That guy thread

>that guy that throws the pussy pad to the floor

>>41844913
I call that guy the "broken respirator"

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>that guy with a warcry between every rep

ITT: WEAK DYELS WHO DON'T BOTHER CHALLENGING THEMSELVES AND GOING OUT THEIR COMFORT ZONES TO MAKE GAINS LOL

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>that guy who thinks others cant hear him quietly counting his reps

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>>41845018
>not throwing it across the gym yellin "YEET"

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>>41844913
>That guy that nervously looks at every girl in the gym while squatting expecting some 'mirin

>>41844913
>that guy that brings his preworkout to the gym

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>>41844913
>That guy that does sitting dumbbell curls one arm at a time

>>41844913
Please show more

>>41844913

>that guy who gets to hold all the womens boobs while they squat for "form correction"

>>41845667
are you supposed to grab their boobs while they squat?
have I been missing out the whole time?

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>>41845549
Aren't we all that guy sometimes?

>>41845685
why else would you bother spotting someone?

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>>41845549
Delete this

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>>41844913
>That guy that has poo stains on his shorts after squatting

>that old guy that 1/16th reps everything

>that skinny guy that lifts more than everyone at the gym

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>>41845509
DELETE THIS

DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

>>41845686
I know I'm always that guy.

>that roided up dyke who think she's hot

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>>41844913
I don't know how to stop.

>the bros who unironically compliment each other's physiques

>>41845876
i have this girl, and to top it off, she fucking sings as loud as she can the entire time

>>41845909
I've only encountered two people like this in my life. Complete social retards

Typically I do "TSHH," "CHAA," "HRRN," or even "RAHH." I don't think about it, I just let my body decide.

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>that guy that sees a hot girl and starts manually walking

>>41846035
>That guy that praises Ra every rep

You will live a bright and happy life

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>>41845549
NO NO NO NOOOOOOO

>that guy who uses the eliptical
>that guy with beats headphones and basketball shorts

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>that guy that just saved money for his home gym by purchasing a single Olympic dumbbell

if i had a home gym i would reeee

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>>41846038
>see hot girl
>manual walk up to her and chat her up
>ask for her number
>sorry you're just too self concious

whelp, at least i tried

>>41846109
>>that guy with beats headphones and basketball shorts

What's wrong with this? Granted, I don't wear Beats, but a better brand. But what's wrong with headphones? I can't stand the shit quality of earphones. And shorts are comfy

>>41844913
If you have ever had a tension headache you will understand why some people exaggerate their breathing.

>>41846123
how did she know

>>41845529
Gage?

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>>41844913
>that guy who doesn't lift for Toshino Kyoko

>>41846123
Geeze what a bitch
>you're just too self conscious
way to make a man even more self conscious.

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>>41845549
don't do this to me man

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>>41844913
>that guy that asks god to grant him strength quietly before a set

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>that guy that pictures himself doing the lift before actually doing it

>>41847181
you mean warming up?

>>41847196
I mean, mentally

>that guy that sweats profusely and makes the other gym-goers nervous
>tfw I am that guy

>>41847181
Whenever I try picturing stuff like that in my head the physics are always wrong so a squat ends up being a bent over rowing OHP st 5x normal speed

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>>41844913

>>41845555
The quads are fucking lies.

>>41844913
>that guy who moans like he's getting fucked in the butt after every rep with ultra light weight

>the black niggers who scream when they lift
>this is why the lunk alarm exists.

>>41844913

Sauce

>the guy who wears anything other than sweatpants to the gym

>>41846109
Wh-whats wrong with the elliptical?
What should I do instead?

>>41847820
Kys youre self

>>41846968
I like how the vapor makes him look way fatter than he probably is.
I mean he already looks like a fat fuck, but the vape makes him blend in with the background kinda and stretch out his cheeks.

>>41847910
it's gay
run

use this to filter shit threads
/(man|lank|wrist|dick|)let|wom(e|a)n|gf|girlfriend|wife|female|bra{1,}p{1,}|sip{1,}(s)|meme|redpill|that guy|anon|\*.*?\*|vegan/i

>that roided up dyke who think she's hot

>that guy that always hogs the squat rack and has his headphones in so you can't ask to work in

>>41845379
>this guy

>>41846038
>tfw thats me

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>that guy that deadlifts and drops the weight every set

>>41845549
Easy way to fix this:
1. Have low self esteem.
2. Accept no one will ever give you a mire.

Lift away, my friend!

>>41844913
> Not opening a fresh >>sip<< after each rep for that cool refreshing first sip of the rep every time

t. weakfag, how are those 1RMs? pshh

>that guy who removes his squatplug between each set

>that guy that rolls up the sleeves of his tshirt

>>41846175
anime is so fucking cringey and gay, if you watch chinese cartoons over the age of 19 you aren't gonna make it. The only exception is the boondocks.

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>>41848596
hey


fuk u buddy

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>>41847972
>Kys youre self
don't force it cupcake

>>41845509
>not screaming what rep it is each rep **for your warmup**

>>41844913
Who are these boobs

>That guy who only works out at the gym
>That guy who works out

>>41848597
>the Boondocks is anime
It's good, but it's from the US and therefore not anime mate

>>41846968
I do this.

>>41845018
>that guy who hides the pussy pad so the filthy normies dont take my squat rack

>That guy who connects to the wrong gym server and laggs during his 1st squat rep for 20 seconds then proceeds to finish the other 9 reps at 5x the speed when his connection re-establishes

>that guy who stares grills and immediately look away when looked at back

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>>41845686
I just wish I could stare at guys at the gym. Just to see their form or simply to enjoy the view. But I just can't.

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>>41845509
I've been exposed.

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>>41846968
For Zeus

>>41846038
delet

>>41850430
>But I just can't.
Short sighted?

>>41850566
>Short sighted?
can't because not socially acceptable

>>41846035
I'm more of a TSU kind of guy

>that guy who listens exclusively to classical music while he works out

>>41847910
starmaster

>>41850660
What are you talking about, you can look at men as much as you want, nobody cares.

>that old guy who always has his dick out in the locker room

>>41847910
row

>>41850678
I love doing that. Always have my own playlist at hand.
>>41850689
I haven't tried blatantly staring at anyone I find interesting or cute but I don't think people would appreciate it. If it makes them uncomfortable, they will just get angry and why would I want to disturb anyone? I don't mind guys staring but I would not want anyone doing anything that would make me uncomfortable. I can't guess what that is for random guys at the gym.

>>41845835
ayy that's... that will be me!

>>41845819
Hate that guy. Grunts and swears every rep trying to push way more weight than he can handle.

>>41850746
>they will just get angry and why would I want to disturb anyone?
Most people would take it as a compliment. You are just projecting your own insecurity there.

>>41846081
Hail unto thee, who art Ra in thy rising! Even unto thee, who art Ra in thy strength!

>>41850790
you're probably right despite the fact that judging by /fit/, 50% of them are insecure as well. I don't think thats a bad thing btw.

>>41850341
Don't knock it till you've tried it.

>>41844913
If you don't do this you're probably not using your core properly.

>>41844913
>That guy who follows women with ample ass and braps them constantly

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>>41845509
DELET IMMEDIATELY

>>41848597
>anime is cringey
>watches cartoon about Based Black Men and thinks it's an anime

>>41848137
You're gay, elliptical uses all muscle groups and can burn fat at least two times faster than running

>>41844913

sauce on these titties

>>41846035
If its hard i do like a "CHHHHHHH", loud exhalation of air.

I also talk myself through maintaining proper form.

Get fucked everyone else, i'm making gains.

>>41847582
If you aint sweating you aint pushing yourself hard enough

>>41844913
whats wrong with that?

>>41845693

I assumed so you could press your danger against their turd cutter

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>that guy taking a sip of water from his water bottle after every set

>>41845592
What's wrong with this? Asking for a friend.

>>41848157
I just filter the words "what", "do", "how", and "is"

>>41851499

>That guy taking a sip of water in between every rep

>>41850731
>that in-the-closet fag who stares at everyone's dick in the locker room while shimmy-ing his gym shorts up under his towel so his dick never shows

>>41844913
>he doesn't breathe to keep his muscles aerated to allow for maximum gains

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>>41846968
D-Delet
>mfw several gods

>>41852465
you are lying, no one is that mentally degenerate

>>41851499
Fuk you, hydration is the most important part to a healthy lifestyle

>>41851676
>That guy taking a sip between every sip

>>41845819

Saw this guy doing dips then other day. His elbows were the only things moving and I don't even think he was breathing.

>>41852523
hydration is a meme.
make your body work for it.
drink only every other day.

>>41852673
This

>>41847820
>the black niggers
Are there vietnamese niggers or what?
All blacks are niggers.

>>41846038
DELET DIS

>>41846968
Deus vult, my nigga.

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dat guy

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>>41852904
>Not taking pics of slutty gym girls
Never gonna make it

>>41852960
I mean his hat.

>>41850746
fk off attention roastie
nobody except this thirsty beta cares
post asshole or gtfo

>>41850988
mines more of a PFOOOH
every single rep tho

>>41844913
>that guy that goes "TSHH" after every rep
I make the sound pepsiman makes when he's hit in the ps1 pepsiman game.

>>41845509
D E L E T E
E H
L I
E S
T H I S
E

>>41851676
DELET

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>>41845509

>>41844913
>that guy who doesn't get those extra gains from pretending to be steam powered

> That guy that goes to the gym and is extremely focused on his task, has everything he wants to do in his head, and keeps all interactions, if any, brief.

That's the only guy that we need to be.

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>>41845509
NO

>>41852904
looks like just about the kind of person who would do that too.

>>41848429
This
if you can't properly control the weight and gently set it down it's too heavy for you.

>>41853804
There's a guy like this at my gym and it's goddamn painful. Loads up 4pl8 bar and proceeds to do a shitty sumo deadlift. Goes on for 6 reps and and drops the damn thing every time.

>mid 20th century gym
>guy on the olympic platform doing hang cleans
>afterwards proceeds to hang niggers

>>41844913
If that bra isnt stuffed, shes going to have reaaaaaaal saggy cow tits

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>that guy who does warm up sets on compounds

>>41852904
whys she on a stool???

>>41853923
probably deliciously perky silicone

>>41844913

>That guy who bangs and nuts inside every girl in the women's lockerroom so they can get the extra protein

>That guy who posts in ">That guy who _____ at the gym" threads

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>>41845509
Is this bad? I always count my reps

>that guy who does singles

>>41854186
>that guy who does married couples

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>that guy who stalks the unisex bathroom

>>41854167
Are you one of those autists that can only think out loud?

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>that guy who "swears" now and then after lifting some heavy weight

>>41854231
I only do it with reps. I also have a personal gym so it doesn't even matter.

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>that guy who try to come at the hours where the gym managers aren't there because he's too nervous to say hi and also scared that they'll tell him that he's doing some exercices wrong

>>41853882
that's top tier annoying, this gym I used to go to this guy would load up 2pl8s barely lift it then proceed to yell and drop it, every. single. rep.

>>41845509
>implying I count quietly

>>41854231
If you're actually pushing yourself counting reps can help.

I typically do the first 2 sets quietly, end up counting at the end of the 3rd, and basically count every one out loud for the 5th. It helps push you on.

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>that guy who injures himself and is clearly in serious pain but tries to walk it off

>>41850827
>that guy who takes his AC-130 to the gym

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>>41854023
I think to go deeper, like pic related. SHe is doing a different exercise though.

>>41850238
Me too desu senpai

>>41848157
how to use

>that guy who licks his lips and rubs his hands before every set and says yes, nice or i like that after every set

>>41848157
Bro that's 99% of /fit/ wtf is there left. Cbt threads? Faggot

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>that guy who warms up with a higher weight than he plans on lifting

>that guy that stands in the mirror and flexes and feels his muscles after a set.

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>>41854886
>me after I finish my squats

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>that guy that talks to people mid set mid rep
>doesn't understand that my grunt means fuck off

>That guy that browses /fit/

>that guy that comes to the gym in yeezys

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>>41846968

I'VE BEEN EXPOSED

>>41844913
Fucking hate this faggot.
>Wears Marine Corps PT silkies.
>ALWAYS takes off his shirt before workouts.
>Feels the need to play his own music without headphones (usually Metallica or Slipknot or some shit).
>Lets chalk fall all over the fucking floor.
>LITERALLY SOMETIMES PRETENDS HE'S THE LEAD SINGER OF ONE OF THESE BANDS AND HEADBANGS AFTER SETS.
>Never stops flexing.
>Always fucking smiling.

Oh wait... That's me

>homegymmasterrace.

>>41855102
>That guy that Post-Ironically shitposts on /fit/
fuck off

>>41855118
>"Post-Ironically shitposts"

I'm not smart enough to understand what your response means.

Can someone help plz

>>41855102
were you the guy not allowed to enter the towns local gym from yesterday?

>that guy who refuses to use pl8s and instead loads up an ungodly amalgamation of 10s and 25s

>>41854918
>feels his muscles
How do you even lift if you don't feel them?

>>41855102
>>LITERALLY SOMETIMES PRETENDS HE'S THE LEAD SINGER OF ONE OF THESE BANDS
I once got drunk at home and tried to sing in a 10lb dubbell like it's a microphone, almost broke a tooth with it.

>>41853613
underrated post

>>41847820
I have one of those at my gym, the screaming actually gets me psyched up.

>>41854244
I usually swear when I'm disappointed or I miss a rep

>>41854231
Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck. I need to stop talking to myself, jesus christ sometimes I do it in public.

I don't count reps out loud though, so there's that.

>>41851499
More like every other set. No exceptions. I think. Never thought about it, now I probably will.

>>41845509
>implying I care if people hear me counting my reps.

>the guy who evaluates how he did quietly but still audibly with a little "nice." or "not bad" after he's finished a set

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>the guy who greets half of the people in the gym when he walks past them

Get a life man

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>>41848597
>if you watch chinese cartoons over the age of 19 you aren't gonna make it.

>>41848596
Oi

>>41846109
Premier fitness

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>that weeb that does obscure anime poses in the mirror when he thinks no one is watching
>someone always watching
>that guy that yells LIGHTWEIGHT BABY for any weight
>that guy tried to play dota while using bike
>dropped laptop and cried

>that guy who keeps pissing off management because people keep complaining when he removes his shirt and pulls his shorts up as high as possible and anchors them in his ass crack to make a crude thong whenever he squats
its actually me

>those two guys that somehow manage to spend your entire 2 hour workout benching and incline benching and spotting eachother

mystifies me

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>>41851499
I think I trained myself to do this over the years. Now every time I finish a set I instinctively look for the bottle.

>>41855754
And yet I make more money than you, have a strong career, lift over 2/3.5/5/6, have a qt PL gf (FYI PL < BB) and am 6'3 + p good facial aesthetics

And I watch over an hour of Chinese cartoons a day, faggot

>>41847735

I cannot not moan like a girl getting dick when lifting weight. I've become a joke at the gym because of it. I hate this shit.

>>41856055
Are you cute?

>>41856054
You took that harshly.

>that thick thigh-ed twink faggot who uses his one towel as a hair wrap after he showers.

>>41856066
REEEEE I'm having s shit day senpai, I'm in the bus and it's over 3 hours delayed already so I needed to find someone to argue with

Sorry though should b more calm

>>41855634
D-delet

>>41846133
>shit quality of earphones
are you new to this world or sth?

>>41856062

Fuck off, my moans dont mean a yes.

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>>41844913
>that guy that if facing a girl working out during rest period, he will either walk around or turn to face another direction cause he's too afraid of being called a creep

i wish i wasn't so concious of this

>>41854918
d-delet this

>>41856054
i've known 6 or 7 people who like anime and every one of them were depressed losers

its just childish, cartoons aren't for men

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>>41856254
Guilty.

>>41855167
>he doesn't get a euphoria from feeling on his muscles after a set

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>that guy who yawns in between sets
Such a fucking freak lmao

>>41855979
>>41856073
kek

>>41856279
>>41856279
>blowing off steam after a stressfull day
>comfy in bed watching about the endless struggle of Tanya the evil or the revenge of Je Qhiu against his former comrades

Nothing wrong with being childish m8, I advise you to do what gives you fun instead of what "normie adults" find fun

I even do fucking DND and I spent over €1400 for a cosplay I made, u mad?

>>41856324
if you are out of oxigen it's a normal reflex fuckboi

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>>41856279
>"anime makes them depressed losers"
have you ever thought that they might use it as a form of escapism to alleviate their problems/ depression?
also
>"its just childish, cartoons aren't for men"
>being so fragile that you have to tell others what a man is allowed to enjoy, basically limiting your already meaningless life even further
wew lad

>that guy who comes into the gym in sports shorts and a tshirt, is respectful of other gym members, takes an 60-90 minutes 3-4 times a week to do an effective barbell strength program with some accessories, is decently strong and has good form, is fairly consistent in eating an appropriate diet, and has no gf

>that guy who pauses his entire workout waiting for his parents to finish doing the laundry and to go upstairs
this is me.

>>41854244
I always say "fuck me" or "motherfucker" after I rack a PR and I'm dizzy, walking it off, trying to come back to Earth.

>>41856324
Just a lack of oxygen, brah

>>41854620
Been there on deadlifts.

>SHOOP!
>snappingtendons.wav
>drop weight
>freeze in bent over position
>nowhere to go but up
>straighten out with the pain of a thousand incels being rejected at the semiformal dance
>shuffle out door
>forget stuff in locker
>sit in car and put hospital into GPS
>wince and drive
>back at it two weeks later

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>that guy who yells "BAN-KAI!" before a set of deadlifts
>that guy who makes outraged japanese sounds during each rep ("tsh!" "teeeh!" "nani?!")
>that guy who headbangs softly to some "heavy"metal band between sets
>that guy who asks people what shoes they wear to the gym
>that guy putting water in the protein powder tub

>>41856103
Man I was just fucking with you, keep doing your thing

>>41856482
>that guy who yells "BAN-KAI!" before a set of deadlifts
are you shitting me?

>>41851499
This is ten times better than taking a look at your phone after every set.

>>41845549
cmon dude, we all do it.
>>41845592
me too
>>41847582
also, I hate that. Whenever I forget a towel I must go to the toilet between each exercise to get like 50 paper towels and everyone looks at me like a total retard.

>>41850660
wut u say nigga?

I am actually more motivated when a girl is watching me, even a 6/10

>>41856422
i do this when i'm hitting the sandbag and any family member comes out to the backyard

>>41856419
Fuck

>>41856052
i train in a home gym in my garage which has a garden tap, i fill my bottle at least 3 times every workout

>>41856482
Someone has too much down time to notice all that.

>>41856509
>not unleashing your full potential using the barbell
never gonna make it

>>41848429
I mean you can do little but be noisy and annoying to people around you if you deadlift heavy...

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>>41856419
I had a gf when I started going

>>41845549
delet

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>>41856419
Fuck you bro.

>>41853804
>that guy who critiques people lifting heavy when his 1RM is sub 5pl8

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>>41855979
DELETE

>that guy who can't get his bench past 1 plate (OP)
Sorry for bothering you with my proper breathing techniques OP, ill bring my weights out of sight so you don't feel self conscious anymore.

>>41848157
would also like to know how to use

>that guy who is about your age and size who came up to you during a squat session when you were trying to ignore everybody in the entire gym that one time a year ago and started talking because him and you had been seeing each other at the gym for months and never said anything and you've never said anything to him since because you workout alone but you still see him everyday and sometime catch him glancing up at you from admits his group of gym buddies wondering why you won't acknowledge or talk to him and you really wish he'd just leave

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>Those two curryniggers that do the same exercise as you after seeing you do it, with the same weight, and none of the ability to handle it or form

>>41848597
Sure thing, anon, who I met on an anime image forum.

>>41854886
>AINT NOTHING BUT A PEANUT
>LIGHTWEIGHT BABY

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>>41844913
That guy who has back and shoulder hair but still wears tank top

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>>41845509
n-no that's not me

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>>41853613

>>41845835
SS + GOMAD

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>>41851499
>tfw this is me

>>41852904
I thought she was the one who told him to film her

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>>41845549
DELET THIS

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>>41845509
oh fuck

>>41855634
kinda this but not really. Cool if you go there to socialize, but I go their to work my ass off and I will only say hi to a few close friends who go there.

>>41854802
i want to sexually abuse her

>>41847875
Is it that wrong to wear athletic shorts in the summer? Also I don't have any good sweat pants.

>>41846038
>>41846038
fuck

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>>41844913
That guy that posts pornographic images on a blue board. Those guys that do it so frequently that every row in the catalog has porn headers.

>>41856476
I snapped my shit up once when I was just starting out and I literally just laid down on the floor like a plank for half an hour since my back muscles were so fucked I couldn't rotate my torso

luckily homegym masterrace so while if it were a more serious injury I would probably just have enjoyed starving to death paralyzed on the floor at least I didn't look dumb to people at the gym and that's what really matters

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>>41844913
>that guy who has been eyeing the cute red-head girl that swipes him in at the front desk for years but never takes the initiative to ask her out because he knows he is 5 years older than her

>>41844913
Fuck those tiddies look lush and plump
need them on my face asap

>>41844913
>that guy who gets laughed at by the front counter staff because he has trouble making eye contact when he checks in

>>41847875
even in the winter i'll wear shorts to the gym

>>41860875
this is probably a troll post but i'll bite: stay the fuck away from cashiers, waitresses or any other girl who's job it is to serve you. Their attraction isn't real.

>>41845903
>tfw no bro to lift with and compliment his form and tight glutes, no homo

>>41855102
bet youre a fuckin pog

>>41846133
>wanting your earphones to get sweaty smelly and disgusting

NO

>that guy who notices a qt on the cardio machines and walks past the cardio machines over and over just to try to catch eye contact

>>41856419
del

>that girl with a nice slender body and great tits lifting them away

STOP IT

>>41846109
Fuck you my joints cant handle the impact of running

>>41861316
>fat girl with great tits chooses to be fat in her prime
>try to get her to do squats or anything but cardio and she makes up 999 excuses why she cant

women are a meme

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>>41854918
Delet

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>>41856482
>not unleashing your potential to enjoy your workout

Can't reap rewards without the right soul

>>41861374
Why would you dissuade a fat person from doing cardio?

>>41861276
Everyday, still no Asian qt looks up at me

>>41853570
wow that was one of the first novelas i saw when i was a kid

>>41853804
as long as your'e not letting go of it its fine, i rdl the weight to my knees and let it drop from there

>>41858372
>>41858372
Fucking this.
No. I will not put it down. After the last set, and sometimes the second to last set, there's nothing gentle about putting that down.

It's like you want to fuck up your back.

Also, Fuck you, I'm sorry if me having a gay old time banging out 60 reps of 3 plate is annoying.

>>41857275
it's ok man. I'll be where you are after the summer when she goes back. Hang in there mate

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>>41853613
I also pretend to be steam powered

>>41853906
love that gym

>>41861346
swim
real nice for summer

>>41851008
This is what people that bench <225 and squat <315 ACTUALLY believe

>>41850858
Nice try, but we're not going to buy your shitty ellipticals

>>41856541
How else am I gonna get my /fit/ memes?

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>>41845509
Oh god I thing I do that

>>41844913
>that guy who grunts like he's passing a basketball out of his urethra doing 10 body weight dips

>>41844913
The guy who wears any fucking hat to the gym

Take your motherfucking hat off right fucking now

>that guy with big bulky muscles

Do you even tone up brah

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>>41846038

On the few occasions I've actually seen a 9.5+/10 at the gym it's literally like I was stunned for .75 seconds or some shit

>>41852559
Kek

>>41861346
Swimming is the lowest impact cardio there is, you should try it

>>41862307
Same. Good thing they're rare as fuck.

>>41860875
What the FUCK is that degenerate in the webm?

>>41846968
nothin wrong with a lil prayer

>the asian dyel who only uses the free weights but still smirks at you when you warm up with the bar

>the girl that stands on the deadlift platform looking at her phone/her own ass in the mirror for 20 minutes with basically no weight loaded up on the bar

>the middle aged guy who is consistently in the gym at the same time as you
>>you don't say hello to him
>>you don't even know anything about him other than the fact that he is free at approximately the same time as you are
>>he benches with the 15 lbs free weights because he thinks he'll hurt himself

>the girl you saw when you first started going to the gym and now she's actually got some muscle mass and you cant help but feel a little proud
>>gym daughter

>>41851499
Son of a bitch, delete this!

>>41844913
A retarded Polish guy in my gym does this even when he's resting

>>41856419
The Virgin Gymgoer

>>41850334
>that guy
>my

pure slippage anon

>that guy who hasnt bathed in 2 days and with every squat makes his immediate surroundings smell more and more like shit and the girls in the next rack over comment on it so he runs and hides in the bathroom for an hour

>>41844913
Thats me and I'm fucking proud of it!

>>41846035
me too

>>41847181
i also do dis

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>>41856482
>that guy that does nani when he's already sore

I'm that guy desu. Whenever I lift weights or use a sledgehammer I go "TSSH" or "AAAHH" or "GGRRAHHH". I used to be in MMA and the sensei forced us to do those sounds (and to call him sensei), ever since, it stuck.

Also, OP, sauce?

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>>41846968
I try to make it a point to pray in the open without shame, even if I'm in a crowded place; sort of as a test of willpower, like "I have so much faith in God that I don't care what people think about me when I pray in public".

I...I always feel ashamed doing it, but now I can't stop because I feel like God would judge me if I stopped for no reason, so now every time before I bench, I quickly clasp my hands together, bow my head, and hurriedly murmur out "Dear God, I am strong, thank you for my strength. Help me help those who need help, amen", and then I feel autistic and look down at my feet as I start wrapping my wrists and laying my towel on the bench and stuff.

tfw i went PFBFBFBFBFBFBTBFBBTBTBFFBTBPT spitting at the mirror while squatting last rep of 315 the first time today

>>41846035
I do this every tiem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NCcxAOKlL0

>>41863102
>I...I always feel ashamed doing it
Don't

>>41863199
O-Okay

>>41863270
Rejoice in Christ, my dude. We've got nothing to be ashamed of.

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>That guy that thinks about his waifu before during and after every set.
Oh wait.

>>41859733
This is me and I don't give a fuck.

>>41863102

Good lord it must be hell being you. Also God doesn't exist. Read the Bible carefully. It's full of contradictions. The reason they have to start when people are young and fall back on "faith" is because no sane person would believe the truckload of horseshit that is organized religion. Ask yourself why not a single person has ever started worshipping Jesus unless they were told about him by another PERSON. It's something that must be taught as opposed to being innate because once again God isn't real at least not in the context of any of the ancient holy books written by morons that humans ascribe to.

>>41863270
Stop stutter posting

>>41863453
>implying that's not the oldest of /fit/ memes
Y-you too

>>41863450
stop being such a nerd

>>41846968
This is me