ALPHA THREAD

>be me
>fuck OP's woman

sorry man I can't be fucked to put effort into something like thsi

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>fear levels over time

If nothing else, the thought of a min maxing gym bully trying to raise his FoT for those epic raids gave me a laff

>>41885779
>my dad went to the local dive bar for all 10 of my first 10 birthdays and threw a glass at me for my 11th: The Post

>be me
>be in free state
>have CCW
>OP tries to pull this shit
>ventilate him

>>41885779

>Yeah man, I'm totally alpha
>needs the validation of frightening some scrawny-ass asian kid with hollow bones and minimal karate skills to prove that he's really an alpha

Here's another

>Be head chef in a kitchen
>Work with these 2 scrawny muslims
>They can't even grow a proper muslim beard, just pathetic chin fluff
>Tell one to hurry up with his dish
>He starts to panic, He knows whats coming next
>I go full Gordon Ramesy on him
>He starts to cry
>Bring in all the waitresses to see
>They pretend not to laugh, but i know they think it's funny

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>>41885829
Here's another

>Have a shit diet and drink 5 protien shakes a day
>We have to change out of our chef uniform after work
>Change room is tiny
>Can barely fit all 3 of us in there
>Constantly fart and laugh like a maniac saying "We're jews in a stinky oven!" even though it's not funny
>Nearly shit myself doing it one day so i make one of the muslim boys drive me home
>Yell at people out his window
>Nothing bad just "OI CUNT!" and "Get a dog up ya"
>wind up the windows, turn on the heater and continue farting

But my next "prank" is going to be me replicating the pig scene from the move Deliverance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gLN3QoN-q8

If you didn't watch the video basically to hicks rape some guy and make him squel like a pig. I'm going to record it and send it to the muslims GF and dad.

>>41885898
Fucking alpha devilish m8

I poop into shoes I find laying around the street and throw them into doors at night

Sure I bullied a kid once in highschool

>9th grade
>annoying faggot wouldn't shut up, he wanted to be friends with us but he had no chill and just spurted out autistic shit all day
>one day we get a great idea
>we write him fake love letters and slide them in his locker
>he's ecstatic and won't stop bragging in class how he got a love letter
>happiest day of his life
>on the third love letter it we wrote "meet me at lunch tomorrow. You'll know it's me"
>he showed up as soon as lunch started
>30 minutes later, he's still there, waiting
>we ask this little faggot who he's waiting for
>he's insistent she'll show up
>I say "I knew he must have been making it up! I bet your mom wrote you that letter"
>he says "she'll show, I know she will"
>after lunch ends he comes to class crying

I'm just glad he didn't shoot up the school

>be walking home from veteran's memorial cemetery leaving flowers for my great grandpa who served in Italy
>see some guy sniffling in a creek looking around
>go see whats wrong, some dyel snapback wearing fags drinking sugar free monster beat him up
>help him get his drenched shoes and backpack that was thrown in a tree
>leave him with some supportive parting words and tell him of a gym that also hosts MMA classes
>continue on going towards a 5k dedicated to curing prostate cancer, might be a little late but I'm sure it'll be fine

alpha

I never bullied anyone, but I used to beat the shit out of bullies...

>>41885829
>work in a kitchen
>alpha

>>41885787
>OP has a woman
>OP doesn't take it up the butt from the skinny asian kid he 'bullies'

>>41885829
Lol you flip burgers for a loving kys. Lmao head chef at applebees is "alpha"

>>41885779
So alpha that you gotta pick on someone that is 2x smaller than you. You must be proud

>>41887141
>I never bullied anyone, but I used to beat the shit out of bullies...

I say this is more alpha.

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>>41885779

>>41886239
He should have, Fucking faggot

Sup alpha bros. I think some of the asian dyels ITT just aren't getting it. Let's try to help them to understand.

Here's one that happened about two weeks ago

>be me
>6'4" 235 lbs 12% bf
>hanging out with my boys in front of the gym
>just wrapped up a killer leg day so we're smoking some cigs and shooting the shit (if you've never had a post workout cig you're a faggot plain and simple)
>bullshitting around and catcalling the sluts going into and out of the gym
>see a minivan roll into the parking lot and drop off a kid about 25 yards out
>minivan speeds away, check the driver it's a haggard, fat old soccer mom
>kid's walking over to the gym doors, probably like 15 years old, 250+ pounds, cokebottle glasses, acne all over, greasy long hair, the works
>just as he passes by us i call out "what's up shamu?"
>he stops and looks over to us
>"long way from sea world ain't you, boy?"
>my buddies and I laugh, high five each other, he just stands there and looks at us dumbfounded
>i sip my protien shake and say, "what you just gonna stand there starin' like a retard? we don't like fatboys like you 'round here"
>i flick my cigarette butt at him, he flinches and starts walking away looking for him mom's van
>my buddies throughout all this are cracking up
>kid realizes his mom has left, pulls out his cellphone i assume to call her to come pick him up
>walk over to him and smack it out of his hand
>it breaks on the pavement
>"nah, you look like you could use the exercise"
>my buddies lose it, the kid is shaking and staring up at me with tears in his eyes
>"go on now boy, get. 'fore you make me mad"
>he starts heading off out towards the parking lot
Never saw him there again.

>>41885779
You are a beta with a size/weight advantage
Alphas don't have to and don't want to act like this

>>41888999
sure buddy

>>41889038
Big P's gonna have fun with this one.

>>41886239
At school i used to be a top tier bully. My group of friends would diliberatly hang out near the nerds corner so i could experiment on them withm new bullying methods with no escape routes.

Things i tried
>throwing crab apples at them from a distance for an hour straight
>throwing water over them
>grabbing slates from the side of the school, doing kick ups with them and then throwing them up to lethal height narrowly missing them and watching the slates shatter all over the floor
>getting soft fruit like bannanas and slapping them across nerds faces
>befriending a 1/10 nerd girl, letting her become part of our group and then using her as a constant whipping post and nuclearly destroying her confidence and forcing her back to the nerds
>making two of the nerds fight each other for my amusement
>slapping food that the nerds were eating out of thier hands
>grabbing thin sticks and whipping nerds with them
>standing in the group of nerds and slowly taking over the space they were occupying with my friend group until all of the nerds are gone and then doing the same when they all move
>grabbing nerds bags, swinging them around and launching them like a hammer toss

Nobody would stop me because i lifted a weights/boxxed at 14/15 and was around 6 ft tall. If any of the older kids tried to stop me i would fight them and win. I was also protective of my nerd subjects, i would stop any other bully from bullying them. They were mine.

>have new worker start at my job
>145lbs, 5'11" beta cuck
>goes out of his way to talk to me and a colleague of mine, painfully wants to be accepted.
>we ignore his attempts and laugh at him afterwards
>tells us he is starting to go the gym now like us and is taking creatine
>we tell him it won't work without pre-workout
>remember a nasty af preworkout i hardly used that tastes like cigarette butts
>give him the container and tell him to enjoy, the first few days to take 2 scoops
>he does this, tells us the next day he was too scared to go to the gym because his hands were shaky an his body felt like it was on fire
>stops taking creatine as well
>forever be a beta fag
>i still laugh at him to this day

>>41889889
>hands were shaky an his body felt like it was on fire
That's how you know it's working.

>>41887141
>>41888961
This is just pathetic.

>>41890022
yeah but he freaked out and thought he was going to die so he didn't bother going to the gym out of fear.

This is exactly what he told me.

>im a literral nigger: The Post

2 weeks ago, think I'm going to fuck my neighbor within the next week

>New couple move into the apartment next to me, they are a little bit older than me (I'm 24), probably early 30s
>Introduce myself, tell them about the apartment complex, say I have a dog (introduce dog)
>Guy is kind of skinny loser, girl is MILF type despite no kids
>Find out the girl works from home as an assistant and the guy travels a lot for work as an insurance adjuster
>I make a joke that I also work from home so me and Alison will be seeing a lot of each other
>I meant it in a friendly way not sexual
>The skinny wristlet tries to play casual but I can see the anxiety on his face

Fast forward

>Yesterday I walk my dog around lunch time, shirtless with just basketball shorts on and no boxers (I have a big bulge)
>Alison is outside smoking a cigarette
>Make some small talk about how she's liking the apartment, how she's getting adjusted, etc
>Notice her checking out my bulge
>Notice she isn't wearing a bra and has thick ass nips (my favorite) and I keep staring
>She says to me "Oh I'm sorry I'm not wearing a bra" giggles and puts her arms over her chest
>I joke and say "That's okay I love boobs ;-)"
>She puts her arms down and does that chest thing where her cleavage gets really big and pronounced
>oooof

So this casual flirting has gone on for the past 2 weeks. When her boyfriend is home she tenses up and basically avoids talking to me, but when her boyfriend is out she is super relaxed and flirtatious. He is leaving today at 3PM to travel for the next 3 days. I'm going to invite her in my apartment for a beer and try to make something happen.

Banging someone elses girl is alpha, right?

>>41889814
>using her as a constant whipping post and nuclearly destroying her confidence and forcing her back to the nerds
Why is emotional bullying so superior to physical bullying?

>>41890053
>That's okay I love boobs
Have you ever actually talked to a woman thats not your mother?

Fucking guido highschool kids always workout at my gym, talk half the time all in a groups of like 4+. Whenever I can I just walk straight through the middle of them

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>>41887141
tfw no bf like this

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Gym bully masterrace reporting in. Run that bitch. I've been doing this social experiment to see who is alpha and who is beta in my gym. Turns out 99% of my gym is beta. What I'll do is I will purposely leave my weights on the bar and dumbbells on the floor after I'm done. I think I've had maybe only one or two wanna- be tough guys actually say something to me. Everyone else just deals with it. Some even rerack them for me. If this social experiment has taught me anything it's that most people are intimidated by authoritative figures and will do almost anything to avoid confrontation followed immediately by pain administered by said authoritative figures.

>mfw I see beta dyels rerack my weights like the cockroaches they are.

>>41887141
This
It's so much more satisfying and doesn't make me feel bad at all

>>41885779
Not really a bully but legitly got this dyel asian to wipe my ass for me.

>in gym lockerroom after legday about to take glorious post workout shit
>in walks one other person in lockerroom
>yup dyel asian
>take fake arm cast out of my locker
>put fake cast on arm
>go to stall to activate bankai
>hear dyel asian still in my gym lockerroom
>tell him I broke my arm and need someone to help me wipe
>he reluctantly agrees as I can be pretty convincing
>he kept gagging the whole time but didn't complain and surprisingly does 10/10 job like he's done it before
>after he's done I stand up and thank him as I take the fake cast off and put it back in my locker
>"Haha you wipe me long time thanks jackie chan, you better be back here tomorrow at the same time to perform your duties."

I think asians like serving white men, they know their place. Gonna get him on hormones soon. Shit is so cash.

>>41887061
tru

>>41885779
So you are telling us that you are a nigger?

>>41889927
The guy on the right has better ass than girls. And I'm not even gay.

>>41890206
Im just fuggin OCD about having a gym in order. Its not that youre alpha, it's that i like cleanliness

My first time bullying someone

>At gym w gf
>This dude is CURLING IN THE SQUAT RACK
>He's not even curling the barbell, he has fucking dumbells in the squat rack that he is curling
>"Hey are you using this rack?"
>"Well...no...I'm just doing some curls..."
>We pause and I look at my girlfriend
>"Oh ok well we're gonna squat"
>We walk into the rack and start loading up the bb with weights
>He watches us do 2 sets before he politely asks
>"Do you mind if I grab my dumbells?"
>Kind of laugh at him and say yeah no problem as he grabs them and walks away

I actually felt like a real dickhead afterwards and found the poor kid and apologized to him

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Here's a good one:
>be OP
>1rm bench is a plate
>don't know what 1rm means
>people always calling me a pussy and shouting that
>feel bad cause i can't into 1/2/3/4
>see small Asian
>decided to bully him
>laugh all the way home in excitement for my qt3.14 gf to peg me
Life is good

>tfw i could heem every here

>>41890206
Beta who thinks he's alpha detected. People literally don't care about people reracking weights, it takes 20 seconds to move them and is easy as shit. I don't mind stripping the bar down and in turn don't rerack my weights when I'm finished. Literally no one cares.

>>41887141
Used to do this shit all the time. Teachers would give me open season too.

>>41890176
I am naming my son Hermes thanks to this comic.

I always wanted to be a bully, but the problem is i always feel incredibly bad if i bully someone
This fucking empathy bullshit is chaining me like a fucking iron ball attached to my leg
halp plees

>get /fit/
>obtain confidence
>this all happens rather fast
>accidentally have 2 girlfriends now

w-what do I do bros? I feel so guilty. One has a better personality but the other has a better body/fuck. I never thought I'd be the type , feels good, in the worst way possible

white men are disgusting, all this thread did was confirm whites are a slightly tamer version of niggers.

>see a fat, acned beta dressed in a kekistan shirt
>paint my skin black
>walk up to him
>fuck is that white boi huh huh
>stab him in the kidneys and take his wallet

>>41890053

In a primal sort of way, yeah. You're cucking the inferior genetic material (at least physical ones; can't say if he's smarter than you or not).

>>41891053
His shirt is Hermès, not his name

>>41891020

No, I personally hate people who don't rerack their weights and tell them if I get the chance, especially people doing heavy squats or deadlifts and just leave them there. Also don't like faggots who mix-match the weight sizes on the racks. They should be in order!

>tfw got bullied in HS for 2 years
>ended up stabbing my bully and going to juvie for a few months
good times lads

>>41891071

Keep it up if you can until it becomes more clear which one you like best, or just go for two unless you're ready to have children. Why not?

>>41891071
Beat both their confidence down until you can have a threesome.

>>41887141
Bullying bullies is the best.

>be 14
>tyrone steals my glasses
>kick his ass

To be fair i did get him with a big wind up hook to the chin but i still felt good

My dad b eat me when I was little so I know bully people shorter than I


who here

/basedalpha/

What's your chimp out routine to intimidate other guys /fit/
I usually start with "you got a problem bro?" and just keep interrupting him and say "well to me it looks like you got a problem" while invading his personal space.
If he's still persistent I say "yeah you wanna go outside?"
If he says yeah let's go outside I'll just look around the room and scream "ey this guy wants to fight" if he says no "You're scared now huh little bitch, pussy can't fight"
Or I just pretend that everything he wants to do is because he's gay. "You wanna go outside? I can't do that gay shit with you rn man"
Tooling guys in public > bullying

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step aside for Big P

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>>41891327

>>41888999
And then everyone clapped

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>>41885779
>faggot druggie kid used to fuck with everyone in high school including me
>To me he was just a dick, but to a lot of other kids he was a straight-up bully
>we almost fought in school like 5 years ago
yesterday at the gym
>I was resting up for the next set
>see faggot druggie kid walk up to the leg press next to me
>make eye contact for a second
>it wasn't a one rep max day but it quickly turned into one
>jumped straight from 225 to 405
>pumped out 3 reps and I was getting ready to put on 50 more pounds but he was already gone
>front desk guy told me about a guy that came in and canceled his gym membership 2 minutes later
>mfw I saw him come in and I'm 4 times bigger than I was in high school

>went on a school trip to paris
>kid buys a fedora
>steal the fedora
>pass it around every so often, nobody has it long enough to be incriminated
>even the parents join in on the fun
>build a great bond in class around one outliers misery

>>41890783
He's definitely a nigger.

>>41885779
This reminds me of my coworker! For reference, I work as a personal trainer at a gym.

>6'2
>270lbs
>8-11% BF on any given day
>Constantly trying to be "Alpha AF"
>Deliberately leaves weights out
>Pins himself in the gym
>Hits on girls at the gym all the time
>Tries to intimidate other trainers
>Generally acts like a tool

In short, he's exactly the archetype depicted by OP and whatever other faggots are LARPing as bullies in this thread.

End result?

>Totally ostracized.
>Nobody wants to talk to him when he's at work. >Nobody invites him to shit outside of work.
>The managers are looking for any opportunity to fire him.
>Girls think that steroids shrank his dick.
>All coworkers are convinced that he lifts to cover up crippling insecurities.

If you want to be an alpha, be nice to people. In my experience so far, people tend to look down on bullies.

Alpha males are good to their fellow men. They help others out. Bullying is a good way to lose friends and live an unhappy life.

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>>41885787
You mean get a handjob from OP? What are you guys gay?

>>41887141
Lmao this desu, im a slav who goes to slav school so usually the bullies are the short balding midget ones who looks like a jew so fighting them are always easy

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>>41885779
Not really a bully but I accidentally got this guy banned from the gym.

>be me
>doing Madcow 5x5 at gym
>walking to free weights area and see this fat asian on the treadmill
>going at like 2.5 mph sucking wind like there's no tomorrow
>want to encourage him
>start to press up on the speed and incline
>he looks at me and says "n-no, stop...please"
>I say "use your words chubs. Please what?"
>he can't even get it out, he's breathing so hard
>at 9.0 mph he literally busts ass and falls off the back of the treadmill
>a couple of PTs walk over and ask what happened
>I say he was trying to impress those girls by running fast and I pointed to a couple of qt cardio bunnies
>he literally can't even get any words out he's breathing so hard can only say "h-he..." pointing at me
>I say I came over to try and help him
>PTs make him go to the office and kicked him out of the gym and made him cancel his membership
>also had to pay $250 for "damaging the the equipment" from his fall

Does anyone realy think this shit is alpha, all I see is lots of pathetic children who are so distressed with themselves they want to try and elevate themselves in anyway possible, but unfortuantely have no idea how to do it so they insted do stupid shit that makes them look even more pathetic to anyone who has a basic understand of psycology.

Everyone with half a brain knows why you do this shit and thinks even worse of you boys sorry gotta find another way to make it.

>>41892308
lol you can run your smart mouth online all you want but we both know if you we were standing face to face and Big P was with me, you wouldn't say shit. You'd use a little more respectful language. Big P doesn't like to be disrespected and he's been known to have quite the temper. Wouldn't end well for you.

>>41888999
Biiiiiiiiig P where the FUCK were you.

>>41892419
Just got back to the states. Did a bully tour in Japan, China, and Korea. Pretty good, picked up some new techniques.

>>41889814
bet it feels real good now begging those nerds for a job?

I'm betting that boxing career didn't turn out that great, in the end now, m8y?

kek

>>41892348
I speak the truth that is all my little friend if you wont take my word for it take a psyc class.

The only time I bullied someone was to fit in with the group.
I gave the kid a nosebleed and regretted it. Sure he was an annoying little fuck but he didn't deserve to get shat on by everyone.

This thread is full of stories just as bad as the tumblr "everyone stood and started clapping" shit.
No one in this thread has ever bullied someone
Anyone saying they did is an edgy teen trying to be "totally kool" on a Tibetan sewing board

>>41892308
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>>41892498
>>41892518
>>41892529
We got us some live one boys. I like breaking in the ones that got a little fight in 'em. Makes it more fun to break 'em in.

>>41885779
Why you don't approach girls at day /fit/? Are you beta?

>>41892497
Can i have a job?

>>41891165
It can be both. For example, your penis is tiny, and so is your mother's.

>>41892544
that feeling when everyone around you thinks ur retarded... we have all been there buddy dw, ur times now thats all

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>>41885779
>asian dude was the beta
>you were the psuedo-alpha

then chad showed up and righteously beat both you and your friends monkey asses while getting a blowjob from your skank-whore mom.

>>41892529
The purpose of these threads is to trigger people who were bullied and to entertain everyone else who wasn't. Of course it's all fucking fake because 99% of the people on 4chan were (or still are) bullied lmao

>>41892654
t. asian dyel

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>>41885779
Here's one about some dyel computer science major I bullied at the uni gym the other day
>IS master race sitting in database design class toughest of the major
>beta dyel Cuckold Science major Asian I'm classmates with always bragging about how he's only taking the class as elective and constantly sucking professors dick
>see him with 6/10 Asian girl in my squat rack at the boneyard
> walk up and say "hey mind if I work in with y'all your using the same weight as me?"
>dyel stammers like he is about to reject cut him off and say thanks bro
> but weight on my back step out like I'm about to squat it and pop it over my head and begin over head pressing what he squats
> see in mirror look of defeat
>rack weight beta tells girl "I-I go do machine now"
> say to girl wow you squat as much as your boyfriend
>she giggles "he's not my boyfriend just a friend that helps out with homework and things!"
> help her with form, put my hand right a over her ass to help keep her back straight as she squats while I check out her butt
>see dyel in mirror across the gym on the leg extension machine looking mad
>smile at him and help her rack the weight

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>>41887141
None of the repliers to this post would be here if they had done this.

>>41890053
Of course. What are you a beta?

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>>41885787
>>41887219
>>41888990
>>41890022
>>41890045
>>41890055
>>41890990
>>41891020
>>41892497
if you ever feel like a retard, just remember that there are people who believe bully stories on /fit

>>41890206
>"hey faggots, repack your weights"
>"y-yes sir"

I'm guessing this is how it usually goes when you get called out?

>>41885829
>be waitress at applebee's
>weird autist works in the back, is always sperging out on co-workers
>one day his scrawny ass tries to show up the immigrants in the back by yelling at them
>we all see it
>barely contain our giggles before we burst out laughing as we walk out

>>41892953
>>41892981
You are so new please leave and never return dyel.

>>41886239
passive aggressive and not even close to alpha. bullying behind someones back makes you girl

>>41894207
Big P's gonna have fun with you.

>>41885779
>not taking his ID and making him a human sacrifice

>>41886239
I hope you die in a fire

>>41892882
We are sucking uo to the guy protecting us in High School

Lord have mercy, these threads are TERRIBLE.

>>41891410
Kys newfag

>be at the gym smoking some ciggies with the boys in between a set
>my favorite dyel enters the gym
>mfw I smelled him before I even saw him because he's indian
>finish up another set with the boys and decide to have some fun
>follow the smell of sweaty curry over to the free weights
>lmao at him as he's curling 15 pounds and he pretends not to notice me
>approach him and he begins to shake
>very loudly say "what's up Raul, looks like you need a spot"
>he looks at me nervous and afraid
>shoot a smirk to my boys as the snicker
>grab him by the shirt and drag him to the nearest bench
>force him down as I load a 1 plate to the bar
>make him start repping it as I legitimately spot him
>say "I'm gonna need to give you a deeper spot on this next set"
>my boys get the message
>give the one member curry crew Arabian goggles as my boys load the bar down with more weight then he even weighs
>pick the bar up and drop it on his chest
>walk back to the water fountain and start smoking ciggies
>mfw he was stuck there for three and half hours until an ambulance finally came

>>41892203
Fucking fatties, when will they learn?

>>41889814
>>befriending a 1/10 nerd girl, letting her become part of our group and then using her as a constant whipping post and nuclearly destroying her confidence and forcing her back to the nerds
Cathartic.

>>41890989
You sound like a decent guy anon. True Chads treat betas well, whilst also destroying their confidence internally. Direct bullying is almost always the sign of a Brad, not a Chad.

>>41888999
that boy's name? Albert Einstein.

>>41891111
t. happa

Quads confirm however.

>>41887141
This is the real alpha. Trying to overpower the weak is some pussy shit for cowards.

Why can't you guys just be nice?

>>41895028
>le no mr. nice guy friendzone afc

>>41890053
how tall are you and your penis?

>someone replies to me rudely on /fit/ thread
>go beat him up
heh, that'll teach im

>>41891412
lmfao Things that never happened, I bet that druggie would still whoop your ass. 405 for 3 reps? Top Zozz he probably left to burst out laughing because you were trying to intimidate him by leg pressing baby weight.

>>41890206
Kek. Authoritative figure my ass. Some wannabe chad thinks he has to be a dick to get 'respect' from strangers. Come assert your 'authority' over me fagggot.

>>41896266
>>41896476
You are so mad.

>>41890053
>That's ok I love boobs ;-)
>I love boobs
*breathes in
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*Pause for breathe
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>>41896266
I was doing squats, not leg press
but I read my post over and forgot to mention it I guess

>>41885823
Protected by sig Sauer brudda

>>41897615
>>41885823

>not knowing good abs can block up to 9mm

lmao fuckin dyel faggots

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>>41885829
>>41885898

>at grocery store
>see a qt i like
>go talk to her

True story

>>41885779
Are you a nigger ?

>>41887141
>tips fedora

The closest I've ever been to a bully was at a video game tournament my school hosts. I'm friends with the staff and smuggle in booze so the entire staff ends up trashed. Anyway
>lesbo asian friend is inside playing fighting games
>Some dude in a fedora and a sonic shirt asks her why she doesn't more like sexy fighting game girls
>gets upset, grumps to the front where I'm bsing with another friend
>tells us the story
>I get mad, find the kid, go up behind him and put my hand on his shoulder
>tell him politely that if he ever talks to my friend like that again I'll bust his nose
>walk away, see him speedwalk out of the tournament

>>41898376

Doesn't look more like sexy fighting game girls*, I'm retarded

>>41887142

>Has never worked in a kitchen
>nor a day in his life

>proud to fuck up other people
>alpha

pick one. real alphas dont need to prey on weaker people to feel strong.

>>41897693
>9mm
No stopping power. Carry a .44 magnum instead

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>2 am
>walking streets drunk with mates chain smoking
>see manlet and his gf walking on the other side of the street
>make eye contact
>yell at him "do we have a problem midget boy?"
>"n-no"
>pick up brick from side of the street
>throw it at him
>miss and hit his girl
>laugh
>he yells "what the fuck"
>reach and into my bag
>pull out my naid
>pull the pin with my teeth and throw it at him
>boom.jpg
>body parts everywhere

Fat kid in my junior high class got bullied every single day until he snapped and straight out jumped one of the bullies out of nowhere and smashed his head into concrete floor.

Bully got brain-damage and fat kid got expelled, never know what happened to him after.

It was unavoidable that he was going to snap at some point though

I would have done the same as fat kid if I was in his position

Worth it

>>41891071
how did you obtainthe confidence man

>>41885898
get driven home...alpha... yeah right ya fuckin slob

>>41892849
My OHP 1RM is at babbyweight 85 kilos, and every few months, I get a new dyel in my uni gym who can barely do kneeslapper squats at significantly lower weight. It's great to strict press their squat in front of them.

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>6'4 175lbs skinny fat
>became very self conscious when I started browsing and lifted hard
>Now 205lbs ottermode a year and half later
>I start acting more alpha naturally
>People treat me different
>Cement myself as the cool guy at work despite being a /fit/izen
>Banged multiple girls and a trap
>Bodycount is now 27
>November last year
>Started my bulk
>New protein powder is causing havoc with my stomach
>MASSIVE shits
>MASSIVE gains
>But still feel like crap
>Too self conscious to shit at work in case someone hears or smells
>In the office at work
>Get the call to say delivery has arrived
>Decide to go help out cause I know it's bigger than usual cause Christmas
>Lifting box
>Need to fart as I do my functional squat and lift with my functional strength
>Figure we're outside so the smell will go and no one will hear
>ATG
>Fart that feels scorching hot and burns my rectum
>Keeps popping
>Keeps pooping
>Shit trickling down my legs into my socks
>Wearing black trousers so it's kinda disguised
>Wait for most people to clear off and carry boxes in
>Speed walk to my car and drive off never come back
>I got away with it
>Or so I thought
>People texting me, there was a trail of shit to where my car was

>>41889889
you should kys

>>41892632
imagine being this retarded

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>>41890176
It's not tho'

People who rule are not open bullies. Because they go to prestigious schools. They would-be bullies.

Low-Nerds become collar workers.
Low-Bullies become gas station attendants and Gym owners.

>>41897525
squatting 405 probably did scare him away sorry breh thats a respectable weight to squat

>>41890053
Beta cuckolds on /fit/ will tell you that it's alpha, but a true chad with a moral compass doesn't resort to destroying someone else's relationship because of "Muh dick!". Despite how cool rap music makes it sound to have sex with someone else's girl it's actually a pretty terrible thing to do to someone, but hey your an awesome alpha male and I'm just a dyel beta right?

>>41902059
It isn't cool to wreck someone else's relationship but you gotta come up with another word besides cuck because it's the exact opposite. Also uniconically using "a true chad" you sound so god damn gay I hope you don't talk like this irl.

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>>41887141
>>41888961 >>41890040 >>41890199 >>41890367 >>41891028 >>41891199 >>41891605 >>41892882 >>41895004 >>41897927

lol@all the bullied faggots

Summer has come.

>>41902059
this is true, but people don't come on here to tell the truth. This is a fun fantasy world. Let us play make believe.

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This entire thread is really, really gay.

>>41890053

What will probably happen if you fuck her is her boyfriend finding out, she will go for the rape angle and you will have a rape charge on your ass.

Messing with your taken first neighbor is dumb and can cause serious troubles

>>41902555
>she will go with rape angle
Underage pls leave.

>>41902165
You have to speak the language of the autists to get your point across anon of course I don't talk about chads or say cuck around normal members of society

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>>41885779
>be at bar with friends and gfs
>one friend is 5'8 / 175 powerlifter and crazy insecure
>he negs me pretty hard
>respond with, "look man, my gf's taller than you. Thats sad bro"
>everyone busts out laughing
>even his gf covers her mouth and belly laughs
>the level of btfo was so unreal, he turned red and stuttered

Later we made up. And by made up i mean he apologized for his bs and said, "i didnt know i upset you that bad." Yeah, fuck you with giving heat and not taking it

This brings me back....

>be me at 14 in school.
>me and a friend notice the smelly kid everyone picks on walking through the playground.
>me and friend pick up and carry kid to the bin shed
>notice the bins are open with the padlock just next to them
>throw smelly kid in bin and lock them and the shed.
>teacher sees from across the playground
>epic chase ensues.
>me and friend get caught after a 10 minute run around the school
>get taken to his office.
>only have to do lines for running away from the teacher


legend has it he's still in the bin shed to this day.

>>41902864
>later we made up

Did you kiss him after he buttfucked you anon?

This morning when I was walking to the gym I accidentally stepped in a big pile of dogshit on the walk there. I was so pissed. When I got into the gym I took my shoe off and wiped it on the back of this dyel asian's shirt. He looked super pissed and said "WTF?!" I just looked at him and said "I accidentally stepped in dogshit and just rubbed it on your back" then walked away.