help /fit/ this guy started hitting on my wife in the gym and

>>41897727
Fuck it mate, if your wife is getting hit by a kangaroo she's dead. Bugger her, not worth fighting that beast.

>>41897727
if you make him orgasm there will be nothing left in the tank to impregnate your wife. so you gotta take one for the team to preserve her fidelity

>>41897764
did you see that dude punch a kangaroo in the face to save his dog? they're all trophy muscles like most aussies, one shot to the face and they bitch out

>>41897727
Go to your local Emu embassy and submit your claim to the Emu King.
He is a benevolent ruler so he might help you out.

>>41897880
They can do. But this nigga is jacked, can't see this test machine walking away, let alone even flinching.