FPH/FPS THREAD

>>41876893
What is this shit?

>>41876893
cringe

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>>41877013
daily reminder that bongland is beyong saving

>>41877028
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>>41877048
this is retarded beyond all repair and it triggered me

>>41876903
Not excusing her hugeness or anything but that door looks obnoxiously narrow

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>>41876893
>Muskoka Cream Ale
>this bitch lives in my province

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my favorite

>>41876899
>how dis make you feel, white boi

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Does anyone have more pics of this book?

>>41877198
It's true though, shitty food is cheaper than decent food

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>>41877241

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>>41877241

>>41877261
Guess what? Eating less food is cheaper than eating more food :0

>>41877048
I'd rather talk to my friends instead of eating all day

>ITT: 50% people being fat, 50% missunderstood satire

>>41877055
go back to schleep saxon

>>41877013
This is a croc. He banned that one advert for no real reason. There's shitloads of lingerie ads full of slim, hot as fuck women all over the tube still.

>>41877055
>Muslims drive into a group of people
>Get shot
>White guy drives into a group of muslims
>Does not get shot
Nice double standards

Does anyone have the screens of a fatty getting in a fight with Protein World's PR guy on Twitter only to find out that it was the CEO himself who was calling her out?

>>41876998

If they were unique then they wouldn't all adhere to a stereotype and sprout the same bullshit.

>>41877321
Its /pol/, they live in their own dream world. No one there even lives in or near London.

>>41877261
For a single meal, maybe. In every other case that's not true.

>>41877068
soooo who's saying this?
a fat person?
or the skinny girl in the icon?

>>41877339
This. As a muslim myself I got used to the unnecessary hate I see every day on 4chan on advice boards like /fit/ but these /pol/ posters with their made up "facts" and "arguments" are really ruining this site for me.

>>41877324
I would fuck the shit out this female.

>>41877358
No politics or religion on here please

>>41877387
I know that my sheer existence is going to trigger a lot of drumpfkin but I'm sick of having to hide my religion or origin to appease these idiots.

>>41877407

Fat bait for fat haters.

>>41877232

This is responding to the same person? She starts off with

>I'm very happy that you're working towards the you yhat you desire. That's fantastic.

And ends with

>YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE THAT DOESN'T DESERVE LOVE

>>41877434
Whatever, dude.

>>41876866
This has to be some sort of abuse

>>41877493
>having your stomach cover your genitals
kek

>>41877453

>I'm very happy that you're working towards the you yhat you desire. That's fantastic.

This is the sound of the passive-aggressive fuse. It's a kind of hissing.

>YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE THAT DOESN'T DESERVE LOVE

And that's the explosion.

>>41877006
Literally nothing wrong with 11. Gotta get that protein bro.

>>41877315
>>41877013
Daily reminder that stinking pajeet represented for 911 terrorists.

>>41877021
Man... shit like this has a weird psycology to it. It's obviously a call for attention, a "look at me, i can make you jealous of my body and boyfriend too" but completely lacking self awareness of what's acutally being displayed. It's kind of sad, they probably both hate themselves and can't even look at themselves in a mirror.

>>41877321
You're mad that people who were running around stabbing others got shot. Take note, this is how muslims always act. They'll defend their tribe no matter what the circumstances are. There is no right vs wrong, just them vs everyone else.

>>41877358
Your 'religion' is an evil cult that causes violence everywhere it goes. How many buddhists or zoroastrians are there in the middle east? None, muslims killed them all. Yazidis are all but extinct, christianity and judaism is flat out banned in most mudshit countries, and even if it is legal they still get murdered en masse. In every single country, you section yourselves off, refuse to follow laws and preach violence against the populations that pay your rent.

You have no value to the countries that let you in. The vast majority of you go on welfare, you're uneducated, unskilled, have low iq, and of course partake in inbreeding, guaranteeing your cousin wives will give genetically challenged future terrorists. You're the Africans of religion. Everyone hates you because you pick fights with everyone around, you never assimilate, and it's always a net loss to let you into a country.

You're the enemies of hindus, christians, jews, yazidis, buddhists (who have now taken to fighting you violent savages in southern asia), and any other sensible group that doesn't support child rape. You genocide all these groups and then whine like a bitch on the internet that they don't like you.

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>>41877471
that's a great ep . white trash , insane posse lovers whose parents still did meth

>>41877261
Skinless chicken breast is $2.00/lb in texas

>>41877503
أنت عربي؟

>>41876922
ya you probably have a wooden personality am i right

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>>41877660
Of course not. FPHs are to 99% about reposting and reposting and reposting the very same pics for the little valuation in form of a (You).

For example, I bet you've seen this picture at least ten times already.

>>41877261
nope. oatmeal, lentils, carrots, onions, beans, tap water, flax seeds etc are dirt cheap and keep you thin.

>>41877643
I'm not the muslim guy but:
Islam is literally just as bad or good as judaism or christianity. there's nothing evil about it. it's just outdated as fuck.
Muslim population is mostly trash though it's true. However the anti-"shitskin" racism and muslim hate exhibited by /pol/ is way out of proportion.
t. lived in a muslim country and have muslim family members

>>41877535
Provided that wasn't just a quick snack between meals.

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>>41877493
can someone explain what the circled area is? what is the nature of a fat's extended belly button?

>>41877735
that's a fupa, a front butt gut.

>>41877658
I am curious, how much are the gizzards?

They were my go-to choice of meat when being low on money.

>>41877747
thanks, but why does it form like that? is it like two lobes of fat that drape down either side of the belly button? this is so confusing, it's like learning the physiology of a species of whale. i'm not a marine biologist

>>41877291
What are the spots on her body?

>>41877048
Didn't really start raging until the third page, I was almost going along for the ride until:

>In 50 years we'll all be saggy, but he'll be saggy and boring.

>>41877783
grease spots

>Triggered fatty derails fph thread by pretending to be the stereotypical muslim

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>Mfw GF is studying to become a doctor
>Mfw there is, in fact, no actual correlation between sickness and how fat someone is on the outside, i.e stomach, thighs, arms, face etc
>Mfw they are actually telling the truth
>But mfw this is because all the health issues are almost 100% fitted to the amount of gut fat (that's "inside" the stomach muscles")
>And mfw there's a correlation between that and your weight

Also a fun fact: Weightlifting is statistically proven to hurt you in terms of years lived, whilst cardio is still unproven.

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>>41877826
Not even trying, bro.

>>41877826
Not a doctor yet so you shouldn't be taking medical advice from her. Also statistically likely imaginary, an even bigger reason to disregard her words.

>>41877826
>ska tit sticks
sucks to your ska tit sticks

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>>41877840
Not saying weightlifting isn't worth it, look up the numbers yourself if you don't believe me.

>>41877857
>Hurr someone who's been through 6 years of studies probably knows nothing

Alright man.

You guys really are thin-skinned huh? I also lift, calm your tits. Its only something like 2-3 years if you don't count people juicing which is about the same levels as working in a metal foundry for example.

>>41876922
>Trees are eukaryotes ergo you should think my body is sexy

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>>41877826
>>>
> Anonymous 06/21/17(Wed)17:14:34 No.41877857▶>>41877886
>>>41877826
>Not a doctor yet so you shouldn't be taking medical advice from her. Also statistically likely imaginary, an even bigger

>>41877643
Why aren't mods doing anything against these racists? Don't they know that this hate is the reason for all terror attacks so far?

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>>41877928
that thumbnail image made it looks like a big slice of overcooked pizza

>>41877886
It is not actually legal for her to give medical advice without disclaiming the fact that she has not completed her education and is NOT a medical professional.

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>>41877965
kekus maximus

>>41878003
>Be murican
>Thinks he can give advice on medical stuff
>Still thinks that a someone who's done 6 out of 7 years knows nothing

Grow some balls man, if i'm so obviously baiting and so completely wrong just man up and ignore me.

>>41877928
Is it dead?

Sidenote. Thumbnail looked like spaghetti stuffed into a split dinner role.

>>41877048
>i could go to the gym too
no you can't
and improving your health and looking good as side effect is a bad thing now? these dyel fags will come up with wildest shit

>>41877886
>>41878022
Nobody is really that upset anon. If you have to undercut all of your research with how everyone is a coward for replying to you, maybe you're not that confident about posting.

Obesity is plain disgusting, everyone on this board knows that and it's fun to laugh at (and sometimes get fucking grossed out by) the people that try to make obesity acceptable.

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>>41878048
>Meathead has read 5 minutes online that lifting weights is safe,
>Compares its to "Your research" which is in fact not my own, its mostly done by Guyton and Halls (or rather gathered by them) research

Are you high or something? I think you didn't even read what i wrote.
Read it again: The joke is that being fat on the outside is fine BUT there's a direct correlation between that AND dangerous gut-fat.
In THEORY you could be pretty darn fat and still healthy, but you can't since gut fat,

Being fat is still WAY worse than lifting weights, calm your roided tits and learn to read.

>>41878022
I never gave advice or said she "knows nothing." What is her doctoral thesis on? Even if she were a doctoral graduate I would want to see where she is getting her numbers from. It's far too easy to put together a bogus study nowadays, or cherry pick results from existing ones.

>>41878085
don't you dare talk about my tits you gee dee em effer

>>41878085
See, fat people are even starting to subvert non-fatties with HAES dogma.

>>41877714
Wrong. Mohammed was a child raping mass murdering psycopath who started out by raiding caravans. Islam has only ever spread through violence. Not only is violence vastly more common by muslims vs those of other religions, the cult flat out tells them to do so. People of other religions may not like each other, but there is generally a belief of viewing others as your brother. Christ told the parable of the good samaritan, mohammed told his cult followers to not befriend non-believers.

When your ultimate example to follow was a terrible person, the followers will be terrible people. I don't doubt that there are many who would drop Islam if they could do so safely, and it's a shame that the west abandoned those people.

There is nothing good about Islam. It's a death cult, and a poison by design. It should be hated, and resisted in all its forms. There's nothing to respect about someone who condones a man "thighing" a 6 year old and penetrating her when she's 9.

>>41877048
The funny thing is that since getting /fit/ I also read and talk to my friends more because I have the energy to not lay on the couch all day.

>>41877298

Maybe I'm a terrible person but I don't think I would have done anything past getting the diet soda out of her backpack. I hate getting my workouts interrupted even more than I hate fat people.

>>41877653
Don't these people have anything better to do than go out to "protests" that accomplish nothing other than getting you arrested? Don't even compare it to the ones from the Civil Rights era, at least they had an achievable cause to get behind that isn't "wah I don't like this president get rid of him".

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FAT SHAMERS BTFO

IT'S 2017 SHITLORDS

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>>41877886
Good thing you're dating someone who's smart enough to make up for you.

>>41878110
Literally type 2 diabetes and the effect training post-diagnose. I'm oversimplifying but that's the jist of it.

Also:
>Murican doesn't realize i named a book(Of many) where this is mentioned (due to hundreds of studies on both sides of the coin)

So you have no experience in the medical field and still feel like you should flabber your mouth?

>>41878149
Stop the hate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxbdvo2vFwc

>>41878149
Even if all the "Islam is a religion of peace" bullshit WAS true at some point it has been completely subverted in modern times. See, a large portion of Muslims are illiterate, relying on "scholars" to translate the words of their holy books. This invariably leads to said scholars being paid to selectively interpret passages in a way that fits local laws/encourages extremist recruitment. There was a slight counter-culture movement against this selective translation in the mid 90s but I guess all those nu metal wannabes ended up decapitated.

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>>41878190
Smart reply there.

>Mfw everyone is 100% i'm wrong about weightlifting being bad but 0% posting any disprove it.

Really activates my almonds.

>>41877261
>this is real life in burgerland

>>41877714

>there's nothing evil about it

Idk man I consider raping children and cutting the heads off of people who disagree with you pretty evil, maybe I'm just a bigot on the wrong side of history :^)

>>41877370
You need to grow some standards man

>>41878211
Don't misconstrue primitive and evil. If an ape behaved the way a jihadist did we would study the ape to find out why it's behavior is aberrant, not merely condemn to poor dumb creature.

>>41877232
>Mhu thyroid is useless
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levothyroxine
>problem solved
But of course you must have a form of hypothyroidism or no sane doctor will ever prescribe it to you

>>41877013
>elect Muslim mayor
>bans adds of uncovered women

pottery

>>41878243

>an ape running around raping people and cutting heads off

Are you srs nigga we would kill it instantly

>>41877254
This hurts. It hurts a lot.

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Peeky Breeky

>>41878243
Yes, all these poor people following the steps of their pedophile mass murderer deserve mercy and forgiveness! Don't you dare to judge them!

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>>41877321
Muslims have slaughtered us kufir for centuries.

Fuck off bitch.

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>>41878279
i fucking love that breathing bitch

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>Mfw people are triggered by a guy roleplaying as a muslim

Either he's a shitposter or a subhuman, just ignore he'll go away.

>>41878276
Not mercy so much as dispassionate observation in an environment where they cannot hurt themselves or others. I truly believe that if every militant extremist on Earth dropped dead it wouldn't really matter in the long run. Other ideals would rise to take their place, other disenfranchised people would organize against perceived oppression. Only through understanding can we achieve prevention.

>>41877291
Someone told me it's a sign of type 2 diabetes but idk

>>41877714
Fuck you bitch. Arabs literally hold millions of Indians, Pakis, and Philipinos in slavery and their fucked up, child raping, violent death cult allows and encourages it. You NEVER see Muslims speak against it. But as soon as someone makes a mean comment, baby dicked bitches like (>>41877407) cry "OH WHY DO THE KUFFAR HATE US SO :(" and tries to act like he's the one being oppressed.

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>>41877203

>even if you're accepting and positive.

Literally nothing will sate their ego let alone their hunger.

>>41877298
tl;dr:
>dude is doing cardo
>fat chick is so distraught at this sight she drops to the ground, he doesn't even notice
>she valiantly offers her body up to be used as a substitute for a giant kettlebell
>suffers two dislocated arms, getting glassed and almost drowned in the process
>anon doesn't even have the gratitude to thank her for saving him from the cardio
baka desutbh fampai

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Why are Muslims so obese?

>>41877254
Goddamn. Not only did he predict fat acceptance, but suddenly how everyone's craving "THICC" girls

>>41877006
This isn't really fph, honestly.

even back when I was dyel/skelly, I could do some of these

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>>41878178
I think both sides are just out to have some excitment or to feel something

>>41878405
Probably because they're all inbred retards.

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>>41877048
That's so stupid fucking retarded on so many levels, holy shit

fuck

>>41878421
>this pic

I still rage whenever I remember this useless shit.

>>41876893
I hate this one so Fucking much, just look at that stupid fuckingg look on her face

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>>41878421
>mfw national guard
>mfw can't wait to tear gas rioting antifa and nazi roleplayers

>>41878405
the saudi royal family accounts for roughly 30% of the country's total mass

>>41877193
>fat epiphany
>stuffs face with disgusting food
>alone, in the middle of the night
>I'll show them!!
>"them" is imaginary thin people that she thinks care about her

why would you share this online that's fucking embarrasing

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>>41878423
Probably because they're all inbred retards.

>>41877816
That poor kid is going to grow up to be a dietician

>>41878332
Hah, it's not even genetics, it's gender.

>>41877582
projecting hard mate

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>>41877222
>>41877306
>>41877816
>>41878366

Legit mad. Give the children a chance.

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>>41878487

>>41876922
>hip bones grow
ah haha

>dating a girl I've known since middle school
>she was hot
>got fat in the last couple years but I had hope for her (a little over 30%)
>finally convince her to start working out and get her on SL5x5
>she does this for 3 months and copies my diet while I'm on a bulk
>I stop my bulk prematurely just to force her to cut
>I meticulously count calories and basically eat the same thing every day
>she says she "just can't" do that so she goes on the keto diet
>doesn't count macros or anything so all she's really doing is eating a lot of steak
>has skipped at least a dozen gym sessions this year and refuses to run
>has lost only 12lbs in over 4 months and has plateaued
>I lose that in one month and she says its easier for guys
>hangs out with fat women and lets them talk her into a false sense of how skinny she is
>she is still around 30%bf and thinks she's getting too skinny
>giving less and less effort as time goes on

I am really considering breaking up with her over this. She's never going to make it.

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>>41877254
Yes

>>41877261
This is why 'Murica is fat and ugly.

>>41877783
pepperoni

>>41877261
you don't HAVE to eat it all in one go

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How do you build SICK TRICEPS like pic related?

>>41877261

Most fat people who use the excuse of "unhealthy foods are cheap" are almost always too lazy to do anything besides push a microwave button in terms of food prep.

There are plenty of healthy and cheap foods out there - in fact my grocery bills went DOWN when I began to eat healthier and cut back heavily on processed garbage. The problem lies in that you need to be willing to get the food out out of its raw state and have a very basic knowledge of cooking (which most people are too lazy to bother learning).

>>41877028
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>>41877048
You can tell that he's way uglier in real life based on his character

>>41878692
Don't forget mental laziness ie not going outside of your routine/comfort zone. Hell this is a problem for skellies too, as when trying to bulk on dirty food.

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>>41877702
>unfried rice
Always gets me

>>41877068
This is true though

>>41878692
This

Fresh meat, veg and rice is ridiculously cheap compared to fast food and microwave shit.

>>41878705
lol you think that cartoon's cute. you gonna fap to it, homo?

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>>41878021
>mfw I have dozens of in-laws that look like this
>their families are a festering environment of obesity and fat pats on the fat back

>>41877950
>people insult my religion
>blow them up
>It's their fault my religion can't accept criticism

>>41877261
yeah no
you can literally just stop eating
it costs 0 dollarrydoos

>>41877261
>>41878692
Also it's not like McDonald's is absolutely terrible for you, look at the nutrition facts, it's not optimal by any means but in moderation it's a decently healthy meal.

>>41877321
the white man was captured by civilians you fucking degenerate lying piece of shit

>>41878867

The quality of the meat in those burgers is absolutely terrible though.

>>41878190
Christ the top row had me laughing

>>41878304
that cake looks pretty good actually

>>41876893
You can tell this woman has a veeerryy small group of friends, no boyfriend and the bio clock is ticking

>>41877006
>There was a shitty movie on TV and I wanted to change the channel but the remote wasn't anywhere near me. I watched the movie.

Sweet Meteor O'Death can't come soon enough.

>>41878692
Agreed. I didn't realize until I was older how great it was to grow up with a grandma and mother who knew how to cook from scratch.

Both thin their whole lives, too.

>>41877021
>that disgusting skinnyfat body

They deserve each other.

>>41878688
Is this the cow that berates her photo editors when they don't airbrush her enough?

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>>41877021

>supa

>>41878612
human garbage
brake up with her immediately
think about how subhuman you'd think a weak willed male would be if he did that shit
roasties get to much slack

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>>41877950
I think you're confused as to what forum you're on
fuck off back to plebbit

>>41878692

Isn't what ruins mcd's food the copious amounts of salt? That and the mix of simple carbs + fat. Honestly dat protein is god tier though.

>tfw haven't had a big mac in 7 months

I'm craving it pretty badly right now.

>>41877321
>crash van
>get out, run around stabbing people while wearing fake suicide vests
>get shot

>crash van
>unarmed, do nothing
>civilians have already subdued you by the time police arrve
>do not get shot

There is no double standard, you're just ignorant.

>>41877306
>abortion failed
Fucking how?

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There's something really satisfying about fat people getting mad among themselves over cute thin girls.

>>41879122
Do you think you're a detective? The whole thing is embarrassingly obvious bullshit.
>i dunno these days huh huh huh
Shut up.

>>41877048
>People who disagree with me are idiots
>Just shut yourself from opposing views
C L A S S I C

>>41877339
I go to uni in London, and I know for a fact I'm not the only one.

>>41879112
I keep a bottle of light thousand island dressing around for those times. Add to a salad or something with lean beef.

>>41878408
>predict
the guy chose his stage name based on an undercover commie that was named in the Venona papers.

>>41876982
A woman that rejects her really really official adult age.

>>41879132
Wot?

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>>41876893

>>41878936
The best option is to hunt your own meat, convenience is a huge factor though.

>>41877048
>Spending 4-7 hours a week at the gym makes you boring

Okay buddy I'm sure you watching 6 Netflix episodes a night is making you into an incredibly well rounded person

>>41877112
>Muskoka is only sold in the province it's brewed in

You're retarded

>At gym right now.
>Go at midnight explicitly to avoid others.
>Three cunts here.
>Almost finished my workout.
>Just want the smith machine for calf raises.
>YUGE bitch sitting on the floor in the smith machine doing something weird with 15kg on either side of the bar.
>She's been there for a half hour at least.

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Does anyone else just find the idea of rolling fat people down hills with jagged rocks hilarious?

Like, we kidnap fatties in the night and then film them being rolled down hills on stream with people betting on who gets down the fastest

If you predict which sack gets something broken you get extra money


>tfw no who rolls down the hill fattest contest


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKhEZj2s08M

>>41877407
Kys slime

>>41879222
Well rounded. In the geometric sense.

>>41877773
I guess the bellybutton is attached to the inside of her stomach, while the fat is just layered on top of it, so it has to form around it.

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>>41879255
kek

>a no rolls barred underground sport

>>41877055
I think the fat is blocking your brain bucko, /pol/ is over there.

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>>41879312
>>41879255

And we set up ramps for extra points!

>>41876893
This is the type of bitch that says she's tired from "adulting".

>>41878705
When are they not

>>41878405
if they eat the same sort of confectionery turkey does, it's really not a fucking surprise

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Not really a FPS, just kinda sad.

>be high schooler
>need job
>end up working at a higher-end burger joint in a wealthy neighborhood
>sweetigettips.jpg
>oh hell, how wrong I was
>place is almost constantly filled with fatasses, men and women alike weighing 300+ lbs
>smell like shit, eat like shit, are shitty people
>complaints about EVERYTHING, fatties will eat 3/4 of a burger and then send it back because it had no mayo
>people barely tip (biggest offense imo)
>our food is already fairly large, but people will order burger+fries+drink+shake+onion rings for the table
>and people often get a salad too because THAT makes it 'healthy'
>and they eat like pigs, it's so nasty
>on the bright side, being exposed to this made me realize the horrors of unhealthy eating and led me to stop being a chubby faggot

Again, not really a story per se, it's just damn sad to stand by and effectively assist these people's suicides. And honestly angering too, watching otherwise friendly folks ruin themselves and be genuinely addicted to grease.

Though the saddest part is our food is totally local (and expensive!) and I know the owner intended to make a tasty, less fattening alternative to McDonalds and shit that also funds the community.

>>41877653
>old navy
I thought they were anti capitalists

>>41877816
>that bottle of Pam
>next to a tub of butter
Guess which one she went for

>>41877950
> Don't they know that this hate is the reason for all terror attacks so far?
ahhahahahhahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
You and I know that isnt the reason

>>41878190
> ihave a groupon

my sides

>>41877816
This episode was really sad. She just repeats how accomplished she feels as a mother even though she never leaves the bed and doesn't make it to any of his events the whole year she's on the show.

>i may not leave the bed, but we do a lot together
>gestures around bed with flabby arms
>what I've done here with him surpasses what working mothers do for their kids
>i'll be there at his next elementary school graduation even though I'm not going to stand up on my own in an entire year
>if i keep repeating to my son that he's proud of me, he'll grow up believing it

She's not raising a son, she's raising her next caregiver.

>>41876854
BBBBBRRRRAAAAPPPPPP

>>41878867
No it isn't, the fuck. High sugar high fat shgitty ingredients. You'd have to be retarded to consider it healthy.

>>41877040
>weird nipples

kek

>>41877658
Yea I get mine for like a 1.98 a lb in PA

>>41877702
>3 "diet soda" on the last day
Lord Almighty

>>41877306
Usually I come to these thread to laugh at fatties but this actually made me really angry.
If that kid grows up to be the next Green river killer I will totally understand.

>>41878688
Such a shame cause she's got a pretty face

>>41878405
They don't emphasise exercise at all in schools, they eat huge quantities of shit, and they have no interest in doing anything physical because of a) the 'daddy's money can buy me everything' philosophy b) the temperature-shit's like 20 degrees at its coldest

>>41879573
Shits like $7.50 in france

>>41878612
Break up with her now. If she ever does actually lose the weight, she'll leave you.

>>41877660
I don't either, anon. I'm barely literate enough to read the question without translate.

>>41879063
Yea and read she is a real bitch to the other models

>>41877950
HAHAHAH oh wew lad. you're really poking the beast here boyo

Most of the people on this site browse /pol/ or at least have been influenced in some way.

>their made up "facts" and "arguments"
How is it made up facts to point out that since 9/11, 31000 Islamic terror attacks have taken place. over 140 people have been killed by the religion of peace this ramadamadam alone.

>really ruining this site for me.
Then fuck off back to twitter

>>41876874

Peecha chakka no Wookie boonowa teepi Solo ho ho ho ho ho ho

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>year ago, or so
>Working at smoothie king
>See car screech into the handicap spot
>Whale heaves out of her car, waddles into the store
>Register is all the way at the back of the lobby, kind of a tight squeeze
>Whale knocks some bags of banana chips and pretzel bites off the wall with her ass
>She's wheezing by the time she walks the 20ft from the door to the register
>"I'll have a peanut power chocolate"
>"Okay, what size?"
>"The biggest you have"
>ifuckingknewit.png
>The large is 1400 calories
>"Okay, that'll be 9.56"
>"Why is it so expensive??"
>"Did you want a medium instead? Those are 8.10"
>"Ugh, no, I'll have the large"
>Hands me a sweaty $10 bill from her bra
>mfw

>>41879969
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11942838/This-cafe-will-no-longer-accept-money-out-of-your-bra-or-underwear.html
>A restaurant in the town of Carnarvon, Western Australia, is so fed-up with sweaty dollars being handed over by customers they are now refusing to accept them.

Implement this policy, like today

>>41877048

TWF as I went above 200-230lb I probably could have agreed with this.

Then I found out your IQ starts to drop past 25, even if you read or study and running and weightlifting are two of the best ways to stay fresh.

TWF in 50 year's I'll be saggy and ripped able to run 10 miles in the morning and keep up with the 20 year olds at the gym... And you will have died 25 years earlier in your late 40s from a heart attack in a mcdonalds drive through during an argument with a teenage over how you were shorted a chicken mcnugget and you know it was 19 not 20 because it's 2 dips to a pot and you've used 9 and a half pots of ketchup.

>>41877193
>dieting for years
>consistently end up at fast food drive ins

Do people know what a diet is? Consuming less calories than you burn. Its hard to do that when you put down 1500 calories in one meal

>>41878181
Ur back

>>41877013

The company should have responded posting a woman in a burkini passing out due to heat exhaustion at the beach.

Just like a time lapse of her going to the beach and lying down to sunbath and then everyone leaves the beach except her... Then the seagulls come.

>>41879234
I've never seen it outside of Ontario, but okay mate.

>>41879969
You actually accept money when someone pulls it from their sweaty tits?

>Overweight lady hands me a twenty
>Tell her I'm not going to accept it and ask if she can pay with anything else
>she kicks up a fuss about having to accept it
>realise at this point her friends are behind her watching intensely
>still deny money and get manager to deal with this
>Manager thinks it's a joke and just takes the money
>See him smelling his hands in the Back of House after

>>41880019
2 dips to a pot? You're using way too much ketchup my nig

>>41880019
This post is a mess.

>>41880092
This happened to me before. Ratchet older woman with massive breasts was paying for her xmas stuff with money from her bra. She was already holding up the super long line for multiple reasons but I was visibly disgusted with taking her money.

>>41877702
>been dieting 3 days
>sees no results
>gives up

Can you imagine if people applied this concept to learning a new task like reading or driving.

Ah yea i havent seen noticable improvement after my three days of half assed effort. Guess I was never born to read

>>41877596
>comes out of nowhere
>puts on an incredible amount of weight in a short amount of time
>ruins it all by slathering her arm in tattoos
Why do all fat girls get huge shitty tattoos?

>>41877826

The % fat in your organs increases the fatter you get. After you get obese your body starts depositing fat in places other than your flabby parts ie. in your organs. You don't want your kidneys looking like a marbled kobe beef steak.

I can't remember where I read this but it was one of the most disgusting things I read that kept me going over 240lb.

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>>41876854
>not having a BBW gf

>>41878021
>Uncle has a heart attack at 62
>Mom comments how he is so healthy, how could this happen to him?

He is 6 foot 300 lbs and he eats like shit.

>>41878612
>>hangs out with fat women and lets them talk her into a false sense of how skinny she is

They want her to be fat and single so she can't leave them. Make sure she knows that before you go.

>>41877321
Finsbury guy did not continue to attempt to murder people with a knife after crashing, unlike most all vehicle based attacks made by muslim terrorists.

>>41879112
Try their breakfast menu. It gave me food poisoning 2 years ago and I havent eaten fast food since. Still cant eat breakfast sausage

>high school class
>IT walks in, fat slob along with an awful smell akin to rancid milk and garbage baked in the summer heat for two weeks
>eyes literally water, and she sat at a table 15 feet away
>class starts, teacher returns from water fountain
>she closes the door and then her face contorts into the most disgusted scowl
>"I'm just going to leave the door open because there's some kind of funky smell in here"
>have to endure the stench for 1.5 hours
>leave class and gasp for air, have a headache for another hour

I don't think I ate lunch that day

>>41880169
This

I'm still ashaed tho

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>>41880285
I don't have one yet....one day.

>>41880317
>tfw gf has put on almost 50lbs in 2 years
>super into the fetish but doesn't want to get too big due to her job and health concerns
Why can't all those shitty fanfics be accurate and someone just makes a pill that gets rid of the negative effects?

>>41880169
Thats no bbw
BFW rather, as in Big Fucking Whale

>>41880330
Life isint that fair anon.
Either what you said, or, I find a fat girl that isint into it, OR, I find a girl into my fetish, but she is loko

>>41880355
Ara ara~
<3

>>41877306
sometimes I want to take the nearest meat hook and go on a sjw killing rampage.

>>41877006
lel I've done number 4 telling my roommate I was going to the gym, but I jogged about 15 minutes there and back and it was fucking hot so I had actual sweat and didn't have to douse myself with water.

>>41880368
>finding a fat girl that isn't into it
Probably the most awkward break up I've ever done. I wonder if that encouraged her with her weightloss journey, or if she gained weight due to the stress and being so upset that I was breaking up because "I thought you liked being fat"

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>>41876883
Non-american here, never had twinkies, are they really that good?

>>41876938
Is she a suicide girl beacuse she is eating herself to death?

>>41877261
I can eat for several days for the price of a single McDonald's value meal.

>>41880426
also non american here, they're overrated as fuck

>>41880426
they're as good as any other processed junk food nothing special about em

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>>41877222
>wibbly wobbly
Gets me everytime

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>>41880397
>weight loss
I'd imagine these fatgirls like /fit/ guys cause we might help them with their weight loss....
Little do they know, it's quite the opposite

>>41877503
I love that response tough

>>41876922
>Confusing eukaryotes with prokaryotes
REEEEEEE

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>>41877618
ITS FUCKING LIQUID
I still have a bit of chub on my lower stomach and while that's doughy it's not at this consistency wtf

>>41880468
You can eat for days on $3?

>>41880169
Had one with about 31 BMI
Would not recommend

>>41878362
the muslim cries out in pain as he beheads you.

>>41878391
slight kek

>>41878460
literally her fault for giving him validation. Should have gone home the moment he revealed his fat.

>>41880426
theyre good if you have only ever eaten those and poptarts. if youve had any real pastry youll be disappointed

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>>41877261
>7
>fucking
>limes

>>41877826
you are full of bullshit mate i also study to be a doctor

>>41878501
kek

>>41877826
I tore all 3 ligaments on the outside of my ankle from running. Only suffered very minor injuries from weight lifting for 4 years. Nice bait, made me reply.

>>41877358
Then leave.

>>41877040
> what we really think
I wish people would stop acting like other people are hive mind with no different opinions whatsoever

>>41880157
for the same reason dogs bark, its just a fact of nature you have to accept.
>200lb+ coworker has a portrait of her cat on her left arm

>>41877048
>>41877040
>>41877028
/fit/ btfo

>>41876922
>being so fat you turn into a tree

>>41877618
How can anyone be proud of that

>>41877006
>17

Literally nothing wrong with it.

>>41881095
She's a fetish model

>>41877193
>Constant vigilance over what I consume
>One night of binge eating is why I am fat

There is a problem here somewhere

>>41877272
Ultrahigh Test

>>41881206
I mean to be fair I feel fat after a night of binge eating.
I'm not actually fat, but I feel fat.

>>41877321
So what?

>>41878405
countries like saudi became prosperous almost overnight and so they've never even got round to thinking about how to deal with the potential negative consequences of prosperity

>>41877714
Well as long as muslims are waaay overrepresented in crime statistics and terror attacks in the EU, they kind of have a point?

I wonder what it is with Islam that makes it followers such brutes, savages, criminals, terrorists and psychopaths? Does it get preached in the mosque? Thou shalt blow thyselves up for no reason. Thou shall commit many crimes and cause disturbances in thy neighbourhood?

I guess they never preach for scientific advancement, not causing trouble and helping other people?

>>41877653

>come, sit, share my fire!

>>41877826
>>Mfw GF is studying to become a doctor
>>First year

I will fucking fight you faggot

>>41877261
you could order a double cheeseburger from mcdonalds for breakfast lunch and dinner and you wouldn't get fat, you'd be unhealthy as fuck but you wouldn't be overweight, as long as you weren't chugging sodas alongside them.

>>41880506
>trees
>plants in general
>prokaryotes

ree, also going so far to compare herself to a tree (she knew whales are much closer and much more fitting) just shows how removed this pig is from reality.

>>41877006
I've done 19 before, ordered two large papa johns pizzas and ate the whole thing in one sitting, along with two cans of coke. I'm not even fat, basically DYEL, but I put on about 10kg over a year from doing that a few too many times, pretty much just added a chubby belly to my otherwise lean body. Now cutting down, It's reassuring to know how easy it is to lose weight as well as gain but now i know what happens if I stop paying attention to how much I'm eating.

>>41881247
They also inbreed like crazy because as long as Mohammaed did it, it's good for you to do it too. So people are crazy/dumb there.

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>>41877055
STOP IT!

>>41877261
SO EAT LESS OF THE SHITTY FOOD
YOU'LL STILL LOSE WEIGHT AND IT'S STILL CHEAPER
BUT NO YOU HAVE TO STUFF YOUR FACE WITH SHIT TO FEEL ANY SEMBLANCE OF JOY YOU LAZY CONGEALED MASS OF FAT CELLS

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>>41881225
He wasn't a fatty I am guessing he felt shitty for a day or two. Point remains fat people don't get fat from once a month binge eating.

>>41877232
>i deserve to be beautiful
why do they all think this? even ugly thin people don't think like this. nobody "deserves" to be attractive at all, it's a mixture of lucky genetics and effort/self control with lifestyle. it's not like you see ugly people whining about being ugly they just do the best they can with what they have.

>>41876922

>I'm growing into something
4XL?

>>41876893
this picture makes me understand when parents say they're not upset just disappointed, my god this is just sad

>>41881247
It's a repressive ideology, de facto.
It's akin to the militant Christians a few hundred years ago.
>inb4 people think I'm justifying it

I'm just saying, when everyone who preaches the ideology is very orthodox then it's gonna fuck with you mentally. A LOT of it is genuinely pent up sexual rage. The south park sketch is surprisingly accurate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4aQ4D-6pok

It's no coincidence that the majority of insurgents that are radicalised are young disillusioned neets.
Consider all the /pol/ tards going on about the inevitable race war and the day of the rope, and imagine that it actually happened a few thousand miles away. The serious ones would all go over there to fight to give their life purpose and feel like they were earning some kind of honour and making their ancestors proud

>tldr; if Islam got with the rest of the world and allowed sex before marriage and masturbation, muslims would be less frustrated

>>41878177
I'm kind of a terrible person deep down too, I would probably have given her the soda and maybe helped her up to drink it, but upon seeing the puke and stuff I don't think I could bring myself to touch her...if it really did look bad and she was blacking out I don't know what I'd do, I'd probably be on my way as quickly as possible. It's her own decisions that got her there, it's kind of fitting that a diet soda was the last thing she had before the sweet release of death.

>>41880426
They taste like heart disease. 0/10 would not recommend.

>>41880518
I don't know about him, but I certainly can.

>>41878460
>tfw no cute aspie /n/ girl to go on rides with and have picnics in the countryside before cycling home and cuddling
why even live

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>>41881381
>NO! Put your head back in the sand goyim!

>>41877358
So fuck off then achmed, no one wants you here any more than they want you in real life, you and your rat like race are a disease. It hurting your fee fees you worship a child molester doesn't make something untrue.

>>41878867
The food is carefully formulated to be the most addictive it can be while still keeping the minimum legally required nutrition info looking good. So sure a beef patty has 23g of protein or whatever, you think okay that's good, and they don't put too much salt in ... but there's all sorts of additives in the meat, oil, dressings and bread etc which hit the levels of sugar, fat, salt needed to get you addicted.

Besides you can just make a sandiwch yourself, if you grill lean beef steak and have it in a nice thick piece of bread with some salad it's 10x better than mcdicks and you can bulk-buy it for a similar price.

>>41880092
>>41879969
just accept it with a single thumb and forefinger and give them a disgusted look. your manager is never going to turn down money so no point starting shit but at least you can let them know they're a disgusting excuse for a human.

>>41881675
Of course there's better alternatives. I'm saying that the fact that this food is cheap is not an excuse to be fat because it can be consumed in a healthy diet. It doesn't matter what oils they add to it as long as the macros are fine ( which they are).

>>41879330
>/pol/ is over there
reddit is down the hall

>>41877198
Are people getting dumber or are we just more exposed to dumb people these days? ’Cause it feels like they’re taking over.

>>41880181
Makes me realize that what fat people mean by healthy is "well fed".

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>>41877048
>I could go to the gym too. But I'd rather read a book

>>41877358
Go rape some children, muzzie.

>>41877306
f a k e n e w s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjyc7oxBmg4
its this chick in the pics lmao

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>>41880285
>>41880317

>>41877618
I rarely ever remark on the things I see in these threads, but my god, this is really strange and depressing to watch

>>41877618
One of my all-time most triggering/motivating gifs. Saving it this time.

>>41880169
I dont get how one doesnt get huge tits when that big

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How on earth was this blob able to get outside his house?