Body

nothing, just lay on your bed all day without eating

>>41804245
Be on generation removed from the Kwisatz Haderach and let your uncle fuck you. Also read the first six books if you haven't.

>>41804252

desu more like just eat under maintance only clean foods which should be super easy beacuse he has to eat like ~1500 kcal

>>41804255
i thought it was three books
>Dune
>Messiah
>God Emperor

Can we have just one /spg/ - shitposting general where you post your EPIC goal bodys to post on r/4chan?

File: GW264H199.jpg (21KB, 264x199px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 264x199px

>>41804245
pretty sure its not genetics

>>41804245
1xF get rekt by paul

File: tumblr_n0zlx7p6ri1s0lqz4o1_500.jpg (106KB, 500x750px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 500x750px

>>41804273
That is all you need

>>41804326
Always this, more a dream then a goal

>not abusing spice for that fremen physique

kull wahad, OP

>>41804416
may your knife chip and shatter

>>41804245
Amphetamines

>>41804414
his fucking legs, hes crooked as fuck lmao

File: 1460682352530.jpg (33KB, 310x310px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 310x310px

>>41804245
Just camp in germany for a bit.

File: the guild navigator.jpg (170KB, 736x555px) Image search: [Google]

170KB, 736x555px

>>41804245

>>41804414
Rickets mode

>>41804273
It's six.
Dune
Dune Messiah
Children of Dune
God Emperor of Dune
Heretics of Dune
Chapterhouse Dune

The first four are regarded as classics with the latter two being left out because Herbert died before he finished their story arc. They have sexy sex fights.

>>41804402
It actually is. The Baron used to be one of the most beautiful people in the Empire, but one of his lovers poisoned him, giving him space gout.

>>41804245
yoga, tantric sex, no food

>>41804414
le bow legged roiding russian man

>>41804245
eat at a deficit and do some light cardio.

maintain for 2+ years.

>>41804255
More importantly, never read anything by his son & his hired hack.

>>41809456
Never read books written by me or my son again.

>>41804245
Cocaine mostly

>>41804273

Heretics and ChapterHouse have the best waifus. Also there is straight shota action in one of them.

File: oonmlk.jpg (9KB, 267x200px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 267x200px

>>41810790

>>41813894
>Also there is straight shota action in one of them.
COSMIC STRAIGHT SHOTA WITH DIRE CONSEQUENCES FOR THE HUMAN RACE

>>41804255
>read dune
>that was pretty good, it's not the best sci fi novel like everyone always says, but it was quite good
>start reading messiah
>oversexualization and sexual relationships with an underage teenage girl

jesus christ why can you NOT ESCAPE THIS in fucking sci-fi writing

I almost threw snow crash across the room when it has a scene where a fucking 15 year old girl gets raped and cums from one thrust of the guys cock because its soooo amazing

and im not some fucking sjw or something it sjust like FUCK what is it with fucking sci fi authors

>>41814114

not my proudest fap

>casting Feyd-Rautha as a blond dude when he was actually black haired

>>41809456
>read first 6 books
>really nice, cool story and well written
>read the last book written by his son
>horrible writing

good lord, I should never have read that.

>>41814170
Well desu she doesn't really get raped, she actually wants the D hard at that point
don't forget the dead man's dick in the Laundry Files series also, that was fucking terrible too

>>41814170
>>41817733
what book? asking for a friend