Humor

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>>41867978

>>41868492
Why's tapout such a meme?

>>41867978
Just noticed man tits and loled again

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>>41868518
because its a brand made for whitetrash ottermode/skinny fat /pol/ faggots.

>>41867978
If I wanted /fit/ humor, I'd go here
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>>41867978
looking for chadthundercock vs anonymous meme. Please help me /fit/ you're my only hope.

>>41868653
>doesnt sip

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>>41868743
I love this meme, where does it originate? /r9k/?

>>41867978
If I wanted fit humor I'd ask for your 1repmax

>>41868757
a shill on /pol/ posted "virgin walk". It was later posted on /v/ and the first edit was made there

Someone have the video of the guy who clean and jerks a girl and then just drops her?
/fit/ picking up girls or whatever the tile is.

Requesting webm of chad looking into beta browsing his phone and getting confused as to why he's browsing fit men bodies

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>>41868880
I've got a gif, is that it?

>>41868955
Exactly that. Thanks a ton.

>>41868743
I just noticed he doesn't have a front butt, that's just supposed to be his enormous junk.

>>41868757
>has figured out how to always look everyone in the eye at once at all times
>mfw moving back and forth in front of my computer screen

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>>41869151
h-haha

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>>41868743

>arms constantly flailing in confident, unpredictable ways

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>>41868743
>has not heard a song in his entire life
Fucking everytime

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>>41869695
wtf is this shit you faggot?

>>41869695
fuck off cunt

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>>41869695
This is stupid as shit and not funny, but I appreciate the 2009 nostalgia.

>the other day someone replied to the picture of moot squatting with "Who's that?"

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>>41869621
that last panel fuckin kek

>>41869755
>tfw it's already been two years
How time flies

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>>41869621

true olev

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>>41868680
Fuck. I lost so hard at this.

>>41869695

edgy

>>41868678
>counts the weight of the barbell in total to seem stronger

why does this always make me laugh...fucking /fit/

>>41869755
>two yugioh structure decks fight for dominance

>>41868680
/k/ to the resuce

>>41867978
>AND THEN I TAKE AND I AN ICE COLD SLAF MYSELF SHOWER
Why do people draw comics like this?

>>41868680
What the hell post more.

>>41868811
Ok so you clearly don't know what the word "shill" means.

>>41870304
Why the hell do people read like this?

>>41868653
>/pol/ is everything I dont like

You aint gonna make it

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was this too meta for her?

>>41869451
wonder what this would actually do

my dog's already pretty jacked (pitbull so he's naturally muscly), so i wonder what getting him on a proper routine and proper nutrition would look like

>>41868743
>perpetually in contrapposto

goddammit...

>>41869755

>2009 nostaglia

In 2009, we were still using those faces on 4chan unironically. Most of those are from their own individual comics made here. reddit started stealing those old 4chan meme faces for their own rage comics in 2010 and they didn't blow up until the following year.

>>41869529
kek

>>41870853
Kek

does anyone have the webm of the scrawny fucker benching just the bar and his ROM is just incredible

>>41870161
Got me too, I love you fags. Yes homo.

>>41869622
What the shit is the story behind this pic, ive been seeing it for years
>tfw rippletits wont deliver your MADMILK in swat uniform

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>>41869151
Y-you too

>>41869836
>*munch*
why am I laughing so hard at this?

>*munch* yeah there's this thing called metabolism shitlord, not everyone has freak genetics like you.

>>41868678
Dlete plz

>>41869151
fuck you annon

>>41869582
are ya winnin' son?

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>>41873586
Just google image search the pic.

>>41870258
Underrated

>>41868678
kek

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>>41868653
#swoleleft detected

Look out fascists

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>>41869621
Why can't I find love this pure /fit/?

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>>41875002
so?

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>>41869539
>journal of broscience

>>41875086
I think at least 11 but I'm pretty much dyel

>>41875002
Post webm please

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>>41875086
It's honestly shocking that this is a real person.

Somewhere out there, this ayylmao looking fucker is eating an avocado

>>41875086
I reckon I could take around 30.
I'm pretty big and have years of boxing/wrestling but at a certain point they could just piles on and suffocate me

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>>41875128
Sorry bruddah, don't have it. Here's one of a guy doing a drop-set though

>>41875143
30 is quite a big number
I'm not sure if they can inflict damage with those arms but they can at least bite you.
so if all 30 would attack simultaneously you would have a problem

>>41875189
True, I'd have to keep moving and pick them off one at a time. I'd be surprised if they could take more than one good punch before folding

>>41875153
Damn is that 9pl8?

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>>41868678
DELET

>live turd

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>>41875086
I could take probably like 20 and i sit on a wheelchair. Would stop because of cardio.
I i rest like 5 minutes i could probably take another 20.

>>41869469
a real hero

is there a screencap of the thread where "wooooahh chill bro woah" happened?

>>41869755
how dubstep is made

>>41869151
Isn't lifting for aesthetics and lifting for girls the same thing?

>>41875595
You could lift for aesthetics and then spend your days wanking to a mirror.

>>41875189
They can't bite you, they're vegans

>>41875595
No, because plenty of retards don't know how to diet properly and just look like dyels.

That said, aesthetics > strength.

>>41874626
Not them, but I'm so disappointed now. God damn I wish that was actually Rip.

>>41873586
When you suspect you'll be using massive amounts of bear mace, you bring milk to negate some of the burn.

>>41875002
>havin nice breakfast with /fit/
>havin a giggle
>click this pic
>a rumblin and a bumblin
>strain breakfast through my teeth
>puking everywhere
>mistin the screen
>can't lose these gainz
>squeegee gainz off screen
>drip into bowl
>lap it up like a good pupper
>thankks m8

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>>41869151
Fixed

>>41874626
this doesn't explain anything though

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>>41875631
fucking lmao anon

>>41869455
haha holy fucking shit what a little bitch

>>41869260
chuckld

>>41875728
change it with girls (male)

>>41869455
i haven't been on /fit/ in a few months, what is this

>>41869695
good shit anon keep it up

>>41869755
>the other day someone replied to the picture of moot squatting with "Who's that?"

>pretending to be an oldfag on an anonymous imageboard

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captcha is being a bitch today

>>41875894
we know what it means

>>41876008
sauce?

>>41875894
Pure autism

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>>41876047
This is far too accurate

>>41876008

top kek

>>41869695
I laughed the most at this one just because you are such a faggoy

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>>41875086
That's a pretty hard question.

Is it just clones of that cuckgoblin or is it a diverse selection of equally pathetic specimen? Because if it's the latter, than I'd say as many as you could get together because I'd just stomp them while they sorted out their progressive stack of who'd get to bash the fash fist. If not, probably 20.

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>>41876239
It must be self aware. Right?


Right?

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>>41876304
>last heard screaming ">tfw no gf"
fucking kek

>>41876311
is this legit?

>>41876311
He got arrested for saying this

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>>41876355
Yes and he was arrested yesterday for saying it. The UK doesn't have freedom of speech if it's against Muzzies.

>>41875153
Somebody needs to get this glorious bastard a bigger barbell...

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>>41876315
don't need to do sit ups today, kekd my abdomen into a cramp

>>41876382
we don't really have freedom of speech tbf

>>41876414
And yet your government gives money to hate preachers to get on bullhorns and tell people to burn down your country and push Sharia law.

>>41875422
They just have to flip your wheelchair from behind you faggot.

>>41876438
indeed, it has been even worse since bi nige left but i believe he is making a return.

>>41876499
big nige

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>>41876358
"freedom of speech"
Fuck off

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>>41869755
That was me. Saying "who's that" whenever moot's posted is a joke that's been around since Moot left, I bet you're the same guy that called me a newfag.

>>41876239
Why does he dress like a woman?

>>41876575
wait, that's a dude?

hips, tattoo and thigh gap made it looks like a skinny girl or an Auschwitz LARPing jew at best.

>>41867987
>Osama Bench Laden

>>41875244
I'm picturing the scene in the matrix with neo and 10000 smiths in the park after the Oracle leaves


Hop on a stripper pole (tetherball pole for white folks) and start kicking those fuckers in circles

>>41875422
Damn brah, if natty that's fucking impressive.

>>41875983
>frog tech
kek

>>41876358
>>41876382

No fucking way. Are you serious?

If so, you eurofags can never rip on USA for being libcucked/fatty/tumblrina dominated ever again.

Oh God after a moment of "this explains why you hate america... jealousy" I got incredibly depressed, as I'm sure we are next

I fucking abhor violence in any form, but I will defend your right to talk about it to the death

>>41869925
The other day I was thinking about how prevalent image macros like that were here years ago

>>41875086
>literally underdeveloped body
>15 lb curl max from lugging a juicer around their apartment for better feng shui
>most likely cant bench the bar
>big ass head on a weak neck
>even a dyel coud rupture their spleen like fuckin Bas Rutten

If anyone says less than 45 they are being humble.

>>41876490
Haha you think they can lift so much ahahaha
but if
>the try to list my wheelchair from behind
>ram my elbow in their face

>>41876239
>You can't see what he's loaded on
I want to know

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>>41876575
>>41876599
female to male trans

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>>41868678

>bad posture from years of chronic masturbation
Fuck
FUCK
I CAN'T MAKE GAINS
My APT and FHP make me destroy my bones as soon as I break posture on one of the 45 points a normal person doesn't normally need to focus on during a lift

>>41876689
not only natty.
On the week i try raw Vegan with IF 18/6
Weekends is cheat days (eat what ever the fuck i want, mostly Pizza), but then i go IF 23/1

>>41876931
They don't have to, maybe if you were retarded and crippled you would have learnt physics and how a lever and fulcrum works.

>>41876964
Too bad all the women you get are some checklist whores who feel compelled to fuck a 3 legged puppy.

>>41876954
How did he grow facial and chest hair and why is he still wearing women's swimming suit?

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>>41876983
...ew were talking about Lifting me up...
So what will be the Lever and what the fulcrum? explain. There is a way for me to beat them!
>I must send me new fotos at work...

>>41875728
This is why Lenny drops so many redpills

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>>41868757
Fucking kek is there more of the wizard ones?

>>41877007
and imagine i can't even jerk of anymore... im on no fap almost 6 years now...
Cum only when fucking, but even that not always (you know coz checklist whores).

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>>41876008
You a swinger?

>>41877033
That bulge tho nohomo

>>41876315
>Throw myself at the sex doll I dressed up like the quaker oats guy and fuck it until my neighbours call the cops

FUCKING HELL MATE MY SIDES

>>41876304
To be fair all roasties are self absorbed cunts and don't have a fraction of this guys accomplishments

>>41877019
Well there's that whole new meme of "if girls can wear pants and still be girls, then guys can wear skirts/swimsuits/crop tops/whateverelse and still be guys", so maybe he jumped onto that bandwagon.

I don't dig the look he's got going though. I've seen normal cis (that is, not trans) male rappers in crop tops and they look ok, but a skeletal FtM with misplaced facial hair and in a swimsuit, is just completely weird.

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>>41876954
>wants to be a male
>dresses and poses like a female even after transformation

>>41877129
On paper, he scores very high. He's rich yes and relatively fit, and his face is actually good looking if you can look past the rage. But I think the problem is that most women also have a sense of self-preservation and thus do not want to date Norman Bates: Origins. He said he can't own a gun due to "mental health problems". Elliot Rodger is almost the same deal.

I wish him luck finding a hot psycho gf though, maybe then they will fit together

>>41877033
Lol posing with index finger so intimidating when you need literal crutches to stand.

>>41877210
Yeah but you'd imagine someone who wants to be a man would distance themselves from feminine things and be rather butch instead of 'lol I wanna be a man but I wanna look cute and pretty and still wear female clothing'

>>41877245
Check again m8

>>41876950
Well, judging from how he's barely managing to lift it, I reckon there's two bags of helium taped to the ends of the bar

post the new year's at the gym comics

>>41875086
In a medium sized room: 30. In an open field: as many as it takes for me to get really, really winded.

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>>41869151
Fuck man, these are supposed to be ironic, you know.

>>41877318
Most ftm are quite butch, and most mtf are very feminine, for the reason you have stated. I hear so much bitching about how they are hypocrites though for being very manly men and very girly girls. It's not entirely bitching from people who identify as left-wing, people who identify as right-wing also go "oh wow they love shouting that they're progressive, but they are all adhering very hard to gender roles, all the traps i know are ultra-girly, lefties are bs"

So it's damned if you do, damned if you don't, really. I totally understand most FtM being butch, because unless they are as manly-looking as Buck Angel, most of them can't pass as men if they wear girly clothes, even if they are on T

>>41869457
which mango is this from?

>>41870258
goddamn you

>>41876676
Or you could just grab one by the feet and spin in circles, using it's disproportionately large head as a flail

>>41877379

According to the IG of that thing there was 7.5 lbs on each end of the bar.

>>41875894
some fucking people

>>41877602
Head would instantly snap off that pathetic chicken neck. 0/10 shit weapon would not flail with.

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>>41876954
Every day, we stray further from god

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>>41877033
........................no homo

>>41876765
>The other day I was thinking about how prevalent image macros like that were here years ago

Technically, they're still forbidden by global rule 3

>>41868678
That's funny, I was exactly like that, word by word, just until I lost my virginity, then I stopped going to gym because sex is fucking overrated shit and I'd rather waste my time on things I like instead.

>>41877750
try having sex with an attractive non-prude woman with a good body. The sole reason we are here now is because fucking feels so good people want to do it.
Something is either wrong with you or it wasnt in the right circumstances. It is beyond me how people can actually dislike sex

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>>41876358

Are you fucking serious?

Fuck England.

>>41868680
>lunk alarm for creatine
>ripsquad all have huge quads

how is sir so based?

>>41876382
He's right, though. It is a shame.

>>41876311
BUT WORSHIPPERS OF WHAT

>>41876950
Probably amphetamines

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>>41876358
>triggered

>>41876964
Nice. I've been vegetarian 20/25 years of my life, I also low dose juice, and my back is only a little bigger than that. Definitely not more defined.

Myron

>>41877863
It was just too tense, I could barely feel anything on my dick and I even had problems to get it hard.

Didn't help there was no real connection between us either and I didn't find her specially attractive. I am not even sure if she was older or younger than me, never asked her age due to politeness.

Also I noticed she painted her eyebrows and that's a huge turnoff to me.

All that only served to make me feel bad because she was a good girl and I didn't want to hurt her feelings.

I don't want to go over that kind of shit again.

>>41877245
>>wants to be a male
no
>wants attention, like all fags

>>41876047
well, that just got me in the fucking feels.

>>41868696
>>41868733

What is sipping? I'm new

>>41878118
Rockstar is a great preworkout.

>>41878138
>Rockstar

Get that kid out of here before I take a sip of my Monster Ultra and rage out on him

>>41869469
This one is always the best

Did anyone screencap that thread from the other day

>forgot to lift while bulking
>forgot to live while alive

>>41869695
you think you're really funny, don't you faggot

>>41875133
Really makes you think

>>41876008
THICC

>>41877062
would jerk and clean

>>41876358
show me some proof because I just don't fucking believe it

>>41878032
>never asked her age due to politeness
You fucking beta whelp.

>>41868000
If only

>>41878757
see
>>41876382
or
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/finsbury-park-mosque-attack-latest-son-van-hire-firm-owner-richard-gear-evans-pontyclun-inflammatory-a7800251.html

>>41876315
I'm fucking crying because of this holy shit

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>>41876047
please delet dis

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>>41878800
Dear god. Living in Norway just feels better and better
>tfw not an EU cuck
>tfw right wing has been in power since 2013 and hopefully will be until 2021
>tfw our integration minister is massively opposed to islam and muslim immigrants (thank you based Sylvi)

Feels fucking glorious. I just hope to fuck that the right wing is reelected this fall

>>41869260
/fit/ in a nutshell

>>41878878
How's your immigrant situation? If I go to big cities, am I going to see a lot of Muzzies/Africans?

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>>41876047
all that but third shift

>>41878878
>has integration minister
>thinks this is fine

Wew

>>41878925
Yeah

Just norway demo on wikipedia

>>41868678
>counts the weight of the barbell
At least nobody's retarded enough to do this irl

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>>41870853
I love tinder stuff. I was banned a few years ago, but this is what I mass produced before then.

>>41878925
I guess it can be a mild nuisance in the worst parts of Oslo but even there you won't get the riots, jihadi neighborhoods and grenades going off like you will in london, paris, stockholm, berlin, brussels etc etc.

If you stay in any other city in Norway (Bergen, Trondheim, Stavanger) you'll barely notice any muslims at all.

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>>41869151
delet

>>41878878
>Allows non-Europeans into his country for residential purposes

>>41878800
he literally didnt get charged

>>41875086
No matter size or strenght, you're screwed if you have over 3 people fighting you at once..

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>>41879325
>No matter size or strenght, you're screwed if you have over 3 people fighting you at once..
Maybe you are

>>41879343
no excuses

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Hey guys, something really weird happened to me at the gym today.

I was the tallest guy there. I'm not quite turbo manlet but I'm 5'11 so I only want to kill myself %80 of the time.
it was so weird though, literally everyone there was like 5'7 or less, some of them were supper jacked but I couldn't take them seriously. Why do they even lift??
I couldn't do my sets properly because I had the weirdest idea that if I looked away from them too long they'd get me and I'd become one of them.

Is this how 6'6 people feel every day?

>>41878032
No one has a good first experience with sex, dude. Especially if you aren't with a girl you really like. Get a real gf and just keep doing it. It takes 2 or 3 times to get into the swing of it and start to enjoy it

>>41877479
those threads were the best

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>>41869621
you forgot the part where they subject their adopted kid to a horrific life of sexual abuse and child pornography.

>>41876950
>the neckpad

>>41879325
I've seen 1 person win against 4 people IRL and I've seen it in some videos online too. Some people are so retardedly scared of big people that they won't even properly gang up on them lol

>>41869408
>crossfit
bretty good senpai

>>41868811
Quentin isn't a shill you retard

>>41877533
Deadman wonderland

>>41867978
Someone should make a comic of said skinnyfat guy in shirt bust into a gym screaming shit about how exercise isn't that important, how he's really happy with himself and doesn't need vanity to feel good about himself, while a bunch of people are just calmly jogging or lifting weights, then he shits himself or something.

Fuck I hate smug comics where one side of an argument makes the other out to be a group of loudmouthed lunatics.

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>>41869539
>posting the pleb version

>>41879610
Some part of that has to be fake. Look at the article dates faggot

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>>41869582
>>41874478

>>41869622
every time i try to do SS without GOMAD

>>41870161
this is the one persistent /fit/ meme that get's me every time. i'm not sure why but i instantly rage and then think it's funny. this meme will never get old to me because it rustles my jimmies.

>>41875153
It's called a DROP set, you fucking DYEL faggots.

>>41875153
this always makes me cringe because he was so close to chopping off his right ring and pinky finger.

>>41877668
Hmmmm

>>41876239
For those who wonder, he had some kind of psychological problems and only ate "healthy" food (tl;dr: same result as anorexia).

Now he's trying to be better, but he still looks like a SJW.

>>41875086
I'm pretty DYEL, but I have martial arts practice, I say at least 20.

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>>41876239
Reminds me of when I was at that size due to depression, excessive long distance running and a eating disorder.

>>41878773
There are no alpha virgins fucking idiot.

>>41879717
What's the first thing?

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>>41876047
jesus, please delete this

>>41879343
Gonna make it, clearly.

>>41876304
Did he kill anyone yet?

>>41876047
This is exactly why self employment is the only way to be happy in current society.

>>41876047
Pls delet

P-pls.

>>41868678
what the fuck is wrong with lowbar squats?

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>>41880124
Man, I look like that -now-. Is there any hope for me?

...Is a five mile jog around a mountain every other day excessive cardio?

>>41878331
No but I can't believe how many (Yous) the live while alive comment got.

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>>41876047
TEK AWAY

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>>41878331
maybe i did

>>41879439
No, we literally don't think about height 95% of the time, until somebody says "Damn, I forgot how tall you were" and then you forget again
Height is just a facet of human existence that doesn't really exist for us, like prosocial emotions for psychopaths
It might be thought of a *little* more by people who are like 6'9"+ though

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>>41878118
>STICKY

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>>41876239
>Going deep on the squat
>Using a machine
>That female gym attire
>Hat to hide balding
>Padding

Why are these people so retarded?

>>41868678
now i feel self-conscious. does sleep really hurt gains i sleep at 1 and wake up at 8 is bad. what about poor diet i eat less than 2000 cal is that bad. i just started exercising and i don't really know what i am doing. i do starting strength cause i don't know better is it bad to start with that

>>41880296
it's a chicken breast and broccli

>>41881419
>Catalog
SS is good start. You should always aim for 8hours every night as this is the most optimum for health and recovery.
>inb4 humans used to sleep in 4 hour periods

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>>41876047
DELET

Please....

>>41869455

Nothing cringe or funny about this.

>>41879348
That may be the most smug anime face I've ever seen.

>>41878012
Vegetarian my whole life, was always bigger than most people I met, good genetics probably, but I'm also gay

>>41876239
Ah, the fruits of a vegan diet rich in whole grains and organic veggies.

>>41875795
There was some issue in some house and the cops and firefighters arrived]; the cop with the milk was giving a family/victims(?) food.

>>41876358
And?

>>41870853
if she doesn't find that funny then you don't need her in your life

>>41877807
Needs more text

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>>41879343

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>just saw the new profile pic of a girl that rejected me
>she got fat

>>41879610
>He believes everything he sees on the internet
Is this your first week here?

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>>41876304
he's actually a 7/10 just has an expression of pure autism

>>41875086
What the fuck
Im a fucking skeleton supreme and I could probably kick his ass

>>41876047
That driving off the road bit is true.
Sometimes when driving I just want to drive into a ditch, crash and just sit there and do nothing. I don't even care if someone comes to rescue me, I just want to sit in the wreck and stare at nothing.

>>41876047

shit this hit too close to home

>>41881748
>my and my pudding

i highly doubt there's any pudding left

>>41879867
>1st article, 14 July 2010
>2nd article, June 29 2013
what did you mean by this?

>>41881668
Kys mohammad

>>41873920
do you even munch brah?

>not munching after sips

>>41869431
Shit, I only got like 3 of those.

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>>41876383
>>41875289
>almost certainly wearing his sports store-brand, tapered belt wrong
>pussypad
>steals every plate in the gym
>walks it out whilst shaking like a shitting dog
>is a flabby fuck who literally, unironically thinks he can outsquat Kirill Sarychev
Literally nothing about this fat faggot is glorious

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>>41867987
thats a sikh, not an arab

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>>41869151
these aren't funny, they're reddit comic tier

>hahah im secretly depressed and maybe this self deprecating comic will give me some of your pity

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>>41876047
Stop.

>>41881455
Oh ok, it looked like something made of eggs.

>>41869151
h-heh this isn't anyone I know

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>>41876304

Looked this dude up on youtube, "Aryan Chad." Sounds SO fucking creepy, just like Elliot Rodger... something about their voices

>>41882176
>He then posts a tumblr tier comic

>>41882788
im demonstrating my point

>>41882798
My mistake have a nice day :^)

>>41876315
>Soymilk

So the post was made by a girl (male).

>>41876047
>clocking it at 8am
>office job

You whiny bitch

>>41880698
Do you lift brah?

>>41882808
hey you too

>>41880698
I get the feeling you live in Tucson, and you're that guy I see looking at the ground when he's doing the A Mountain run

>>41869482
:( f

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>>41876047
DELET

>>41877668

That's where he keeps his pet crow.

>>41877065

It's probably a shit or piss-bag

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>>41868678
The key is to understand that nobody cares about your workout except you

That Chad who is ~250lb and benching 160lb doesn't care about that 130lb guy next to him who is literally the smallest guy in all of the free weights benching 40lbs

Source: I do it all the time

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>>41881861
>i highly doubt there's any pudding left

What's his blog site?

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>>41868678
>counts the weight of the barbell
wait, are you seriously not supposed to do this or am i being meme'd?

>>41875610
This is unironically the reason I lift. Immense narcissism and faggotry fuels me to acquire a body I can fap to.

>>41877533
probably deadman wonderland

>>41879825
>>41884758
God-tier manga, do recommend

>>41876963
I'm going through the same but with a hypermobile shoulder. Used to be able to pop it out of the joint at will when I was little, I think that fucked me up. Wanted to be a body builder since I was thirteen. I could be five years into lifting right now and jacked as fuark except I've only recently realized why no upper body movements ever felt right. Moral of the story is see a physical therapist: I was at work today and I randomly was able to line everything up and activate the problem muscles for a minute or two. Road to recovery. Feels good man.