Mirin thread

I've had women do this to me a lot (above average face), chad jaw etc. I'm too autistic to respond though, not to mention most of the women who do it already have BF's/husbands.

So what do I think she means by it? I just think the women imagine having sex with you for a few seconds and then reality kicks back in that they're women and are supposed to wait for you to ask them if you want to fug.

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Anyone got mires from milfs? Pls, I need motyvation, milfs are one of the reasons im lifting for

>>41890717
She's ESL and put him in the spot because she couldn't answer the question properly. That look is her feeling bad about it. Watch the video.

>>41890743
/thread

>>41891270
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjWXju24sw3j9Xeam7LEkiw/videos

>>41891300
English second language?

>>41891337
Extra slimey labia, typically happens when girls get too wet around alpha males

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>>41891398
KEK have an ass

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>>41890717
>that shirt

>your dicks pretty thick
made my week

>>41891513
Unimpressive ass. Mine is way better.

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>>41890717

>>41891270
>manager at work is an English milf with huge tits
>pretty sure she's mirin'
>don't know if there's anyway to try and fug without losing my job

>>41891823
do it anyway

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>>41891270
I've posted this story once, it happened about 3-4 weekends ago now
>I went to my usual bar, drank a couple beers the usual
>went out on the patio to smoke a cig pls no bully
>when I came back in there was an 8/10 milf, her dad bod husband, and their 11/10 swimsuit model tier mid-20's daughter sitting at the bar
>i was tipsy so I sat down next to the mom in the hopes of winning her over a little so I could hit on the daughter
>but the mom was tipsy too and incredibly friendly asking me questions about the area and where I've lived and places we've both been and her youth and etc. etc.
>the hot daughter even tried to get into the conversation a couple times like she was jealous I wasn't giving her the attention but I couldn't be bothered
>it just went on and on, no awkward silences, staring into each others eyes while talking and she was grabbing my flexed 'cep when she laughed and flipping her hair
>all while the dad and daughter were just sitting there like wtf is going on right now
>finally it started winding down and we both realized there wasn't much else we could do with the situation so they paid their tab and said their goodbyes

With everything I've read about how older people swing and everything I really think the husband wouldn't have had a choice but to let me fuck her if their daughter wasn't there

They looked like left two on pic related except the mom had a skinnier nose

>>41892167
1f 2m 3k

>>41890717 isn't she married?

Not a mire but a question
im an ex fat neet so i lost a lot of my social skills. haven't tried approaching girls yet but can someone red pill me on eye contact.
if im walking around a store and make eye contact with girl and she doesnt look away for 2-3 seconds is this good, need a chads help.

>>41892323
It's 2017 anon. Cuckolding is in.

>>41890717
he's 1,83 m manlet. Turn on the voice, he is not daydreaming about fuging him but is reacting to what is he saying about their work, also bitch is married to some jewish milionaire.

>>41893110
Yes. Read RSD or some PUA material.

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>>41892167
>I really think the husband wouldn't have had a choice but to let me fuck her
Ok

>>41891772
Is there anything he cant do brehs?

>>41891772
>Those girls weren't plants

>>41891739
>>>41891513
>Unimpressive ass. Mine is way better.

I believe you

>>41893205
What's rsd

>>41893551
Effectively govern, tell the truth, win the majority of voters, use words longer than a syllable, read a map, reveal tax returns...

Today one of my highschool male friends said i was really big.

>>41893676
For some women, power is everything.

>>41890717
she's kinda ugly
hideous by hollywood standards

>>41893988

oh shit the swole left is here. hide your women!

>>41894069
'no'

>>41891337
>>41891300
These are the same person

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>>41890717
>be me going to forest with mate to run
>notice pull up bar at forest entrance
>start pumping out pull ups
>when approaching the pull up bar a desert-qt and some old hag, presumably her mother walks by and pass me
>get done with pull ups and turn around
>desert-qt keeps walking while having hear head twisted around 180 degrees staring me down while her old friend is mumbling something.

I guess it's a start

>>41891300
proofs?

>>41893988
You sound fat

>>41895227
"i didn't know there was a pull up bar out here, mom do you see that?"

>be me at the gym
>lifting 20s by the dumbell racks
>rockyourbody.mp3 by justin timberlake playing
>fucken favorite song for som fucken reason
>singing along
>not lifting cuz the song has me in a trance
>some bitch comes up 2 me
>hi can i use the-
>no as i say before she finishes her stupid sentence
>...ok as she walks away
>fucken grin like the fuckne grinch
>Every1 staring at me miring on how fucken alpha i handled the situation
fucken punks know now not to fuck with me

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>>41890717
>bunch of extended family in town for a get together at the beach
>hanging out with family one morning
>Take me shirt off and go into water
>hear one older cousin ask one of my parents if I have a gf

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Also I have some older women mire me at the YMCA sometimes

I get the usual, youre buff or big, had some lesbian friends say my arms are sexy, and girls just looking at me. Nothing crazy unfortunately. And only 16in arms.

>>41897214

"all I see is a little bitch who halfasses his pullups"

>company picnic
>come across a venice beach themed photo booth with volunteer co-worker "body-builder/models"
>take a picture with them
>milf "model" is behind me and says "sun's out so guns out" and lifts up the sleeves of my shirt
>"oh wow, why would you hide these arms?"
>feel her boobs smush into my back as she presses up on me for the photo

>at campus boba tea after workout
>two girls in scrubs at a table by counter
>notice one girl with her phone pointed my direction when I was ordering
>i pretend I don't notice
>get my order and walking out
>see the girl with the phone leaning over to show her friend her phone screen
>its a picture of me

>at school gym alone in the free weights section
>girl in sports bra and yoga pants goes to the barbell weights rack directly in front of me and starts stretching
>full view of ass and titties throughout stretches
>notice nipples through bra
>i go full autism and walk away to refill my water bottle
>notice her gaze following me as I walk past her

>>41898115
If she's hot and not mentally insane, go for it. It will be the best either of you will ever have. It always is.

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LEND ME YOUR MIRES

>>41890717
she is a jewess so her mires are but tools to ensnare you and trick you into race mixing

>>41899173
Sign me up

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>>41893988
>muh popular voteeeee! It was her turn!!
Anon is a mess.
Anon is a big, fat mistake

>>41899209
Anon, Trump was put into office.
He didn't win the election.

>>41899218
>How Trump won but didn't actually win
t. Huffingpaintpost

>>41899232
Dude...stop.
We all fucking know what's going on.
It's time to stop pretending that trump won some great victory for the anti sjw conservative anti big government team.
It's a lie.
A farce.

>>41899259
>won some great victory for the anti sjw conservative anti big government team.
Literally nobody said that, I simply stated he won. Yes he is a little left-leaning and big-government for my tastes but he's still been alright.

>>41899272
...
idiot.
Go away now.
I'm bored of you.

>>41899284
Wew lad you convinced me, I hate Trump now

>>41899439
Dude, I don't give a single solitary fancy flying fuck what you think of the guy. He's been placed into office.
That's what I'm saying.

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>>41899439
she always wins amirite

>go to gym for a year
>make a break, then stop going to gym completely for 6 month
>apparently my hormones were slightly fucked by doing so, get minor case of gyno, only noticed when I did a check up at a hospital
>graduating from university
>getting my robe
>qt girl is handing robes out
>live in asian country where 90% of population is chinese skeletons
>"Wow, this looks like it was made for you... It really looks good on guys with muscles, right Stacie?"
>when I leave she says something similar, like "This robe looks really good on a strong guy like you"
I thought women miring like that was a meme, it feels so good bros. I gotta start going to gym again.

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>>41890717
>2017
>getting mired by an Israeli Jew
Not even worth it

>>41899284
U discuss like a girl

>>41891270

>22
>helping my sister at her work
>tall blond milf with huge ass and nice tits comes in
>she works with my sister
>eventually comes over to me just to introduce herself, have a quick chat
>leave about lunch to return to my actual job
>milf goes up to my sister and asks about me
> tells her how nervous i made her and how embaressed she felt because i was so good looking
>sister tells me milf's ex is same height build and skin tone as me

If i wasnt with my gf i would've gone for her not only because older women are my thing but also to see my sisters reaction

>>41891772
>implying they weren't miring Barron behind the camera

>>41893551
not be a fat fuck

>>41890717
is this a thinly veiled "it's all about the face" thread?

>>41900630
Pine was in pretty good shape in the movie though

Grills were hollering during the bath scene

>>41899284
autism

>>41899473
delusional

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>>41899284
kys my friend.

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>>41894991

>>41890717
That was staged

She has a husband and kids

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>>41898205

>>41899284
Pathetic.

>>41899068
Haven't you heard the stories of being outcast from your family? If this guy has any sort of decent relationship with them he shouldn't.

She wasn't mirin. She fucked up answering a question and passed it off to him expecting him to also have a hard time and he answered it very simply and made her look dumb.

>>41890717
>Be at work
>explaining how some gaming equipment works to some customers
>average Asian girl pulling out her phone and obviously recording me or snapchatting me or instagramming or whatever the hell
>I am literally two feet in front of this group of 7 people
>continue on with my explanation

What did she mean by this? Im guessing it was some Snapchat thing or Instagram thing, but it was awkward and intrusive. Like creepy.

Also beach mites everywhere.

>be swimming in beach, getting that there resistance swimming as opposed to normal lap swimming in a controlled pool
>walk past sunbathing pale qt. Visibly lifts her head to look at me walking by.

W-was she just being cautious?

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>>41899284

>>41902401
>implying any big budget movie interviews are staged and not totally random and spontaneous

>>41902817
>W-was she just being cautious?
/fit/

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>>41899284
Spoken like a true Tumblrina.

Please kys

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I got mired yesterday, but I fucked it up as usual.#

>be at friends party
>lots more females than males
>finish my drink
>walk to get a refill
>three girls pull me over after seeing me down a naggin of vodka
>"Wow, a heavyweight drinker who also lifts heavy weights"
>she starts to touch my arm
>realise that she's flirting with me
>"Haha, thanks, well I'm going to refill my drink now, bye."
>don't talk to her again all night
>go home and smash my face against a wall
>be me now
>my face is sore

>>41903729
That's alpha as fuck

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>>41902288

>>41890717
This one cashier smiled at me once.

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>>41903814
>Giving a shit about your country and giving a shit about your body are correlated
>Working hard to improve both are also correlated

Never could've figured that one out.

>>41899068
I might be thirsty, but I'm no where near that thirsty anon

>>41892167

>have golden opportunity to smash daughter but dont
>instead keep talking to the mom you know you won't be able to do anything with because her fucking husband and daughter are right next to her

you're retarded

>>41903814
>the concept of strength is oppressive
>it implies some are physically more superior than others

top kek brah

>>41891270
Got u phamm

>after work party last Tuesday
>work at university, only 3 months till next job starts
>everyone knows this so no hard feelings
>everyone getting drunk at my house after bar hopping
>about 10 people there
>one milf, 31
>not particularly miring through the night, but just being friendly and conversational
>progresses by playing that handheld electronic "categories" game or whatever
>I lose the first round
>"okay now take your shirt off since you lost" -milf
>lolherewego.mov
>throw off shirt and get a couple "holy shit"'s
>laugh and put it back on after a couple minutes
>didn't flex a 'cep so I could have done better
>everyone going to sleep on the couches, not particularly watching who's where
>go to my room
>my bed looks lumpy
>oh it's just a woman
>"I've been waiting for you to show up"

Just reminded me that older women just don't play the games that the 21-22's do, whether it's because they're more confident in their wants or they just don't give a shit. Every time I've fucked a milf it's been when I've just been calm and "professional," not slobbering over them. I think they dig that shit more than the overt flirting. Either way they're damaged and undateable, so no harm no foul.

>>41899284
Pay attention to this post, this is how VAGINAS talk online.

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>>41899284
Fuck off back to your ben and Jerry's and go REEEEEEEEEEEE on tumblr

>>41903858
solving an immediate, physical "reps" problem is easier than solving a far-off, abstract "inequality" problem

so what kind of DYEL actionlet would put off the 1st to focus on the 2nd?

>girl looks at me and smiles
>p-p-p-p-p-panic

>>41903754
maybe by /fit/ 's definiton of alpha, the real world works differently though

>>41891307
Lol what sort of weird metal detector titmonster fetish channel is this

>every shirt super low cut
>just running around the fucking woods
>I think it's a nazi bottle cap
>lol I dunno, do you?
>continue to find old shells
>what caliber is that, I dunno
>more "I dunno, do you?"

This is fucking hilarious

>>41899068
is this true? i have a ridiculously hot thicc 18 year cousin who is always giving me those eyes and smiling and once she asked her dad if i could give her a lift home from a family event. she is so nice and just goes to church and hangs out with her mum too.

>>41899482
Fucking hell Theresa May only held his hand.

>>41903949
M8 you're not getting it. (Fragile) male masculinity needs to be stopped because it has oppressed women, POC's, LGBTQ+ bodies for generations. It's high time we acknowledge that we need to #resist the fascists

>>41904119
I was arguing with someone the other day about terrorism, and I said "What would you say most terrorists recently have in common?" And the answer of course is "That they're muslim."
However, this lady says something like "They're all men, and it's because of toxic masculinity."

Anyway I cut her head off for disrespecting me afterwards, but it was still a really stupid argument.

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>at coffee shop
>order food and coffee
>sit down
>qt at table near me locks eyes with me
>she's there doing some sort of interview with numales dressed in their trendy hipster work clothes
>she keeps looking at me
>interviewer turns around and looks at me to see what she keeps looking at
>she continues to throw mires my way while I eat.

Felt good bros. 32 and I still got it

>>41904152
I can't stand when I can can hear a woman talking through her hijab, like she believes that such a right would belong to her. Absolutely haram.

>>41904119
*does a set*
u wot m8?

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>work in hospital
>in the ER
>admitting patient, have to get vitals
>as I wrap the blood pressure cuff around her arm, qt3.14 says MY arms are way big
>asks if she can touch me
>doesn't wait for an answer
>swolested by qt3.14
>watch her heart rate and BP go up on the monitor as I lock eyes with her and gently place my hand on hers to remove it
>tfw physiologically medically documented mire

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>>41904810
>tfw physiologically medically documented mire

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>>41904810
>physiologically medically documented mire
Fucking lol

>>41891270
>sitting on bench resting between sets
>late 30s cardio buddy comes over and waves to get my attention (i have headphones on)
>take off headphones
>asks if i can unhook the smith machine bar for her because it is locked in the highest position
>go over and do it
>she smiles and says she was lucky there was tall guy around to help her
>tfw 5'11" king of the manlets
>"oh-okay, no problem"
>put headphones back on
>finish workout and make sure to never look in her general direction

>>41904810

dude are you me

>tech in ER
>nurse from upstairs comes down, heart palps and dizzy
>admitted, another tech handles her
>pop my head in for some orthostatic vitals, her husband is in the room
>google it if you dont know
>when i sit her up (which requires me to place my hand on her back and help her around since she's still dizzy) her heart rate goes from 80 to 120
>she looks nervous
>look at monitor
>she knows that i know she just had a spike
>stand her up
>now at 130
>nurse comes in to follow up
>"that's weird look at her pulse"
>slip out of room

poor guy had no clue

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>>41899259

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>throwing houseparty
>it´s warm so everybody is sitting outside
>around 1am, people are slightly drunk and decide it´s pool time
>timeforliftingtopayoff.jpeg
>jump into pool nude
>exit pool, wrap a towel around small peenor and join the rest of the people sitting around
>"holy shit did you start working out?" "flex your pecs anon!"
>qts took pictures and asked me to do poses
>felt pretty good that night

i´ve been lifting for 1,5 years and now constantly get remarks from friends that i look good. it also seems way easier picking up chicks when fit, almost had a threesome with 2 qt lesbians last weekend.
we´re all gonna make it brahs

>>41904810
think this is probably the greatest mire of all time

>>41893988
>win the majority of voters,
Nobody won the majority of votes thanks to Aleppo Man and Stein sapping away votes.
Trump did win the majority of the states and congressional districts and that's why he's president.
It's nice to know there are still fresh tears I can drink from this.

>>41902288
I think you mean the swolecialists

>>41905337
That's so retarded they might actually start using. Please don't give them anymore ideas ;-;

>>41898998
how the fuck swole are you that bitches take pictures. seriously post pics

>>41899272
>left-leaning
You fucking retarded MAGA chud. Go read a diversity of political opinions. Neocon/neolib is not left-leaning by any standards, in any world

>>41905387
Gettign into another political discussion on a /fit/ thread
Not that guy but you better not be the same retard I was just arguing with in the fat hate/ motivation thread.

>You fucking retarded MAGA chud
Your style of argument seems to imply you are though.

>>41902275
Yes, everything is a conspiracy from the left. It's not that Trump is a failure or that neolibs and neocons are the ultimate cucks

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>at music festival getting some whiskey and redbull
>girl pushes her friend into me
>she says sorry and introduces herself
>tell her my name
>she asks me what im drinking
>tell her and ask her if she wants some
>she says no
>just go back to my friends

>>41905415
>Not that guy but you better not be the same retard I was just arguing with in the fat hate/ motivation thread.

not me

And you think my style of argument seems to imply I'm a MAGA chud when I'm the one telling you it's completely ignorant to think that Trump is left-leaning? At best, Trump is acting like a centrist neocon

>>41893177
and craves white alpha cock. Disgusting
>>41891337
That didn't really look like embarrassment. I mean she looked embarrassed when she realized that just a moment ago she was taking his clothes off with her gaze

>>41905350
Too late--It's already in use.

Also, there's "swoletariat"

>>41894069
solid 7 in real world. That's nto ugly

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>>41890717
She looks at him like that because he has a massive junk and probably tapped that

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>>41905483
... bruh

>>41891270
Same I work in an office building of over 80% women and there are so many milfs there including this super hot 58 (yes 58) year old plus a bunch of 40+

24 btw

>>41893676
They don't look green to me

>>41898998

>pic of you
>captioned "look at this pathetic virgin lmao"
>posted to story

Good job anon

A few girls have complimented me on my physique recently, but that hasn't really made me fell better, since I still see myself as DYEL in front of the mirror. I really wish I knew how to take a compliment without looking like a sperg.

>>41904810
I am trying not to fucking laugh at work but anon you are making it so hard

>>41905499
I got a boner

>>41902817
>beach mites
God I fucking hate beach mites.

>2015
>First time looking ripped since high school
>Bring my towel (a 600gsm bamboo towel) and a book to read as I sunbath for after I swim
>Go swimming, hang out with a friend and we go hit on beach qts
>Me and one girl hit it off, friendo leaves
>Girl and I roughhouse in the water
>At this point I'm just throwing her around while she can't resist
>Finally get tired
>Ask if she wants to go make out somewhere on the beach
>Grab my towel so we can lay on it
>Beach mites have eaten away the fibers on my towel so it went from being 600gsm to barely 400gsm
>Girl is disgusted by my low quality towel, calls me a creep and leaves
>Well, at least I have my book to read
>They also ate the glue that bound my book to its spine
>Fucking beach mites

>>41905461
>not me
Thank God.

And I mean, I agree. Pretty much everything he's done so far has implied that. A lot of people thought he was gonna be the next Hitler or something, which I find amusing as fuck in retrospect.

>>41905475
That's fucking embarrassing.

>>41899774

>implying you wouldn't drag your dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie

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>>41905684
>girl is disgusted by my low-quality towel, calls me a creep and leaves

>>41899284
Ahahahahhahahah you are fucking nu male and probably fat or swole left

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>>41899284

>>41903931
So long as you strap it up I guess it's okay.

>>41905197
>almost had a threesome with 2 qt lesbians last weekend.
>>almost

You idiots, she jumbled up her words and she told Chris to take over the story she was telling.

>>41906640
>damage control

>>41891270
milfs are the only people I get mires from.

Disturbingly so

>>41905460

you at glasto bruh?

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>>41905684

kek

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>>41906834

>>41899284
SAD!

>>41906834
>Tfw this is my bone structure
Hold me tight bros

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>blessed with being born taller than your whole family
>have tiny ass bones with a 6 in wrist
Why must it be like this

>>41902288
>man tits
>neck beard hiding double chin
nice try kiddo

>>41907351
It's not the worst

>>41903814
Is this picutre implying that news orgs treated Taleb's twitter "study" as a scientific study? If so holy shit they're retarded.

Nassim's brilliant.

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>>41904810
>tfw physiologically medically documented mire

oooo I am laffin

>>41899284
This is a female

>>41906834
Are his hands really that big or is it just the perspective?

>>41890717
She's pining for him...

>>41891270
Wish I didn't fuck your Mom 'cause you're such a beta

>>41899284
Good try but you're still fucking retarded

You fags want to get 'mires, but instead of that I give people 'mires, as well as get them. I don't care about anyone's physical definition, if they're a human bean and look at me a certain way it's a mire, but it's not for satisfaction. At least I can flirt with girls and it works. That's better than mires

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>>41899284
woman or underage

or both

>>41899284
Bahahahaha!!!!

>>41893988
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING DRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUMMMMMPPPPPPFFFFF

>>41899284
C H R I S T L A D S
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>>41893551
Go 2 weeks without golfing, stop eating fast food, see Ivanka or Milania naked, stay off twitter for 5 days, understand NATO, stop sucking Putin's cock, balance a budget, pitch an infrastructure plan, turn off fox news, go to a briefing, talk with the press, find a good tupee, get his suits tailored, stick to his campaign promises,

We should've gone with John Kaisuch lads

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This happened to me last Tuesday

>be me
>there is this girl at the gym I always wanted to ask out
>been talking to hear for a couple of months now
>facebook, whatsapp, you name it
>I was talking with one of the trainers of the gym, he is one of the lads
>he tells me I should squat or do leg press when she is around to "impress her"
>she was currently at the second floor doing cardio but was going to come down after a while
>she is here
>decide to do leg press because of the number of plates
>9pl8s
>LIGHTWEIGHT BABY
>see she is talking with a girlfriend of hers
>doing legpress and then I overhear them talking
>her gf: "OMG look at that guy, he must have very strong legs"
>girl I like: "Yeah, his name is Anon, but I think that's kinda gross, it freaks me out how much he lifts, like, lol, he is going to break something, those meat heads are weird, but he is a nice guy, tho"
>my soul at that moment

>>41899209
I'm glad she lost but is this really the new Republican party? Flabby old mcDouble chin and all? I want to be patriotic but I can't get behind this dude. 0 fucking discipline.

>>41899272
He used to be left leaning, but not so much anymore

>>41899284
Mate, what the fuck is wrong with you

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>be me
>go to college with girl visiting from Madrid
>meet her on a trip to Canada with a club we're both in
>first night goes well we talk a lot and I make her laugh
>second night we do not see each other much
third night I semi-drunk autistically hit on her
>my autism convinces me that she rejected me and wasn't interested
>months later
>look at Instagram post of a video we're both in
>staring longingly at me from behind and looks away quickly when I start looking forward and might have been able to see her
>video was taken 2 months after the Canada trip where I gave up

FUUAAARRRK

>>41903931
>31
>milf

>>41906834
shoo shoo

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>>41899284
takins bets lads, is it
>reddit
>women
>tumblr
>underage

>>41909960
>I-I'll break your v-vagina

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>>41904810
nice job anon

>>41905415
Ehh the dems shafted Bernie pretty hard. Trump is a fuck face but the left is crooked too

>>41909123
Not sure what you're getting at anon... Is bretty fucking good to have others notice your work and react.

>>41899284
>Exposed

>>41893988
haha, hitler himself mocks your salt.

stay buttmad

>>41899284
10/10 snagged some chumps.

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>>41899284
>women
lmfao!!

>showing my boss someting on the conputer,
>grab her my the mouse,
>she gives my arm a few strokes with her finger

Halp, I fear she may use her position to take advantage of me

>>41910542
Is she hot?

>>41910542
If she's good looking then go ahead and fuck her tbqh my dude. I had sex with my boss at my job in college. Quit a few months later though as there's no possible way I can respect someone's authority after spitting in their mouth.

>>41904035
literally same thought

>>41906627
well i only fucked one of them. the other one fucked some other dude but initially we agreed on a threesome. they were pretty open with their relationsship lol

>>41899284
L O N D O N
O
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D
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>School teacher
>Working summer school
>Pool day
>Student says he thinks I'm 'about twenty-six'
>I'm 34

And

>Garage gym
>The middle aged women in the neighborhood noticeably slow down and peek inside when I'm working out

>>41910945
>>The middle aged women in the neighborhood
More like middle age men who want to screw you

no homo

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>>41892323
>women stop feeling sexual attraction when they get married

>get mires from teenage girls in the street train and bus
>feel awkward because I still look like a disgusting slob without shirt
>socially retarded as well
>look out of the window and act like I don't notice the mires

>>41899284
fucking roasted cunt

>>41908090

Taleb's study has a p<0.00007. You only need p<0.05 to get published in most journals.

He has shown how statistically significant his study is and how unlikely it is to be due to coincidence that gymrats are right wing and cardiobois are lefties

>>41902288

here is the swole left training for class war:
https://vimeo.com/222114690

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>>41909934

lefties REALLY want him to stop using twitter dont they? It must SUCK to have worked decades towards taking taking complete control of the media only to find technology has adapted and there are ways politicians can talk directly to the public without democrat PR department twisting their words

>>41903814
Post the one about how intelligence negatively correlates with right-wing tendencies too :^)

>>41902817
>>average Asian girl pulling out her phone and obviously recording me or snapchatting me or instagramming or whatever the hell
man, I have an acquaintance that randomly puts people in his snapchats without warning - it's so fucking weird and intrusive. Trend needs to die hard.

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>>41911342
>unironically posting the_donald

>>41909960
Hey retard she likes you

The fact that you havent askes her out yet means, to her, that you rejected her

Her saying that to her friend was just an obvious cope

Also dont leg press like that or you will be that guy who gets flamingo legs

>go out to gay club to celebrate a friends birthday
>am straight man, so no expectations of picking up or anything, just going to have fun
>friends hadn't arrived yet
>within 5 minutes of being there a chick is trying to pick me up
>said I looked cute and awkward
>fast forward 3 hours later
>everyone's wasted
>she's grabbing my ass, saying I have a tight butt and would be good in a fight, saying she's jealous of my eye lashes
>feel her up and get her number
>leave with friends

such a confusing night for a sperg like me

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>>41891270
>New Years Eve
>at work trying to get that holiday pay
>milf walks in
>grabs some stella and approaches the counter
>bites her lip
>I looove your shirt
>oh thanks
>I'll pay you for it, how's $100 sound?
>uhhh...
>but, you have to take it off in front of me
>winks at me
>I could lose my job stripping on the clock and I don't have another shirt with me.
>oh come on, how about this, we'll trade shirts!
>smirks at me and starts unbuttoning her shirt
>mfw
>her friend comes in and drags her away
>s-sorry about that she's drunk!

>>41911458
>tfw chicks invade your gay club
Fucking get out normies, worst of all is bridal showers though

>there's this cardiobunny qt that works at the gym bar (they serve protein shakes and health food and shit)
>we sometimes look at eachother but i just stare blankly with no reaction because i'm in the middle of working out (also i can't see very well, also autism because of /fit/)
>few months like this
>i go shopping one night
>she passes by me while i'm taking a shopping basket
>she says "hi"
>i drop my spaghetti and get the basket tangled in some shit
>by the time i'm done looking like a retard she's already gone
>couple days later we look at eachother in the gym again
>i'm sperg-staring as usual
>she suddenly sticks her tongue out at me
>i smile
>she smiles
w-we're all gonna m-make it right lads?

i actually pretty aesthetic and have a solid 9/10 gf, and she's only a 7, still makes me be autistic for some reason

>>41911490
I don't blame you - most of my gay friends fucking hate fruitflys/faghags with a passion. They just want to bro out with other men and these chicks are invading their space looking for a glorified pet

>>41911398
>those people
Jesus Christ

>>41890717
honestly she's a whore he's not attractive and Israelites are notorious fuckers

>Meet girl from work
>Hang out with her, she lives literally next door
>Eventually we fuck
>She told me she had a boyfriend but would end the relationship due to long distance so idgaf
>She doesn't want a relationship but she doesn't stop my advances so we keep having sex
>Tells me that she isn't over her ex she needs more time and she met me at a weird point of her life thus we can't be together
>Tells me that i need to find another girl
>She also tells me that she met a guy and they will go out
>I tell her that it's some bullshit that i was with her for 6 months with her telling me she isn't ready for a relationship just to go out with some random guy
>Eventually she grows more distant, stops calling me over, and now she doesn't even talk to me.

I normally wouldn't care but the fact that we had sex doesn't let me mind comprehend that i've been friendzoned. And also she lives next door so i dread for the day she'll bring another guy over and i'll listen to her have sex.

What can i do, i'm constantly angry about this shit.

>>41891270
i'm 70% sure my ex-gf's mom would have fucked me. She once said she met a very hot guy at the mall that made her have bad toughts and looked just like me. After i broke up with my ex we remained in good terms and my ex told me her mom told her she saw me (after i started lifting) in a bar and said i got better looking and had great shoulders and that she missed me.

>>41909960
Months of talking, not making a move
Never gonna make it

>>41890717
>work in catering
>there's a bunch of italians over learning english with a language school
>they come in every day for breakfast lunch and dinner(part of their course)
>Lots of youngish ones, but some hot older ones too
>Serving food yesterday evening
>all the girls are coming over and smiling at me a lot
>tfw they can barely speak english
mamma mia bros

>>41893988
>win the majority of voters

Illegals don't count, anon

>>41911458
Are you sure she doesn't have a benis?

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>>41899284

>>41911561
You were friends with benefits, sounds like she tried to make that clear.

>>41891772
Trump is the ultimate alpha male. Truely the biggest silver back in the jungle.

>>41911604
I wonder if those young girls say, in broken english

>"I HOPA HE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI"

>>41911561
She's kinda psycho m8

>>41911317
Are you trolling or do you just not understand statistics?

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>>41905684
chuckled

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>>41909960
>months
wtf are you doing anon...

>>41899284
wtf I hate drumpf now

>>41899284
*teleports behind you*

>>41911619
oh trust me, if she had a penis I would have felt it.

>>41911706
can italians even say anything else?

>>41909960
Damn famalamb, I feel your pain. How to get to the point of being too strong for a grill and they immediately think youre a meat head so your lifts now cockblock you....

>>41911706
Kek

>>41911561
Typical women behavior. She didn't want to be with you because you seemed desperate, or at least in her eyes. If you don't have options girls will smell it on you. I'm not super fit or attractive but hanging out with girls just makes more girls want to be around me.

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>>41892167
>I really think the husband wouldn't have had a choice but to let me fuck her if their daughter wasn't there
What kind of fucked up train of thought lead you to this conclusion?

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>>41911794
>>41911443
>>41911601
I said COUPLE of months, as in two, less than that even. The first time I talked to her was at the end of April, this national holiday in my country, it was like 7 am and there were only us and like 3 old ladies at the gym (it was Friday so everybody with friends and the such was at the beach).

>be me
>like I said, basically alone at the gym
>doing squat
>3pl8 lmao
>she was doing something
>she comes right at me after I finished the reps
>"Hi, Anon, wow, you lift a lot! Did you use to do crossfit?"
>the fuck
>why is this girl talking to me?
>lol crossfit
>shit I can't laugh, this isn't fit
>shit, what do I say?
>I can't reply with some joke from fit
>fuck, this is getting weird, Im not saying anything
>what did she say that about crossfit?
>it took me off guard, fuck
>come on faggot, say something, you are looking like an idiot
>"... N-no..."
>turn to the squat rack and start doing squats again

It took me like 2 weeks to talk to her again and ask for her name

>>41911372
My sister does this shit all the time. I get that I'm probably mildly entertaining, but most of the time it's just out of nowhere and I'm not even saying or doing anything. I agree that it's not exactly annoying or anything, but it does feel like we're dragging everybody she's added on there into the moment when I don't remember deciding to spend time with them. Maybe I just don't believe in sharing everything mildly interesting I do, but it seems that every moment needs to be spent with a phone recording something.

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>>41909960
>couple of months now
Fucking really?

>>41912290
Man, if you take longer than maybe three weeks in the talking phase then she probably thinks you aren't interested and she'll try to move on.

>>41899284
I bet you workout at planet fitness.

>>41903855
She was just laughing at what was on your forehead you fag.

>>41905533
>super hot 58 year old

I doubt it.

>>41904810
Thats nice.

>>41905370
It's the concept or relative swoleness, or the relation to average. If non-lifters surround you, you're bound to look big, even if not.

>>41912685

Helen Mirren, amirite?

>>41891772
>>41893551
>>41893988
you guys all know he is right, Trump is a fucking trainwreck. all he has done so far was bad for the US and the whole world is laughing at you. I guess I have to thank you all for your stupidity setting you back years in several important areas like the energy sector. I dont mind my country being the leader of the free world now that the US has gone to shit.

>>41913262
>first President in a very long time that actually puts the citizens first
>u-uh guys d-drumph is an absolute train wreck

Fucking kill yourself you white knight cunt no girl will ever go out with you you kissless virgin faggot

>>41903931

It's because they've hit the wall and aren't biologically valuable anymore so theirs no reason to protect their womb.

Milfs are extremely easy.

>>41913284
>completely ignore climate change and set the US back years in the energy sector
>leak top secret intel to the russians
>destroy the healthcare system

yeah absolutely a man of the people I wonder what amazing things he will do in his next 100 days anon.

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>>41899284
>when you can't debate for shit

>>41911741

Explain how what I said is not true.

>>41913309
You are bound to be baiting. If not you're literally retarded

>unironically believing in climate change

I just don't believe in 2017 you still believe in that shit. B-but the data anon!! The scientists! Neck yourself.

>>41913367
why would you think I'm baiting ? it is obvious his healthcareplan is absolute shit and a million times worse for the poor people than Obamacare. it is a fact he leaked secret intel to the russians and almost all scientists agree that climatechange is infact real.

if you dont trust scientists, data and studies what the fuck do you trust then ? your train of thought seems very illogical to me.

>>41913367
Surely you should be worried anon, basements will be the first thing to flood.

>>41913309

>Doesn't waste literal billions to try to slow inevitable climate change by a tiny amount
>cooperates with partners against terrorist organization that enslaves, rapes and kills by the thousands
>thinks Obama's vision on healthcare is not the right way to go

Oh god what a horrible person!!

>>41913384
Please do yourself a favour and stop listening/reading the MSM. How often do they have to lie before you stop believing?

>leaked classified info to the Russians

Are you talking about not wanting planes to be blown up?
Answer this; do you believe Russia hacked the election? If you do there's literally no hope for you.

>>41913389
Very original! how did you come up with that one big boy?

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You what I don't mire at all? Fucking /pol/ discussions on /fit/

>>41913384
>almost all scientists agree that climatechange is infact real.

No shit retard. The debate is over man made climate change. The absolute hubris necessary to think us humans could actually control and revert climate change is beyond me. Climate has always been changing, in the past you could walk from Paris to London because the sea level was so much lower. To think we can control such powerful forces of nature is absolutely mental. Our time and resources are much better spend dealing with the effects of climate change than to try and fucking change the workings of nature itself. As a race we've always been good at adapting, trying to play God hasn't worked out nearly as well.

We could provide healthcare for all those poor people at a fraction of the cost of the Paris accords.

>>41913367
upvote

>>41913486
>No shit retard. The debate is over man made climate change
Yes. That's what the majority of scientists support. Those who don't generally have economic ties to companies who would lose out if we swapped over to alternative fuels.

The whole debate is just so painfully transparent.

>>41912290
Jesus Christ dude, who are you, fucking George Michael with this reaction time?

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>>41898067

8/10

>>41913434
>Answer this; do you believe Russia hacked the election?

I dont know if they did but it would be reasonable to assume they probably tried

>>41913547

>False appeal to authority

Being a scientist does not mean you are in any way authoritative in the field of climate sciences.
Those that are have economic ties to institutes that would lose out on massive subsidies if they published research suggesting we shouldn't spend billions trying to slow climate change.

>>41913585
so what is more likely

>90%+ of scientists in this field are all paid by institutes that benefit from climate change and not a single one outside that circle has provided actual prove against their research

or

>your completely unscientific feeling that climate is made by god and mankind cant change it

well that's gotta be a close one anon.

>>41913727

You're the one who opened the door to my argument by claiming that financial affiliation makes published work unreliable. I simply retorted that 100% of scientists on your side rely financially on climate change being both man made and reversible.

It is an objective scientific fact that climate changes on its own accord without human interference. Scientists on your side of the fence also agree with me on this. Or do you think it was prehistoric man that made the sea rise by burning too many wood fires?

At the end of the day, you would waste massive amounts of resources to slightly slow down the process of climate change, instead of simply spending a fraction of that money to help us cope with the effects of climate change.

>>41913727


btw all those scientists also agreed with Al Gore that the north pole would be gone by 2013, yet its still here. It would appear that scientific consensus in the field does not necessarily translate to the infallible truth.

>>41913783
>>41913814
I am not denying that climate change does occur naturally but that doesnt mean it isnt drastically impacted by mankinds burning of fossil fuels and release of CO2. And I doubt a majority of scientists really made such a bogus claim that the north pole would be gone by 2013.

And even if, for whatever reason, all the scientsits are wrong or paid that still doesnt make it a good thing Trump opted out of the Paris agreement and is pushing coal. Look at China and all the smog down there, do you really think it doesnt have a negative impact on the environment to rely on fossil fuels and coal ? also we are gonna run out of fossil fuels sooner than we might think and we NEED an alternative so there is yet another reason to make the switch rather sooner than later.

when we come to the economic part there are way more jobs in the US tied to renewable energies than there are tied to coal so even in that aspect it's a bad decision.

I guess on climate change we have to agree to disagree here but there are factors outside of that that show that Trumps decision was bad for the US.

>>41913783
>You're the one who opened the door to my argument by claiming that financial affiliation makes published work unreliable.
Different poster anon. I'm hardly educated on the topic but I apply Occam's Razor to the situation.

Either 90+% of scientists are paid shilled. Or the minority of skeptics with explicit ties to oil companies and whatnot are.

>It is an objective scientific fact that climate changes on its own accord without human interference.
And trees fall without human inference. This does not mean humans are incapable of deforestation. This line of thinking makes no sense.

>>41908965
He's tall but really skinny. His hands are pretty big.

>>41891772
nice way to derail the thread retard
why do americans have to ruin everything?
that webm isn't even relevant, the girl in black is looking directly at the camera and the other too are not mirin, they're just hyped.

>>41898067
I don't blame you m8 that song is pretty based.

>>41913849
>Either 90+% of scientists are paid shilled

Not so much paid shills but rather people who work in an environment where they would get ostracized for arguing against heavy investments in slowing or reversing climate change, and where they get financially rewarded for arguing for such investments. I do not believe in a big conspiracy of climate scientists lying to everyone, but I do believe they function in an environment that hinders objectivity.
More fundamentally, I object to the use of Occam's Razor to claim that the majority is always right.

>This line of thinking makes no sense.

I do not argue that man does not influence the climate. I (possibly erroneously) interpreted your post as claiming climate changes only by human causes, and thus tried to refute that. Specifically my point is that man's influence on the climate is negligible compared to the natural effects, and to try and influence this process is a futile waste of resources.

>>41913845

Smog is a result of heavy traffic (with no emission laws) in megacities, not coal mining.

Making a switch to renewable energy later rather than sooner means its cheaper, as the technology for renewable fuels gets better and cheaper by the year.

Those jobs are funded by US subsidies. Hardly a sustainable economic model.

>>41913814
CHECKMATE ATHIESTS

>>41893988
10/10, you know it's effective when only one of your claims is disputed (electoral college victory, fair enough) and people can't address everything else.

>inb4 some /pol/-tier comment about CTR, shills, MAGA, SAD!, build the wall, illegals, jews, muslims, tumblr, sjw, cucks, Kek, etc

>>41913973

In what sense does he govern less effectively than other presidents in comparable situations? In what sense does he lie more or less often that other politicians? muh majority vote even though we've used this system since forever! Objectively he has used words longer than one syllable. Objectively he knows how to read maps. I'll give you this one.

caption: Mere Largo, could be trump saying Mar a Lago

>>41899284
Are you french?

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>>41905684

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>>41899284
Bitch nigga

>>41912937
can confirm
14" arms here
i'm bigger than 95% of my coworkers and usually get complimented.

>>41911472
Nice.
I lift in hopes that this will someday happen to me.

>>41913973
>>41914064
>daily reminder Bill Clinton never won the popular vote

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>see grill looking at the cable machines next to me visibly confused
>8/10 mixed race
>ask if she's alright
>i help her out and we start chatting shit
>says i have a nice ass when i show her how to do donkey kickbacks
>asks if I'm a PT cos 'it seems like i know my shit'
>says I'm in good shape

Turns out she's a single mum with 2 kids. Such a shame desu. Got her number before I left and messaged her to hmu if she needed any gym help, but still, don't think I'm comfy with the kids thing.

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>>41899284
>all these (you)'s

>>41915248
Never boned a single mother before, but I hear they are really appreciative of any down-time due to always taking care of the kids, makes em sex-deprived and likely super horny

>>41899284
definitely a girl

>>41892167
>11/10
>looks like pic related
Sure champ

>>41915355
I've yet to fugg a chick so this is why I'm a bit wary.

also
>chekd

>>41899218
>when you kill your enemies they win

>>41893551
Not be obese. C'mon fph applies to Trump too

>>41911458
>she's jealous of my eye lashes
what the fuck, a girl at my work said the same thing today to me

>be at party
>start talking to this hot irish broad
>end up having drunken sex
>now gf

She's on the pill and cumming inside without a condom feels so good lads

>>41915248
Dont ever talk to my wife or my son

>>41911359
>who dumb ppl vote for is bad b/c dumb ppl vote for dumb things
>therefore the dumbest ppl must vote the worst
>blacks have the lowest iq of any group
>almost entirely vote Democrat

Will the #swoleleft ever recover?

>>41911512
>i actually pretty aesthetic and have a solid 9/10 gf, and she's only a 7, still makes me be autistic for some reason

I don't believe you

>>41913309
>current year
>believing in climate change

Even though the Holocaust never happened, I can't wait for the next one.

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>>41915248
As always with milfs;

>bang
>don't commit
>make this clear if mentioned
>keep banging while looking for a better girl

Enjoy the ride breh

>>41911490
Bachelorette parties are the get of Satan.

>>41910016

Why not all 4?

>>41899173
Jews support race mix but don't hate race mixing themselves. You're a fool

>>41893551
drain the swamp and lock her up

>>41916091
But hate race mixing themselves* fuck, I'm the fool

>>41910547
>>41910635
She is okay. I'll keep ya'll updated

>>41893110
Get hot, then you can just stare at them and be as much of a creep as you want and nobody cares.

>>41893110
In general (read: don't be an aspie about it), you should never break eye contact with a woman first. Women want to be dominated and eye contact signifies dominance.

>>41911372
>have coworkers over for barbecue and beers a couple years ago
>invite all the new hires so they're more comfortable with everyone
>about 20 people show up, everyone having a good time
>new guy says "Anon do you have anything to say to the world? We're on periscope right now"
>he's just recording with his phone for a few hundred followers on periscope
>have no idea what it is so I ask "What's periscope?" while he's still recording
Cool guy but I really don't understand why people do that kind of stuff

>>41899284
Shut the fuck up loser

>>41899218
but he actually did win?

>>41899284
tits or gtfo

>>41899473
>He's been placed into office.
>That's what I'm saying.
t. russian hacker

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>>41891270
Everyday at work (pharmacy), women of all ages tbhlad.

>>41899977
But dat get tho

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>>41899284
Summer really is here

>>41917887
yeah, you think that. post your body.

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>>41893551
Make decisions without the consent of his Abrahamic overlords

>>41913877

>manlet europoor is triggered by cumbersome alpha male shaking world politics

typical

>>41899284
t. faggot

>>41893551
build a wall

>>41899284
Back 2 reddit fuckin retard

>>41908090
>>41911317
>>41913349

Not him, but the sample size is ridiculously small. A sample size of 30 is usually needed to get a picture that is remotely accurate.
That said. I believe the results would definitely hold up.

>>41899284
best thread 10/10 keked heartily

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>>41919699
It´s not even about my body I got a nice face (but the body helps).

>>41921782
Height, weight?

>>41903993
Do it, just don't get her preggo.

>>41920534

The purpose of the

>>41909960
AHAHAHAHAH FAGGOT

>>41890717
earlier this year, i was in traffic headed to lunch, and caught a qt3.14 mirin me.
>earlier this year
goddam i'm pathetic