So I found one of those old machines on a garage sale for 20

My neighbor just bought one these at a garage sale and has kept it outside. Are you my neighbor OP?

Just take some of the lube out from your dildo drawer and slather it onto any moving part.

>>41825672
Maybe...

You aint Fred right?

>>41825683
Nope. Are you from the 610 area of PA?

>>41825703
AZ, sorry man, you got me scared for minute

a can of wd40 helps remove rust and lubricates keeping things moving good. "google" the manufacturer or a similar manufacturer to order parts for it if needed. duct tape is good for rips or tares. fill holes with pillow filling or rages you find at wally world or dollar tree.

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>>41825725
>wd40
NO. Don't use wd40 to lubricate moving parts you fucking idiot. It'll work great for about a week, then it will attract dirt and dust and get all grimy and disgusting and function even worse than before you sprayed it.
OP get an oil based LUBRICANT. wd40 is not a LUBRICANT. If the bottle does not say LUBRICANT then don't use it to lubricate a moving part, okay?
Bonus tip: don't use wd40 to unstick a lock, either.
t. /diy/

>>41825703
I'm Fred from 610 but I didn't recently buy a used total gym