What are some good excuses to go outside and get a tan. I have an outdoors job but it requires I wear a shirt, I'd like to get some shirtless sun.
I live in a small town, all my old friends are derelicts and I've lost contact with them, the friends I do have are working or with their girlfriends. I'd go to the beach but going alone is fucking awkward.
Pls help. I need a tan but I'd feel really weird going outside and laying on a towel for sun gains, I have neighbors on both sides and no fence.
>>41880842
Lay on grass nude. Give no fucks.
>>41880842
I live in a uni town and just lay at outside of the law school in the grassy area. Outside of people driving by and looking, no one bothers me ever
>>41880842
Why is going to the beach alone awkward? It's relaxing as hell to just relax at the beach with nobody talking your ear off or kicking sand at you.
Also you can talk to qts.
>>41880863
kek
>>41880908
ya thats dif they're all strangers, I have to see my neighbors every day i fucking hate neighbors man
>>41880943
i might just do this
go to the beach, lay out in the sun, and bring a nice book with you.
now you have a reason to be there since you're reading. maybe have a nap too. sounds comfy to me.
>>41881062
fuck ya, dude. perfect, I'm doing this.
>>41880842
What? Just go out with a book or listen to music, no one gives a shit.
>>41880842
>being on the beach, taking in some cosmic rays, getting healed by mother nature
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKio4o88TDA
just get yourself a nickname like Malibu and problem solved.
Just say you like basking in the sun, meditating or snoozing or listening to music.
people get seasonal affective disorder with not enough sun, just say tanning makes you feel good if you are beta needing to justify your actions to others.
>>41881031
>hate my neighbours
so tan in obnoxious short shorts while playing a stereo rather than headphones