How do we solve the obesity epidemic?
>>41804852
Let them die
>>41804852
>hating thicc babes
When will this meme die?
>reddit meetup
>>41804876
Someone save that justifiablly frightened child.
>>41804876
"Faggots with eating disorders the meetup"
>>41804871
>thicc
huge difference u fat fuck , im gonna puke if i see a woman's belly flopping around while fugging
>>41804871
THIS is Thick.
Allow this meme to die
>>41804876
>this are the people juding others in leddit
>>41804881
>gross fat chicks take their tits out, thinner ones leave their shirt on
>>41805024
That is muscular.
>>41805256
Yep, and it's thick
>>41804852
oh my god.
I've had the image on the left thinking she was only a little chubby and super hot still for awhile!
If I saw this in person I'd be disgusted..
>>41804921
>still gets a bf
>>41805287
Left is what she used to look like, then she got fat
>>41805273
>>41805256
mo thickur
>>41805314
Some men would fuck anything, see >>41804876
>>41804871
When the high blood pressure hits them hard
>>41805316
who is she ? and how long did it take to get so fat? It was intentional right? I have questions that need answers
>>41805329
And people say it isn't easy mode being a woman baka.
>>41804852
She looks more preggers than fat desu
Braphogs are the future
>>41805322
That's amateur
>>41805329
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4601950/Woman-rape-sex-assault-claims-against-15-men.html
>>41805335
Fuck off with your fetish anon
>>41805344
we need to go thicccurrr
>>41804876
That second girl from the right is pretty cute
>>41805355
it's not my fetish it's a sad, she was genuinely attractive to start and for whatever reason ruined herself completely.
>>41804876
Farting at group photos is priceless.
>>41804876
Jesus, why are Americans so cringeworthy?
>>41804876
i have the exact same pink floyd shirt. am i reddit?
>>41805360
Except she made her dog fat, which makes her a worse person than a fat.
>>41804876
Even the dog is fat
>>41805335
I forget her username but it took her like a year. She eventually slimmed down again, she was basically constantly stuffing herself with garbage to get that fat and she felt like garbage all the time. She's a lot closer to the before pic these days
>>41805743
Tianastummy? did a google search.
>>41805344
>>41805358
>>41805795
>Tianastummy
thanks and jesus this is pathetic.
>>41804876
How do you even move if you're as fat as that landwhale with the nigglet
Jesus Christ
Got some oc from the link in the last thread
archive.is/p0gel
>>41806061
>>41805828
Very fitting choice of reaction image and character within it
>>41806252
I know. A person that likes asses can't be a bad person.
>>41805415
just awesome
Goddamn it, there's two fat pajeets staying at my house right now and it's the fucking worst.
Here's some shit they've done in the last week:
>leave body hair all over ANYTHING they touch
>used up an entire (1 LITER) of olive oil in a week
>ate a dozen eggs the first 3 days (neither the oil nor eggs they have paid for)
>ate THREE BOXES of cereal and TWO GALLONS of whole milk
>constantly fart or burp any time they're in the kitchen
>broke one of my dishes
>Wash their feet in the bathroom sink (I walked in on one doing this... right next to the shower)
>Every night they make 4 PACKAGES of ramen.. for one of them. That's 8 packages total. For one day. They also add butter to this, I do not know why
If they don't get the fuck out soon I'm going to lose it.
>>41804857
They reproduce before they die though. Dating is so skewed nowadays that even complete whales can find a babydaddy
>>41804852
WHOAAAA LOL WTF WOOOOOW
>>41804876
>>41804881
I want to make fun of Reddit but I know if we saw a meetup for /soc/ or /adv/ or some other boards it would be as bad. I've had discussions on /adv/ before where several anons defend fat girls saying they aren't fat, and I remember one fph thread here had a cap from /co/ (I think it was /co/) where they debated whether or not one of the fat women from the Dove commercials was even fat
>>41804864
That last comment, though. Based as fuck.
>>41804921
What did all the replies say?
>>41804876
even the dog is fat
>>41804864
>cannolu
>wiht fucking sprinkles on it
Americans were a mistake.
>>41806977
Pretty much just what you'd expect. A bunch of butthurt fatties raging at her and desperately trying (and failing) to defend their bullshit fat logic.
>>41804876
/pol/ meeting
>>41806852
/co/ is filled with manchildren that have no standards, they'll worship any woman that breathes next to them or gives a (you).
>>41806740
Are you in Europe? Is the EU making you do da gibs?
>>41807093
that kek flag is one of the worst things to have been made. im surprised none of them are open carry
>>41807093
Only a tiny bit better desu
>>41806061
Why does it seem like fat bitches ALWAYS like swimming?
>inb4 whales
>>41806395
Damn, smacked the black right off her
>>41807093
Idk about you guys but the guy in white has some sicc calves
>>41807453
because they can float in the pool and pretend it's exercise
>source: lap swimmer that has to swim around fatties who hang out in the lap lane during open swim
>>41807093
>mostly fat guys with baby faces
checks out
>>41804921
Is she, dare I say it, "our girl"?!
>>41805924
you're gonna have to sauce that
>>41805316
She's fat in both pictures, I thought
/fit/ had some standards.
>>41804876
LOOK OUT 4 CHAIN WE'RE COMING FOR YOU
>>41807453
Fat makes them float so they don't even have to try to "swim". Unlike a lean person who had to actively keep themselves surfaced.
>>41805338
>because a guy putting his dick in you is the epitome of success
>dat penis ego
Lol your dick ain't that great.
And you can do the exact same thing anon and go find a guy willing to put his dick in you. Go see how your life magically becomes "easymode"
>>41806740
Have they shat on your street yet?
Also, why can't you kick them out?
>>41807999
moosefix's tumblr.
>>41807093
>/pol/ meeting
Half of those guys would be either black or trans, nice try you faggot.
>>41807093
while you're POSTING ON /POL/ and reading shitty AUTOBIOGRAPHIES about stupid painters, chad is out there BEING DEGENERATE and VOTING CENTRIST
How fit do I need to be to get a chubby brapsow gf?
>>41807482
Looks like he has good facial genetics too. Mirin rn.
>>41806740
why are they in your house anon
Why is it always women
>>41807093
anon pls this is not a cringe thread
post the same 5 images we always see
>>41804876
>>41804881
>>41808092
Underrated
>>41808531
>>41808551
I actually find this hot, god i'm so fucking thirsty
>>41808751
get some help anon
>>41804852
Gas them all
>>41805024
>>41805322
>>41805344
>>41805358
>R E A L T H I C C
>>41807453
You have to understand how tiring gravity can be for these people. For her that pool is a haven of zero gravity; the perfect environment for such a heavy specimen.
>>41807093
I'd hang out with them if I got to beat the shit out of some leftists desu
>>41807453
>>41807604
>>41808075
>Why does it seem like fat bitches ALWAYS like swimming?
>inb4 whales
Science time: It's literally the reason that water allows for aquatic and semiaquatic animals to grow bigger than their terrestrial counterparts.
The bigger an animal or a fat-ass is, the smaller its relative surface area is to its volume. This means that as you scale up the size, the more body mass is held internally, which puts more strain on structural support (muscles, skeleton, ligaments, etc).
In general, the amount of weight that skeletal muscle in the legs of mammals can support is relative to the width of the leg muscles. So when animals reach a maximum weight on land, terrestrial life becomes a physical impossibility. However, the buoyancy of water counteracts the pull of gravity on the mass of an animal, and so water can support larger life forms. Similarly, these fat pieces of shit are at home in the water, and can actually move around due to their immense buoyancy. It probably feels pretty good for them to be in water because it's the only time their joints aren't grinding bone-on-bone due to their immense body mass
TL;DR Whale is a more accurate term than you can imagine
>>41808663
....
>>41808531
would smash
>>41808980
>>41807093
Actual /pol/ meetup
>>41808969
See, of feminists were actually honest this is what they'd be pushing for. You want real equality? This is the make standard. Push to have more models and actresses like this. I agree with them when they say anorexic fashion models aren't a healthy standard, but if that's the concern promote /fit/ girls instead of whales
>>41807093
>not a single woman
Checks out
>>41804852
I think shes pregnant
>>41806395
her fuckin tits hit her in the face
>>41808531
you know shes pretty ugly but shes got really wide hips, would she be thick if she got in shape?
>>41804852
Mandatory exercise.
Society could also use a limit on children as well.
Unfortunately, people are too subhuman right now to vote in and follow some needed rules like above. We'll have to wait until corporations become powerful enough to take over governments.
>>41808969
Oh my goodness
How to get gf like this
>>41809477
Corporations are responsible for the fatties and lobby against efforts to stop it.
Also while Trump is a HAES supporter, we're only a few months removed from the last president who was big on fitness. Maybe fat acceptance feminists will take over the Democrats by the next election but there's still some hope there
>>41808663
Fuck hating niggers and kikes, this is my new hobby.
>>41809560
>big on fitness
I don't hate Berry or anything, but he and man-Hands Michelle took a joke approach on fitness.
I don't really care for politics, but the fact he advertises """fitness""" and then gives major backwoods to companies like McDonald's and Walmart which basically make an economy of obesity, and on top of that opens the way for fat acceptance and the like.
I just want the nice liberals back, the Catholic kind (though in my experience actual Catholics are pretty far-right) not the commie kind
>>41805344
>>41805358
MUH FUGGEN DIK BREHS, FEELS LIKE JELQING WITHOUT MY HANDS, GOD DAMN
>>41808663
>444 pounds, has to wipe asshole with a selfie-stick of wipes
Amerifats, lmao, no wonder your women are whores and want that girthy slavic cock to breed them alpha offspring
>>41808531
Fat? Gross? She has a nice face and appears to only be around 30lbs overweight, perfectly healthy considering the acceptable range appropriate for a woman of her build. To be honest I never really understood the hate on this girl.
>>41809790
Pretty good looking, isn't she
>>41808531
My favorite Lena Dunham photo
Her next to a series of hot girls and you really can see how frumpy she is
>>41809916
>>41808265
you look like you could be pretty hot, seriously you're waiting time if you're not already trying to get fit.
>>41804864
Is that entire thing filled with cream? I'd puke
where's daddy?
>>41810504
>I ate him
>>41810465
You actually don't know what a cannoli is?
>>41806069
>non-violent combat
>>41806382
Tits are just fake asses.
>>41809099
>squared cubed law poorly explained
this is why we /fit/
>>41805360
no she isn't are you blind
Discuss
>>41804864
I can't fucking believe people aren't conscious of the fact that they have to take care of their fucking unborn child.
>>41810504
>fattie's roundness
>schwarzkind's leg split to hang on
Training to be an acrobat already
Kid's gonna go far
>>41808969
THICKER
>>41808969
>>41809544
Anyone?
>>41804852
If men didn't like fat women you bet your ass obesity would go down.
>>41811061
Beggars can't be choosers, and men are fat too. The fats tend to go with the fats
>>41811021
anyone have the one with her naked on the pillow?
>>41811071
say no more senpai
>>41808531
This is cruel, this woman is mentally ill.
>>41808265
Those Sasquatch feet always ruin it for me
>>41811111
WITNESSED
>>41805024
>>41808969
You get off to muscles and you're gay fuck off
>>41811156
Found the fat lady
>>41809663
Only have to look at Healthy Schools to see how seriously Michelle was taking 'health'
>>41811193
n-no u
>>41809916
She's kinda cute and comfy.
Fresh OC guys
"It works!" So well I can't even tell she's fat as fuck
>>41811236
She also molested her underage younger sister
>>41811251
Can you not see the double chin?
>>41804876
Bottom right two girls are ok, dude at the far left would be a killer if he just lost weight and got better clothes.
>>41804864
>trying to tell a pregnant woman that she can't have what she's craving
>thinking they'll be rational about it
Wanna know how I know that no one who responded to this has ever touched a girl? She's fucking pregnant, and doesn't even look fat, let her enjoy one fucking canoli you son of bitch basterds.
>>41807453
They float easily. like manatees. It's more like sitting than exercise.
>>41807093
Fat fucks and elliots
>>41808265
you think she's chubby now, just wait 7 years, she'll be a landwhale
speaking of board meet ups
>>41811433
That neck has to be shopped, unless he stretched it with hula hoops since childhood
>>41811433
>photoshopped their legs
i krek
Why don't we do a /fit/ meeting ? I make good brownies
>>41811510
Planning on making brownies with extra protein?
>>41804876
>dressing like slobs
why do ameicans do this?
>>41810504
kids obviously adopted hoss
>>41811433
>far right
i giggled
>>41807093
>Dat vest
>"Donald Pump"
>No pump
>Doesn't lift
>>41811257
What the fuck, I didn't know that.
>>41809798
Probably something to do with the whole "raping her own underage sister and to this day not thinking its a big deal" thing.
>>41811510
>>41804852
Dat biddy on da lef
HHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
>>41811298
the comment was made by a woman you fatso
>>41811544
the only hoss here is that piggy *oink oink*
>>41811111
quints daddy
>>41811433
I swear the neck gets a few pixels longer every time I see this image
>>41811510
Because they've done a /fit/ meetup. And guess what? It was shit. Unless the meet up it at a gym or a race or something, the fuck are you gonna do?
>>41811569
yeah isnt that the one kid who fucking did something, idk he looks familiar
>>41811982
flex on eachother obviously
>>41811846
wasn't talking about the comment, i was talking about the people who replied to the post,
>>41812002
Fuck off fake gay
>>41811510
Jesus Christ... /k/ is the worst.
>>41812093
it's a true shame that there's nothing you can do to help that child live a normal, healthy life
>>41804852
she lost all the weight guys
>>41811976
It's just your imagination.
>>41808531
Lena Dunham's body is a form of cyber bullying
>>41807093
I doubt it. More like r/The_Donald since the majority of /pol/tards are spics behind proxies.
>>41804857
This. Ban all obesity related medications including insulin. Even if you have it as a genetic trait it's because your genetics are weak and need to be culled
If you want to smash this you're retarded
>>41806825
>now I'm going to be a mum
HOW?!
>>41811080
>perfection is achieved only on the brink of collapse
>>41812197
I want her to BRAP down my throat not fuck me
>>41811990
i think he shot up that church full of black people
>>41811298
>>41812007
Legit fucking retard.
>>41804881
Did that Asian on the left just wander into this photo?
>>41811080
>tfw this looks exactly like my ex, but thiccer
>tfw she cheated on me with an ottermode faggot
Fuck I didn't come here for feels
>>41811676
Well.. not that bad
I expected waaaay less from /fit/
>>41804852
Fat shame
Teach competent nutrition
Have school lunches practice what we preach and be nutritious and not overly caloric
Look into the possibility of including childhood obesity as child abuse
>>41812243
Looks /fa/ as fuck
>>41811080
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED IT
>>41812197
guess I am retarded.
>>41812231
Same here, boss, same here.
>>41807093
whoops wrong picture
>>41811612
She wrote in her biography about how when she was little she'd shove pebbles and rocks and shit up her little sisters cunt, among other various sexual acts
>>41808170
>he thinks /pol/ is white
>>41811080
The solution is to nuke walmarts, we could get rid of up to 50% of all fatties in Hamerica.
>>41809544
>>41811037
Roll a 20 every time
>>41811510
nuggetfest nightmares coming back to me
>>41807093
I swear I gave half those guys wedgies in middle school.
>>41811204
the obamas were a fucking joke i swear to god niggers are worthless.
>>41809916
Tay-Tay rocking a camel toe in leather pants.
That gash must be hella dug out at this point.
>>41811021
Thigg
>>41811111
quints don't lie
>>41812831
mah dick
>>41804876
Lol, what kind of person goes to a fucking meetup? You wouldn't catch me dead at a /fit/ meetup where everyone just spouts memes or eats protein cookies with cum in them.
>>41806740
>used up an entire (1 LITER) of olive oil in a week
I need that in 6 monts and I cook a lot with that stuff...
>>41809099
>This means that as you scale up the size, the more body mass is held internally, which puts more strain on structural support (muscles, skeleton, ligaments, etc).
This is not really correct.
Yes to everything else though.
>>41804895
I miss Jon Stewart. Trevor Noah was a mistake.
>>41811021
>>41811080
who is dis???
>>41810504
What the fuck is that
thing in her pants?
>>41812093
That baby may be fat but using percentiles seems pretty dumb since the bar could change if babies start getting fatter in general.
Why not BMI or bf%?
>>41804876
>all those children
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwZ0ZUy7P3E
Either ban or heavily tax high fructose corn syrup.
Chicago's soda tax goes into effect in July, and the whole state (and every other state) should have something similar.
>>41811080
sauce pls
>>41813480
How about teaching kids correctly about nutrition and the dangers of obesity?
Just taxing the shit out of something doesn´t work that well.
>>41813480
>tax something that's only used because it's heavily subsidized
>>41811676
That Snake shirt on the Asian dude is pretty cool
>>41813512
>>41813347
Lanie Morgan.
>>41813480
You don't need to tax shit just stop the corn subsidies fucking govt intervention is making it worse
>>41813652
cheers m8
>>41813577
Sin taxes work better than education campaigns at reducing smoking rates.
Make that coke $6, people will stop fucking drinking them.
Tell people that cokes are bad and most are just going to rationalize their disgusting habits.
oc pls
>>41813717
You need to explain them exactly why something is bad and go into detail.
A sugar tax would hit bikers with their energy gels pretty hard as well, and they are mostly underweight anyway.
>>41807093
I've met a few pol posters irl and most of them aren't white desu
>>41805222
If they were capable of feeling shame they wouldn't be fat
>>41813759
>/pol/ is more diverse than antifa or almost any other turbo liberal group
That's worth a kek
>>41813785
If you ever watch the Shia livestream footage and see all the poltards it's insane how many don't look white. I used to post on pol and I always felt weird bc everyone was "I'm blonde haired and blued eyed 6"3". I was white with curly brown hair and any mention of it I'd get called nigger. Once I watched the HWNDI footage I realized that the guys calling me nigger are possibly mexicans and mulattos LARPing as white bc "my grandma was German" or were "allies to whites and the west" as a guy I knew put it.
Pic related was a /pol/ meetup I think
>tfw I could have been the whitest person in a thread
>>41807093
This was not a pol meetup, this was at the very least an oath keeper meet
Also not bad
>>41807093
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MEMES
>>41812007
you got called out son.
oi lads, any of you know a good documentary on obesity or featuring massively obese people, like on the state of people's weight and it's effect on the health system and their bodies in general or on how the food in the supermarkets is basically killing people with no self control,
any suggestions?
>>41813833
Someone call ICE on /pol/, it'll be fun!
>>41809916
She looks like the only girl in that photo that wouldn't be a self absorbed hateful bitch.
But nope.
>>41812831
MUH DICK
>>41813833
>not realising that 90% of /pol/, including racism is irony
I'm spaniard and I love to call people niggers on /pol/, (you)s guaranteed.
>>41813978
I am filled with an actually painful level of anger
>>41809099
>>41813833
National socialism isn't just for white people you know
One of the biggest unironic turbonazis I've ever met was Mexican
>>41811433
>Dylan
>>41814077
Leon degrelle was quite vocal on National Socialism being pan racial and pan national
>>41813833
>Shia livestream footage and see all the poltards it's insane how many don't look white.
You also need to note the demographics of New York.
It's like looking at Mexican /pol/ meetup and complaining they aren't white.
With that being said. /pol/ definitely has a huge chuck of non-whites as its demographics.
>>41808663
wow you should let me kill you just because I actually read that
>>41814095
What always got me is that /pol/ is called out for being extremely racist and white supremacist, yet is probably one of the most multicultural places on the internet.
>>41814151
'mirin that prebiceps.
>>41814140
>yet is probably one of the most multicultural places on the internet
Joined together in possible but not likely satirical hatred of themselves.
>>41811236
gayest post ive read all day
>>41814160
Hey, still counts
>>41814151
The only reason to ever drink shit like that is when you do a bike tour, ran out of snacks and start to hit the wall.
>>41814160
As /pol/ish Mexican that has been on /pol/ since 2008. I hate niggers not myself. And Jews. And leftists.
>>41804852
>>41814151
>tfw this isnt even that abnormally fat
>tfw youve seen plenty of people this fat just in day-to-day life, including a couple neighbors
day of the treadmill can't come soon enough
>>41814227
>>41814226
As a /pol/ish ambiguous guy, I also don't hate myself.
>>41814236
>this isnt even that abnormally fat
Where do you live anon?
This is abnormaly fat.
>>41814268
Tennessee
north Georgia and Mississippi are even worse
>>41814283
Burgerland beeing obese isn´t a meme after all..
>>41814160
Their hatred of each other is second only to their hatred of liberals
>>41812129
Top fucking Kek
>>41814151
I want to feel about anything the way she clearly does about that milkshake
>>41813833
only time i've ever seen someone on /pol/ irl the person was black
>>41814084
>When you're this fat, ugly, hitting some of the worst of red flags(divorced, 2 kids AND pregnant) right under HIV and still want/expect high standards
How the FUCK can someone become so delusional
>>41810540
>You actually don't know what a cannoli is?
>a cannoli
>>41808265
their bfs are often skeletons
>>41807093
still better looking than 90% of men i'd see day to day in my life
posting gatherings of ordinary people is great counterpropaganda because the average person is so, so fucking gross
>>41808663
>porkkler
>>41804852
Make people pay for their own health care.
>>41814338
try heroin
>>41804895
That's only true if you assume beauty isn't an objective standard.
>>41813644
>tfw she's so tall your face would be at her tits
>>41813833
>that qt in the bear hoodie
every time
>>41814857
She arrested yes?
>>41810465
Worse, it's sugar cheese
>>41811021
Have some fucking modesty when you're in public.
>>41804881
>>41804852
She's pregnant in both pics you fucking virgins.
>>41804876
roll for your reddit waifu
>>41811510
somebody post the pic
>>41815128
roll
>>41815128
0 get
>>41815128
8 is literally the only decent option.
>>41815128
Rawlin
8 pls
>>41815128
8 get
>>41815128
dubs pls. i choose none of the girls
>>41815128
That face on the guy above no. 7.
>that look of realization
>when you suddenly all at once realize where you are and what's happening around you.
>>41815128
i just want the dog
>>41815143
honestly coulda been worse
>>41815128
6 looks like a whore. Rolling for 6 or 8
>>41815220
Well, fuck me. That was unexpected 0
>>41815220
>>41815233
Enjoy your whale anon, like her womanly curves?
>>41815233
lucky
>>41813344
I think hes alright. The other black guy that got canceled was the real mistake
>>41815128
check em
>>41815128
rolling for the dog
>>41815128
get
>>41815128
Roll
>>41815128
rOOLLin
>>41815128
rawlling
>>41815128
dog GET
>>41815246
Thinking about going into biodiesel production, desu.
>>41815128
roll
>>41815368
>tfw you roll dog mom
>>41813329
But it's right, volume goes 3.
>>41812123
Got a sauce for her new stuff?
>>41807482
yeah the guy in white looks great in that photo. Not beta at all.
>>41815128
rawl
>>41813978
for fuck sake...
>>41815128
>>41807047
Fucking hell fat people are the worst
>>41815128
To save the doggo
>>41815128
Lord, give me the cutie in pink
>>41811433
fuck me cunt is that in brisbane?
>>41805343
What does "brap" mean?
>>41815576
Yep.
>>41815574
First and last reroll
9 get
>>41815128
rolling for 2
>>41815576
yeah
>>41815582
>>41815600
classic burnetts lane, place is a shithole
>>41815128
god please be merciful.
>>41814283
Ehh i would say the difference in burgerland is that most not obese people are still at least close to overweight. Having lived in all of those places, I've seen about the same number of whales in France (although no mobility scooter, although I find those rare in the states as well)
>>41811251
get new eyes
>>41813979
Too fat to work: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJlaF2BtsnM
Get a load of these crazy cunts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oppWAhay5Hs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4mMP6O46qc
>>41809790
Jesus, I'm a slav and an american, but even I think you're cringe-worthy. And I have petite little white american girlfriend with great hips and ass who thinks it's sexy that I'm orthodox even though she's a protestant or whatever atheist faux christianity americans are.
>>41814077
It's insane how many Mexican Nazis I've met in socal. like legit wanting a beaner empire, hating "gringos" in the US, but cool with white nationalists as long as they stay in europe.
>>41813397
Yeah I see your point but the used of percentiles is what GPs use to gauge whether a baby is obese or not. I created the OC and i pulled that part of the picture straight from medical doctrine. Took a while to find that PDF
>>41815128
rollerino
>>41811510
No one wants to meet up with you EVER
>>41815128
Roll
>>41814639
Where the fuck do you live?
>>41815580
dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
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mmmmmm-mmmm-mm.... it's time... all those taco bell buffets, paying off... i'm ready
PFFFFTT
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hold it in... i beg you my dear.... you must... please... hold it in till we get to my bowl.... i know that was a lot... of taco bell.. oh your tummy must hurt so.... almost there... oh yes, there it is, my bowl
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mm, o hthe smell, sweet and tangy... glazed in dirito dust, from the locos tacos, mixed in with the feast oh so heavinly... oh, so many bits and pieces... mmm, i can't resist, it's time to eat!
GLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORP mmm yes my dear GLORPGLORPGLOPRGLORPpostively scrumtious, oh i must have more
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GLORPGLORPGLORPGLORP-thank you my dear GLORPGLORPGLORPGLORP this is a heavenly treat GLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLOPRGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORP mmmm oh yes GLORPGLORP smorgasboard
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All done!
>>41811510
Because I'm 5'7 and don't want to be asked if I'll ever learn.