he still manages to eat a fuckton while being unable to even walk around properly
i mean, stop buying shit food and he won't have any other choice but to overdose on lettuce or something
>>41901550
My birthday as well anon.
Hope it's a good one for ya.
>>41900745
GUYS GUYS THIS GUY IS CLICKBAITING THIS GUY RIGHT HERE HIS NAME IS BOOGIE HERES A LINK TO HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL AND A PICTURE WITH HIS LATEST VIDEO ON IT GUYS GUYS GO WATCH AND HARASS THIS GUY WATCH HIS VIDEO AND HARASS HIM BECAUSE HES CLICKBAITING HIS CHANNEL GUYS GUYS GUYS
>>41901755
HAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
He'll finally decide to get his life in order and will go out running only to be hit and killed by a Hostess truck.
>>41904354
Jesus christ. I laughed so hard i almost vomited
>>41904741
Because he's a freakshow.
>>41901755
nice
>>41917746
I KNOW RIGHT LETS REALLY SCREW WITH HIM CLICK HERE NOW!!! GUARANTEED LOLS
>>41911877
>just found a surgeon who is willing to risk killing him
I'm sure that surgeon sees it as his moral obligation to end this Eternally Collapsing Object's existence.
>>41911776
I said triple dubs. So 3 sets of different double digits u fag
>>41901615
yea, it happened.
>t. guy who slipped on his shit and broke a wrist
>>41914439
this was to close
>>41924001
Dubs and he lives to 80
Trips and he lives to 100
damn, the waiting list for this surgery is months and months
think of all he could have done in that time
like lose weight
>>41901528
Im not going to wish for his death, but I'm going to hate if this is successful and he's used as an example of "see, watching your calories doesn't work! You have to get the surgery!"
>>41901460
Roll
>>41911909
>The doctor must have some reason to be doing it then surely
To make an episode of his show featuring a youtube celebrity?
My 600 Pound Life: Francis
>>41915734
>a long and painful trip to finally qualify for surgery
Unfortunately, that trip didn't count losing fucking weight so he doesn't need to search for some crooked quack to do it.
What are the worst complications from getting your stomach reduced and then eating too much and blowing it out? Will it stretch? Will he fucking bleed internally and die?
>>41915918
yeah, but what about THESE dubs that confirm it once and for all?
>>41926831
check'em
if dubs, boogie gets on the wrong operating table and gets a gender reassignment instead
>>41917000
Wouldnt it be better if he died though?
Let's be realistic here... Boogie has a pretty large normie fan base. A lot of which are presumably obese. He serves as an inspiration of a man who constantly "struggles" to lose weight.
I think it will serve as a better precedent if he dies due to his weight. Maybe other obese people will come to realize the absolute seriousness of their circumstance.
His "legacy" will be preserved as that morbidly obese man who tried to give it his all in order to lose weight.
In reality, he cannot control himself and his cravings. He is obese for a reason. A failure. But his fanbase and Boogie don't believe that to be true. If he were to live then Boogie is just enabling more obese people.
>>41908055
When this hamplanet inevitably dies in a month can we throw a /fit/ party? Every eats salad and chicken breast and runs a 5K in celebration.
What's up! Ladies and gentlemen of Youtube, Boogie2988 comin' at ya live once again, though the power of the internet!
>*slurps chemically concentrated transfat*
>*punches chest to restart heart*
PAY MY HEALTH CARE!
*obliterates asscrack on chair cylinder*
*lisping* Hoy gjaoys it's me Francis annd ay hav somethin I want off my chest, THOUSE REPOBLICANS ARENT PAYIN' MY HEALTHCARE 'R DEY STOPID OR SOMETHING?
*Gets 10000 likes*
I don't usually make these kinda videos but today is an exception, so if you're new, maybe you just clicked the thumbnail, you've never been to my channel before, I don't usually go political or anything like that, I like talking about pokemons, or about my favorite youtubers, *desperately tries to inhale air through football shaped nostrils* but today is different, because this affects me so so much, and hope you guys will understand my view of the issue, those DAMN REPUBLICANS ARENT PAYING MY HEALTHCARE!
*smears mayonnaise on upperbody*
*skin obsorbs mayonnaise*
Don't forget to subscribe. I love you guys!
>>41927972
>*punches chest to restart heart*
I blew a goddamn funny gasket
>>41901455
he isn't going to lose weight, he'll eat even more even with a tiny ass stomach. Hes too selfish to his own desires to stop.
>>41928043
I know a girl who got a bypass and, except for the initial 30lbs she lost, never became thin.
>>41926855
Oh got he'd get even more sympathy
>>41926845
C H E C K E M
>>41915777
Dubs +1 neato
>>41928073
She's just off season. Isn't there a mandatory counseling and dieting advice before bypasses, so fatsos lose weight and don't die in the first week from gorging?
>>41929774
She went down to Mexico to get it done because it's cheaper
>>41927046
With his money, the solution of locking him in a room and sliding cooked chicken under the door seems much more realistic than other methods that rely on self-control.
>>41929786
Clever girl. How much did the weight loss cost her? By the pound?
>>41929819
No idea
trips and boogie fucking dies and no one will care
>>41929864
reroll
>>41929880
Close
>>41917000
>>41900745
>>41929999
DID THE QUADS WANT BOOGIE DEAD ?
FIND OUT NWO!
>>41915918
Buzzkill. You must be fun at the party.
>>41900745
His face is very punchable.
>>41901455
Why do you hope that? Surgery is the lowest form of weightloss. It teaches you absolutely NOTHING. Boogie will continue to eat like shit after surgery because his mind is not in the right place.
Also,
>ABLOO BLOO BLOO MY CHILDHOOD
Boogie hasn't suffered from his childhood in a long time. He's fucking abusing his childhood for youtube money now. It is no longer a cause - it is an excuse, and nothing more.
if singles boogs lives
>>41917000
noooooooo, this is too strong!
hearts attacks for the entire thread!!
if dubs he doesnt wake up from the anesthesia
If dubs boogie gets a heart attack when he gets the bill for his surgery
>>41933077
>>41933077
hell yeah
>>41901550
>>41917722
Ayy, my birthday bros.
We all share a birthday with Makise Kurisu as well so make sure to grab a Dr Pepper.
>>41901615
He also let his wife cheat on him once and admitted crying whilst eating pizza on the toilet.
>>41901492
Better than good if it hasn't ruptured by now.
>>41933077
HEEEELLLLLL YEAAAAAA
>>41915918
I don't think you "get" what dubs is all about
>>41912593
Wait, you are saying 4chan is acting like idiots with nothing going for their lives, shocking desu.
>>41933266
why do you have to be so honest ?
I like you anon.
>>41900813
rip to my nigga
>>41901550
Happy birthday in advance my dude
trips he wont make it
>>41917000
i hope he goes into a coma first then dies after
>>41936844
holy shit fucking dubs confirms it faggot
>fit thinks subcutaneous fat can kill you
This ugly son of a bitch is slapping super hot cheese pizzas every day of the week and basically, you are fucking stupid.
>>41935668
so close
>>41912025
How much to enter the pool?
I want July on Stroke.