What would he be up to now if he was still alive?

Still taking shots in the ass

Feeding the homeless and volunteering to help out elderly blind and partially sighted WW2 veterans.

>>41880790
in prison for statutory

Continuing with his roided faggotry and the outdated aesthetics movement

Pimping out whores with Sharky.

I think he would have been irrelevant and forgotten

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Its crazy. He dies and inspires an entire generation of other wise hopeless young men to get into fitness and change there lives. he invented the modern fitness industry. imagine how hopeless life would be in the jewish world had it not been for this one beackon of light

Its amazing how he basically sacrificed his gains so that other could make them. He is literally /fit/ jesus.

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>>41880832

no

>>41880869
Zyzz is overrated.

>>41880790
He'd probably be dying again.

>>41880909
dubs to confirm?

>>41880897
doesnt matter, he still did what he did and inspired who he inspired. He was a mortal man but his brother did a great job of making him appear christ like in those tribute videos

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Fun fact: The male physique category wasn't a thing in Bodybuilding shows until Zyzz came to the scene.

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He's inside us brahs. He will never die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUmdcc2ihbQ

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>>41880947

Cringe. Stop dick riding this stupid narcissist he wouldent give a fuck about you irl, everything he did was for attention.

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>>41880990
>dat self projection

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dotjyuMmP9k

>>41880790
See: everything Jeff Seid is doing

>>41880790
faggot

>>41881046
We're all gonna make it brah

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/fit/ you're a bunch of fucking idiots.
Zyzz was a scrawn little bitch nerd that decided to turn his life around, but made terrible decisions in the process and ended up killing himself like a dumbass instead of taking the proper route.

So yeah, the guy isn't a role model.
But you know what, i'm not gonna sit here and judge the fact that you want to blow his steroid shrunk micro dick, it's fine, everyone here is insecure as fuck and lives off posting memes and "lel ur projecting brah XDD" shit.
So, sure, look up to him, whatever.

I'm calling you a bunch of idiots because you didn't take from Zyzz the ONLY thing that would've actually helped in your life.
Zyzz didn't get mad pussy and hanged out with all his no homo i swer buttbros because he was aestetic, being pleasing to the eye was only part of it, it was essentially his way of leaving a good first impression in the social circles he was interested in being part of.
The REALY reason why Zyzz got those things is that from back when he was a scrawny nerd, he focused on actually becoming charismatic.

This is why you're a bunch of fucking dumbass faggots.
Because you don't build on your personality and charisma, so even if you become fit as fuck you're still going to act like a sperg and drop your spaghetti all over the fucking place when that one cute girl talks to you.
You worship Zyzz and yet you don't actually understand anything about him, or why he managed to turn his life around.
You know what Zyzz would say to you?
That you're a little sperg bitch.
He wouldn't help you, he wouldn't pat you on the back because you spend all your time alone exercising and never actually talking to anyone and making progress towards having friends and a gf, he'd think you're pathetic.

Even him, as the roid gorilla that he was, would understand that to get shit done you gotta work on your confidence and personality, and if even he can figure this shit out, and you can't, it means you're truly a bunch of sad sacks of shit.

>>41881046
We're all gonna make it brah

He'd be a cringy fag like his mates are today

At least he died a legend

>>41881046
We're all gonna make it brah

>>41880790

if Zyzz was still alive today, he would be a world-famous fitness superstar and a millionare. Probably starting his own branch of bodybuilding competition where aesthethic is all that matters. His products and apparel would be everywhere.

But instead, the Lord has given it all up and sacrificed himself for our gains.
We're gonna make it

>>41881626
If Zyzz were alive today he'd spend about 3 hours shouting "Get me out, I'm alive" before suffocating in his coffin.

>>41881626
>if Zyzz was still alive today, he would be a world-famous fitness superstar and a millionare.

First of all: False.

His death made him. Everything would be over for him now.
And yes, Jeff wouldn't have made it eithe

>>41881659
Reverse top kekkerino

>>41881046
We're all gonna make it brah

>>41881326
You're a retard. He literally said in interviews that he could never approach girls in real life, even when he looked great. He just stood there and looked pretty and waited for girls to come to him. He was autistic as fuck, he just looked great.

>>41881686
This.
Dying young means your potential shines far greater than anything he could have actually done.

>>41881046
We're all gonna make it brah

He never would have made it.

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>>41881046
We're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41880869
>inspires an entire generation of other wise hopeless young men to get into fitness and change there [sic] lives

This is a starry-eyed view of what Zyzz contributed. You guys act like Zyzz invented lifting, and it's pathetic.

>>41882204
he pretty much did fag

He would be more popular than Rich Piana or those big pretty boy body building channels. Maybe he'd even make shekels doing "pranks".

>>41881326
U mad brah?

>>41881046
We're all gonna make it it brah

>>41881046
We're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

Why do people say that Zyzz inspired a generation to start lifting? I like Zyzz myself but most people I know don't know or care about him.

The only people he inspired are mentally retarded fat cunts browsing 4chan

Arnorld and co were the ones that made lifting popular not some idiot that killed himself by going to a sauna while taking roids while having a heart condition.

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

we're gonna make it brah

"we're all gonna make it brah"

Whatever Jeff Seid has he would have and more.

Dude was filming a tv show and stuff.

>aesthetics
>tattoos
choose one

>>41880897
But he made it tho

>>41882192
this is sams face on jason genova's body, right?

>>41880790
He would be up to Arnold Status, Jeff Seid would be less relevant.

>>41880869
this

>>41882204
A lof of people started lifting because of him. It sounds silly but i remember when i saw his pics and went FUAAAAAAARRRKKKK and the other day i got my gym membership.

>>41880818

Underrated post
Probably this

>>41880790
he'd probably be fat now and your idol would be no more, it was for the best that he died /fit/

Honestly probably youtube blogging and shilling for his sponsors.

>>41882192
If this is a shop its a really good shop

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
>We're all gonna make it brah

We're all gonna make it brah

He would have a successful YouTube channel with 2 million+ subs

>>41880790
Getting so ripped that he literally tears through his own flesh.

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>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046

We're all gonna make it brah

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>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881785
TIL I'm more zyzz than I thought. It's actually worked out for the better.

>>41880790

A transgender roidsexual

>>41885662

>TIL

you should continue down the path of zyzz by ingesting a bunch of drugs and falling asleep in the nearest sauna, fucking reddit nigger cuck

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41880869
He died for our gains

>>41881046
We're all gonna make it brah

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>>41886191
Fuck no he didn't.
My gains are loyal to myself and my waifu only.

Die of an overdose. :^)

>>41880870
Why would that manlet stand next to them? he ruined the photo

>>41880790
He is still alive in all of us who aspire to be sikkkunts. His agenda is our agenda.

>>41880790
He died before becoming the pewdiepie of fitness

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>>41880790
He would be a master of the fine art called Hikaru Dorodango. While you sit at home looking at animated sex cartoons, he would be polishing turds to the sixth dimension.

god damn I miss him so much

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41880790
It's easy now days for people to think of zyzz as a meme. For those of us who were about here and on misc and actually talked to him he was a sound guy. The world got a little darker the day he died. No homo.

>>41881046
we're all going to make it brah

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41880790

>roiding for this

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
were all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046

we're all gonna make it brah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K55KQqdTNGQ

>>41880869
Unironically like that poem senpai

>>41881046
We're all gonna make it brah

>>41880869
Kill yourself, seriously.

Zyzz being anything more than a irl shitposter is revisionist history.

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41880790
Probably similar to jeff seid
Make tons of money with Sponsorships and photoshoots just waaaaay more famous

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>>41881326
Tldr

Let assume zyzz Was saved by a Thai hooker was miraculously granted knowledge of CPR. While he gets medical treatment, /fit/ and misc collectively shit themselves. Zyzz Ressurection memes spread across the Internet. Zyzz's fame was about to skyrocket.
He recovers, attenuates his drug/steroid usage, and cultivates his internet popularity. He shills his supplements, shills training/steron cycles and makes occasional appearances at raves/parties. As snapchat and Instagram become a thing, zyzz becomes a staple in the fitness community. His cult following creates the zyzz/aesthetic culture and his followers become a feature at gyms and raves in Europe and the states. Maybe, zyzz goes into bodybuilding and popularizes mens physique competition. Zyzz likely never had the rock solid ambition of Arnold, so I don't see him going past bodybuilding. He becomes a minor

Say zyzz continues to hooker and blow his way through life (or has a legit heart problem). He dies a few months later and things are the same as they are now.

>>41881046
We're all gonna make it brah

Having seen zyzz's rise from the beginning. He would have been another level famous. He missed the boat by a couple years. Memes are popularized to shit and people are making careers off of instagram and twitter.

Are you telling me Dan Bilzarian wouldn't hang out with him and make him more known?

It makes me sad as fuck. I can't believe people actually like Jeff Seid now. Everyone fucking hated him when I used to visit here. Dude hijacked zyzz's persona completely.

>>41889275
I didn't know zyzz was pinning

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we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41885529
>> y-you too
R.I.P zyzz

>>41881046
we're all going to make it brah

Zyzz is dogshit. Nobody smart looks up to him.

>>41881046
were all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
were all gonna make it brah

>>41881326
>Zyzz didn't get mad pussy and hanged out with all his no homo i swer buttbros because he was aestetic
Just be yourself brah

>>41891613
>someone who wasn't here while zyzz posted

>>41880990
We're all gonna make it brah

>>41882192
>muffled "night of fire" playing in the distance

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT BRAH

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Shocking how fucking delusional i was when this guy was my idol back in highschool. but without him i would never have learned proper dieting or lifting or simply not giving a fuck. thx zeeeez

>>41881046
We're all gonna make it bruh

>>41881046
We're all gonna make it brah.

>>41881046
We're all gonna make it brah

Zyzz died at 22(?) and I'm 22 now. For all the hate he gets he got what he wanted out of life. I certainly haven't yet.

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
We're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
we're all going to make it brah

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881055
Who?

>>41881046
WE'RE
ALL
GONNA
MAKE
IT
BRAH

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
im a self loathing fuck that talks to myself, usually to mutter "i hate myself." i read in studies that doing that shit is detrimental to your mental health. now i catch myself, and whenever i feel the urge to say it, i just say "gonna make it brah" and smile as wide as i can. it's actually a breddy good technique. been doing it a few months, overall my mood's improved.

we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881326
working builds character. working on yourself builds character. if you work on bettering yourself, you likely won't end up a sad sack of shit, unless you're legitimately a sperglord, in which case your point is moot.

so lel yeah ur projecting brah XDD

>>41892957
I'm gonna try to start replacing my "I'm just gonna kill myself". I say it a lot. Often as a joke

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41891289
HAHAHAHAHahaha nigga r u for real?

>>41881326
Jeff, pless leaf

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
We're all gonna make it brah

>>41880790
Literally thought it was a statue from the thumbnail

fookin zyzz

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

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>>41880790
>What would he be up to now if he was still alive?

Still saving up for that penis enlargement.

>>41881046
We're all gonna make it brah

>>41894937
>flaccid length indicative of erect length
Are you a grill or just retarded?

>>41895006
somewhat related: regarding that old phrase "i'm a grower not a show-er", are there people that are show-ers? does that exist? a big flaccid dick that doesn't grow much when erect?

>>41895006
you mirrin?

>>41895022
Yes, but it's far less common and miles less desirable as a man

>>41895059
This. Imagine how uncomfortable it is to sit down and take a shit in a public bathroom and you suddenly feel your tip in that toilet water. Gross. I'd rather keep my 4.9 inch flaccid pecker which grows to 6.7, than have a 6.7 flaccid dick that just gets harder but stays the same length.

>>41895131
>4.9 flaccid
H-heh yeah m-me too.

>>41880869
>wise men inspired by someone who died of a heart attack in his twenties for roiding and doing cocaine

>>41888409
>revisionist history
That's his entire point, retard. It doesn't matter if he was just some kurd shitskin who liked to shitpost IRL while pumping tren and lines of coke. The myth is more important than the man.

>>41881046
We're all gonna make it brah

Origlinoiado

>>41881326
youre right but for alot of people being aesthetic does wonders for self confidence

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41880820
>being aesthetic is outdated

Imagine being this fat

>>41881326
Imagine writing this much about a dead guy

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046

We're all gonna make it brah

He would get a little too big for a good chunk of his fan base. He'd start a YouTube account and become a minor social celebrity before fading away like Jeff Seid. His legacy would be the first huge fitness YouTuber but people would stop caring. He'd become Scooby, or worse, Rippetoe.

>>41881046
We're all gonna make it brah

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>>41880790
He'd be huge star. Probably in movies. Have fitness protein shakes and a clothing line.

He'd be dating a model or an actress and living in Los Angeles California.

would run a 2nd rate cringey youtube channel pushing supplements on instagram

>>41881326

y u a sad kunt brah?

>>41881046
We're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41887611
she should have never started. Looks horrible.

>>41881046
We're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
BRAH WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

>>41880990
He may have been a narcissist, but it's more important the message that we took away from his brilliant life and his tragic death. He inspired so many young men to go out and live their lives. Because who knows, you might die in a Taiwanese sauna while doing coke when you're in your twenties.

Zyzz was murdered and his death was covered up by corrupt Thai cops

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41897411
explain.

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>>41897425
his head was bruised and bleeding when he was found and the only person to see his body after he died was his Brother Chestbrah in the morgue who to this day still accuses Tim Sharky (pic related, australian pimp in thailand) of having a hand in his death.

>>41891289
just flu shots

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41890478
Nobody here likes him. And that's all that matters.

>>41897465
This is accurate. Sharky was a """""""""""""gangster""""""""""" strictly by his own opinion and always tried, and still tries, to tout shit about how he was about that life. He has a whole webpage dedicated to it. I'm from that life. I see hundreds of sharkys. Sharky is a little bitch you bring into a deal because he's so caught up in his image he forgets to do math. I'm assuming aziz called him on this as it's pretty fucking insufferable to even a normal person to hear him try to posture himself up every five minutes- sharky gets mad, kills zyzz as his self hatred of not even being a decent criminal reaches a magnificent crescendo, and sharky pays off a couple bystanders. Ta day, death by sauna. Let's not forget he pulled the "maybe I did maybe I didn't shit" when questioned by a fitizen about the incident so he either did it or wants to appear as he did it. Fucking pathetic

Fuck this wanna be little twerp
If you're reading this I hope you kill yourself

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

unless you still drink soda and keep saying tomorrow then you're not going to make it

>>41880790
How did he died?

>>41898192
Raped then murdered by Sharkey.

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41898208
God bless Sharkey then.

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
We're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
We're all gonna make it brah

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>>41880790
What would he be up to now if he was still alive?

More coke

>>41898012
Watch your mouth.

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41880790
he would be whoring himself out on instagram, just like his brother

he also probably would have had more and more plastic surgery

>>41881046
>We're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT BRAH!

>>41895977

Being a cocaine party addict and tanning too hard and having plastic surgery isn't being aesthetic.

Plus, dude took steroids to look small, only retards worship this dude.

>>41881046
We're all gonna make it brah

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>>41880869
This. Forever mirin'

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>>41881326
>Sad cunt detected

>>41881046
We're all gonna make it brah

>>41880818
underrated. this

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

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>>41880869
Forever mirin'

>>41882898
No, he didn't. We had weightlifting classes in high school and my parents bought me a weight bench on my 17th birthday, both long before Zyzz showed up with stupid antics.

>>41884687
>A lof of people started lifting because of him.

Even if this was true, they could just as easily be inspired by literally any other dead roider.

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it bruh

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>>41881046
We're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
We're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046

We're all gonna make it mate

>>41881046
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT BRAH

>>41902029
JUST FUCK MY INSERTIONS UP

With the amount of gear he was on, He should've been a lot bigger. I bet he spent more time eating and partying than at the gym. The steroids and stims made up for his lack of discipline.

Mire this snapcity deadlift form brah
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6vXiOy-eoL4

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>>41881046
we're all gonna make it for Zyzz and Toshino Kyoko

>>41898791

You gonna backtrace my ip, you fucking tremendous faggot?

>>41880869
Forever mirin'

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41880869
Forever mirin

>>41895131
yeah, but I'd hardly call you a grower. You have a decent combination of both there.

I'm 2.2 inches flaccid and 6.4 hard. Not huge by any means but I'm perfectly happy with my functional length. Much more insecure when it comes to hazing or acting like a lad where we all have to get our dicks out when they're soft.

>>41881046
Were all gonna make it brahs

>>41880790
Probably still be a degenerate and be an all-round bad influence on the surrounding women and peers.

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

We're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41881046
We're all gonna make it brah