What does the virgin lift looks like?

>>41844134
>>41844170
Loool, please post more of these

This is like bananaposting in ylyl threads.

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>>41844170
>sleeps in a nest with 4-5 other Chads
God I love these

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>>41844325
I have a bunch of them

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>>41844490

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>>41844503

These are fucking hilarious

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>>41844170
>No screen has ever been within 20km of his eyes

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>>41844513

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>>41844533

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>>41844134
Starting Strength.

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>>41844134

>>41845099
nice job anon

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>>41845208

Anyone got the Ultra Chad glide?

>>41844134
virgins don't life

>>41845259
I mean lift

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>>41845259
Goodbye.

>>41845220
>Back is perfectly straight and parallel with the table at all times
what

>>41845283
Does chad shoot people

>>41845283
and chad joins navy seals, kill whole towns full of terrorists abroad and is welcomed home as a here?

>>41845375
*national hero

>>41845099
the chad gym goer

looks past through everyone and maintains eye contact but obnoxiously disregards and ignores female gym goers.

never listens to anything, is always pumped up.

crispy, new tank top that fails to conceal the majority of his upper body with freshly bedazzled design, usually of anything but a video game.

has never fiddled in his life. thoroughly enjoys his 15-minute rest period between sets.

has never worn a glove in his life despite lifting heavy enough to induce blisters, but does not. his hands feel like a child's.

his physique is not able to be generalized. cannot be qualified by an inferior human-based language. aristotle's 'arete' is the closest human word to his physique.

has never heard of whey. prefers to drink the fresh lactation of the hordes of milfs that follow him around the gym.

wears unathletic socks, usually, black business socks.

beautifully subdued brown oxfords handmade by an unknown italian vampire that has been making shoes for 800 years as penance for his curse.

other: infrequent feeling that the whole gym is possibly uninterested, when it is the quiet the opposite.
aggresively allows other gym goers to lay atop him so they can exercise together.

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>>41845220

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>>41845403

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>>41845419

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>>41845432

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>>41845447

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>>41845340
of course

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>>41845460

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>>41845475

>>41845463

too bad tillman got whacked by friendly fire and his colonel tried to cover it up until after the fact.

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>>41844170
>killing millions

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>>41845488

>>41844134
Just look in the gym mirror

>>41844134
>how do virgins work out
Masturbation

>>41844533
>driving speed and direction is entirely random

>>41845283
>does it on Saturday

Now that's some comedy a normalfag can enjoy.

>>41845492
>You get ventilated in Kandahar by some lanky sandperson
>Chad can only be killed by friendly fire

>>41845401
pls never try to be funny again

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>>41844490

>Arms constantly flailing in confident unpredictable ways

This is a good thread.

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>>41844503
>vibrates constantly to annoy people

>>41845811
aye suck my dick faggot

>>41844490
>Has never heard a song in his entire life
Had a hearty laugh.

>>41846484
oh my kek

>>41844170
>has narcolepsy
I fucking died

>>41845463
>professional athlete with a promising career
>quits to go kill brown people

Definition of a chad

>>41845902
wat?