Serious....

Anonymity.

>>41887963
/thread

I can do 4/3/2/1

>>41887961
I like to skvat and listen to hardbass.

>>41887961
I was born with superior genetics

>>41887961
Because I've been on SS for 3 weeks and contribute here on a daily basis

my lurk to lifting ratio is 1 year / week

>>41887961
I don't. I just lurk.

>>41887961
I am one of a select few who can find /fit/ and solve a captcha reliably.

>>41888012
hahaha!

Nothing qualifies me - I started out a certain way and went through different obstacles and still working on myself. I'm not where I want to be physique wise but I am very happy about my progress.

So anytime someone asks something I've been through I can give my two cents and mention where I went wrong and what they can do better. Whether it's lifting - running or diet

I can bench 1pl8.

Personal experience.

>>41887961
Muh 5 pl8 dead, 4 pl8 squat and 3 pl8 bench.

>>41887961
I'm a physical therapist in real life

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Lifting for 4 years and have three medals from oly and powerlifting meets/competitions.

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>>41887961
I was 237 pounds / 17 y o Male and i recovered from the slumber

Gives me a credibility to talk how to recover from being a useless sloth

I'm a genetic dead end with a seven plate deadlift

>>41887961
I'm 6'3

>>41887992
kys slav

>>41888309
>genetic dead end
>seven plate deadlift
pick one, you fucking retard

Fully certified personal trainer.
So as qualified as anyone with common sense and knows how to use google.


I usually come here for the giggles and fat hate threads, I rarely post advice though.

>>41888755
>personal trainer
>common sense

Personal Trainer certified by NASM as well as being a Marine Corps HITT instructor and MCMAP instructor. Also, strong and relatively aesthetic.

I can do a backflip

>>41888309
Is that 4pl8 on one side and 3pl8 on the other?

>>41887961
I read part of the sticky once

>>41887961
I am capable of opening /fit/, reading a question and answering it.

>>41887961

Nothing official. I've just been lifting for 8 years, and I've just tried a ton of shit over that time.

I can't give anything more than anecdotal evidence, and I don't try to.

>>41887961
i have a girlfriend

>>41887961
This shitty board requires no qualifications, so any DYEL can give advice and it's up to you to do the research and verify whether the advice given is genuine or autism or both. You also have to decide whether or not to believe anecdotal 'evidence' for the effectiveness of whatever is spouted by the sperg pushing water fasting, nofap, SS, etc.
I know personal responsibility isn't your strong suit, considering you shitpost to /fit/, but relying on fitness advice from represses homos on a taiwanese soap-sculpting image board probably isn't the best idea if you require literally any amount of qualifications

I have been lurking since 2010.

>>41887961
what qualifies you to question my ability to offer advice

>>41887961
I've lurked this board long enough, plus I have years of knowledge and experience from watching and doing various /fit/ work. I have no certificate or status among anyone that tells people I am qualified.

I know through trial and error, that has to speak for something.

I have excellent knowlage of the current ongoing memes

>>41887961

I get coached by one of the strongest people in the world and I am doing alright with a 675 deadlift, 600 squat, 440 bench and 285 OHP.

I used to try and be helpful on here but pretty much every time:

>Post advice, get called a retard.
>Post stats, get called e-statter
>Post vid, get called fat powerlifter
>Post body, get called degenerate because of tattoos

Now I just post memes desu

An M.S. in Exercise Physiology

>>41889103
what kind of advice do you get called retard for? examples?

I'm a certified psychopathologist

I saw rich pianas video

>EATBIGGETBIGCMOOOOMNNNNNNN

>>41887961
i have an MS in biochemistry and was a PT during uni. while it's far from my life's goal, i'd say i'm qualified enough to teach noobies how to squat, dead, bench, and eat. anything past intermediate should go to a CSCS tho

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Because I'm r9k strong.

>>41887963
fpbp

>>41888946
Nice

>>41888309
didn't realise you were still around bby

No one has to be qualified to give advice. Advice is usually given out of personal experience.
It up to you to take the advice to heart or not.
If it doesn't work for you, that doesn't mean it won't work for others/isn't quality.

>>41887961
Registerred Dietitian irl

>>41887961
I can lift things up then put them down again

>>41887961
2/3/4/5 and I've never suffered a serious injury lifting. Also 9" wrist master race reporting.

I just summarize Jeff nippard and athleanx videos

>>41889495
What is that supposed to mean? You can masturbate 6 times in a row instead of 5?

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I have been lifting for over 2 years and I mainly speak from experience, most of the time I just call out bullshit like pic related

also strength != size, there are several ways to progressive overload

Because i started skelly mode and i want to see every DYEL make it.

>>41888946
Dude that is impressive.

>>41887961
1/2/3/4 and I can run 5k in sub 20 minutes. I dont body build but I know enough of the basics to give advice

i've been here for 5 years i know all the memes

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>>41887961
Because Im a bigger guy than u

>>41889153
could be anything, if someone doesn't agree with it they respond with "retard"

>>41890273
but isn't that just normal 4chan ettiquete?

>>41890269
4 u

Because I've spent 6 years lifting and made every single mistake possible.

I feel that makes me qualified to say what people shouldn't do.

u just need to make an account

I don't even lift and I give advice to people on this board, kek