VIRGINS

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>>41847736
That driving one is shit. So much potential

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>>41847756
fucking great


more of these please

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>>41847929

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>>41847756
>>41847736
>>41847951

>>41847736
>Cum and pussy juice stain the entire back seat, making it unusable
wait, how do sex stains make the back seat unusable? It's not like acidic or anything AFAIK, so I don't think it would corode

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>>41847951

>>41848609
All me

>>41847756
>Chad earthquake
>tfw ignoring the TP, winking, and leaving door open, that was literally me my first trip to China after eating Chinese street food

>>41847736
got a dui 6 years ago, its still fucking with me dont drink and drive kids

>>41848609
>wears a t-shirt since he is not comfortable with his body

Fix that to "baggy t-shirt" or "t-shirt one size larger than his actual size". I've seen guys who are suppose to be wearing larges wear mediums just to show off their muscles. I may or may have not done both of those before.

>>41848104
Seats get all crusted abd hard, anon.
Shit's not comfy.

>>41847756
>nothing about being afraid of someone hearing him fart mid-push

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Meanwhile, CHAD is in the middle east WAR CRIMING civilians and is celebrated as a HERO and basically Elliot Rodger is fucking stupid

>>41848609
>listens to battlefield music to get pumped up

I unironically use to do this, but it was 13 years ago and with BF1942 when I first started the gym as a Virgin back at 16 in 2003 or 2004 or so.

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>>41848609
These are not funny without the chad comparison

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>>41847736
Fuck you autists know me too well

t. virgin

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>>41847951
Back from gym. Got a few more lads

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>>41849134

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>>41849134
>constantly screaming John Madden style football plays

>>41847736

I wish I could contribute with originals but the barrier to entry is too high with this meme

>>41848609
>Battlefield 1 gameplay to pump himself up
FUCK

>>41847736
>will leave and go somewhere else if forced to parallel park

topfuckinglel, this can't be a real thing

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it's finished

>>41848609
>not listening to anime music to get pumped up

0/10, shit pic

>>41849557
>>41848609
Well fuck, yesterday I was working out to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIYd6Xdn88U

These virgin descriptions hit too close to home

>>41849134
>John Madden football plays

Spit my drink out

>>41849593
That chad is way too well drawn and it's giving me an erection

>>41849134
worst one I've seen yet.

>>41849723
why? does it hit a little close to home buddy boy? ;D

>>41849763
I know you're sensitive about it because you tried to make something that turned out poorly but the other ones have been genuinely funny while this one comes across as very bitter.

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>that face when I can't be considered a chad because still an 18 year old virgin

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>>41849032
holy fuck

>>41849881
busted my cherry when I was 20 but I slay now

be confident, young brave

>>41849881
Lurk more newfag

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>>41849881
Delete this