>Be me
>Be last week
>Decide to buy some weed after a long hiatus of not smoking
>Pack gym bag and drive to gym
>Pull up out front and roll a joint
>Light er up and hotbox the car
>Doyoufeelitmrkrabs.gif
>Get out, shut door, lock car
>Quadruple check the door locked
>Walking into gym, nervous levels rising
>Pushing open door
>"Why's everyone staring at me"
>Scan my pass
>People are still staring
>Bitch it and stoner walk into bathroom
>Sit there for at least an hour before I come out
>Work chest and arms
Also, how do I break 125kg bench without getting fat?
Been stuck on it for like 6 months
>>41812629
How about not lifting when high for a start?
>>41812629
Weed can cause anxiety bro, if it does that to you then I suggest you stop smoking it dumbass
>>41812629
i enjoy a workout when blitzed but smoking up before the gym after a long break
you were asking for it
STORY
>gym
>all benches gone
>scattered about like guardians of hyrule
>one at the smith
>woman doing squats somehow
>uses bench to achieve depth and lift off
>go to gym at 6 in the morning with gymbro, as is tradition
>too early for normies to be out in force, mostly just ottermode dudes and up
>finally approaching lmao2pl8 on bench
>shoulder press going up
That was the most serene day at the gym in a while. /comfy/ af