I recently flunked out of CS, destroying my last chance at becoming upper middle class and a home owner. Gonna do a gay degree in biology and make websites instead. This means that I can no longer afford to be a fat ass. I actually have to look great to get women. Now, I've read the sticky, and I will be googling, but I need to take advantage of my obesity to get ripped faster. I am so fucking fat that I can gain muscle on a deficit. We're talking 168 cm, 120 kg here, or 5'6", 265 lbs. I am now off my psychiatric meds so I can actually lose weight and get ripped for a change.
ARE YOU READY FOR 5 SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS?!
Starting here: http://www.howyougetfit.com/Become-a-Bodybuilder
25 yo male btw. Will under no circumstances use /fraud/.
I have nothing to lose except 50 kg of fat (I'm 43% BF, measured electronically with a current)
Nice blog.
>not even asking a question
We are so glad you posted this thread
>wikihow
>bodybuilder
>>41804286
eww
>>41804343
Literally just bought The Encyclopedia of Bodybuilding on Amazon. Wish me luck bros.
I'm gonna make it.
Flunking CS, you're a brainlet too.
>>41804467
Hey man, you gotta learn you're a brainlet somehow.
>>41804286
How interesting. I'll be laughing as you will never make it and will die before you're 35 lol.
Bye fatty
>>41804343
Noone else might believe in you, but I do anon. I believe in you. Think about how shit things are now and how much better things will be once you've made it, and then make that happen. Godspeed my friend