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FPH - Never Gonna Make It / No Derail Edition

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Last one is a mess.
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>>41857507
Fuck fat people so much. Goddamnit.
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>>41857507
>METABOLIZM

Metabolism effects your calories out ffs, and it's effects are greatly exaggerated by most people.

No, you're not getting fat now you're 30 because your metabolism is slowing down, you're getting fat because you never use your muscles and they're wasting away
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>>41857507
>I know I'll get down voted to oblivion for this, but...

I hate redditors so much.

Just say what you need to say without crying about your precious internet points you fucking pussy. I can't believe people take their 'karma' so seriously.
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>boogie is 5 days away from his surgery
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>>41857791
Gastric Bypass?
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>>41857507
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>>41857791
I cant wait

he should livestream it
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>>41857507
Ha! Doctors! Amirite?!
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>>41857819
yep
after years of searching he finally found a dodgy surgeon who will do it for him
The reason he couldn't find one for years is because he's so far he will probably die in surgery
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>>41857831
Holy fuck that picture is so fucking retarded
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>>41857507
>the one scientific anomaly who defies the basic principle of the conservation of energy, we've finally found them
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>>41857831
Because 100% of all those ingredients will be consumed to make one burger.

How can someone reach adulthood without understanding economics of scale or even basic fucking division?
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>>41857507
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>>41857819
Something like that. His doctor told him he was so overweight that he would be at great risk of death if he underwent surgery so he found a doctor who would do it anyways.

RIP Boogie, died to avoid loosing 20lbs
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>>41857890
That really triggered me
t. chemist
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>>41857831
>healthy olive oil
>healthy salt
>healthy mayo.

literally what
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>>41857861
it's called lying to themselves
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>>41858108
> Healthy coke
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>>41857831
>what are economies of scale
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>>41857831
>0.95 + 2.99 + 1 + 1.2 + 1 + 1.2 + 1.9 + 1.7 + 4.53 = 16.47

Can they not even do math?
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>>41857840
>>41857892
Is there a risk are boog will die then?
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>>41858302
it's not just a risk, it's probably going to happen
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>>41858302
Yes. General Anesthesia carries a risk of death whenever it is used, and that risk is increased by things like:
>Sleep apnea (which boogie has)
>Obesity
>High blood pressure (which boogie likely has)
>Beetus ( I think boogie has)
>Medical conditions involving the heart and lungs

In addition being fat makes the surgery itself mechanically harder which is why most doctors won't do surgery on people above 600lbs. He is acing a serious chance of dying on the table
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>>41857507

>hurr durr le rabbit food meme

someone find and gas this fat fuck faggot
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>>41858327
>>41858388
Damn

What are the chances? 50/50? Hope he's alright desu
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>>41858425
No you don't the best thing he can do is die so we the non gluttonous people with a shred of discipline don't have to pay for his disgusting and entitled lifestyle
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>>41857856
>>41857861
what? you guys don't use a fucking liter of olive oil, 225 grams of salt, 6 burger buns, a whole head of lettuce, 43 grams of sesame seeds, and 300 grams of "weigh loss patty" for your single burger? you don't use a whole tub of mayo, mustard, houmous, and a 750 grams of salt to make enough sauce to put on your one burger?

>never gonna make it
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>>41857933
totally thought she turned black
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>>41857822
Replace the chicken with soda.
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>>41858541

*diet soda

Remember, they're trying to lose weight
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>>41857928
Whoah holy fuck she can stand of all things, literally step 1, the most basic thing learned, Proved me wrong alright.
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>>41857783
I hear you about the whining and victimisation, but also if enough people downvote it the comment gets hidden
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>>41858601

So if a bunch of people with common sense went there and downvoted all the dumbfuckery would the board just become barren of posts?
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>>41858570
whats wrong with diet soda?
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>>41858302
He will most likely die. I think hes trying to martyr himself as a hero against fat shaming and beauty standards. Just wait and see how the left/fat acceptance community runs with it.
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>>41858388
>over 500 pounds at age 42
i'm not sure it's possible for him to NOT have beetus
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>>41858650
Will fuck up your insulin and worsens your ability to make good food choices.

If you gotta have soda it's the lesser of the evils tho
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>>41858650
Nothing as long as it fits your macros. Aspartame will probably give u cancer later on in life but fuck it. Die young leave a jacked corpse
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>>41858511
Eat big to get big, anon, COME ON
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>>41858650
increases craving and raises your standards for what is sweet. In general, be wary of things that promise to be something for nothing
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>>41858650
For 50% of the population it has the exact same or worse effect as sugar
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>>41858497
>>41858786
Boogie is gonna die and the fat acceptance community is going to paint the picture of a man that was bullied and peer pressured into undergoing an incredibly risky surgery to better conform to "our" standards. Screencap this.
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>>41857507
>-1 points
even reddit was not falling for his bullshit
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>>41858650
nothing. aspartame is the single most studied food additive in existence and the overwhelming scientific consensus is that it's safe in both the short and long term. you have a lot of people worried about it because muh chemicals and muh artificial sweeteners but that fear is unfounded.

the ONLY thing wrong with diet soda is that the artificial sweetener acts as a crutch, making you keep your preference for overly-sweet food, which will make cutting foods with tons of sugar (aka calories) out of your diet that much harder.
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>>41859257
>the fat acceptance community is going to paint the picture of a man that was bullied and peer pressured into undergoing an incredibly risky surgery to better conform to "our" standards.

nail on the head. even if he lives we'll get to deal with fucking "i had to risk my life so that trolls on the internet would stop picking on me i'm such a victim money please"
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>>41857822
Some people have issues with weight loss. This is insensitive.
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>>41859460
the average american woman is medically overweight and near obese why are they trying to promote this as the new normal
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>>41859460
thats an abysmal average
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>>41857831
Since when does Big Mac sauce have hummus in it? Or does adding hummus to the sauce somehow make it healthy to these raving loons, like substituting Quorn patties?
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>>41859460
Come to the slav side
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>>41859543
I fucking hate how attracted I am to that wretched cunt
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>>41858302
He will most likely die
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>>41859460
This is what a REAL woman looks like!!
*drawing of a flabby, lazy woman with absolutely no muscle mass and ugly proportions*
That'll show em!!!!
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>>41859455
>even if he lives we'll get to deal with

No you won't. Just ignore him. Where are people going that they have to deal with boogie. I only know who he is from FPH.

Youtube personality drama is bad for your brain. The advertizing jew doesn't care if you like it or hate it, he just wants you addicted to the worthless shit next to the ads.
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>>41859460
Is that the mean, median, or mode? I've heard that the 'average' figure is inflated by a minority of supermegaultra-morbidly obese people.
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>>41859578
166 at 5'4'' is classified as "Pre-Obese" by the world health organization. How did we fall this far, so fast? What happened?
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>>41857890
I want to ask them what they think a chemical is
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>>41859664
and most of the "overweight" statistics are most likely fat elderly people. not that its okay to be fat because your old. but it does mean that we're not all walking around fat as shit. its mostly just the old people and the baby boomers. millenials aren't as bad.
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>>41859707
*throws away oxygen tank and insulin* chemicals are bad for you! im just going to eat the vacuum of space.
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YEET
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>>41859745
thats an entire 2 months worth of net carb holy shit
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>>41859745
So, in not imperials, it is about a liter.
Jesus
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>>41859745
>38g of protein
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>>41857933
That can't be good for her organs
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>>41859745
Why do we spout GOMAD when we should tell people to eat one of these?
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>>41857507
I see this shit from fat people all the time. Especially since I eat like a pig when I go out, so fat people see me and assume "oh see he eats as bad as I do so it must be genetics!"
No. When I go out once a week I eat like that. The rest of the time I eat clean. This fatty is assuming his fat-but-less-fat friend eats like that all the time, but the reality is the fatty eats like that all the time and his 250 pound friend eats... well not clean but slightly cleaner.
That and exercise

>>41857574
also link to threads? Did these people get BTFO in the comments or was this a fat-friendly board?
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>>41857783
I know I won't get any (you)s for this, but...
>>41857695
> you're not getting fat now you're 30 because your metabolism is slowing down
there's some truth to that though. I used to have legit six-pack abs in college. Now at 35, I'm not fat but I'm not what I used to be. There's no excuse for actually being fat no matter what age, your metabolism doesn't change that much, but it's definitely harder to stay in shape as you get older. Not just metabolism, but injuries catch up with you too so you can't work out the same as you used to. I can't run anymore and can only do light lifting.

Also pic-related because people ITTs make fun of reddit and tumblr without realizing how much of this is on 4chan too
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>>41857928
Anyone have that cap where some anon said she looks like two normal women with one on the other's back and another anon drew it?
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>>41857838
This reminds me of my aunt. She had a corn on her toe and she didn't like it so she went to the doctor to get it removed. He told her that it wasn't something that was impacting her quality of life and he wouldn't remove it just cause. He told her that it'd be fine if she left it and if she did get it removed it might get infected so there was nothing to gain. She didn't like his answer so she played musical doctors until she found someone who would be her yes-man and remove it. He did, she got gangrene, and had to get her toe amputated.

I bet the fatty who wrote this did much the same thing. Just kept changing doctors until she found one who was ok with her weight. In the end it's just sad because it'll wind up seriously harming them in the end. All just to validate their dumb feelings.
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>>41859600
Just embrace it sweetie. It's all about that bass
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>>41860184
Where that surgery at senpai

grow grow grow
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>>41858801
how the fuck did they even learn something that wrong
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>>41859600
It gets worse. Have you heard her other music? Like the stuff not on the radio? My wife really likes her and I have been forced to hear quite a bit of her stuff. Heres the bad part. It's not half bad. I hate pop music. I hate her message. But her shit is catchy.

But with manufactured pop bullshit like that you can rest pretty easy with the fact that while catchy, there is no way she herself actually wrote most of the songs that made it to album.
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>>41859668
Mass media and automation at the same time. Along with a surplus of resources shortly after and a creature with insatiable lust for shiny objects driving the whole machination.
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>>41857507
>it's [metabolism] literally the reason why I can't even eat half of what my buddy who weighs less than 100lbs less than me can
>it's not a thyroid issue
Isn't your metabolism controlled by your thyroid? I seem to remember my mother gaining a bunch of weight after she had to get her thyroid removed until she started taking pills that served as an artificial thyroid.
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>>41857507

Well, how do you refute this?
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>>41859460
What pisses me off most abput the " oh this is average" argument is that it shows a lack of drive. Ok youre average, but how about being above average? How about working harder than everyone to be vetter than everyone? How about being unique?
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>>41860989
He's talking about one day, not their long term habits. There's also no way to tell how much he's exaggerating how little he ate versus how much the other guy ate.
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>>41859543
those hips hnnnggggg
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>>41859455
>>41859630
I'm no Boogie fan, but I'm fairly sure he knows he's a fucking mess and knows it's his own fault he looks like a cow in a plaid shirt, even if he does blame it on past abuse etc. Even though that fat cunt makes a video like, once a year saying "Yeah guys I've finally figured out how to lose weight for real this time."

His fanbase on the other hand, and HAES will definitely try to argue he was bullied into it. At the end of the day, he'll likely be 6 feet under just because not stuffing a cheeseburger in his mouth a couple times was too hard.
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>>41859745
THEM PROTONS THO
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>>41861018
Americans, and especially women and minorities, are taught that being average is okay. The entire school system is designed to award being average. They do not require a student to attend an advanced school or a test to enter into college and most schools value normal classes and advanced classes the same. There are so many colleges and universities that no matter how well you did in secondary school you will be able to attend and most likely receive a bachelor's degree while still putting in no effort due to large amount of low quality schools in America. Women and minorities (besides Asians) are especially benefited by the "average" doctrine of Americans because they are given exclusive scholarships and priority when being considered for non-exclusive scholarships and colleges/universities overvalue their transcript so that they can advertise as being a diverse school.
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>>41860395
Nice
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>>41860983
No. It plays a role sure, but your metabolism goes up and down based on how active you are.
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>>41861186
>Americans, and especially women and minorities
>Implying Europe isnt taught the same bullshit on a larger scale
Really only Asia pushes its students to excel but they take it too far.
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>>41860910
>Go on a diet, exercise and lose a few pounds
>"Wow, now that I've done that, time to go back to eating like a Chinese garbage disposal"
>"Haha, I'm fat again, diet don't work fuck people with thin genetics"

Honestly it used to upset me, but now I figure these normies deserve to suffer. The fatter they are the better the rest of us look in comparison.
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>>41857933
Why does she need a belt? Bet she can't even squat 2pl8
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>>41859460
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>>41861216
Is it really not so in much of Europe? I was required to attend an advanced secondary school and receive a high mark on the Matura to even qualify for low-ranked universities and I know Germany has to take the Abitur after attending gymnasium to qualify for university as well.
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>>41861216
Jesus Christ. That pic can't be real right?
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>>41861285
>Is it really not so in much of Europe?
Yes. Yes it is. And it started there. They arent trying to make Europe more like America..
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>>41857574
Kinda agree with that poster. This place is for making fun of fat logic and super fatties. It's also funny to make fun of the super butthurt anti-fatties like the ones over on voat who go around taking photos of just regular fat people in public minding their own business. Sure, hate fat people all you want (especially the HAES ones) but creeping around public taking photos of people in public to post their pictures online just to make fun of them is weird
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>>41857822
I want some krispy kremes
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>>41861297
Its' gotten so bad I had to get off /pol/ for a while. It just makes me angry seeing these people self destruct willingly. Not even in a white pride kind of way... Its like watching your friend get the shit beat out of them and they wont fight back.

Its not just europe either...
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>>41857831
Diet coke healthy? It is the most addictive thing I've quit. Fucking insidious poison
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>>41858388
why does the guy have 4 eyes in lower left?
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>>41857791
PAY
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>>41857840
That doesn't make sense. They do weight loss surgery on people that big all time. Isn't it usually recommended for people that big?
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>>41861343
Just because they do it doesnt mean it is easy. He just found himself a confident doctor... or one that browse 4chan and has decided to be the hero we all need.
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>>41861304
I am disgusted at how far we have fallen. At least my country still pushes for excellence.
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>>41861329
It's sweat anon
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>>41861389
>works 4 hours a week
>doesnt have time to get fit

>asking for guys under 200lbs
does she want a manlet or a skeleton?
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>>41861323
I live in the southern part of the USA so whatever that's happening to Europe isn't happening here. But I am seeing more diversity here, which is good and bad. Bunch of Japanese are moving to North Dallas so we'll finally have all of the Asians minorities represented here.
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>>41861389
>If you weight over 200 pounds, don't bother
>men, not boys

WTF, if you are 6'3+ and under 200 lbs then you're DYEL/skinnyfat
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>>41861363
Oh ok, that makes sense. If I was that fat I would rather take the risk of surgery for the chance of losing some weight than wasting more time sitting around in my own filth
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>>41861389
This has to be meme
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>>41861304
the ironic part of this meme is that in show Don is very much so thinking about Ginsberg and is in fact actually quite jealous of him at the time
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>>41861463
I'm 6'3 and 190, pretty /fit/
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>>41861463
>tfw 6'3 185lb
>skinnyfat
come on boys give me a few months
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>>41861389
>high quality grammar
>forgetting commas and basic first-person pronouns
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>>41857831
>diet coke
>healthy
Those aren't even close to the proper ingredients for mac sauce. FUCKING EUROFAGS it's called 1000 ISLAND DRESSING.

also why the fuck did they have seeded buns and then add more sesame seeds?
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>>41861463
>tfw 6'3 and tubby

I-I'm okay with being called a dyel, just stop making my rolls jiggle when I breathe
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>>41859745
curious, if you consume that many calories, do you like shit half of them out, or do they all get turned to fat?
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>>41860912
Read John Seabrook's The Song Machine. tl;dr a handful of dudes write almost every song on the airwaves.
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>>41857822
Where's the bowl of salad with 3 pounds of ranch?
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>>41859543
I deadset find her repulsive.
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>>41858801
haha blacks are so dumb
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>>41860989
You don't. Not everyone is meant to be saved or proven wrong.
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>>41859745
>large
>32 fl oz
No wonder they're all fat.
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>gets anxiety attacks about heart attacks, DVTs and strokes
>doesn't view this as a sign that maybe she needs to eat better
>doesn't view this as a sign that she may need to lose some weight in order to regain both her health and her peace of mind
>instead chooses to "power walk" for probably a mile and then sit her lazy ass on the couch for the rest of the day
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>>41860876
Backwards please
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>>41859604
Those are quints not dubs
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what is funnier about this photo?:
a.) the pedophile mustache
b.) the fact that the fat acceptance movement inexplicably attracts the same men that fat women revile and refuse to date
c.) the fact that this photo has 40 notes, and a lot of people posting in this thread right now have less than 40 likes on their last facebook profile picture
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>>41861216
I wish this wasn't true

>tfw Besed Easter European wasteland
>Laws are more like guidelines than actual rules
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>>41859578
>the average american woman is medically overweight and near obese
>why are they trying to promote this as the new normal
Because it is
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>>41862145
its not normal, its regular. its average. its common. not "normal". there's nothing "normal" about heart disease and premature death.
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>>41858801
Anyone got that cap from same show where the guy thinks his breakfast of cereal is healthy but he puts a pot of double cream on top and it's literally 2000 Kcals
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>>41862195
Cream on cereal....? Fucking gross. We were out of milk once and my mom jokingly told me to mix water and cream. Sounds disgusting no thanks
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>>41857928
Dr. Oz's CIA stance makes this one
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>>41858108
>healthy salt
I use lite salt for dem dere potassium gainz. It costs a little more, but is still so inexpensive and lasts long enough that it's not really an issue.
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>>41858108
>>41862235
Forgot pic
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>>41862227
Yeah he thought his breakfast was healthy, some cornflakes with banana chopped in or something, then he adds that and blows calorie limit for the day before 8am
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>>41862239
My dad has heart issues and uses a salt alternative. It's very fine and super disgusting
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>>41861186
>most schools value normal classes and advanced classes the same
I know a guy who purposefully took the regular classes (no honors or AP) in high school and ended up Valedictorian. The Salutatorian was pissed because he had taken a bunch of honors classes. Valedictorian was lmaoing all the way to private top-tier college.
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>>41861724
The body can easily digest that many calories in one sitting, so yes it either gets used or stored.
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>>41862295
I can't tell the difference if it's cooked in to food. If it's not, then it actually tastes saltier.
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>>41861216
>we can only say what the government wants
>"is our freedom of expression limited? not in the least"
the white race is fucking doomed
F
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still impressed by this one.
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>>41862360
forgot: its generated, when you enter the search tag "thin"
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>>41857831
>get enough ingredients for 6 burgers
>it's more expensive
>"this is why people are fat it's society's fault"
Really fried my pattys
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>>41858650
Apart from whatever actual health effects of diet soda, it's a meme for fatties to compromise by ordering five burgers and two large fries with a diet soda.
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>>41857831
>buy 225g of "healthy" sea salt for your one burger and medium fries
>still have to buy another 750g of salt for the sauce
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>>41860184
>grow surgery
That is a meme, if you do that you´ll fuck up your body and will most likely end up in a wheelchair.
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Based tumblr qt's do exist
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>>41859460
Is that the mean or the mode? Because all our super obese would definitely skew the hell out of the mean.
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>>41862445
based on those photos, she doesn't have the best relationship with food and exercise either. bitch needs to eat and lift, those auschwitz legs are scary m8
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>>41860910
>here's some data
>links to the independent instead of a journal or a study
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>>41862169
I think the word your looking for is "healthy"
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>>41857831
>healthy
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>>41857695
Medfag here. I only come on these to give legitimate advice as this point. Metabolism is regulated by your thyroid hormones, namely T3 and T4 hormones. They have a lot of functions, especially developmentally and are serious business. An underactive thyroid doesnt just selectively decide to make you fat. These hormones have important functions and an endocrinologist would be most concerned about the other side effects that could accompany a deficiency. You'd also exhibit things like an extreme inability to remain at a warm temperature and often require additional layers of clothing. So when people say their metabolism is slow or their thyroid is underactive, it's nonsense. There is a baseline of T3 and T4 that is mandatory for life. You may produce MORE T3 and T4 for a faster metabolism, but there is no condition that makes your metabolism just halt. Thermoregulation is controlled by these hormones among many other things.

If you want to boost T3 and T4, a healthy diet, exercise, and being cold is the best way to increase production. Being cold can also activate dormant "brown" fat cells, which can also aid fat loss.
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>>41862445
>#ribs
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>>41862465
being overweight doesn't conform to medically acceptable standards of what is "normal". nomal bmi is 18.5-24.9
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>>41862526
Are brown fat cells the ones that don't generate atp synthase?
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>>41862530
kek
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Anyone else here /fit/ and fucking hate fucking fat people, but are into a chubby girl and would fight to the fucking ends of the Earth to defend her? I feel like I'm the only one.

I have radical idealisms when it comes to the whole American obesity epidemic, but the girl I love is without a shadow of a doubt overweight (not morbidly, but definitely "curvy") and yet I've actually taken the time to fucking chew people out for calling her gross.
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>>41857831

>healthy coke
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>>41862591
she sounds gross
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>>41862591
look at that fat bitch and her overcompensating creatin snorting beta cuck boyfriend ...
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Kekus Maximus
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>>41862591
Loser
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>>41861216
America vs World when?
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>>41861216

Yeah, this was clearly written by an American who has never been anywhere near Europe.

I bought a copy of Mein Kampf in Italian on the street in Napels in May. I keep it in my bookcase, which is allowed by law, next to my legal weed. I'm also allowed to post about this on the internet without any repercussions because my country champions net neutrality and freedom online.

Fucking Murricans know jack shit about freedom.
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>>41862591
>emotionally invest in a woman
>she starts getting fat
>you start hating fat people but your emotional investment in her is still there
Either cut your losses and find a new piece of ass or train her to exercise. My guess is you'll do neither and continue to let your emotional attachments dictate your choices and preferences.
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>>41861389
Is this girl average in us?
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>>41862061
>walking
>considered as exercise by fatties
Kek. And i can 20km a day and it will be fucking nothing.
You need to run.
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>>41862526
So cold showers aren't a meme?
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>>41862591
You are a loser.
You girlfriend a loser.
She will get more fat.
You will get more aggressive.

Chubby do not exist. It is just fat.
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>>41861423
She's asking for MEN, not guys.
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>>41859600
Its the face i can't stand. Her body in that pic turns me on but her face is ugly as shit.

There's plenty of people i hate personality wise but want to sit on my face.
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Why is tumblr doing this?
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>>41859745
I must eat that literally once in my life.
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>>41862838
>what does herpes taste like
>/r/gay
>free cuckold community
Anon, we need to talk...
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>>41860348
Corn on her toe? What the fuck is that?
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>>41862856
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_(medicine)
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>>41861460
>I live in the southern part of the USA so whatever that's happening to Europe isn't happening here.
>But I am seeing more diversity here, which is good and bad.
kek
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>>41859589
People, not just actually fat people, are idiots.

People will think that, because nuts and seeds are "healthy", they can eat as many as they want, ignoring that they're incredibly calorie dense.

People may have a reasonable sized salad, and then drizzle on olive oil because its healthy. Not realising they've added about 500kcal to the meal because of the amount they use.

Hummus is healthy. Its basically mashed chick peas. But again, people completely misjudge how fucking calorie dense it is.
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>>41862635
>Your body increases its production of dopamine, which stimulates the pleasure-feeling centers of your brain, a physical reaction identical to that of heroin
Troll level of journalism.
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>>41863011
>and then the sugar sticks its sucrose dick straight into your brain vagina and fucks it real good and jizzes maple syrup into your synapses
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>>41862591
Lel oneitis cuk boi I hope you two are very happy together
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>>41858302
Not on your life, my manlet friend!
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>>41862838
>christian dating
>drudge report
>r/gay
>cuckold community
>what do herpes taste like
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>>41861389
dem titties tho
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>>41861389
>if you are bald or experiencing male pattern baldness
>if you are 31 years old or older
if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may to be entitled to financial compensation
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>>41862041
I hate how many fat people trivialize the body they and other people have.
It's the only thing they have and gives rise to their existance. That kind of thinking is dangerous and subversive.
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>>41863353
>Tits on a fat chick = udders on a cow
Big fucking whoop
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>>41862591
Me and my girlfriend got really fat together but I decided I hate being fat and lost a fuckton of weight. She's still fat. I hate fat people now because I have been almost morbidly obese myself but I still love my girlfriend and find her attractive even though I don't find any other fat girls attractive.

I really hope she can get thin again but she seems to lack the mental toughness it takes to lose weight.
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>>41857831
>see one burger costs 4 bucks but you can get enough for six burgers for 18! Look at how much more expensive it is!
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>>41861310
>taking photos of people in public to post their pictures online just to make fun of them is weird
Most of the pictures online are posted by the fatties themselves desu
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>>41860184
This muh genetics meme needs to die. Your genetics determine what your body does with EXCESS CALORIES. YOU determine whether or not you have any excess calories through diet, exercise etc.
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>>41857831
Why does he buy 2 salts?
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>>41862239

It used to be NaCl but we removed 50% of the weight and now its just chlorine mmmmmmm tasty
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>>41862295

Give him celery seeds to use. they are a great replacement. They also boost test and make you ejaculate twice as much if you want to take some too
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>>41863457
Spread your wings and fly, anon.
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>>41859460
Even with the outlier of super obese women that's still extremely accurate.
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>>41860348
>>41862863
>List of nonsurgical treatment options
>"If no other treatment is effective, surgery may be performed"

...So did she try any other treatment?
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>>41861186
>that second image
Only ever happens to me after a day of pigging out. So colour me not surprised.
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>>41858409
Beat me to it. The rabbit food meme, not the gassing.
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>>41858388

...
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>>41863457
Bully her into losing weight.
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>>41862195
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>>41863610
Kek, that's pretty good.
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>>41862360
>>41862367

Not fat acceptance, it's to combat pro-ana blogs, the only eating disorder more deadly than obesity.
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>>41861389

> I like MEN not boys, not guys. MEN
> no men over 31

> if you work in IT pulling 6 figures then DO NOT message me as I work at Target - a top leading retail chain.

lol wtf bitch
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>>41863620

HOW
HOW CAN YOU FILL A BOWL WITH DOUBLE CREAM AND EAT IT AND THINK IT'S LOW CALORIE AND HEALTHY
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>>41863377

kek
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>>41863644
Fat logic...
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>>41862838
It's been doing that for a while, there used to be a large aneorexia community and they would make thinspo and pro-ana blogs. I think they do the same thing for shoppifters because that's another problem group associated with Tumblr.
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Isn't there a thing where some people would burn excess calories as heat and others would store them? I'm the only slim person in my family and I eat just as much as the rest of them (except for sugar - I avoid it, because of shitty teeth) and I think there's some truth to this.
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>>41863644
>>41863655

There's a reason that people equate fat with stupid
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>>41863673
Most fat people are dumb. Some are intelligent but really weak willed.
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>>41863620
replacing milk with double cream is like using pizza slices in place of bread
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>>41862526
Saving this for later thanks.
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>>41862118
>fattattoos
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>>41863669
>except for sugar
Well, there's your solution: sugar is basically poison and is incredibly calorie dense. So for example, if all of you have a meal but only you skip out on soda and dessert, that's going to equal a lot of surplus calories saved over time.
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>>41861389
tbqh I have no problem with this attitude at all.
I have extremely high standards too (probably only go for people who would be considered "above my league) but that's simply because I'd rather be single than date someone who is above my league. You arent obligated to date anyone and you can have whatever standards you want when searching for a partenr as long a you donw whine about being single otherwise. just as no one who is not as good as you or w.e isn't obligated to date you.

Yeah she will probably never find anyone fitting her standards, but that's totally ok. As long as she's not a piece of shit about it.
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>>41863912
I mean if you work in target and you are aiming for multiple figure job partner, you are kinda a bitch
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>>41863912
THan date someone who isn't above my league/who wouldn't be considered above my league

>>41863974
Why?
Not in the same postition as the girl in in >>41861389 with a shitty job, fat, unmotivated etc.
But why is it wrong to have standards? You can reach for whatever/whoever you want jsut don't be a cunt about it.
Don't understand why it would make someone a bitch?

Let's say a person who works at target is perfectly happy with her life and he/she doesn't believe that dating someone who isn't above their league would make them happier, does abstaining from dating somone within their reach make them bitches?
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>>41864035
>
Shes basically saying that she s lazy (working 4 hours / week in a shity tier job) yes demands you to be way better

also dissing the entire IT field is nothing but blatantly retarded ( our lead programer in the company is the biggest chad ever)

I mean she is just delusional, she put so many demands yet never explained whats the benefit of dating her ( cept that you will have to feed her and care for all her expenses cuz she is worthless shit
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>>41859399
I'm sorry but aspartame made me feel like someone had legit spiked my drink (stumbling, dizzy, vomiting, slurred speech) and gives me excruciating stomach cramps and diarrhea. I'm fucking diabetic and sugar doesn't even fuck me up as badly.
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>>41864069
>also dissing the entire IT field is nothing but blatantly retarded ( our lead programer in the company is the biggest chad ever)

Well, this i can agree with you on.


>Shes basically saying that she s lazy (working 4 hours / week in a shity tier job) yes demands you to be way better

So? Like I said no one HAS to date her. It's like putting up a 94' honda civic for 10 000 dollars, sure you're not gonna get it sold but I see nothing wrong about it.

>I mean she is just delusional, she put so many demands yet never explained whats the benefit of dating her ( cept that you will have to feed her and care for all her expenses cuz she is worthless shit

Why does that make her a bitch? Arguably delusional, sure. but a bitch? Not really.

Look, lets say I'm a 6, at this point in my life I wouldn't date what most would consider a 7, because I'm totally fine with being single. FOr me to start dating someone right now she would have to be a pretty much 10 for me, I know it probably won't happen but I', ok with that.
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>>41859708
Let's not forget that 'overweight' can mean you are 1lb over what BMI dictates you could be. I'm a fucking size 6 US and apparently 20-25 lbs overweight.
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>>41864126
BMI is less useful as an individual measure than as a tool to measure the general health of a population.

Individually you are better off measuring bf%
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>>41858650
It costs money. Tap water is pretty much free if you're in an area where it's drinkable. Besides that it doesn't hydrate you as well as regular water. If you're out with friends and not drinking, sure get a diet soft drink, but the vast majority of your fluid intake should always be water.
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>>41864069
I see where are you going and yes she is delusional, and that doesnt have to make her bitch, but it sure is a good possible indicator to look for, when shes literally 0 tier and looking for much higher tier, the twisted mentality is faultish
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from /ck/ kek
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>>41864237
We're seeing the opposite. As an interesting exercise in Hegelian dialectics there's been a massive uptake in 'gym culture' among younger generations.
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>>41863669
No, you just eat less you fucking idiot
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>>41864274
would kill myself desu
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>>41864344
dat sesame bun lol

I literaly kiked maximus
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>>41861216
>we are guaranteed freedom of expression through European law
>a woman in France was recently given defamation charges for commenting "she's a liar" on a YouTube video
>guaranteed freedom of expression
>suggesting that people should buy guns "for self-defence"... carries serious penalties as well
>guaranteed freedom of expression
>calling Islam "uncivilised"... would get you charged with inciting hatred
>guaranteed freedom of expression
>guaranteed
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Realistically, who would win in a sort of hunger games between the fat people on tumblr and the anorexics?
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>>41863620
That is a really good tv show
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>>41862526
I dont know what all that nerd shit means, but if it means i can keep lifting I'm all for it
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>>41857831
>healthy salt

What...
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>>41857928
>you can be morbidly obese and be healthy
>morbidly obese and healthy
>morbid
>healthy
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>>41858650
It makes fatties think they can eat even more because they arent eating empty calories, unlike all the ketchup and mayo they put on everything
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>>41859543
She looks like a turkey wrapped in foil
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>>41861482
>Ginsberg
Is this a real place?
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>>41859882
you on dat dere Auschwitz diet sir?
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>>41857791
So 6 days until boogie eats himself to death?
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>>41864387
What is it called?
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>>41862169
Definition of normal is to conform to the standard, the average so to speak. Depression is also normal, doesn't make it positive. Same thing here, it's normal for the average woman in the US to be overweight, doesn't make it a good thing.
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>>41858650
Just wanted to add another thing to what the other anons said, drinking carbonated water isn't good for your teeth. It erodes them and makes it easier for bacteria to proliferate. Just drink water and maybe milk if you want to have a healthy diet.
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>>41862314
are you saying doo doo is zero calories?
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post images anons, cant carry the thread alone
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>>41862838

>four leaf lover
you need help
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>>41864612
Secret Eaters from a UK terrestrial tv channel called Channel 4.

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/secret-eaters

It's basically fat people saying they have a good diet and can't understand why they are fat. Then for a week a film crew secretly follows the target for a week and films them every second of the day. And guess what they are eating shit. One guy ate 15 roast potatoes for lunch.

I prefer the UK shows as I find them more funny than the American ones.

You may also like (from UK tv):

You Are What You Eat
>bonus points for the host forcing fat people to shit in a box then smell it compared to a healthy shit.

Super Size vs Super Skinny
>bonus points for fat people being forced to eat a healthy diet and complaining about being hungry whilst an anorexic person sits opposite them with a pile of food and only eats one bite.

Pretty good laugh mate.
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>>41864612

secret eaters
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>>41864274
Fucking disgusting and might have nothing to do with being obese
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>>41859122
Actual scientific source?
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>>41859399
aspartame and acesulfame k are the worst things you can ingest, they have been shows to be detrimental to your mental condition overall
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>>41864798
>One guy ate 15 roast potatoes for lunch.
Roast veg are healthy.
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>>41861285
having abitur is the average
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>>41861018
>being unique
sure
but not at being fit
at something actually cool, like music or art or math or someshit
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>>41862445
Meanspo is a diet tag thing. I see it most often posted by/for pro-ana people.

People write up "mean" blurbs to inspire others to feel bad about themselves and not eat as much/at all.

This chick isn't calling anyone out specifically or anything. It's just a harsher version of posting inspirational quotes and pictures.
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>>41858650
>with diet soda
Drink red bull cola instead.
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>>41864952
why cant people drink water? is this generation that spoiled?
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>>41858946

Maybe not. He pretty clearly has astoundingly good genetics to even still be alive at 42 weighing that much(unless he gains it all relatively recently. I'm not up on my boogie history). His constitution might just be solid enough to shrug that shit off.
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>>41863655
Shopped?

Looks pretty delicious desu senpai.

>Scrambled egg insulation
>Sausage link intestines
>Some chicken and bacon innards

Tasty.
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>>41863711
now i want a meatball sub with pizza for the bun
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>>41864998
but then theres all that black something (venom symbiot?) near the top
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>>41865007
now i want to see your naked penis
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>>41861285
du bist einfach nur eine weinerliche muschi
geh lernen
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anyone remember when weighing 300lbs was only in cartoons and used for laughs?
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>>41864977
You don't drink soda when you are thirsty, at least not in Europe. As far as i know they don't sell that stuff in one gallon jugs anyway.
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>>41865050
see it every day. I'm a fatty at heart, but seeing my overweight family and coming to these threads help overcome my cravings
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>>41859668

Some shift in our diets(or perhaps in microbial ecologies) happened around 1980s caused widespread lipostat disregulation.
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>>41861186
>tfw on days when i don't track calories and note what im eating i also forget about things i've eaten

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>41857890
They have a point. They make it like a retarded hippy, but they have a point. Reality is, you've gotta pay attention to both. All those artificial flavors and colorings and preservatives can't be good for you. I remember advice from my doctor. Read the ingredients list. If there's shit you can't pronounce the names of, then that shit doesn't belong in food. I can still pronounce all those long, complicated chemical names, but I get the point.
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>>41864822
>What are carbohydrates?
Salty potatoes roasted in oil is not 'healthy'
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>>41858302
>is there a risk
>risk
You talk like this guy dying would be a BAD thing.
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>>41864773
A roasted pig, holy shit, that just looks like a sketch show
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>>41865095
Im on the same boat, bro, just hope our families will see the light one day
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>>41859745
>this abomination against the Lord is 100cal over my daily maintenance
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>>41865128
I think it was a fat logic joke or fatstupid joke.

"I always get my 5 a day. Potatoes are vegetables right? Like yellow carrots?"
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>>41862313
How? Normal classes can only get you a 4.0 at best. If your valedictorian wasn't at least a 4.6 you went to a scrub high school.
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>>41863601
Happens when you eat a bunch of random snacks and not proper meals. Just like when the study found that people who "dont eat breakfast" are less healthy, 99% of those people who say they "dont eat breakfast" dont eat a proper meal, but still eat random shit in the AM
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>>41865157
luckily, most of mine has changed their diets and started regular exercise. but my cousins with young kids ballooned up (kids are normal size), and my grandparents stopped caring
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>>41865124
>α-D-Glucopyranosyl-(1→2)-β-D-fructofuranoside
>You can now no longer eat table sugar.

Truth is, there is plenty of toxic shit in natural products but you don't ever hear any of those hippies bitch about it. As an example, any aromatic herb is basically filled with tons of carcinogenic and presumably carcinogenic compounds. In fact, I am willing to bet that food additives are safer than a lot of compounds you find in natural products owing to the fact that additives are actually regulated.

People need to care less about chemicals and start caring about balanced nutrition.
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>>41865322
I remember my valedictorian was mad her extracurriculars were only on a 4.0 scale
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>>41865104
Low-fat high sugar diets happened at that time
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>>41865355
Just because my pussy doesn't smell bad, doesn't mean it smells great. It smells mildly unpleasant.
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>>41864977
I think it's just the fatties. Most people I know drink mostly water.

I did know a fat girl in high school who claimed she "didn't like the taste of water". Anytime I saw her she had a pepsi or gatorade. Every so often she'd have some kind of juice and say she's being "soooo healthy" and such.
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>>41865542
context please?
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>>41865569
I dunno. I got a whiff and wanted to share a report. Your post made you seem like someone who'd want to know.
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>>41862169
It confines to the norm, doesn't it? If only there was a word describing this phenomenon.
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>>41865589
I wasn't that guy tho
also, your lol so randum amy schumer shit needs to go
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>>41857822
Hell, I'm losing weight WHILE eating that garbage. Literally no excuse
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>>41862852
>>41863304
CONGRQTULATIONS UI FOUND TH E JOKE
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>>41865548
In high school I hated the taste of water. I pretty much only drank milk and sodas and yet I was about 155 lbs at 6'
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>>41862838
Them tabs
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>>41857838
All doctors are different. I'm pretty overweight (6'2", 250 lbs) and my new primary care doctor said nothing about it at my last physical, possibly because I was otherwise healthy and I didn't have any complaints like joint pain or exhaustion which could be attributed to it. Meanwhile, I have friends who are maybe 15 to 20 lbs overweight, tops, and they're always telling me their doctors give them goal weights they should be at by their next physical.
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>>41864492
is this bait
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>>41865447
Enough people complained at my school to get PE no longer count towards GPA because it was dragging down the GPAs of kids who were otherwise in all 5.0 scale classes (AP/honors/etc).
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>>41862118
>having a kikebook
never gonna make it
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>>41865715
I have a 19 BMI, and every time I go to the doctor, the nurses ask me if my weight is normally this low (it is, hasn't changed in years). Then they tell me to maybe eat a bit more or I'll become unhealthy.

My doctor says nothing about it, but it annoys me that the nurses always tell me to gain weight even though I'm a healthy weight.
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>>41862526
dated a girl who had a thyroid problem
she ate next to nothing, because otherwise she would be huge, and she was always cold (2 pairs of gloves in the fall)
she was pretty hot tho, ngl. thinnest girl i dated
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>>41858268
Not only that but tbey don't account that they could make multiple servings with what they purchased.
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>>41865721
Im not a stupid yurocuck, so I dont know where that place is
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>>41861194
And you metabolism is in turn largely regulated by hormones produced by your thyroid.
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>>41865786
its a tv show. that scene is when don draper ("i dont think about you at all") is thinking about Allen Ginsberg ("I worry about you")
The joke is that people like you love it because it means that while the EU might care about the US, the US doesnt give a flying fuck

In the TV show, Don Draper is obsessed by how much of a natural Allen is, and is threatened by him. He stays up all night working, and eventually finds a way to look good and make Allen look bad
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>>41864274
this made me gag
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>>41863512
or you replace 50% of it with potassium chloride..
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>>41865873
Oh, thanks for clearing that up for me, friend, I'm the faggot here
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>>41865769
Mine isn't even that low (20.4) but I've cut from a peak of 27.7. (Was always a skinny child/teen/young adult though, just gained some in my early 20s, so I was just fat for maybe 3 years)
Too many fatties around me (all know me from before) now claiming I'm way too underweight.
Am I indirectly exposing their overeating and taking away their ability to blame things on muh genetics/modern food/...? Because I did just CICO, and no "clean eating" at all
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>>41862635
>after 120 minutes
Your body's functions begin to shut down. It recognizes the influx of sugar and chemicals as poison and detects it as a desire to self-terminate
>after 360 minutes
The bonds between your cells let go and your organs lose cohesion and turn into jelly. Your lifeless husk falls to the ground, already rotting from the inside.
>after 6 hours
The same chemicals in Coke that can eat through a tooth overnight have spread through your entire body and reduced it to a fine liquid that seeps into the earth.
>after 24 hours
The acidic liquid remains of your body have continued to burn their way into the Earth's crust. They penetrate beyond the sunken, subterranean cities of the lost age. You've gained 12 lbs from all the sugar.
>after 3 weeks
The toxic, corrosive plasma that used to be your body has contaminated the planet's subterranean oceans and the catacombs beneath Atlantis and caused them to boil. Countless undiscovered species are extinct, entire ecosystems are destroyed. The average temperature of the planet raises by 7 degrees.
>after 1 year
The eldritch horror that used to be your physical form as nearly gained sentience. It purposefully drills downward, ever searching, seeking something it cannot contemplate, driven by a lust for darkness that predates time itself.
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>>41866060
>after 10 years
The hybrid Coke/ectoplasm demon born from your indulgence has now penetrated the confines of Hell. There, it absorbs centuries of mankind's fear, hatred, doubt, and sin. It fizzes and bubbles with this newfound negativity and expands wildly, destroying Hell and corrupting the core of the planet. On the surface, plagues and famine have begun to wipe out most life
>after 20 years
Earth is completely devoid of life. Its oceans turned acidic and tinged brown. The mantle and core have been dissolved, into a sentient liquid that churns with malcontent. This has changed the gravity of the planet and its orbit has destabilized.
>after 50 years
Earth's orbit has decayed. It is now a mostly liquid sphere that slowly boils as it is drawn into the sun.
>after 100 years
The sun struggles to cope with the horrifically destructive force, but it cannot win. The substance acts as a catalyst and burns the sun's fuel, causing a supernova. The sun explodes into a dark, syrupy mass of natural and artificial color that slowly expands across the universe, blotting out all light and life. Creatures from parallel universes can feel the death emanating from our dimension, and those with the means have blacklisted the resonance frequency of our universe. Through the eternal, pulsating, liquid existence of our reality, a dark, ominous refrain echoes in a lost language throughout the multiverse, for all to hear.

[spoiler]"Always Coca-Cola."[/spoiler]
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>>41864111
Apples did that to me, therefore all apples are bad
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>>41866060
Nicely written anon. I'll use it for my next eRP session
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>>41864820
Post evidence please
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>>41860912
Most artist in the world were fucked up people, even fat ones. Just enjoy the music, I tent to stay away from the personal life from my favorite artists because if I find out something I don't like about them then that cuts into my liking of their music. Music is too amazing to be corrupted by their creators, just enjoy it
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>>41859399
really desperate skeleton here, will drinking diet soda help me gain weight?
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>>41860043
EVERYTHING IT FUCKING TAKES GODDAMMIT
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>>41865548
I'm also only now starting to drink water again, felt boring and tasteless for a long time and to some extent still does.
Used to have about 2L of soda/day for over a decade, after I cut it out I'd mostly have herbal teas and black coffee (no sugar in either ofc), only now that it's getting quite hot here I'm having more water (usually carbonated/bottled, tap water is hard as fuck here, too much lime)
>tfw 6'3 162 now and can't bulk with intuitive eating, but don't want to go back to the beetus, or force myself to eat past being full either
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>>41860912
All about that bass was originally written for Beyoncé but she turned it down because she didn't like th message.
Megan trainor gets all the reject songs nobody else wants.
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>>41861826
How extensive is this? Does it mainly affect the pop industry? I would be devastated to know that rock and bands are affected by this.......
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>>41861389
how the fuck do you only work 4 hours a WEEK?
That's fucking retarded
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>>41863620
Thank you!
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>>41865508

That's one if the suspects for sure, though not the only one.
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>>41861216
Britbongistani here.
I swear to god I'm going to move to the US if this continues.
I want freedom.
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>>41863624
see they should also have one for searching "fat" or "obese" but they don't which is where i find this comical
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Will he survive his surgery?
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>>41865548
My gf hates the taste of water. She usually gets flavored waters or squirts those little flavor bottles into it before we go to the gym. Personally, I find most flavored waters to be disgusting. They taste like unsaturated kool-aid.
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>>41866626
Oh my God dude, thank you so much. I've been trying to figure out for AGES why your girlfriend's pussy tastes like unsaturated kool-aid.
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>>41862852
Hello, welcome to 4chan. I'll be your guide for today
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>>41863669
Don't be stupid.
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>>41863669
The difference between "fast" and "slow" metabolism, given same age, gender, activity levels etc. is max. 200-300 kcal/day
You're probably just taller, more active, eat less or a combination thereof
My sister eats the same as me, then she wonders why she's overweight and how can eat as much as I do and stay slim. Well no shit, being ~25cm taller will do that
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>>41864939
that post is making me sick to my stomach
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>>41864378
>a woman in France was recently given defamation charges for commenting "she's a liar" on a YouTube video
Yes, we do have freedom to sue in courts. The judge will throw this one out.
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>>41861186
>The entire school system is designed to award being average.
Ah. So this is why American schools require a 65/100 as a passing grade, while most other countries in the world will only fail you at 50% or less.
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>>41864274
I want to pop every pore on his face.
It would be so satisfying.
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>>41866642
Kek. I bet if I posted a pic of my girlfriend you would resent making that claim.
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>>41865322
Seriously, how come nowadays people save thumbnail instead of the full sized pictures? Are people getting more retarded? Technology is evolving to fast? Enlighten me please.
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>>41857507
Wtf is Yukon Pete golusoh
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>>41861489
you aren't /fit/, you're skinny as fuck
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>>41862546
Yes
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>>41865605
I does look random when you don't understand.
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>>41865769
I think nurses and PAs care more. Doctors are beyond giving a shit. It just means more work for them if they start diagnosing giving you advice.
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>>41865062
I 'member
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>>41861339
>that treadmill in the background of the first pic
Kek. Why is it that all super-fatties have a treadmill that ultimately becomes a place they hang clothes they're too lazy to put away?
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>>41865062
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>>41864274
Literally felt ill. Thank you I was craving another coffee
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>>41864274
I just want to take a piece of stiff plastic and slowly slide across his face.
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>>41865873
>>41865914

yeah, and then a year later, ginsberg goes insane, cuts his nipple off because he thinks that a computer is funneling homosexual impulses through it, and gets committed.
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>>41861216
I live in Ireland but I never see this stuff. Might be because we are in the back arse of nowhere though.
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>>41867062
this was one of the first full simpsons episodes i remember seeing. good old days.
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>>41864274
I am so glad I took care of my fucking skin finally. I never used to have health insurance, and I assumed my acne would eventually go away, but I was turning 30 and still had it. Fucking accutane, man. Worked like a charm. Best of all, it inspired me to get /fit/. I'm not so self conscious about my shitty complexion anymore, so I felt confident enough to join a gym and start getting in shape.

It's weird. Once you start to get fit, you immediately foster a disdain for those who can't bring themselves to do it, because you realize how simple and beneficial it is. Being a former fat piece of shit with bad skin, it really makes me hate how complacent I was, and when I see that in other people now, it disgusts me, because most of these people don't even have the handicap of being a pizza-face like I did. They're just fucking lazy.
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>>41858521
but she's black? or at least latino
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