Non-Americans will not understand this

>lose calories
>gain them right back
>forces people to come back to the gym again and again because today was all for nothing
I wonder who could be behind this.

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>>41853451
>when this is your gym
You bro's don't understand the struggle when its pizza night

the jew in me wants to grab 6 slices

>>41853451
Haha this is for real. I fucking love this country.

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>>41853451
Their goal is literally to keep you trapped in obesity, is it not?
>>41853467

>>41853451
id love to get free calories at my gym

No pizza?

>>41853451
PERFECT BULK
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F
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B
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>>41853451
LET'S
GET
S I Z E A B L E

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>>41853492
come on anon... i disciplined boy like you could surely stop after one slice.

Mm! That thimble of milk really hit the spot. Thanks, Planet Fitness!

How much is a membership? It is almost worth it to just go in and grab free food a few times a week.

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>>41853744
i-it's fine if it's for the bulk... right?

>>41853744
Those pizzas look fucking gross and old.

>>41853744
I like how the one with the most veggies is the most eaten
>these vegies will SURELY counteract these calories

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>>41853451

America is so fucking retarded holy shit
fuck you guys for being so shit

>captcha pic related

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what the fuck kind of gym is this????? I'd heard planet fitness was weird but that's next level,

sidenote: what on earth are those dip looking things on the right?

>>41853762
10 dollar

>>41853798

Dessert.

You see that one on the middle? That's butter. Pure butter. Fatties eat that shit as dessert.

>>41853451

DAT DERE DIRRRTY BULK

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>tfw your planet fitness is so poorfag they just buy your merica at walmart

>>41853798
Different cream cheeses I imagine

>>41853805
I see. And how often do they have pizza?

>>41853825
>that toaster

How obnoxious to fill the gym up with burnt bread smellz. This place is abhorrent.

>>41853451
is the Half and Half for drinking or is there a coffee machine close by....
Please tell me there is coffee

>>41853451
what is in those containers on the right? looks delicious

>>41853845
some nignog is gonna put cream cheese on his bagel THEN decide he wants it toasted. you know he will.

>>41853820
>Dessert.
I'm a uk fatty currently and this still blows me away, surely anyone who goes to the gym is going to know at least a little about food and therefore not touch this stuff

>>41853851
the coffee is in the horizontal boxes on the left.

>>41853865
cream cheese and jam

>>41853914
man if only my gym had that
>tfw poor slav

>>41853839
Once a month, same with bagels I believe

>>41853451

>planet fitness costs 10 bux a month
>4x free pizza days
>4x free bagels and random shit days

uhh, how the fuck do they make money then?

I can easily eat more than my money's worth from that.

>>41853492
Ausfag here, aren't Planet Fitness memberships like $10?

Why not get one, and just drop in for a bite every time it's on?

If it fits your macros and your caloric intake, you could have a few free cheat days.
I mean, half a pizza and three or four donuts in a month would easily pay for your membership cost.

>>41853744
Those pizzas actually look eatable. Is this really in America?

>>41853935
>uhh, how the fuck do they make money then?

Uhhhh by having multiple members.

Uuhhhhh 100 people pay 10 dollars that's uhh 1,000 a month.

Uhhhh these pizzas and bagels cost about uhhhhh 50 dollars uhhhhhh

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>41853935
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>41853935
Searching for a shard of truth and found

>>41853935
UHHHHH WHOOAAA WHOA MAN WHHHHHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


WHOOAAAAAAAA

>>41853451
>10 bucks charged on fatties cards
>they don't go to the gym ever
>most of them don't want to move, so they don't go there to cancel and pay the 10 bucks for eternity

>>41853451

Only 'muricans applaud this.
Revolting.

>>41853977

>implying the gym wont be rampantly packed for pizza and bagel day

get the fuck out of here you stupid foreigner.

>>41854036
uhhhhh

>>41854072
>implying they have an infinite amount of pizza and bagels to give to EVERYBODY who shows up
I think it's YOU whom needs to leave, retard

once per month right? would use it as a planed refeed/cheat and eat my monthly fee right back. win win

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>>41854035

>>41854116
WHOOAAA MAN WHOOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHHHOOOOOAAAAAAAA

UHHHHHH WHOA UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>41854072
They don't go out and buy more when it's all gone, dumbfuck.

Your arrogance is writing checks your actual knowledge cannot cash.

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>>41854132
>>41854116
>>41854078
>>41854035
>>41853996
>>41853977


samefag

>>41854137
ok fatso

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>>41854179
WHOOA WHOA WHOA EZ MAN EZ WHOAAAAAA
UHHHHH WHOA MAN

UHHHHHH WHOA

>>41853492
I've never once eaten anything at PF, I get in, do my shit, get out.

Still a fatty here at 186, 20% BF, 6'0", can't afford that shit.

>>41853744
>>41853775

They look awesome just not like american style shit pizza garbage you fat fuck

Hurr durr I can't eat the crust cause there's no extra cheese in it

free bulking? At my old gym they would have actual dinner stuff every wednesday but i was too awkward to take advantage.

>>41853451
why would there be donuts in a gym? like wtf

>>41854236
>cardboard with overbaked cheese on top is awesome!!!!!111 one

Nah.

>>41853492
>the jew in me wants to grab 6 slices
Grab 8 and sell them elswhere as a whole pizza so your inner jew is satisfied.

>>41854236
Bruh, they are american style.
Factory dough, bland formulaic toppings, oversized, base is probably floppy, clearly gas or electric oven.

Traditional pizzas are much smaller, tend to be a bit more creative (Whatever is seasonal rather than a rigid recipe) and will have a crispy base.

>>41854223
>samefagging that much
baka senpai desu

>>41853744
why are you guys hating on free gains. pizza has a lot of fat but otherwise the macros aren't the worst

>>41854285
WHOA, CHILL MAN
WHOOOOAAAA

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>>41854373
the same goes for big macs

>>41854393
>Limit 5 per customer
For fucks sake America.
You need to stop.
It's gone too far.

>>41854410
SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE FREEDUMB

Also a literal flap of fat is blocking my ear canals.

>>41853935
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

>>41854448
whoa

>>41854282

the comment about the size is bullshit.

I've lived in Italy for way too long to take your shit on that.

But I have no idea how shitty it is in americaland. It's just the first planet fitness pizza that looks alright and the girl has a pizaolo shirt so that's what they see as italian style there I guess.

>>41854422
http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2013/01/nz_most_free_country_on_earth.html
New Zealand is the most free country on Earth, sorry to disappoint you

>>41854686
In all my days I've never had a genuine wood fired pizza that was anywhere near 20" in diameter.

>>41854705
>http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2013/01/nz_most_free_country_on_earth.html

he was clearly baiting you retard.

>>41854705
he wasn't being serious, dumbass

>>41854709
>went out with a group of 4 people i didn't know well
>restaurant had "special" on 22" pizza for $30
>chad convinces group to buy it
>i know chad is underestimating how big this pizza is
>pizza arrives
>group eats just over half of it
>internally rage

Holy fuck, didn't know the Planet Fitness case was this bad. It's like they really don't want people to progress.
Isn't there another healthier chain of gyms in the US?

>>41854959
>Isn't there another healthier chain of gyms in the US?

no chain is cheaper than planet fitness. you can find "healthier" chains though

>>41854959
Gold's Gym is pretty solid.
24 hour fitness isn't that bad.

Family fitness is as the name sounds, kind of casual, but it has a lot of extras.

>>41854998
Just don't eat the food. It's not like some fat employee is going to make sure you take a slice. What's the BFD?

>>41854958
>group of people can't eat a 22" pizza between them
When we were in Eastern Europe, me and my friend got a 20" pizza each
It wasn't pleasant by the end, but I still ate the whole thing

>not even a fatass, underweight if anything

>>41853877
>anyone who goes to the gym
>gym

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>>41853467
Sounds stupid though, they'd just get disenfranchised.

People who see results and gains are the ones that keep coming back to the gym for years on end. They should be pushing musclefus

>>41853451
Why are there donuts at the gym?

What's in the plastic stuff?

>>41853451
I'm taking a wild guess here, these gyms that give away free pizza and donuts are highly successful in terms of memebership numbers and fees paid right?

>>41855062
those are bagels and the in the "plastic stuff" is butter, cream cheese, and what might be jelly.

>>41853451
>Like the Planet Fitness Lunk Alarm (which essentially goes off when people are getting too aggressively fit, intimidating, or disruptive)

This place grows even more fascinating to me.

>>41855112
where are you from?

>>41853935
Hooaoaooaoooeiieeee bagels

>>41853744
get this shit out of the gym!!!!

>>41854223
dude stop

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>>41853451
>>41853744

GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG C'MON

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>>41854035
keked

>>41855311
she is mine, mine!

>>41854230
You aren't a fatty anon. Just dad bod. Get tf out of planet fitness though

>>41853451

What the fuck

>>41855249
I really want to see Rich Piana work out at a Planet Fitness and see what happens.

>>41853467

> gym jews have been shaving off parts of the 20kg plates to make more 20kg plates from the metal

I thought I was just getting stronger :_(

>>41854373
>tons of fats, carbs and salt
modest amount of protons
>no fiber

they're pretty bad bro

>>41854137
The goose is loose

>>41854705
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>41855249
didnt he say racist shit?

>>41853451
try to explain

oldie but goldie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrYGw-lX2R0

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>>41853451
>be me
>decide to workout with a friend at planet fitness
>"it's not that bad"
>2 squat racks and 50 treadmills
>be squatting
>friend sees guy next to us benching, struggling to get some weight up
>he runs over to spot him and starts cheering him on
>mfw some triggered fatty presses the lunk alarm
>mfw he didn't finish his lift

>>41856253
>triggered fatty presses the lunk alarm


How do these things work? Can anyone in the gym just press one? You get a button on a key or something?

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>bowl of candy on the reception desk,
>or of the weekly Pizza Mondayspromotion. (Yes, they serve pizza in the gym.
>certain bodybuilding exercises—like dead lifts and clean-and-jerks—are prohibited.
> (The latter is a moot point at most Planet Fitness locations, where they don't even have any large weights.)
>'ve been lectured by staffers for breathing too hard when lifting, and I've gotten dirty looks for excessive sweating in the weight room.

All that aside though, the people that own this "gym" are geniuses. It's like they found a way to monetize the gym equivalent of Lets Plays.

>>41853935
entrapping people in an indefinite cycle of mediocrity. They don't want to to succeed, they want to you suck. They want you to be that non achiever kind of exercise person who does 10-20 minutes on a treadmill and calls it a heavy workout

>>41853451
Whats in the cans? I that fucking frosting?

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>>41856253
>be me, independent beautiful curvy women
>notice i'm maybe putting on a few too many pounds, especially with summer coming up
>want to be bikini ready afterall
>sign up to planet fitness
>perfect gym, more treadmills than you can shake a stick at and free pizza twice a week
>also two iron contraptions, probably from the 1950s or something
>a couple of weeks in and toning my curvaceous body, wondering how I'm gonna keep the boys away, when I notice some roid-head in the iron contraption
>he's raising an iron pole, like you see in a stupid satirical cartoon from the time of the great patriarchy
>whatever, if he wants to look like a freak, that's up to him
>but my phone battery's died (probably from my tinder blowing up finally) and all I can hear is the roid-head breathing
>ugh, could you not?
>try and get over it
>hear him breathing even louder
>look over and see him struggling to raise his pole
>serves you right douchebag
>suddenly some other meat head jumps in and helps him
>umm, what? the gym is for personal improvement, it's not a fucking team sport
>hear them cheering and congratulating themselves
>can't even drown it out with the calming sounds of Adele
>that's it, this is what the lunk alarm was invented for
>watch the joy of their toxic masculinity fade away as they realise this isn't part of their patriarchal world and we won't settle for encroaching body-shaming here
>the whole gym turns and applauds as the two roid monkeys leave shamed, probably to find some weak small girl to rape
>resume my workout like nothing happened
>mfw

>>41856322
idk i goto planet fitness (kill me only gym in area) ive never heard it go off

>>41856322
It's a button on the wall anyone can press. It's just a loud noise, no BFD.

Ironically the "no judgment" gym judges people ("lunks") more than normal gyms.

>>41853451
disgusting amerilards

>>41854035
Someone PLEASE post that text conversation, or was it Tinder?

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>>41856452
Need answer for this

>>41856452
butter and cream cheese mostly

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>>41856536
Never mind found it

>>41856567
With already frosted donuts? Jesus christ

>>41856606
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(inhales deeply)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(inhales deeply)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa chill

>>41856607
those are bagels

>>41856961
What is a bagel?

>>41853451
I'd appreciate the coffee desu

>>41853717
Why'd I laugh?

>>41857106
no idea

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>>41857106
I dunno, what's a bagel with you?

>>41853451
since im a poorfag, should i switch to planet fitness for the free food?

>>41856478
Here's a (You) for the effort

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>>41853977
I like this post

this would be great when I'm on a bulk and forgot to actually eat like 2k of my calories for the day, last time that happened I went to baskin robbins for a 1600 cal shake

>>41854705
Aren't you not allowed to grow your own vegetables there?

>>41853522
My same feelings at work too - I don't get.

Than again, I do track all calories on mfp... so meeting a bagel at gym or work is not a big deal, since I'll just eat less carbs later on the day.

Do people really not understand this?

>>41854958
>Chad convinces everyone to buy pizza
>Chad creates a memory everyone can share
Remember that time we went out and Chad convinced everyone to get the pizza, it was so big we couldn't even finish him, pizza memories are now accompanied by thoughts of chad
>>41855053
They don't want people to come back, they want people to sign up and never go, less maintenance and if everyone that signed up did go then they wouldnt be able to fit everyone inside, it's actually like that with most gyms, if you go to the gym or not they still get paid

Americans applaud when the microwave beeps

>>41854958

>being so poor you're complaining about literally $7 and 50 fucking cents
>not taking a couple slices home in a box for later

you're such a pathetic fucking faggot, which is why you have zero friends

>>41854236
those pizzas might be good af but they look unappetizing

maybe its the washed out color from the photo, or the fact that there's pieces missing, im not sure

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The more I read up about Planet Fitness, the more disappointed I get in humanity. How the fuck is this place real and so popular?

The free pizza Mondays/bagel Tuesdays are just disgusting temptation foods to the average PF goer, making it a vicious cycle of giving into the carb bombs, work out, and then wonder why the hell haven't you lost that belly fat.

A fucking safe zone panic button for working out too loudly or working out so hard you're apparently intimidating other people, really??

Not allowing benching/squats/deadlifts. What's the point then?!

Maybe Planet Fitness is there to weed out the lowest denominator from going to quality gyms and ruining it for actual gym goers? This is the only silver lining I can find from this abomination.

I don't know which I hate more, Planet Fitness or Crossfit. Both are terrible fitness trends.

>>41855521
Sodium is gud 4 u

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>>41858460

>>41853877
you'd have to be mentally damaged to truly believe that cream cheese was dessert

>>41860216
I go to a PF and I've never seen anyone use the lunk alarm.

>>41855062
holy shit your iq must be like 15 lmao dude. you dont know what a fucking bagel is? you dont know what cream cheese is? hahahahaha

>>41860404
hahahahaahahah

>whole milk
wew lad

can you eat WHILE you work out?

>>41853977
This is a good post thank u

>>41856322
I thought they were sound activated. Like if you make sudden lot noises it bang weights it goes off

>>41853744
Holy shit. I need to go to planet fitness.

>get planet fitness 10 dollar pass for 24/7 access
>avoid the smoothie bar
>avoid the bagels
>pizza is okay if need them calories that day, can take a healthy amount of slices before going back to weights
>cardio bunnies everywhere, most all single
>realize that the people who can't control their caloric intake or diet in the gym stand no chance outside it
>no one ever bothers me or anything

for 10 bucks so long as you control your diet, it's a decent deal

>>41853451
What's wrong with bulking?

>>41853744
>not planning your carb-backloading day for pizza night
are you faggots even kikes?

>>41862316
>no one ever bothers me or anything

I constantly fear some bro is going see me working out and not doing it the way "he learned" and come up to me "just trying to help" to show me "his way".

>>41862545
I get more shit at work about health and fitness """advice""" than anywhere else in my life.

>>41862545
When will faggots like you learn there is no my way. There is only 1 correct way what works with your biomechanics. Learn proper form and then dont let anyone tell you otherwise

>>41853451
seems a bit excessive

>>41853977
kek desu

>>41862567
how do you deal with bros who are "just tryin ta help" and offer you unsolicited advice?

>>41862629
>"Oh thanks man, but today I am working out this way to get some area's worked on I missed last time"
>"Cool man, got my stuff set for today but might try that another day or next time I hit the gym"
>"Oh that's how you do it? Hmm might look that up a little bit more on some youtube videos to get it all down so I can try it sometime"

Most of the people giving you "their form" have little to no idea what they are talking about and do it because they "feel da burn!".

>>41853451
Thats sick. I get the idea of "judgement free zone", lunk alarm and shit as there are people who sit in front of a desk 8 hours a day and just want to do some basic movement for an hour without some monkeys around them yelling "LIGHTWEIGHT!" and shit. i myself hate the whole "fitness-scene" where every faggot has to reduce his personality to lifting because they are boring, shallow shits. but my god, this is cringey on another level. even for planet fitness.

>>41862673
That's their target market as well as the people who just want to say "well gotta hit the gym I gues hehehe, that way I can gulf down 10000 calories this weekend!"

>>41857974
where in the ever loving fuck did you get that piece of trivia from anon?

Depends how you look at it:

Eating the shit on the table is a "reward" for going to the gym. Being fit is an unobtainable meme; I have a job and kids.

or

Ignoring that table is a way to get some discipline gains while you walk in the door.

>>41860346
The fact that it even exists is a terrifying comment on modern culture.

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>>41862843
>Ignoring that table is a way to get some discipline gains while you walk in the door.

I'd be the sorry fuck who avoids the PF food table as a point of pride... then hits up McDonalds on the way home out of weakness.

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>>41853451
>Americans think they are alone
WRONG. Germany here

>town council closes down pool
>was fucking expensive for the community and the town is more in debt than Greece could ever be
>town council decides we need a fancy new pool
>it has heated outside pools and they decontructed the large outside sports pool
>The pool is now even more expensive for the tax payer
>The indoor sports pool has a large diving board from which children jump all the time so that you can't swim your lanes for shit
>runs on time cards which even the staff thinks are shit

>there is a small store right next to the indoor sports pool that sells burgers, fries and soda

America by no means has the monopoly on retardation.

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>>41853451
are they fucking dips for your donuts?

>>41862961
I think most of those are bagels, and those containers are cream cheese/butter/jam/jelly.

>>41862219
If that was the case they'd have to keep hitting the lunk alarm off switch every time one of their target customers took a step

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>>41853467
JEWS

>>41854242
Kekkkk what the hell.

Imagining dressing up nicely and going to have a dinner at my gym with random people I see there on regular basis. That sounds awkward af cause you kinda know those people since you always workout at the same time, yet you never say a word to them.

But then again I'm a Scandi and making eye contact with strangers without an apparent reason is viewed as a threading and unnecessary act.

I also don't get that Murican way or eating huge portions of shit. Like having bagels with a thick layer of cream cheese on top. Or a huge muffin. Or enormous donuts. Those pizzas are huge too. And I can imagine how all of that tastes way too much sweet and like shit anyway. I'm actually fine with just having one cookie with my coffee desu.

>>41856142
Who cares

>>41862942
>build new fancy public pools to provide refugees with a more comfortable environment for their rapes

so tolerant and progressive

>>41863430
This way way before the immigration crisis started

Though councils now use it as an excuse to get money from the government

The Social Democrats managed to funnel a fuck ton of welfare money to the Romanian mob at one point as they fed the corrpution in a local city.

When the got called out on it, they didn't sack anybody at first.

It is kind of funny how if you go broke as an individual here in Germany you'll get reported to the SCHUFA and no bank will ever give you a loan again. Meanwhile,communes can be indebted as fuck and the fenderal governemnt pretends the budget is balanced.

In Switzerland a city can at least declare bankruptcy and have done so because their tax payers aren't fucking cattle.

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Could someone be so kind as to post the gif of the fatty half heartedly working out while eating a doughnut or some shit? Ta muchly.

>>41862942
>>41863466
>hometown builds smaller public baths, houndred thousands of Euros more expensive than the restoration of the old baths
>the electronics fail before launch and only 50% is open for public
>gets fixed 3 years later only to break down after a month of use
>SPD gets voted into office again even though they made the third richest community of our state indebted and poor
I hate those fuckers with a passion

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>>41863708
Mfw Bremerhaven

Wer hat uns verraten?

>>41853792
Fuck off you dirty beaner

>>41853935
Uhhh,you are so stupid,uhh

uhhh uhhh juhhh ha hah haaa haaa weee woaa woaa uhhh faggot ughhh

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>>41863763
mite screencap this one

>>41862845
This. And you see it everywhere. It isn't just in the sense of fitness, where if, god forbid, anyone is or even desires to be well above average, they must be shamed and shot down immediately. I used to see it in school when I was a kid. The fucking TV shows are real, man. If you're smart and do well on tests, you get fucked up for it, you get put down for trying to be above average. And you know what? The bookish crowd does it to the sports people, too. Anyone who tries in gym class is surely compensating for something, yeah? And anyone who wants more money is surely hiding some awful deficiency. It's not as if he might be trying to improve his life or anything, right? The modern world HATES people who excel, because they sometimes make others feel inadequate, and we can't have that in our safe spaces, can we?

What are the demographics of Planet Fitness?

Guy/Girl%?

Fatty/Average/Skinny%?

>>41855053
You missed the point where planet fitness is an exploding business.

>>41855053
The best customers are the ones who get a membership, train for a week and then never visit for years before finally canceling.

>>41865791
mostly overweight women
few skinny guys who stay until the machines are useless to them

>>41853825
Mines richfag and gets panera.

Mine would be an amazing gym if they had real bench presses...

>>41853977
ahahahahaha you made me laugh anon

>>41853451
You're not American, you are from the USA. Or north American.

>>41853744
How often do they do this? $10 a month for a free meal whenever I want is a really good deal

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>>4185377good goy anon

>>41854230

> 6ft 186
> fat

I'm 6'0 220 (actually fat). You're probably just lanky with a pot belly aka skinny fat, or even worse 5'9

>>41856478
7/10

>>41855062
Why are you on the internet without adult supervision? You were warned about that.

>>41856393
You are a pig for sweating too much,filthy animal.
:)

>>41853451
>b-b-b-but i'm harvesting muh gains, anon

>>41855053
Pls source.

>>41853451
>Non-Americans will not understand this
Im not american and understand it to the point of hueing at it.

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>>41863736
Sozialdemokrat(t)en!

>>41853771
>i-it's fine if it's for the bulk... right?
Sure, so is Mc Donald's burguers for that matter.

Just don't do it while cutting and you are fine.

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>>41863646
You mean this guy?

>>41853467

I don't understand this conspiracy theory. People who don't get results are more likely to cancel their membership than people who do.

>>41854998
Crunch is pretty good. Decent amount of racks and free weights for a conmercial gym. Their dumb bells don't go high enough though

>>41867915
Hahaha

Man, let me introduce you to the mind of a fatty.

You sign up for the gym to improve your life and health, to finally get fit, hey, it's only $x a month.
After a hard workout that's really pushed you, you feel like you deserve to treat yourself.
You stall after a month because of a lack of instruction/illness/etc, when really it's because you're lazy and have no self determination or self control.
You stop going to the gym, swearing every day that today is the day you go again.
You keep finding excuses to avoid going and after three or four months you're afraid of calling up/going in to cancel because of what they would think of you, or because it would mean you've given up and in the back of your mind there's always "tomorrow".

Tomorrow never comes and you end up eating yourself into a coma/early grave whilst continuing to pay hundreds of dollars a year for literally nothing.

Planet fitness just accelerates this by restricting exercises and providing a one stop shop for half arsed exercise and comfort food.

t. Recovering fat fuck.

>>41853762
They only do pizza once a month

>>41868153
pretty fucking genius business model to be fair

>>41868259
They're expanding like crazy for a reason.

200 dumb cunts paying you $10 a month and not showing up is way better than 50 guys paying you $40 and showing up.

http://www.planetfitness.com/About-Planet-Fitness-Gym
>We believe no one should ever feel Gymtimidated by Lunky behavior and that everyone should feel at ease in our gyms, no matter what his or her workout goals are.
>Planet Fitness is known for a lot of things – our low prices (and all the stuff you get for those low prices), our Lunk™ Alarm, and of course, our Judgement Free Zone®.

So tolerant, so progressive

>>41868332
why do they spell judgement different from everyone else?

>>41853451
oh man, I wish my gym would provide me with free bulking material

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>>41856484
No it's behind the front desk. Only employees can touch it... Unless you're a hot woman. Every gym I've been to I see high school college sluts get to fuck around in employees only sections when they obviously don't work there.

>>41863184
Underrated

>>41868332
>we don't judge you, no matter what your workout goals are
>unless you're lifting heavy to get strong, then you're an intimidating meathead who doesn't belong

Judgement free my ass.

>>41867846
Yep that's the one, cheers.

>>41853935
90% of memberships are paid for and never used.

>bought into planet fitness contract
>before I knew of how meme it was
>no squat racks, 2 smith machines, no free weights over 60 lbs
>at first didn't notice these flaws just thought:
>"ugh just fucking get a gym membership already fagget quit making excuses"
>stuck here for 4 more months
>been over their 60 lb limit already
>don't wanna use machines or rely only on smith machine (read it was shitty on knees for squats)
>going single leg squat/deadlift

how else can I make the most out of it?

>>41853451
If you eat the bagels and pizza every month, you'd get over your $10 back. It seems like a brilliant idea.

My PF doesn't do this anymore, they just leave out a gross bowl of tootsie rolls by the counter.

>>41869175
that sounds like fat-logic to me

Never been to a planet fitness but what if there is another angle to it. What if it's a cardio gym? I mean if you seriously run a 10k you more than earned a few slices of pizza.

>>41869262
the clientele who go to planet fitness are far from runners. They are fat ham planets and suburban moms with nothing better to do.

>>41853977
Upvote. I'm upvoting your post right now.

>>41860404
>bagels

What are these things I keep hearing about? Bajels, what is that like round bread?

Has anyone ever been as much of a madman to pay 10$ a month and then come only in to eat?

10$ for a weekly delivery of bagels and pizza is a crazy deal yo

>>41854373
enjoy your coronary artery disease

>>41853757
presumably there's coffee somewhere, people don't usually drink half and half

>>41853744
>hey look there are vegetables on this pizza!!
>that's healthy, r-right?

>>41869262
>Cardio gym
Boy, you can walk and run outside.
What's next, female only gyms?

>>41853935
>uhh, how the fuck do they make money then?

Same way every gym makes its money.
90% of the people who join a gym never or rarely go to it. They just join it so they can say they belong to a gym. It's like free money

>>41853771
man i sure love love lab

>>41857326
>since im a poorfag, should i switch to planet fitness for the free food?

Yeah. If I'm ever homeless, I'll sign up for it. 10 bucks a month, free showers & snacks. hard to beat bro.

>>41867179
Pizza night and bagel day are once a month, the first Monday and Tuesday or something like that.

>>41860216
>Not allowing benching/squats/deadlifts.
Is this only in the south or something? I go to a planet fitness and people do benching and deadlifts all the time. It also has barbells, free weights and kettlebells.

>goal is cardio
>burn 300 calories on the treadmill
>eat a donut and make it all back plus some

>goal is gainzz
>have to eat 3000+ calories
>based Planet Fatness helping you make it

>>41854230
You piece of shit. 240 here, 19% bodyfat. Build some muscle man!

>>41872353
i am also 6 ft too. Faggot.

>>41853771
no, burgers/burrito bowls/mexican food/steakhouse/red lobster are the only acceptable fast foods to eat to gain weight. Basically something with meat in it

>>41853977
goddamn this is a quality post

>>41872389
Why do you feel the need to pretend to know what "fast food" means on the internet anon?

>>41853451
There's a reason people call it planet fatness. It's for the morbidly obese SJW cunts who want to feel like they're being healthy even though they're not

>>41867469
He's overweight.

>>41856655
kek

>>41853451
Once again, /fit/ shows that they can't do intense carbio. It's all lifting heavy things and eating six scoops a day with multivitamins.
You guys are gonna have a heart attack from all that added muscle.

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>>41854035

>>41855533
Why the fuck am I laughing so hard

>>41853451
What's stopping someone from walking out with a handful of donuts to give to their friends or something?

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>>41853492
restrain yourself, kike

>>41854137
>Black people are it all
This man is a legend

I genuinely thought the Lunk Alarm was a /fit/ myth. Imagine my bewildered horror when I realized it's real. How often is it used for "false alarms" (as in, completely undeservedly)? Kind of like this >>41856253 situation.

>>41862961
>are they fucking dips
>doesnt know the difference between bagels and donuts
>>ARE THEY FUCKING DIPS

ARE THEY FUCKING DIPS????

>>41866913
not really. the difference between a dude who works out 4 times a week vs. a dude who works out 0 times a week is pretty much nothing.

>>41853744
I am not disciplined. For instance, I am an alcoholic. I can't just drink a few beers and stop. When I drink I DRIIIINK. So I just don't drink. I can go to the bar and hang out with friends but I do not accept drinks, ever.

Honestly, I really like not being a drunk. People like me more. I like me more.

>>41873339
Theyre spreads

>>41872234
how is a customer that doesnt come different than a customer that does come? it doesnt cost the gym anything to have their weights moved about

>>41853977

LMAO this threat has some good posts, but this takes the cake

>>41873418
Shit inside gyms needs to be cleaned, maintained and eventually replaced. Less traffic reduces all of these costs. One person not showing up won't make a difference but if, say, 20% of your membership is mostly absentee that will spare your equipment a lot of wear and tear.

>>41854393
>$1 per big mac
>Limit 5
>10 patties

Strip off everything else and get dat protein. Also, dat horrible liquid in the throat cough that you get after eating McD burgers, times ten.

>>41857974
>He fell for the illegal gardening reddit meme joke

Top lel cunt

>>41862942
>>runs on time cards which even the staff thinks are shit

If your workout fits inside the time window it's no big deal. Otherwise REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>41853451
Does anyone else live where every PF is crowded and people actually do cardio there?

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>>41870188
>Not drinking a gallon of half and half per day
Sorry bud, you're not gonna make it.

>>41855533>>41854137


I had forgotten
Thank you, anons.

For everyone else,
https://imgur.com/gallery/TN9wE

>>41872450
>taco bell
>outback steakhouse
>red lobster
>chipotle
>mcdonalds
literally everything i listed is fast food dumb fag

>>41873189
those are bagels not donuts, and im assuming there's someone watching

>>41853451

Is that like a fattie-bait in the gym that works like a banana fly-trap in a kitchen?

>>41873369
The difference is less wear on the machines, less to clean, and you can have significantly more members than space.
The local PF leases building space from me, franchise owner has told me before that every person who doesn't go is essentially a free $10 every month without the risk of loss. He had a laugh when I said I'd never be caught dead working out at his gym.

>>41870188
>people don't drink half and half
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elyh-K-xS_I

>>41873915
>That alpha male banter with rip manhandling her.
Weirdly erotic

>>41867846
>GOTTA GET BIIIIIG

>>41872295
how high do the weights go

>>41862147
ive seen someone bring a pb&j sandwich to the gym so yeah you can

>>41865791
>What are the demographics of Planet Fitness?
its cheap and advertises itself for those who dont want to spend a lot and are insecure about themselves, this is most of the population anon. They also dont discriminate from "lunks" so its basically a cheap gym

I think Planet Fitness would be illegal in my country for multiple reasons.

>>41869125
do they not have multiple plates? how high do the dumbbells go?

>>41853935
uuuuhhhhhhhhraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppft