Dubs or pure gold

hey (((you)))

sup biatch

>>41849825
why would you want to hurt a stranger's feelings

>>41849825
if you can't crush my head between your thighs like a watermelon I'm not interested

>>41849836
Reroll?

>>41849825
Are you an archeologist?

>>41849837
for my internet friends, right guys?

>>41849825
I don't understand simple social interactions. Can I get your number?

>>41849825
Giv the succ

>>41849825
ayy bby lemme fugg

hello m'lady
i wan't to insert my penis into you and rub it on your inside
:-)

>>41849888
oh god no

>>41849888
A true gentleman is always honest

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>>41849888

>>41849888
Winner winner tasty chicken dinner

>>41849888
those digits, good luck op

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>>41849888
I will salvage this

>>41849931
that fucking apostrophe on want LUL

>>41849931
Oh god no

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OP here, another one for the boys

>>41849931
I think thats a bot.

>>41849950
I want you to hit me in the balls with a cricket-bat, and call me a nigger whore

>>41849950
You know hamsters eat their children, and they're cute as fugg. Just food for thought.

>>41849950

Wooaaahhh hang on woah

>>41849950

I got another little head 4 u bea

>>41849973
Cope

>>41849950
How do you feel about nourishing our children with your corpse?

>>41849950

"Looks like you're the type to constantly get a-head ;)"

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>>41849988

DO IT OP, DO IT FOR THE FANS

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>>41849988

OP PLS DELIVER, YOU CAN SAY "give a-head" instead of "take" MAKE IT HAPPEN OP I BELIEVE IN YOU ;___;

>>41849988
DO IT OR OP IS FAGGOT

>>41849998
>>41850010
>>41850038
same fag

Dost thou even hoist?
M'lady

Feelin fit buddy?

>>41849988
eh do i do it? doesn't really make any sense

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>>41850042

...And? It's blatantly obvious, I want OP to witness my digits

>>41849988
>>41849825 Still waiting OP

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>>41850055

If you say "give head" she might not like it because it makes her sound whore-ish

if you say "get head" that implies you're gonna eat her out. I'm sure she'll enjoy it. You're implying she's gonna get her pussy ate out a lot by you, it's flawless

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>>41850055
Your internet friends won't be pleased if you neglect us... You wouldn't want to hurt our feelings... Right OP?

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>>41850066
>>41850055

MORE DUBS OP, DELIVER.

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If dubs send her this

>>41850066
>be woman on private chat on dating app
>afraid to sound whorish
That's not how it works

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>>41849988

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>>41849888
>>41850091
Hero

>>41850089

If OP is a chad it might not be a problem.

OP, I got dubs twice. deliver you fag. You know what to say. >>41849988 >>41850066

>>41850091
based op

>>41850099
FUCKING WHAT>>41850100

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>>41850091

YESSSSSSS I LOVE YOU OP

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>>41850091
The absolute madman

>>41849931
what a gentleman

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>>41850091
godspeed

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I WANNA FUCK YOU UP THE ASS

What fuckin app is this? It isn't tinder...

>>41850091
fuark, she looks like a solid 8 too

>>41850150
Bumble. Same as tinder except if you match, the girl has to message you first for you to send anything. If she doesn't message you in 24 hours, the match is deleted.

>>41849973
Kek

>>41850091
don't walk out on us OP

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>>41850099
>I got dubs twice.
>while getting another dubs

>>41850161
>a girl has to message you first

A man in a desert Oasis that will never hear from a woman: The App

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>>41849988
>>41850066
>>41850099
Epic samefag

>>41850327
I do better on bumble than tinder. The girls ghost less and usually respond after the first go.

Say I only like femine penis so no thank

I got dubs for nothing!!!
>>41850338

>>41850433
checkem

>>41849825
show me your penis