How do I achieve jahansmode?

XXY is unachievable natty

>>41824162
>eat like shit

>do zero exercise

>ignore personal hygeine

>>41824162
>Roll of toilet paper on the bed.
Woah.

> Stop caring about your overall health and well-being.
Have fun wishing you were someone, anyone else.

-don't ever lift weights, don't ever work out
-eat mcdonalds every other day
-drink lots of sugary drinks
-masturbate a lot to get rid of excess testosterone
-eat a lot of processed food

You need to drastically reduce your growf hormone during puberty so your body gets confused and you half grow tits and have a tiny dick.

>>41824162
Get /pol/acks to buy you pizza.

>>41824162
m'peak performance