I was going to give up coffee and junk food today but I will make this day the final one. Another day of moping around central London, mad at my ugly genetics and all the normies who see me as scum because of it, and whining on 4chan will cultivate a sense of embittered purpose that will increase the chance that I later "make it" and avoid giving up a healthy and frugal lifestyle. I'm going to have lots of fast food today. I've postponed shaving and my haircut until tomorrow (no, I don't have a neckbeard or long hair, the face genetics are my only flaw). I'm going to hit a low in looks today. The large tub of Ben and Jerry's ice cream I had yesterday piled on fat.
Just riding the underground to this station where I sit moping, I've seen lots of attractive women who consider me a disgusting non-Chad, including a 10/10 blonde (I know that makes me sound like Elliot but it is the truth). Also I saw Spanish speaking jailbaits on their own. And some other girls that would be considered 9s on a regular day.
It's kind of funny, of the 3 or 4 most attractive girls I've seen since moving to London, 2 or 3 of them were with their parents. Really makes you think.
My internal 4chan monologue dominates now. Usually when I see women my age I think in a mock girl voice, "Like, ew, he's not Chad!". When I see a Chad, I think in a mock deep voice, "Ay Stacey, dumb bish, get over here!" "Tee-hee! Cumming Chad!"
For me to sit here and drink this coffee takes more mental strength than Chad or Stacey need to run 15 km to raise money for whichever charity Instagrammers like. Think about it.
>>41840039
Maybe you should read or watch Jordan's stuff instead of moping around being pathetic about living one of the richest cities on the fucking planet. Sort yourself out.
>>41840039
m8 chads and stacies are american.
hipsters and skinny fuccbois seem to get all the good fanny round here. the types of women you see with beefed up trendy boys here are usually dog ugly without their makeup.
stop being a faggot and move out of london as well. get up north, people are way better up here.
Seek help, maniac.
>>41840064
Lmao, I lived and come from a northern city. There is little difference. People are the same everywhere.
I'm sorry to say it, but unless you live in Oxford or Cambridge, living anywhere in the UK other than London is like admitting you're a sigma who can't succeed in a good job. I don't want to live to "go down the pubs with the ladz, shaggin slagz, havin bantz innit m8" and end up with a fat wife
>>41840039
Coffee is not really bad for you. Just drink it in moderation and don't add sugar and shit to it.