She is looking at your favorite food, fit. What do you say?

>>41892928
>leave some for me, faggot

Priviet dziołszka, szto ty dzielojosz? ;)

>>41892928
"stop checking your pussy in the mirror"

>Are you a tranny? Ok, how big is your clit then?

>>41892928
*snatches it out of her hands*

haha, guess those muscles have nothing on my reflexes. Speed beats strength everytime, huh?

*run away like Naruto*

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>GOOD GOD LADY

"excuse me" as I reach over to grab some and continue on with my day

>>41892928
"you don't have to tell me anything, but you do have to eat this" as I hand her a bowl of eggs

fuck, she is hot. I wouldn't approach because she is stronger than me.

>>41892928
You like fruit roll ups too?

>>41892928
What's her name already ? IG link ?

>>41892928

"No point in buying those. They're my favorite, so I found the recipe online and I've been making them myself at home, it's actually crazy easy to make, a lot cheaper, and tastes so much better homemade. Plus, you can throw in sugar and some whey for a post-workout snack"

-Establishes how frugal I am with money
-Establishes how often I cook great homemade meals
-Shows at least a bit of knowledge in lifting/fitness culture

Her response would determine my next sentence

>>41893006
https://www.instagram.com/julia_vins/?hl=en

>>41893006
Julia vins

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>>41892982

"add some DECA" grab my stuff and walk away

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I want her to squeeze my dick with those arms

>>41893006
Julia Vins

>>41893034
My sides.

>>41893016
Demonstrate value
Engage physically
Nurturing dependence
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Separate entirely

>>41892928
>Y-You too spills sphaggeti

>>41892928
Do you even menstruate?

>>41892928

Are you buying food?

>>41893016
>Silly girl, you're doing it wrong. Let me instruct you on what you should be doing even though you definitely didn't ask. See? I just know better is all. Stick with me and I'll steer you in the right direction.

This is just going to make her want to punch you in the dick. Holy shit no wonder /fit/ is full of virgins. No amount of weight can help you lift that social autism.

Not attracted to short girls, so I would probably ignore her and grab my shit slowly while she mires me

>>41892928
When did you start your transition? What was it like getting your cock chopped off?

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>>41892928
>pedigree? what?

>>41892928
Lose some weight fat bitch.
Look at that man gut jesus

>>41893042
welcome to uncanny valley

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>>41892982

I would lick her clit dick

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>Isn't it crazy that they don't serve these at the movies? Hey, let's catch a show together and smuggle them in.

>>41892928
I need pipes like that, holy fuck.

Mirin'. Nice thighs, too. Would fuck without hesitation.

">hey, are you shopping?"

put me in the cap lads

>>41893042
How come she have bigger arms than him?

If she skipped every other arms and shoulders day she'd be a full 10

>>41892928
Fuck yeah crab rangoons
>ignore the shitstain trying to nab my crab

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>>41892928
>hey, you like chicken nuggets too? or is it for a "friend"
then i wink
thats how you get laid gentlemen

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>>41892982

>>41894227
She doesn't.

>>41892928
take it from her, tell her it's mine now. then flex a 'cep like a boss

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>>41894110
>your local kinoplex doesn't have crab legs
Bet they have a no anvil policy too.

keking at your life

>>41893034
I always imagined a large mixing bowl full of boiled eggs.

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>>41892982

>>41892956
yare yare daze...

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>>41892928
ideally step in front of her and bend to reach for the product, while looking back sheepishly yet seductively.

realistically say nothing, quickly grab what item, dare to look at her, make awkward half smile if she looks, then speed walk away

>>41894828
Me too

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>>41892928
>stand next to her looking at the eggs as well
So, how do you like yours? Fertilized?

>>41893034

What the fuck.
She looks like a slave...

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>>41892982

>>41894227
>i am legally blind.

>>41892928
Hey are you buying food?

>>41894964
>>41894964
>>41894964
so good

>>41892928
>Flinstones vitamins, huh? Really neat stuff! I've got some back home if you wanna get dinner later! :)
Its really not that hard, lads. Just try not to be autistic

>you're doing gomad too, huh?

>>41892928
I ask her if I can grab my food without her camera guy taking my picture.

>>41893115
underrated post

>>41892928
What the hell is ice cream doing out of the freezer?