How to talk to my gym crush? t. grill

>>41855033
Ask him "hey are you working out?"

>>41855033

Act wierd and try to relate by beeing as autistic possible oh wait that was the last bitch that hit me up at the gym.. just be yourself and small talk preferbly about fitness itself yes it sounds corny but its the one thing you can assure you two have in common and talking about the weather isnt gonna break it.

get good at a lift he does and ask to work in

>>41855033
tell him to spot your squats

>>41855107
That could work. He does barbell curls like twice a week, maybe I'll ask him to teach me or would that be too pushy?

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>>41855033
xoxoxo Jk im a man btw grrr .-D

>>41855033
Just do like men will do, if he has nice shoes ask if there are good for running, if he has watch, it is good watch? etc. He must speak some shit after this.

>>41855072
i remember this post

>>41855239
>ask him to teach me
wew, you might as well ask him to fuck you right there. get some finesse you roastie

>>41855033
Hey ;)

>>41855329
Newbie

>>41855352
>girls don't give you attention
CHAD GETS ALL THE PUSSY THEY'RE ALL BITCHES GOING FOR BAD BOYS WHO'LL HURT THEM

>girls give you attention
WOW DEGENERATE SLUTS

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>>41855396
like I said, you need finesse. you need to find the perfect ballance of those two. your autismo isn't helping

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>>41855033
Sorry virginia, he's too busy trying to get swole so Stacy will notice him.

Of course she never will, she's pulls Chad's on the reg.

>>41855117
Unironically this might work if you're at least a 7 maybe even a 6

>>41855573
>"can you sopt me on my 0.25pl8 squat pls?"
lmao

>>41855033
Some grill talked to me at the gym by asking me to help her adjust a bench. When he's the nearest one to an adjustable bench, go over to it, pretend to struggle with it and ask if he can help you.

Problem is, you've actually got to use the bench after, so make sure you have an exercise in mind.

>>41855033
Go up to him, ask him "Hey are you working out?" and be sure to flex a 'cep

>>41855592

If she's not already squatting 1pl8 she's not gonna make it

>>41855621
I had one girl come up to me at the gym and tell me my squat form was perfect. But I took it as face value because she was one of those girl powerlifters that Deadlifts heavy and probably has wider shoulders than I.

>>41855239
> He does barbell curls like twice a week
if it wasn't obvious that this thread is bait from OP it's 100% confirmed now

I come to the gym every other day and I rarely see same women. I've only noticed one chick on 3 different days,otherwise I just see same dudes working out same schedules as me

>>41855033
ask gym crush for a form check

make sure your form is tight

maybe troll crush with a form mistake, see if crush catches it

this way you find out if crush is perceptive and honest

>>41855072
lol

>>41855033
Dont shit where you eat mother fucker, you will regret this if it fails. Going to the gym will become "fuck i hope she isn't there"

>>41855033
Girls like status so unless everyone else in the gum knows you and wants to talk to you then you will just look creepy going up and talking to her.

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>>41855737
>That hot girl that suddenly disappears and you never see her again

>>41855072
>"I thought it would be funny because we were already at the gym"

>>41855825
"-_-..."

>>41855072
woooaaaaahhhh wtf
chill wooaaaaaah
woaaaaaaaaaaaaah hold on

>>41855104
>Act wierd and try to relate by beeing as autistic possible
sounds like a plan

>>41855352
for god's sake he's just fucking with you

>>41855033
Sap biatch. You lift? I lift too

>>41855033
>>41855621
>>41855687
Alright, I have one. A while back a girl approached me and asked what I was training for. I think she was impressed by lmao 3pl8 squats. I told her I was trying to get to 1/2/3/4 and explained the concept. Then I told her I had a workout to continue and ignored her the rest of the time I was there.

>>41855809
>>41855805
she is the grill you tards

>>41855239
I do barbell curls twice a week. Am I getting a gf soon?

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since the OP is a male anyway whats the best way for me to have big sex with a decent looking milf? When I lift early in the day 9-11 there are a few regulars that I have noticed mirin. I openly stare at them hoping they will make an advance but they never do. How do I take it to the next level?

"Feeling fit buddy?"

>>41855929
>thinks 9 am is early
KEK

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>>41855929
You dont man stop this shit, you are there to improve body and mind, filling your head with this stuff is unnecessary, im telling you man if you want to talk to girls dont do it at the gym. Sure you can go make friends but dont try to pick girls up. I have a large friend circle and the girls are always talking about dudes who approach them when we are doing gym talks. They dont fucking like it, i also wouldnt like it either.

You lads need some more mental growth. Just take the mires you get and put em in your pocket, they are unspoken compliments, nothing more, nothing less.

>>41855843
I remember this one too.

>>41855393
Do you post on every thread? Fuck off. /pol/ newfag namefags are the worst. Die.

>>41855239
IF YOU ARE GOOD LOOKING JUST GO UP TO HIM AND SAY LET's FUCK STOP PLAYING GAMES REEEEEEEEEE YOU DON'T FUCKING HAVE TO IT'S JUST FUCKING ANNOYING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>41856182

>You dont man stop this shit, you are there to improve body and mind, filling your head with this stuff is unnecessary, im telling you man if you want to talk to girls dont do it at the gym.

But then again you cant compare American White Girls or people in general with European White Girls or people in general, Americans love to think highly of themselfs and isolate themselfs from any form of socialisation while Europeans love to socialise but isolate themselfs in a manner of groups thats why Niggers in our gyms are allways alone and on edge beacause they recognise this shit...

I mean i walked up to this bitch that liked me talked her up for 2 weeks then asked her to add me on social media and she ended up asking me out.. same time im beeing chatted up by girls who allways give clear signals ''smiling, small talk, relating, and actively trying to drag out a conversation''and im not a talkative persone if i aint into that girl.

So i guess your advice is just for Americans

>>41856375
That sounds right honestly. I work at a germany company and the german girls always suprise me with how friendly they are. They walk up and chat it up even touch me while i have to drag their american counter parts across a field of diamonds to get a "hello"

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Just say hi and ask something stupid just dont be ugly ok?

>>41855239
>teach me
>barbell curls
he will think you are retarded.
honestly you should just let him catch you staring at him, then smile.
hopefully he will initiate at that point.
if he doesn't just keep staring at him until he does or until you grow a pair and do it yourself.

>>41855033
If he browses /fit/ too just say you want him. No games because autism

*flex a cep*
deal or no deal?

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>>41855033
>Ask her whats that smell in hopes of starting a conversation

>>41855033
I am sorry to break the bad news to you but the Gym has to be the worst place to have a crush. Do you know how many fine mother fuckers walk in and out that bitch? Next week you will have another crush, keep it moving sweet cheeks.

>>41855033
How about you talk to me instead and I'll crush your pussy or we could eat my mom's warmed up lasagna if you want to

>>41855239
Hey how do I lift a weight up with my arm?

>>41855033
Dont, if a guy doesnt talk to you hes not into you cus youre ugly.

T. Guy

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>tfw no gym qt wanting to chat me up
>also have poor eyesight so I can never tell if I'm getting mire'd

Wow, this thread is depressing. There's no point in talking to him, I'll just screw up and embarrass myself in front of everyone.

>>41855033
Go the Zimbabwe way: Get some other girls and gang rape him through bullying & drugs.

>>41855033
step 1. Walk up to her

step 2. talk

>>41857427
oh youre a girl

Id suggest you walk up to him and ask him questions, like youre interested in him

>>41857444
ask him if he can help spot you or check your form for example and and ask him for his number. I wouldnt ask him much about himself, because thats considered shit testing and since you already know that youre interrested in him, theres no need for that. Thats how Id like to be approached to

>>41857512
*Thats how Id like to be approached

>>41857397
just walk up to him and say something like, "I don't think I've seen you do anything but curls." it's a quick, simple shit test. If he gets butthurt he's a faggot beta and not worth your time. If not, it will probably make him laugh and start the convo.

>>41857526
You are the girl, so you ask him questions and he'll be the man who gives you the answers

>>41857559
I dont recomend this. Guys who arent into anal are annoyed by shit tests

>>41855929
>When I lift early in the day 9-11
>9-11
how is being 19

>>41855033
I'll let you know if I figure it out OP. After vigorous testing I can confirm not talking and avoiding eye contact doesn't seem to work.

>>41855033
ask him to spot you when you're squatting the barebell

>>41855888
>yadda yadda yadda we're married now!
its really that simple guys!

>>41856182
girls just want to let everyone know they are getting approached, so if your social circle doesn't stop being pussy and make a move on them they will get satched up

>>41855792
this is some next level thinking

>>41856208
no one cares m8

>>41856578
are those watermelons?

>>41855072
Anyone has the screencap

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>>41858517

>>41856243
>>41855393
I love it when reddit fights itself

>>41855843
Wtf why isnt whooooahhh a thing this was gold.

>>41855117
this x 1000

had a cute grill ask me for a spot on squats, she chatted me up a bit afterwards and broke the ice, and we're now fucking

just kidding she never came to the gym again

>>41859744
Same thing happened to me

>>41855033
Offer to spot his bench then rub your crotch on his face midset. Even a 100% autist will get the message.

>>41855033
>>41855072

In all honesty, you can say this dumb shit (or anything for the matter) as long as you are attractive.

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>>41855033

>>41855033
kys him

>>41855033
If you're a woman, and you're not ugly, you don't have to do anything.
We men have to do everything.
So when it comes down to cleaning and cooking for me, you better not be a bitch about it.

>>41855687
>>41855687
>>41855888
Do girls like talking to guys while squatting? Same bullshit happened to me

>squatting
>wear old shit so my good shirts don't get fucked by the bar and beacuse i sweat like a bitch
>just finished squatting 3plate when I feel a tap on shoulder
>turn around it's a butterface but has a nice body
>"you squat strong, good job"
>oh heh thanks you squat really well as well
>"oh..you watch me squat"
>staring right at me into my soul
>think I'll be chad "Heh everyone does"
>"I asked if you watched me"
>try not to spill spaghetti so just say yes thinking it's cool
>she laughs and says "you're cute." then butt bumps into me as she turns around to continue working out
Think I'm going to get milf pussy but she doesn't come for like a month and I think it's over

>>41855033
Ask
"You filling fit brah?"

If he's a fitizen, he'll respond
"Yeah, I'm a lucky guy."

Now talk about scooby and le fit maymays

>>41857586
Kek but also true. I hate shit tests and anal.

>>41856702
keked heartily

>>41855687
>>41860422
lel SS+GOMAD t-rexes trying to console themselves.

>>41859834
A bit extreme, but this. Maybe a good look at your cleavage instead.

>>41859744
she was probably so sad she could never feel an erection in the bum, her self esteem was shattered. you're a monster anon, she just wanted to be desired

>>41855033
I-I hope im your gym crush

>>41857397
Not true you'll make everyone jealous if you're even remotely attractive. The guy to girl ratio is pretty high at most gyms at least in the free weights area. Pretty sure every girl doing diddly/squat is getting mired by at least 10 dudes constantly.

That being said this is /fit/ you should have to share our pain.

>>41855033
Just talk to him. It's not harder than that.

>>41861551
Girls don't make the first move because they like to be the ones in a position to accept or reject.

>>41860422
>y-you too
>actually works out
what

>>41855890
maybe she's a lesdo grill

>>41855929
>since the OP is a male anyway whats the best way for me to have big sex with a decent looking milf? When I lift early in the day 9-11
well shit, you better stop lifting early in the day then

>>41857985
yes
he's trying to decide if he's going to call the person that gave them to him a filthy racist or just say thank you

>>41855033
walk up and say hi?

>>41860196
If OP was attractive the guy would've already approached her.

>>41861726
Ha

>>41861832
Catch a perv charge for talking to a gril at my gym. No thanks.

We've already established that /fit/ can't start normal conversations.

Just open your vagina flaps and he'll get the message.

>>41862754
Your reading comprehension is S H I T
>OP is a grill
>OP is ugly
Had she been attractive her crush would have approached her. She is not, so its better to leave it be

It's another stupid woman only wants a 10/10 Chad episode
Who would've guessed

>>41855072
>feelin fit buddy?

>>41862776
>Your reading comprehension is S H I T
It angers me that you didn't notice the irony in your post right away and delete it out of shame.

>>41855929
The only regulars at my gym at 4AM are old guys who play with the machine weights and 1 old lady who walks on the treadmill. Basically gives me the whole free weight section to myself, just the way I like it.

I did end up going at like 6PM one night, and there are some choice qts there in the evening, but it's too crowded to do anything but cardio.

>>41863003
>>/r9k/

>>41860603
Same bruh :D

>>41855792
this is fucking psychotic

>>41855352
you see the world upside down, faggot

>>41855805
I don't get this mentality. I thought gyms, clubs are great places to meet girls. Where else should you pick up girls? On the street? Maybe if you go to a small gym this might be problem.

Stare at his ass. That worked for me with a girl.

>*staring at a girl's ass in tight, light grey pants that basically show the outline of the pussy perfectly*
>I'm not even hiding it at all, I'm just staring at her vagina with my eyes full of lust
>she notices and quickly turns around
>angrily says "are you staring at my ass?!"
>"yes"
>...
>"well, could you stop?!"
>"maybe when you turn 30"
>she tries to stay angry but the sides of her mouth start to twitch and eventually she bursts out laughing
>I introduce myself, she responds
>we talk for a while
>I ask her for a phone number and she gives it
>????
>we fucked for almost a year before I moved to another state and dropped contact

>>41863520

This is fucking hilarious.

>>41863738
>angrily says "are you staring at my ass?!"
>"yes"
I'll probably say no and be a bitch for the rest of my life

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>>41855239
>tfw at gym
>tfw only 2-3 years in to lifting
>tfw some woman (6/10 between 30-40yo) ask me curling advice
I just rolled my eyes on her, and made her do preacher curls on the cable machine.

>>41863738
ALPHA
L
P
H
A

>>41855033

Don't, if he wanted to talk to you he would have.
Just let him work out in peace.

>>41855621
gee what exercise could one possibly do in a bench, if only there was a pressing motion one could do

>>41860632
kek

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>>41855724

>he doesn't know that its essential to train a set of muscles twice a week for best gains

>>41864205
Then she should have noticed him doing other exercises twice a week too.
This is subtle bait that curlbros are best looking and fullbody routines like SS and powerlifting is for ugly fuckers.

>essential to train a set of muscles twice a week
This is false as well

>>41864245
Post body kid

The only person you should fall in love with at the gym is yourself.

Who else has fapped to the female wojak. I can't be the only one

>>41855072
It would really activate his neurons