Well /fit/, are you beach body ready?

nope. I'd rather stuff myself full of peanut butter every day than lose weight to look better

>>41877020
>tfw no amount of lift can fix my pale baby skin

>>41877051
Self tanning lotion retard

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>tfw you will never be 200 pushups ready

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2ulMqORR0o

>>41877020
no im an ugly obese "powerlifter"

>>41877061
gives you weird orange look, even worse

>>41877071
come on dude,leave that guy alone

>>41877061

That shit looks horrible

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>>41877087
>>41877116
Find a good one idiots

>>41877153
no amount of cherrypicked pics can change the fact that it looks shitty irl, stop being in denial

>>41877020
>The weight loss collection
>proteinworld.com
Protein helps you lose weight now?

>>41877233
apparently

>>41877051
Carrots

>>41877259
tried it, ate them as if i was some grotesque genetic freak half human half rabbit but no results

>>41877209
>ive seen/heard of one retard using $5 self tanner from walgreens therefore every product in the world is bad

Kill yourself retard

>>41877259
I eat a shit ton of carrots everyday and I'm still very pale. It's probably just a urban myth

>>41877209
Literally 80% of girls use tanning lotion and you don't even notice faggot. Go ahead and be the pale retard at the pool while i'm getting numbers of all the chicks you don't dare to approach

>>41877308
>today in anon's mind show

>>41877087
>>41877116
>>41877209
>>41877314
>self tanners looked bad a decade ago which means that they are also bad now

>>41877020
no... i fucked up by bulking for too long... now i am going to bulk until next summer-cut period

>>41877071
stop posting this guy u faggot

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>>41877308
>Wanting to be a nigger to attract girls
If you don't have anything else going on for you then why not.

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>>41877020
>even chubby women look good

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR FIT

WHY DO MEN HAVE TO SPEND HOURS AND HOURS IN A GYM AND EAT BLAND FUCKING FOOD AND INJECT HORMONES INTO THEIR BUTTHOLES WHEN WOMEN CAN JUST BE ON THE CUSP OF BEING OBESE AND STILL BE ATTRACTIVE

WHY DID GOD MAKE IT THIS WAY

>>41877314
>>41877385
Believe what you want. When i flex my tanned huge 'ceps every girl want my dick.
Alsof stop projecting. I've got my own business, am shredded as fuck and get new girls to fuck every week

>>41877020

Truthfully neither of them are that bad and could easily achieve that "unrealistic beauty standard" I assume they're railing against with a modicum of effort.

>>41877388
She's pretty ugly dude. Just because your beta genetics make you feel attracted to her, doesn't mean she actually is

>>41877388
they don't look good you just have low standards

>>41877388
left girl is covering her FUPA
right girl is fridge mode

It's coming along, good thing I have 4 more months to get it ready :-)

>>41877419
im beta af and still find her incredibly ugly

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>>41877388

>>41877440
>covering

It's not covered at all, she looks like a sauasage. She needs to lose 15-20lbs before wearing that swimsuit again

>>41877020
all I get from this image is one of them knows how to purchase a swimsuit that is flattering to her body type and one does not

>>41877388
because you're desperate

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>>41877326

>Donald Trump's fake tan looks good

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You tell me.

>>41877020
Is that a diaper swim suit?

>>41877051
I started walking outside daily after work and on the weekends.
>tfw I'm not a human reflector anymore
Protip: wear sunscreen

>>41877271
It depends on the person. When I was younger (about 10) I'd eat about half a lb of baby carrots a day because I found them verry tasty. While the skin on my body didn't change color,the palms of my hands,and the soles of my feet did turn a certain shade of orange. It was noticable enough that my parents took me to the doc,and he just told me to eat less carrots. Lo and behold,a couple of weeks later,my hands and feet were back to their normal colors.

>>41877051
What about the fucking sun?

>>41877532
Why the tattoo?

>>41877525
he most likely has used the same fake tan for 2 decades

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>>41877020
>not even public gym ready

>>41877629
pale floridian here

I hope it fucking dies

>>41877532
>tattoo
If it's a family crest then okay. Anything else, kys.

But yeah, beach ready.

>>41877894
Pale Floridian here too, bro. Luckily my grill is paler then me so I'm safe.

>>41877020
>left wearing an adult diaper to hide her stomach
kek

I'd fuck both though

Why do fat people even exist? Just stop eating.

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>>41877910

Its just an american traditional piece paying respect to my dad, he passed away when I was 11. I also have a lotus on my bicep as a promise to myself to stop being a sad kunt and conquer depression/anxiety.

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>>41878025
I like you anon, you seem like a stand up guy.

>>41878025
Good luck comrade, I hope you make it

>>41878025
>he fell for the depression meme

Stop being a little bitch.

>>41877917
Sadly I live in Naples, no grills under 6,000 years old allowed

>>41878308
Yeah, I got lucky by being raised, and staying in, Fort Lauderdale.

God speed, anon

>>41877051

Fellow pale guy here.

Get a spray tan at a local salon. Do your research and make sure you're going to a good place.

You'll be happy.

>>41877532
too fat

>>41877910
>Family Crest

Hahaha what the fuck? Calm down Farquad

>>41877071
I don't even want to pick on that guy. :(

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>>41877071
This is sad

>>41877108
>>41878539
>>41878510
https://youtu.be/WuiPBwAmGbA
He eventually corrected his form and seems to be making some visual progress.

What self tanning lotion does /fit/ recommend?

>don't want to get skin cancer
>don't want to do OPOCAD