Is Ted Cruz suffering from imaginary lat syndrome?

No he's just too fat for his suit.

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I've left humanity behind, Dahnald.

I'm going after the fabled Galactigates.

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>>41856920
He is just looking intimidating so that he can get the delegates

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miren?

That's his power stance, ya cuck.

bet u don't have one

LOL beta faggot

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Dahnald, I'm afraid you're going to have to hand over the scoops.

My skelegates need to bulk.

>>41856920
He was a POW in Dallas in the early 90s when his BMX was knocked over by some rowdy Cholo's and they held him hostage in their pitbull kennel in order for him to perform Eddie Murphys much loved RAW stand up routine at every local quinceañera while wearing a PVC replica of Eddie's jacket but naked from the waist down.
The Texan heat and a reaction from the Mexican PVC means he can no longer hold his arms above his head and gives him this peculiar, yet unique posture.
It's been said that if you whisper to him in a sassy black woman accent "What have you done for me lately?", it will induce a PTSD attack and he will become motionless and unresponsive for up to 6 minutes.

>>41858727
lmao so random XD!!!

What would happen if Cruz debated the Pianoman on immigration?

>>41858768
I don't think I've ever heard ricardo give his stance on immigration. Or any politics for that matter

imaginary lats syndrome

>>41860367
Sarah did marry him purely for a green card