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let's get it started boyos, I'll dump what I have and to do the same
god knows how bad we all need a good laugh
If I wanted humor I'd ask for your 1RMs
>>41824478
I knew this was coming lol
7 months in
only got serious last 4 of those months
1RMs in lbs
bench: 140
squat: 225
ohp: 95
diddly: 275
5'10 155lbs
laugh at me all you want, I'm just happy to now be filling out my clothes after being a skelly my whole life
>>41824533
>took 7 months to reach 140 bench 1rm
Dude... Ive been lifting for 2 weeks now and i can do 135 x 5 reps... What the hell were you doing?
>>41824533
If he's skelly mode, he probably doesn't have the capacity to bench that much. Back when I started, the bar alone was a problem. That said, I was sub 14.0 BMI skelly mode.
>>41825361
>14 bmi
HOW THE FUCK
how tall were you and how much did you weigh?
>>41825222
super skeleton and form problems my dud
I went to a little hipster bakery yesterday, they were selling cartons of activated almond milk.
>>41826942
Is there unactived almond milk?
>>41824470
Fuck I didn't see it coming. Good one.
>>41825222
>lifting 2 years
>150 lbs max
But i like my chest
>>41824533
Seriously, put on some weight and those numbers should fly up. I added fifteen pounds bodyweight and another 40lbs to my squat alone.
>>41824470
>>41827119
I-It gets better doesn't it?
>>41825222
Reminder that 1/2/3/4 is like 5lbs away from qualifying for IPF world championship juniors division if you weigh 145lbs or less. If you lift more it's because you weigh more. Doesn't mean you're a higher level lifter.
>>41827500
redpill subreddit
Personal favorite
>>41828088
It's even funnier when you realise this was actually a thread and not just made up.
>>41828114
Archive source?
>another thread with 200+ posts of the same shitty screencaps
I'm all for the Reddit invasion now desu
>>41825222
>Fatty Detected
Just because 135 is half your body weight doesnt make it that easy for everyone.
>>41828157
>Implying I haven't seen every thread ever made on this board 10 times over.
>Implying every post made isn't just needless repetition since 2009.
>Implying life has a purpose and isn't just a big unfunny joke.
Let the kids have fun man.
>>41828206
thanks dad
>>41825222
depends on so many things. If you have a big ribcage, you have a significant advantage when it comes to bench lifting, since it changes to leverages completely. You need to understand that there are biomechanical realities you cant train and diet away. People with long femurs will never be world class weightlifters because their squat will always be subpar. But they make better deadlifters in general.
Look at the difference between someone with a big ribcage and a small ribcage. There's so much more to it than diet and training intensity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EapVkFWiq_g
>>41828568
>>41828593
>>41828661
Not really fit but I still get a chuckle from this one
>>41824492
>Yummy dick, bro!
>that face
Never fails to make me laugh
https://youtu.be/qux9-HOm6eg
>>41828568
>text covering face
absolutely genius
>>41824473
Well looks like I have something to look forward to for the next shake.
>>41828766
>tfw no one to swordfight with
>>41828991
Agreed.
>>41828997
WELCOME TO /FIT/
>>41828013
Tippest toppest Kek
>>41828198
>powerlifter
>abs
Good joke
>>41828013
this is my favorite of all time
>>41828182
>that guy who day trades in the squat rack
>>41829277
>>41829195
>the final faces
Every time
>>41828130
Please!
>>41828013
>the barbell is too heavy for a spear handle
>counting the bar
>>41827056
>Dove shaped some bottles after the shape of women
>fat women got angry cause their bottle looked fat
>>41828383
>>41828206
>>41830317
JUST SNAP MY SHIT SENPAI
>>41830150
I see a guy who looked like this every so often at my gym, like he had aids or something
wearing a full sweatsuit and toque in the summer
whenever I see him he NEVER touches the weights, he will spend 40+ minutes or more doing these really weird stretches, jumping around, jogging in place, and all kinds of just strange stuff that really has no use for building any muscle and doesn't look like good cardio either
worse is he takes up like two benches every time, usually the best ones too, to do this fucking bullshit he can easily do at home for free instead of paying a monthly membership to swing his arms about and annoy me.
actually I can't say he's never touched a weight since two weeks ago I saw him doing windmills with a really small pink kettle bell.
>>41829135
fuckin jujimufu
>>41830476
started wearing a lifting bra and my gains have huge
>>41830542
I'm living in Asia rn and this is also especially true
gym always looks like this during any moderately busy hours
>>41830553
Which part of Asia?
>>41828088
>London
I don´t know why this gets asket that much, but hell, even I was asked if I´m from anywhere close to london.
AND I AM A FUCKING WHITE MALE!
>>41825361
>bar being a problem
how in the fuck is that possible. I was full Auschwitz (literally recovering from surgery and never having done any weight lifting before), and I wanted to kill myself because I struggled with doing 12 x 4 with 15 kg to each side of the bar.
>>41830681
>being new
>>41830681
its a meme. some semi-famous roidhead once responded with "please be in london" to some whore
>>41830719
tinytrip was natty i thought
>>41828013
completely lost it at the ez-curlbar bow.
>>41828766
Just some bro's doing /Startingsiege/
>>41824533
why are you even testing your 1RM at those weights, complete waste of a workout
>>41828088
why are females so self centered and annoying
>>41830542
missing talking on the phone
>>41824533
DELETE THIS COMIC
>>41829126
what did he mean by this?
>>41830719
>to some whore
it was a dude, and that's why tiny hasn't shown his face around here since then
>>41831279
Was it a trap?
>>41825361
Dude, I came off fucking open heart surgery and was able to lift just the bar after I was cleared by cardiology.
>>41831302
yep
>>41827641
>Just because I don't meet the minimum requirements for beauty doesn't mean that I am not beautiful
Delusion 101
>>41831451
It's not gay if the penis is feminine, pal
>>41828088
is this real? is there source?
>>41829054
>>41831753
>>41829070
Why wouldn't I recommend a wooden power rack? For the same reason I would'nt recommend a wooden car.
>>41829296
>>41827641
>Like this comment if you find fat people unattractive
>11 likes
>the post itself only has 7
BTFO
>>41832148
Wanna know how I know you can't into carpentry?
>>41830951
I think he is trying to transform into bumblebee
>>41832419
i dont get it
>>41832672
>he's never seen home alone
>>41832682
not in english, please explain
>>41829296
Lol
>>41832705
Woman:
Breasts = breasts
Butt = butt
Stomach = stomach
Lower back = lower back
Arms = arms
Neck = neck
Man:
Breasts = shoulders
Butt = pecs
Stomach = butt
Lower back = abs
Arms = calves
Neck = arms
>>41832789
This is so untrue
Man:
breasts = biceps
butt = butt
stomach = abs
lower back = lower back
arms = stomach
neck = shoulders
>>41824473
Holy...
>>41832869
How does it feel to be so new, that even the 2014-2016 reddit wave is oldfags to you?
>>41832940
>>41832948
>>41832940
Anyone have that "ITT: u mad" cock pic? I've been looking all over for it.
>>41832940
I'm new to /fit/, started lifting 5 months ago. Remembered that there is actually a board for lifting when someone mentioned it on /pol/, so I started lurking 3-4 months ago
>>41832789
Men : Women
Height : Titties
Shoulders : Ass
Arms : Waist
Pecs : Legs
Ass : Feet
>>41832969
You know what containment boards are, right?
/mlp/ for /co/, /vg/ and /vp/ for /v/, /qst/ for /tg/?
The containment board for 2012 /fit/ is /hm/. The amount of threads dropped by more than half after they made /hm/.
>>41832970
>a live turd
this will never not make me laugh
>>41833002
That's pretty funny.
But doesn't make sense, if anything /hm/ should have made /gif/ more gay-free. Were you allowed to post porn and nudity on /fit/ before?
>>41829546
This cap doesn't represent nearly any of the whoas
I was proud of fit that day. Soooooo much shit posting
>whoa
>>41830497
I want to be this man
>>41833055
>Were you allowed to post porn and nudity on /fit/ before?
Before 2012 the rules were not actually enforced and mods were scarce.
The >>41832940 pic describes what you saw when you went on /fit/ in 2010-2011. Deleted threads were just replaced with more photoshopped tinytrip porn.
Nobody gave a shit, because we had 2-3 actual threads and since /rs/ was live (rapidshare links), you could literally start a thread about any random e-book on lifting and get input, since everybody downloaded and browsed through it the moment they knew it existed.
>>41830317
CHRIST.
>>41833102
be this man instead
>>41828847
Fucking so good
>>41832960
I love this kind of autists. Best internet detectives.
>>41829261
>who is Pete Rubish
I got some pics to contribute, but on my other laptop I got the female fit post that was pretty hilarious.
I wonder which one of you is in this pic.
And I'm not sure if this is humor or inspiration or something.
Probably humor for those asian /fit/izens
Favorite one
Das it, not much to post since on the other laptop is the funny stuff.
Gomene~
>>41824478
HOLY SHIT GOTTEM
>>41833888
CUTE
>>41824473
i fucking love this place
>>41828776
They are the goat basketball shoe.
>>41824470
>tfw you dont even have any women to text
>>41827957
never fails to make me laugh
>>41829286
>datfilename
errrrrrrrrytime
>>41834993
>2017
>not using the mat to stop the bar from digging into shoulders and messing up muscle development
lads i want to start weightlifting but i dont have access to them or enough cash for a gym membership
any reccs on what to do? im trying to walk an hour a day to help lose weight but i want to do more
>>41835062
click catalog
ctrl + f
/bwg/
Imagine how humiliated that fat fuck must feel
>>41835377
Wat?
>dat perfect form
>curls for the gurlz
> zero fucks given
> she gets so horny she can't finish her lift
What the hell were you watching?
>>41835377
She reminds me of that muscular girl from SIR comics.
>>41835377
>caving knees
>>41833798
>>41835377
where can i find qt lifters :c
>>41833888
The reformed version still has pants about three inches in width
>>41828742
Fucking lost good dammit
>>41835377
Is chewing gum in the gym healthy? Or it's like "I came here to chew gum and kick your dyel ass and I'm almost out of gum"?
>>41827916
I remember this thread.
>>41828165
Yeah, whatever. I have always been able to lift my BW in bench even before going to the gym. I'm not the guy you were replying to tho.
>>41825222
Yeah, bro, I saw you absolutely KILL the smith machine
Kek just found this is in my old folder
>>41827500
It actually gets worse, but at least you have a hot bod. Rather be sexy and lonely instead of fat and lonely
>>41833888
you can't make a ho a housewife
>>41827500
Surrender all hope and it feels better.
Nowadays I go to the gym, go to work, eat, write a page for my novel, play some vidya, shitpost and sleep.
When you stop trying and accept that the happy life will never be yours it's much easier to bear.
>>41831451
Not even like a semi passable one
>>41830719
>semi famous
>implications
>>41838125
>Being this mad for being a weak shit. Some people can actually bench more than just the bar when they start you know. Not everyone has lived all their lives sedentary.
>>41838188
Anything is possible in animoo
>>41824533
damn ive been lifting 2 months and i do all those weight for reps of 10 and 5 for diddly
>>41838166
>3min per mile
>1:53 per km
>TFW not beating the 1km world records of both men and women by 20-35s every 1km of your morning run
WHY EVEN LIVE
to be fair, she probably measured that downhill. Rolling.
>>41835377
Look how she initiates the pull with help from her arms. That's great way to get bicep injury
>>41835377
>>41836093
How did you find her?
LONDON
>>41833153
you must be pretty strong since you browse /fit/ since such a long time.
>>41838221
hey /fitlit/ what's that novel about?
>>41829080
That wasn't chalk
>>41835377
Here m8
>>41838462
>>41828661
I love this one.
>>41834993
man, towelie got his shit together
>>41828742
>>41830497
>>41833167
:D
>>41829546
anyone got the thread archive?
>>41827916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VApj431HD6Y
>>41833153
I really miss /rs/
>>41833888
IIRC, in the actual doujin its the other way around.
>>41830317
HAS to be a crossfit gym.
>>41824473
>>41835011
i use my gym towel (it's like a small hand towel) to do this sometimes, i just hang it around my neck and rest the bar on top. I do it on lat pulldowns too because the bar has this bit that sticks out right in the middle and if you pull too hard it digs right into your spine.
>>41828776
This is the nerdiest burn, any normie wouldn't even understand what the fuck you're talking about. "Kingdom hearts sized shoe," you're basically making fun of yourself by admitting you know what the fuck that even means. Reddit-tier humor
>>41832705
What's the name of the lead actor in home alone Anon?
>>41839357
This is a /fit/ humour thread, not a facebook page about subjective posts on ye ol' chans
See yourself out xDDD
>>41834515
>tfw can't be bullied and begging to be pumped and dumped by zyzz, why even live.
>>41839544
Mirin dedication on the last rep
LIFT STRONG CRABBER
>>41839544
>that last rep
>>41833408
one guy
>>41829195
>>41829277
I love these. How many has been already made?
>>41833888
Does anyone know the source?
>>41829126
what's this guy up to
>>41840757
Only other one I've seen. I hope there's more.
>>41840757
>>41841492
Check this, friend:
http://imgur.com/gallery/241LJ
>>41841435
Golf or baseball.
>>41841435
Ascending.
No less, no more.
>>41839544
holy fuck, thanks for the laugh anon
>>41832970
lost
Doing my Spanish Anki and came across this
>>41832970
holy kek
also lol'ing at how they're having a farting contest and giggling like idiots with people around them
>>41828130
Please provide sauce
>>41828114
>>41831302
>>41831451
i was in that thread, it wasn't a fucking trap it was just a dude wearing his sisters panties to fuck with /fit/ because his ass was joocy.
>>41827957
always makes me chuckle just seeing that fucking top gun hat
>>41829277
>solid
K E K
>>41833888
In the final panel the dialogue makes sense only when read from left to right, but the overall comic is read right to left. I have a suspicion this has been doctored and reversed as >>41839031 said
My name's Chad what should I say no joke
>>41842390
aggressively ask whether or not her mum has got it going on.
>>41842390
"How many people did you bully in highschool?"
REEEEEEEEE
>>41842631
>"How many people did you bully in highschool?"
sounds about right
>>41828758
*WIPES PEPE'S BOTTOM*
>>41835377
Problem with walking due to bad knees when?
>>41838455
This pissess me off. Seriously!!?? He should have taken that poor girl somewhere! Who DOES that?
>>41828758
the dedication needed for that one thread though, that guy is a true autist
>>41828088
>>41828114
SAUCE!
Does anyone have the comic of the guy being congratulated on his massive thighs and ass, but his upper body is tiny?
>>41843766
extremely accurate
>>41843766
delet this
>>41835377
>tfw no brook wells gf
>>41833790
sauce.
does she do prom?
>>41830607
The part with gooks
>>41843766
Lifting to increase 10 rep weight after two sets
>>41828182
>where do you read books?
>at the gym
>>41843766
Delet
>>41838939
always makes me kek at "HE'S BULKING"
>>41827957
[audible laughter]
>>41844006
>that one real response by KarlaJane
She sounds like a real cunt.
>>41824489
>>41828776
>Girth by Sleep
10/10
>>41843766
>not lifting to masturbate to more worthy anime characters
low level
>>41835377
My boner is harder than that barbell
>>41843479
>>41843766
ladies pls
>>41829054
>>41830317
dont worry, she is wearing a belt
If I wanted to see a joke I'd just look in the fucking mirror.
>>41829054
>>41842409
underrated
>>41824473
>goals
>>41833888
God this makes me hard. More???
>>41827916
This is fine.
>>41834993
I have literally seen this in my gym.
Though desu tiptoe nigga on the right is cringier
>>41843766
YAMEROOOO!!!
>>41827598
loser
>>41838124
No. This is lie.
Thou must have never lifted
>>41834993
>calf raises without being able to drop your heels below parallel
cringe af 2bh
>>41826942
subtle newfags won't get it >>41826969
>>41843479
I actually do this
>>41824533
>6 months in
>max bench still 75
>max OHP is 100
JUST
>>41845223
>This was three years ago
Just fuck my shit up
>>41829296
severely underrated
>>41842390
why is this image so fucking big?
>>41833855
oh that was fuckin great
>>41833002
So whats the story with Jagiya? Ive only heard of the legendary stupidity and autism these years later.
>>41829054
Fuck Netflix. I'm getting Hulu
>>41849541
because phone poster cancer
>>41843154
this
>>41827641
That fucking insecure comeback.
>>41832405
>clarence.jpg
>>41849645
I've almost exclusively browsed on my phone since 2012. Sorry I can't join in on your battle stations threads, bruh
>>41829277
I didn't know he did these annually!
You're my hero creator
>>41839544
>>41839909
And he fucking did.
>>41832672
>>41832705
Home Alone, famous movie probably titled differently in your language, whose main (child) actor is Macaulay Culkin.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099785/
>>41832582
thanks for the explanation anon!
>>41844006
Marilyn Munbro
dead
>>41828013
>Who /gymsiege/ here?
fuck
>>41828114
sauce
>>41830317
Guys you don't know the context here. She has neck problems, and he helped her bring strength to her neck by lifting her chin up as she exerted strength throughout her whole body . . . use your brains, lols
>>41831753
This is both equally sad and true.
However, it's funny how desperate boys--who call themselves men because they are adults--are. Develop yourself . . . and stop expecting to be instantly rewarded, JUST because you're hooked on dopamine from porn and imaginary sex fiction data smock-forum choke-hold grip anime ouija board turf.
>>41838458
She does not you fucking moron. When her arms close a little she is not under tension yet. She closes her arm to go lower and get some momentum, but she doesn't have am arm pull (yes that's what it's called dyel).
>>41836121
Spoken like a true dyel who never lift anything heavy. Form breakdown is very common near PRs and is almost expected in many cases.
Y'all just mad that a girl outlifts you
>>41848876
Lost
>>41843479
Bro and I used to do these in our circuit. Called them fuckmeups
>>41841435
>>41841527
I saw a guy at my gym practicing golf swings with a two pound dumbell in front of the mirror.
He lost his grip and shattered a mirror with it
>>41838125
Underrated post
>>41839295
Try doing something other than high bar squats if it's causing you pain and why are you doing lat pull downs behind your head?
>>41846459
XDddddDdddDD
>>41832562
isley isley isley. ye never lern men ye never leern
>>41830150
>lobosjr goes to the gym
>>41839544
That last rep gave me some newfound motivation
Thank you, Crab of Lifting
>>41831511
back then it was
>>41841492
>>41841516
Thank you
r8 my compilation
what am i missing?
>>41855025
>what am i missing?
Talent at putting together a picture.
can someone please post the thread where anon was taking pictures of a girl at the gym but didnt know you could see his reflection in the mirror.