>tfw haven't pooped in 4 days Am I going to die?

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no, but it'll be extremely painful

>>41837813
You'll die eventually.
Don't worry though, I was once constipated for 5 days and then took the biggest shit of my life.
That happened when I was about 10 years old too, still never took a shit that big.

You fine for the moment. Once you get to 10 days or so you gonna have to worry about going into toxic shock (the poo starts to poison you) - happened to a collegue - he started turning green and sweating constantly.

Get some laxatives if you start feeling pain.

>>41837866
yes probably, it will probably be painful for him

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I have been pooping only once a week or not at all since I was a kid. You'll be fine.

>>41837948
PUSH HARD DOGGO

>>41837956
How
I poop at least twice a day, sometimes even 3 times

>>41837960
I don't know. I guess it came from holding my white in for days on end for no reason when I was younger so maybe my rectum expanded to God like size so I can hold it for a while before noticing. Of course I don't do it these days but nothing has changed much.

>>41837948
PUSH HARD DOGGO

>>41837956
You missing out bro. It's fun - just sit there contemplating the mysteries of the universe. Get a great feeling of accomplishment once the job is done.

>>41837948
PUSH HARD DOGGO

>>41837866
4U

>>41837866
UUUU

>>41837948
"PUSH HARD DOGGO"

>>41837971
>I guess it came from holding my white in for days on end
dude wut

>>41837948
PUSH HARD DOGGO

>>41837948
Push hard doggo

>>41837813
i am on psmf. i sometimes dont shit a week.

>>41837948
Push hard doggo

>>41837948
PUSH HARD DOGGO

>>41837948
PUSH HARD DOGGO

>>41837813
one time i didnt shit for more than 10 days, i was fine.

Stop being a bitch, stressing doesn't help you poop.

>>41837948
PUSH HARD DOGGO

>>41837948
PUSH HARD DOGGO

>>41837948
Push hard doggo

>>41837948
PUSH HARD DOGGO

>>41837948
PUSH HARD DOGGO

>>41837948
PUSH HARD DOGGO

>>41837813
If you're not eating at all or much then it's normal to not poop.

>>41837948
PUSH HARD DOGGO

One I was 7 days without making a shit. And when I finally did it was ver y painfull indeed.

>>41837948
DUSH PARD HOGGO

I've gone weeks without pooping before, you'll be okay.

>>41837948
You'll rupture a hemorrhoid, doggo. Eat more fiber

>>41837948
PUSH HARD DOGGO

>>41837813
I've pooped 4 times today and it's not even midday. Am I going to die?

>>41837948
PUSH HARD DOGGO

God knows I need this right now.

>>41837995
I remember being 21 too

Boi, eat your oats and veggies and this wont happen

>>41837948
Push hard doggo

>>41837948
PUSH HARD DOGGO

>>41837956
What are you eating, sunlight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVSHfXcOA8k

>>41837948
PUSH HARD DOGGO

>>41837948
PUSH HARD DOGGO

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>tfw poop about 7 times a day

>>41837956
jesus christ eat some fiber

>>41837995
For me, pooping actually isn't fun anymore. I don't get why people find pooping to be fun

Ever since I started eating more to lift, my shits changed from nice solid ones to the longer, softer ones. what went from a quick 1-2 minute session with a wipe and im done is now a horror show. needing to pat and press instead of wiping to get the residue off, then wiping carefully, and frequently having to return to re-wipe later because even though the paper was clean, irritation comes back