just got this text did i make it anons?? also share your mires

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>fat all life
>dad mom divorced at 13 have not seen him since 15
>18 (saw him today for fathers day)
>9%bf 1/2/4/4(ss lol)
>didnt recognize me at first
>every 5 minutes squeezing my arms

>>41844568
Did you fuk ur dad?

>>41844591
no, I guess he expected to see an even fatter weaker version of myself

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What do I say /fit/?

>>41844683

She's tryin but god damn she killed the joke

>>41844683
just tell her straight that you want to sniff her asshole and lick it and ask when she's free

>>41844683
You'll have to palmate the area to confirm

>>41844683
stop typing like a retard

>>41844683
yeah there's a third femur between my legs its so big and I need someone to check it out

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>>41844683
You'll change your story after I administer some vagodilation

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>>41844683

"You just crashed that joke with no survivors".

>>41844683
This >>41844808

>>41844808
rollan

>>41844683
Ask if she will be ur qt autistic gf

>>41844591
Fucking /fit/ never change

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>>41844683
>>41844808
You're crazy if you don't write this

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>>41844917
>people who say never change

>>41844683
why are you speaking to a trap, you degenerate faggot

tell her "brb im going to jump off a bridge"

>>41844808
please tell me you wrote this, OP

>>41844683
my heart

>>41844808
I don't get it. why is changing her story funny and what story.

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>>41844808
holy kek

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>>41844683
She looks like a fatty, son

Are you trying to fuck a fatty??

>>41844787
this

>>41844808
This post with that webm is perfect

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>be me
>go to middle of times square
>hold sign "KISS ME (I'M DESPERATE)"
>old women laugh and smile at me
>older guys literally look at me in disgust
>4 girls and 1 guy (no homo) come up to kiss me on the lips in the 40 minutes I was out there

am i Chad anons?

w-why were the old ladies laughing anons?

>>41846922
theyre laughing at the pathetic depths of your generation (and, most likely, thankful they will be dead before you take the reigns)

>>41844683
>>41844767
>whAt it Do

>>41846987
o-oh but some said I'm cute anon

d-does chad not do this?

>>41844808
sauce pls

>>41847023
Chad dosent need a sign anon

>>41847072
o-oh then what am I?

i thought i scored a decent number of women given the time i was out there for

Surfing is fuckin gay lmao

>>41844683
wooooooooah woah

wooooooaaaahhh hold on

>>41847095
this

bodysurf/bodyboard mustard race

>>41844683
tell her you'll vasodilate her puss with your dick BONE.

>>41847315
ps call her a fuckin nerd.

>>41844683
>I hope you're not as bad at sex as you are at jokes. Lemme see them digits bb
You're welcome.

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>>41847190
no you fucking twat
any kind of board floating on water with you on it is homosex

>>41844683
She seems to be just the expert you were looking for

>>41844808
wtf is the sauce

>>41847510

says a fucking crossdresser

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>>41844683
>>41844787
where did I go wrong?

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>>41850195

>>41850195
Wow then you pussy out, end yourself anon

>>41850204
never gonna make it

>>41850195
cringe

>>41850204
Both and I already met you.

>>41850204
tell her you wanna meet her at her house then poop in her bathroom xd

>>41844808
holy shit, this is the best post ive seen in months.

>>41850195
>>41850204

Autism 1 - 0 You

>>41850204
if dubs say "fuck you spic"

>>41850195
fucked it retard, nothing screams confidence like lol an anonymous image board told me to say that XD

>everyone triggered by a guy trolling around on tinder

proptip: stop taking this app seriously.

>>41844591
kys

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>>41850195
>lol I was just saying what random ppl on 4chan told me to say
unironically either kill yourself or leave this site and never come back

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>>41850195
>>41850204
I'm fucking speechless. You should get a job as the dude who cleans up after pornshoots, because I have never seen anyone get a pussy dry faster.

>>41850204
lol i was just pretending to be retarded xdd

>>41850195
>>41850204
sometimes when I think I'm the epitome of autism, I'm glad /fit/ always manages to make me feel better about myself

>>41850204
This
>>41850274
>>41850348
>>41850432

>>41850204
Thank you for taking yourself out of the gene pool senpai.

>>41844683
Say "so you're a doctor? I wouldn't mind marrying into money"

>>41850195
>>41850204
You fucking idiot. Might as well end it.

>>41850204
You went wrong by not listening to what WE told you to say, when you literally asked us. And yoy said the worst possible thing you could have.

>>41844808
topkek

>>41844206
If she s like that
You didn t make it anon

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>>41850204
Dammit man she's giving you a free pass just grab it

>>41844683
"well are you an urologist then?"

>>41844683
>>41850195
>>41850204
it went from "haha your dick is not a bone" to "get away from me perv" really fast

>>41850195
I am deadly serious here, I actually want to help you
1. join a combat sports gym and work hard, does loads for confidence and you have literally none.
2. read up on how to be assertive, how to not back down, essentially how not to fucking pussy out.
3. talk to A LOT of girls, just go to a bar and talk to them. Don't ever try pickup lines or scripted stuff, just go and say something like hi I'm anon and you look cute so I decided to talk to you but not scripted, say what YOU (not me) would say. Doesn't really matter if you get rejected, it will actually help you not be afraid of rejection. \
4. if all those don't work then either you're a pussy and you didn't actually did what I advised you to do or you did and have serious mental issues you need to work on with a doctor. But 99% this is going to work for you.

>>41850195
kill yourself

>>41850252
do this OP

>>41844206
You're all pathetic lmao

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>>41850195
>>41850204

>>41851679
currently giggling at the idea of a /fit/izen walking up to a girl and saying "Hi, I'm Anon, and you look cute so I decided to talk to you, but not scripted!"

>>41850195
>>41850204

Made my day thank you.

>>41844206
is this message from a short chubby curry lad?

>>41844206
Idk. I get that a lot from women and I'm not close to "making it" in my eyes. I feel that I've made it when I finally get mirin' posts from /fit/.

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>men

>>41855083
Damn Macron is one kinky frenchy.

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>>41855083
is that macron?

>>41855083
Is that Macron?

>>41855088
>>41855093
>>41855103
TFW i forgot to censor face

>>41855113
not macron
everybody know he is a raging fag

>>41855088
>>41855093
>>41855103
No, Macron is gay

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>>41855150
No, you're gay.

>>41855129
>>41855150
I thought Macron was the one who was abused by his roastie high school teacher?
Is that why he's gay now?

>>41847084
You're pathetic, that's what you are. I would genuinely rather die as the kissless virgin that I am than stoop to those levels.

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guys are sooo romantic tbqh senpai

>>41851679
Not the anon you were replying to but I'm fairly autistic, would you go to the bar with friends or alone? And what combat sport should I do?

>>41855225
are you catfishing them?

>>41855225
>HAHA IM GURL
>WHY DO GUYS WANT TO DICK ME

>>41844206
Dude im in man mode, Thats now how you court me and il fucking tell them that. You want a real girl who wuvs you anon? Dont let these bitches talk to you like that
>beautiful boobs and ass, also your hair is nice to.
>do you ride a bike?

Bitch please, dont let whores think they can play in your court, what are you some degenerate?

>>41855225
Ask for his size, if he writes 8'' or more you say "so 7'' in reality, too small sorry", otherwise just "no, I prefer them bigger"

>>41855258
lol no not even looking for hook ups, but I'm in like hiking groups, gaming groups, fitness groups but ppl still send those

>>41844683
you are dealing with a professional, you're fuck

>>41855305

fuck off hook up apps if ur not looking to hook up dumb thot

>>41855349
is not a hook up app, is just groups about. whatever. like i said, fitness, Vidya, hiking, running, protests, shopping etc.

>>41844206
No she called you a cliche

>>41855377
wtf what's the app called

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>>41855426

>>41855426
tinder

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>>41855504
tell me which app it is

>>41855538
>is not a hook up app, is just groups about. whatever. like i said, fitness, Vidya, hiking, running, protests, shopping etc.

does that sound like tinder to you? fucking retard

>>41844808
literally me on the computer with my autistic brothers
except he has a better jawline than I do

>>41855561
yeah, because dumb women like you think it's an app for making friends

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>>41855576
you got me!! tee hee

>>41855601
thot begone

>>41855601
>an app where you decide whether someone is worthy enough to just talk to you based on a picture
>not hookup

although, from what ive seen girls tend to be a lot more shallow than men, so maybe its just the typical "tee hee im a girl" excuse that helps you get away with anything