What is the best bodytype for females?

>>41897968
between cardio and /fit/

>>41897968
Thick body

>>41897968

There's no ''best'' because men like variety.

Doesn't matter if you look like a goddess, after a bloke has porked you for 10-20 times he's gonna start looking other women for simple novelty's sake.

>>41897968
whatever your boner says it is

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>>41897982

This

>>41897968
Thicc hands down.

>child bearing hips
>decent sized boobs
>thick ass

literally all the things that matter.

provided she doesn't get fat. that is.

Practically speaking cardio bunny for survival sake and thicc for child rearing. But if we are talking about boners here there is no perfect body type.

>>41898316
>child bearing hips
Pelvis.

>>41897968
Cardio bunny. Flat stomach and tiny tits, like that chick from the BLACKED memes.

>>41897968
> Cardio bunny body
> Thicc body
> /fit/ body
> landwhale

please note:
cardiobunny = skinny
fit = real thick
thick = stage 1 landwhale
landwhale = stage 10 landwhale

a hoe goes stage 1 to stage 10 landwhale in a period of 10 years starting at 18 when she's past her peak.

>>41897968
thicc and white is the only correct answer

Cardio bunny with nice tits and ass

>>41898318
^^^^^ SENISBLE ANSWOR

>>41898503
womemes peak in their early 20s though since many keep growing tits past 18

and the stage 1 to stage 10 transition takes way less than 10 years, more like 4-5 for most

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>>41897968
The only answer

>>41897968
Thicc mongolian bowlegged

petite womanlet with big ass and tits

>>41897968
>Cardio bunny body

A 50/50 mix of fit and THICC, like when you've just finished a bulk but can't be arsed cutting.

>>41898863
This is my number one
Second is Thicc/brazillian girl
Third is cardio bunny/ig model

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Bunny

>>41898846
A makeup encrusted skank?

>>41897982
this
>>41898918
>posts /fit/ body. She's literally a professional athlete

>>41898846
I am diamonds right now.

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thinn and 6ft+

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>>41897968
I like this

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>>41897968
>only lists fit/fat options
how about just a normal female that doesnt have shit genetics?

>>41899087
>That
>A "normal female"

Stop playing those damn video games.

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>>41899030
burger standards

>>41899030
Do you enjoy traps anon?

>>41897968
if beautiful face, will take any below landwhale, if thicc she needs to be hourglass or pear

>>41898773
i love thicc and white girls but i dont want to date a coal burner

>>41899140
shitposting aside, you can't tell the difference between a trap and a skinny tall woman?

>>41899215
>date
then just fuck them

>>41899215
That's a weird as fuck segue.

>>41897982
This.
>>41899044
>>41898918
>>41898312
All good.

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Something like this, but trussed up in latex and leather and chained to the foot of my bed

>>41899245
just assume that a woman who embraces the kardashian aesthetic is highly more likely to be having IR relations.

>>41899286
sweet jesus you're fucking dumb

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>>41899286
>kardashian aesthetic

you are a fucking retard

>>41899303
dumb for not wanting to date a coal burner or dumb for thinking that women who style themselves after a family of famous thicc coalburning women are also likely to do the same?

>>41899306
is English your second language? Kardashian inspired fashion + makeup + bodytype = an "aesthetic"

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>>41897968
oh mama mode

>>41898316
>provided she doesn't get fat
dream on son

>>41899303
>>41899306
If you live in a city, if you see a white girl with a big ass, she is much more likely to burn the coal.

If she's also got that IG thot contour makeup and pomade eyebrows she most definitely pays the toll.

>>41899334
Are you fucking blind? There is absolutely nothing in OPs picture that screams anything about that "aesthetic". It's a fucking still from The Leftovers.

>>41897968
18% bodyfat

>>41899400
i was talking bout hypothetical hot thicc white women.
since the thread was about bodytype of women, not about the op pic...
you're on the ball today tho lad!

>>41899354
So pasty rail thin white girls don't bang black guys and are thus safe?

Let's be honest, you're never going to fuck a kardashian or ig tier chick.

So just get off your high horse and go back to to your own level with this loser rail thin partially autistic 5/10 white chick who you probably don't have any chance with.

But let me let you in on something first. Black guys aren't fucking her not because she doesn't want to fuck. It's because they don't want her.

>>41897968
Kek

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>>41897968
this is what perfection looks like tbqh

>>41897968
The hourglass one. Big hips and big tits. Thicc means excess fat in a good way, sometimes its taken too far, but you can be /fit/ and still have big hips and tits.

>>41899442
You can tell everything about her screams blacks and mexican dicks only.

>>41899432
you say pasty like its a bad thing, a hot chick is hot whether she is tanned or pale.

obviously you can never truly know someones past. you can only dump them if you ever find out.

>>41899442
>Silicone bimbo

No thanks

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>>41899463
nothing wrong with black and mexican dick :3
>>41899530
>p-plastic surgery is so wrong!

>>41899448
give it 2 years anon

>>41899442
Goddamn.

>>41899538
are you a rare Blaxican?
she seems to only date rappers. but i got you covered blaxican!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExcPYDxIjb4

>>41898269
>porked
Fucking hell I hate that word.
What about men who are happily, monogamously married though? Although they probably fap to different body types.

>>41898316
Anything thicc would look like absolute shit not far down the line.

>>41897968
>> Cardio bunny body
>> Thicc body
>> /fit/ body
>> landwhale
Cardio bunny and /fit/ are the same. The fourth category is weightlifter/powerlifter/bodybuilder/built in generally.
And the only correct choice is
>Kill whale
>Fuck thicc
>Ignore built
>Marry cardiobunny
I can accept switching the fuck and ignore categories, but nothing else.

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sporty

>>41898269
Speak for yourself. I've 'porked' my gf at least a few hundred times if not a thousand. Still not looking for anything new.

>>41899044
That's cardio bunny

>>41899552
Goddamn. That has to be a body double.

>>41899581
Cardio bunny and /fit/ are not the same.
Fit is that overly muscular chick with a six pack and wide shoulders.

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>>41897968
Whatever legendarylootz is.

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Cardiobunny

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>hourglass
>thicc tiddays
>thicc hips
>thicc bootay
>thinn waist

>>41899618
>those hands and nails

>>41899463
And?

>>41899638
Your hands would look like that too if you ever bothered touching a barbell

>>41899607
/fit/ ≠ built

>>41899743
It actually does.

>>41899725
well guess i'm lucky that i don't then, don't really want man hands

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>>41899772
i can smell your envy all the way across the atlantic, it reeks sickly-sweet like sepsis

>>41898846
hnnng
her age is finally starting to catch up with her, but she looked great a looong way into her 40s

>>41899756
No it doesn't, you are wrong and dumb

>>41899813
that's probably just the sweat from the heat but i'm gonna go shower later anyways so dw

>>41898918
That's not a cardio bunny my mans. Bunnies are skinny. Professional athletes are /fit/

>>41899825
The /fit/ girl threads disagree with you.
And no, the cardio bunnies that were occasionally posted but then pushed out of the threads do not count as /fit/ girls.

Cardio bunnies don't look that good from doing SS, small bits of steroids/dangerous cutting agents and bulking anon.
Doesn't happen.

>>41897968

If you provided pics for parameters of each, it'd be much easier to tell.

I say this because I consider some thicc bodies /fit/ in the sense that squats and deadlifts build asses.

If you mean /fit/ body as in muscles and abs and stuff, I personally don't find it attractive on women. Flat stomach is enough for me. If you mean /fit/ as in exercises effectively then I believe both cardio bunnies and thicc bodies can by /fit/.

So I guess I'd take cardio bunny for long-term relationships and thicc bodies for short-term relationships. And just reject the latter 2. If you say I'd have to choose one only, it'd probably be thicc body.

>>41899876
>The /fit/ girl threads disagree with you.
/fit/ posts built girls as /fit/ because /fit/izens project their twisted ideas of fitness on females. I'm all for building myself up too, but I don't delude myself into believing it is a form of fitness. Give delts, bis and lats aren't required for a healthy, fit female
>And no, the cardio bunnies that were occasionally posted but then pushed out of the threads do not count as /fit/ girls.
"If I repeat it a lot of times it will become true!"
>Cardio bunnies don't look that good from doing SS, small bits of steroids/dangerous cutting agents and bulking anon.
>Doesn't happen.
Anon I think you are gay

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>>41897968
>Thicc
Women aren't there to say "Fuck you, I can do that better", they're there to say "Fuck, you had a good workout didn't you?" and hold your hand and make you good chicken dinner or something

>>41899940
>/fit/ posts built girls as /fit/ because /fit/izens project their twisted ideas of fitness on females. I'm all for building myself up too, but I don't delude myself into believing it is a form of fitness. Give delts, bis and lats aren't required for a healthy, fit female
That's what /fit/ means here you stupid cunt. What the fuck.
/fit/ means the low level female bodybuilders and athletic chicks. Most of which are on assfulls of steroids.

>"If I repeat it a lot of times it will become true!"
I only have to say it once.
Because it is true.
Cardio bunny was and still is a dirty fucking word in /fit/ girl threads.
Only when it comes to threads like this are they going from proclaiming themselves as REAL HARDCORE TUFF WIMMIN LIFTERS to saying they are cardio bunnies because that's what men want and women want to be.
You're either new here or willfully ignorant of the board culture.

>Anon I think you are gay
Show me three women who do SS and powerlifting and look good and I can show you 10000 average women who did that and ende up looking like dudes and clusterfucks of ugly.

Just admit you like your women strong and masculine and be done with it. You don't have to LARP as some kind of Chad who gets all of the bitches, cuck/lez anon. Just be honest with us.

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>>41898846
>thicc milf

>>41899997
Almost wasted quints on your shitpost, phew
>That's what /fit/ means here
You pretty much admit that you have twisted the meaning of the word to fit your homoerotic fetish
>>"If I repeat it a lot of times it will become true!"
>Cardio bunny was and still is a dirty fucking word in /fit/ girl threads.
Because you are indoctrinated
>Only when it comes to threads like this are they going from proclaiming themselves as REAL HARDCORE TUFF WIMMIN LIFTERS to saying they are cardio bunnies because that's what men want and women want to be.
What the fuck are you talking about
>You're either new here or willfully ignorant of the board culture.
The board culture is pretty fucking gay, I say you have twisted the meaning to fit your gayness
>>Anon I think you are gay
>Show me three women who do SS and powerlifting and look good and I can show you 10000 average women who did that and ende up looking like dudes and clusterfucks of ugly.
Anon you are completely off topic, I never said built/SS/roiding women look good
>Just admit you like your women strong and masculine and be done with it.
I like my women /fit/, which means cardiobunnies. See >>41899581.

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>90% of /fit/ has either a fat fetish or a muscle fetish or both

imagine my shock, etc

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petite + preportions

>>41897968
If I had a huge dick, I'd say thicc (tho some thicc girls can be surprisingly tight). All things considered I think cardio bunny tho. Being able to pick up a girl while fucking her is obv a huge plus

>>41899442
>basic thot
This shit is the mullet of the 2010s.
>>41899618
This tho. Skinny with tits and a nice ass. Fucking legendary.

>>41899341
>post on the fitness board
>like fat bitches

Fit bunny

/board

>>41899618
Who is?

>>41899030
>long face
>no ass
>boney arms

she aged badly

>>41900462
You fucking aged badly.

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>>41899227
huh

>>41899618
redshitt
Unfortunate.

>>41900085
Bruh, /fit/ girls =/= cardiobunnies.
I don't give a shit how many times you say it.
But sure.
Post one of these /fit/ girls you're talking about.
I'm curious.
I want to see how far you're willing to take this charade.

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>>41900516
Your turn

>>41900658
Are you fucking retarded?
I can't see a goddamned thing.
You either pourposely picked an "action shot" so I wouldn't be able to critique your taste are you're actually fucking stupid.
Do it again.

>>41900460
nigga are you serious?

>>41900714
I don't understand, can you post your 6" clit musclefu in an appropriate pose?

>>41898927
>ideal body thread
>brings up her makeup

>>41899030
>no ass
Are you gay?

>>41899538
>>p-plastic surgery is so wrong!
>he's never touched a fake pair of tits
literally fucking sucks. They're too hard and stiff

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just a reminder that if thicc isnt your favorite type of body you're either gay or will end up being one of these 36 year old dudes hitting on 19yo girls

>>41897968
pregnant

>>41900853
>says thick is the best body type
>posts some fat slob
one piece

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>>41900863
LOW TEST DETECTED

>>41898316
>she doesn't get fat
She already is tho

>>41900874
WHOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WE GOTTASAMBO ONDA HEER WIT DA WATAMELLON AND DA 40s GOT DAT HIIIIIIGH TEST FAT WOMEN DYQUAN

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This is now high test thread

pls stop posting fatties

>>41898316
thicc girls are fat girls younger than 20.

It'll just start sagging after that.

fit/cardio bunny is the only path to ascending

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>>41900220
Is this achievable natty?

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This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak female performance looks like.

>>41899552

One of the worst shop I've ever seen

>>41901041
She's not eve that pretty

>>41901041
why do all asian girls have the pigeon foot?also
>peak performance
needs ankle supports

>>41901041
honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

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This

>>41901181
>whore tattoos
>Disgusting apartment
>no hips
>zero definition
Hawt

>>41901215
>I want to fuck a camel
That's gross

>>41900718
Yes, that is why I asked

>>41899341
I vote for this one!

Ottermode, easily

>>41900107
This body but she needs to do cardio like swimming or running so it doesn't turn into cottage cheese in like 5 years.

>>41899030
like fucking a greyhound

Unironically landwhale

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>>41899618
10/10

>>41900853

That woman is obese, not thick.

Also, you might be right. I'm 31 and would rather fuck a 16 year old than a chubby or fat woman.

>>41901228
there are words underneath the webm. read them

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>>41901798
Is this thicc?

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>>41899638
you people are fucking ridiculous.

>>41898846
Perfect woman. Vincent Cassel fucked up by dumping her even if he's fucking a 22y old mullato girl.

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/thread

>>41900853
Fatfags are the most obnoxious fags.

>>41900966
>A fat, tattooed hobbit
>>41900978
>Marshmallow teletubby
>>41902181
>disproportionate baboon ass
Great examples.

>>41899278
I had a teacher in highschool who looked like this. She was such a bitch but every guy wanted to fuck her.

>>41899030
i'd get acrobatic with those legs, ass or no ass

>>41899278
same, except naked and spread eagle on a bed of moss

>>41897968
landwhale mode, i like women who have diabetes and heart problems and have more chins than a chinese phone book

>>41901305
This is perfection

>>41900853
>one of these 36 year old dudes hitting on 19yo girls
i don't see the problem...

tho i like thick girls fit girls skinny girls

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>>41897968
>Cardio bunny body
fat and masculine women are for faggots

>>41901041
looks liek a boi