/fit/ humor

>>41794091
Typical polska kurwa who thinks she's fit. I mean look at the plates, it's 25kg, baerly above 1 plate. And that fucking cat back.
>Huurrr durr look at me stronk girl, watch out silly boys! i wear make up to the gym tee hee

>>41794097
188l is 188kg so not bad i'd say.

>>41794075
Op what's your 1rm?

>>41794303
not op but i do 60kg for like 4 reps

>>41794303
60$/h

>>41794303
25 planck units

>>41794097
good idea except for that those bottles are only 5kg each

>>41794091
Why is one side a 20+2,5 and the other side 25 kg

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>>41794541

>>41794091
>>41794271
>>41794541
>>41794561
Nevermind it's actually really dense thin plates and she is diddly lifting 115kg which is pretty good for a girl

>>41794590
Uhh yeah. Me too.

>>41794403
>that anon that films prostitutes getting fucked by homeless men ridden with diseases
It's get me hard as fuck too. Whore is a whore and nobody thinks they're pure or innocent but when you put them next to HIV infested homless men they are and when you see them getting fucked by those men it's hot.
It's the same principle with old men doujin with young girls. The corruption part of something pure gives you boner.
And like always
Anybody has links to those vidoes?

>>41794444
Or you can just call me 5kg

Anyone here have any good leg day memes?

>>41794923
>implying a hunger/ill-ridden negro weighs pass 1pl8
>muh funkshunal """strength"""

>>41794905
Goals.

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>>41794808
Jesus chirst this is literally second Elliot Rodger. I can bet 20 bucks he's going go full Supreme gentleman in the future. And that face
Jesus he's not ugly, but he's the 1st person i've seen to actually have this psycho killer look.

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>>41794956

>>41795008
The fact that people post this baity, un-funny meme to piss people off, ironically pisses me off.

>>41794279
Do you count the volume of the bar?

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The /fit/ dream

>>41794762
Pretty sure you are demon possessed

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>>41795031
>my gains are in space

>>41794953
I read the punchline first and still keked to tears

>>41795139
I've already been there. Gets too much after a while. You want something light to throw around.

>>41795005
The guy is probably nuts, I looked at the date this was posted and sad to say this is new enough for this to be real

I hoped it was some post from 2011 and the guy got his shit together but damn

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>>41795139
Dat high test

>>41795139
I take it he is an escort she bought.

>>41795288
I don't get it? That guy that messeg him is fag right?

>>41795364
Or he is a guy who isn't afraid of a real women

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>>41795372
Not that I've used it but I think it's Grindr

>>41795384
I know a couple of guys trying to go pro who make side money by selling themselves as bi male escorts to "pay for college". That seems far more likely.

>>41795389
Sure m8.

Not that I've used it but is that reddit you've posted.

>>41794923
Kek'd

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>>41794075

>>41795599
Did you take this photo?

>>41795389
When will they learn?

>>41794923
Got me

>>41795389
what a pussy

my uncle is like 5'2 and he found himself a 4'10 wife, their daughter is 5'3

>>41795862
Post their daughter. Brap hole if available. TIA

>>41794808
He doesn't look psycho

>>41794905
Holly shit

>>41796055
Hey buddy. How ya doin? Have you drowned out the screaming of the bodies that deserved it yet?

>>41796084
Bodies don't scream

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>>41794890

>>41795761
bit sick

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>>41794075

>>41795281
I was in that thread he had youtube channel and was a robot. So he probably is loading up a magazine outside of your local dormitory

I'm pretty sure the majority of these images are being posted by one person. And in case I'm right, I just want to say that this thread is a fucking travesty. Stop posting.

>>41796270
/fit/ is the muscle bound guy while the normal guy gets blown

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>>41794923

>>41796257
Of all the things posted in this site this is the sick thing for you? Wtf

>>41794871
Wouldn't it work tho ? Technically speaking.

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>>41796344
Pls no gore.

>>41796375
What strange alien creature is this?

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>>41796375

>>41794303
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb up your ego and jump down to your oner rep max.

>>41794075
Is there one of these involving kroc rows and starting a lawnmower? There should be.

>>41796548
a man who ate too much soy

>>41796552
>quarter repping
>a fucking SMITH MACHINE
>just the bar
>wide grip
>feet pointed straight
>feet not shoulder width even with its abnormally narrow shoulders

I get more upset every time I see this.

>>41796578
>>41796548
Female to make

Born a female now dress as a male

>>41796602
Manage your expectations. That guy has AIDS.

>>41796552
he/she have aids right?

>>41796667
>>41796754
it's not a guy, it's a female to male ayyy lmao

>>41796313
Yeah, I'm sure Scooby wouldn't be happy if he saw that. Not sure where the humour is in pretending that an old man got shot in a terrorist attack.

Stop pretending you're le hardened edgemaster because you've looked at some gore once in your life.

>>41796835
>saving the thumbnail

>>41796552
the fucking smile makes me feel uncontrollable rage

>>41796839
I'm pretty sure Scooby would not give a fuck seeing as he's been browsing this board much longer than 90% of the people in this thread. He's seen shit 1000x worse than what the person above posted.

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>>41794403
not sure if already a cap of this

>>41796270
>dat fuckboi face
CUTE

>>41796860
>anon gets tricked

>>41796552
One of those times you really want to see a snap

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>>41796821
>professor shouts WHOA NELLY

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>>41794075
OP these functional memes sustain me. Post more.

>>41796602
pardon me for asking, but what is bad about wide grip?

>>41797128
Not too awful but generally a more narrow hand placement allows for greater upper back activation, which helps in stabilizing the lift more.

>>41794303
315x10

>>41794808
this is literally 80% of 4chan males

>>41794590
Those plates are so fucking thin and dense. Are they made of osmium? They would weigh even more then.

>>41796937
>20 years younger lisa ann
>milf
25yo girl with huge tits and huge cock sucking lips

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>>41797243
>Thinking this is funny enough to post

>>41794923
Why is he using back extension instead of pulling the bar with his lats? He's cheating like crazy.

>>41797314
The nigger more dead now though

>>41794444

You're trolling right? Litre of water=1KG so 188 litres=?

>>41796055

You're the guy in the pic and yes you do, your eyes are fucking psychotic. Stop opening them so wide, try and look sleepy.

>>41796915
Well nobody knows how Scooby would feel. I'm just giving my opinion anon.

>>41795053
Kek I remember that thread

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>>41794808
He doesn't even look bad but I want to meme his face as punishment

>>41797660
back to /b/ you retard.

>>41797296

Dude, if she's got a kid and you want to fuck her she's a milf. age got nothing to do with it.

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>>41796945
this is not /tg/

>>41796463
Patrick's were white when he bought 'em.

>>41797660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWs6hcOWXnQ

>>41797712
>going to be early for gains
does this work?

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>>41797873
you need sleep for gains anon

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>>41797903
This shit is why I am considering nofap

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>>41797968

All hail the natty king.

>>41797388
those are 1 gallon bottles, so ~4.5L each . its 18.8L total not 188 liters

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where is that ~2min webm of the guy doing a bunch of meme exercises (like triple barbell squat)

>>41794279
see>>41798058

>>41796774
>it's a female to male
all that injected test
still no gainz
how is that possible

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>>41797903
this is the best idea

>>41798138
Looks like a late transitioner. See the gap? He's working on a developed female frame, it isn't going to be easy.

>>41796329
are you retarded?

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>>41797817
wow

>>41797296
im assuming he meant 20 years older but he's obviously a retard so it could be either

>>41794279
Are you fucking retarded or american?

>>41798678
someone post all of them

>>41797835
Fantastic, thanks for posting

>>41798683
>what is the difference

cheeky fucking cunts i beat you to it

>>41798683
188L of water is 188kg

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>>41798683

>>41798238

>warning-choking hazard

oh god yes.

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>>41797660

>>41794403
The green text one about the 3 some made me feel like shit after reading. Fucking terrible if that really happened.

>>41796552
At least he's trying to put on some muscle.

>>41797903
Goddamn I never thought of that
I'm trying that

>>41795711
my sides

>>41795666
nice trips

>>41796807
The degenerates that lurk this board

>>41797243
haha I was in this thread >>41797306
had to be there

>>41797243
can confirm not funny

>>41794871
masterpiece, saved.

>>41796215
ss doesn't really take that to work does it

>>41799232
I'm listening to dragonforce damn it lol

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>>41796552
>>41796375
>tfw i'm this thin with a very small gut
>tfw about to start lifting
Really feels like i'm going to look like a fucking retard.

>>41794762
I mean why can't they be corrupted by fit dudes? I dont want to see some fatso on the screen lmao

>>41799232
The form on this is really hard. I keep getting a sassy manticore instead of a riding horse.

>>41796329
Cause when you pull up the force puts pressure down through your legs... that are on the bar

>>41797128
Narrow grip forces you to use better posture when squatting

>>41794890
>When you swallow ur own cum
What if it's not just a meme?

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>>41799224

>I did 100 pullups

NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T!!! THIS FUCKING INFURIATES ME!!!

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>>41799179

>>41794097
[notspoiler]When I was a beta faggot I unironically thought about doing this. Also filling bottles with dirt and using them as dumbbells.[/notspoiler]

>>41795761
Kinda shitty of him

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>>41794403
>what's a rectal prolapse?
>look it up

I have only myself to blame

>>41799325
At least you don't look like a non-binary hipster, right?

>>41797148
Not that guy but thanks brah i'll try a narrower grip tomorrow

>>41798238
What is the appeal of futa? Genuine curiosity, does it make you gay or is it just about the unnatural shock of seeing a female with a giant cock?

>>41799592
i only watch futa on female and only anime, can't stand traps.

I mean i don't know, it's just regular ramming except there's more tits, what's not to like?

>>41799592
>does it make you gay
Of course not, anon.

>>41799592
basically liking cocks but don't like the male body/face/presence.

>>41794097
Lmao2Litre

>>41799592

>I want to see a girl getting fucked by a cock but don't want to see a guys hairy ass, how do I do this?

It's the answer to that question

>>41797903
>tfw you aren't a futafag and can't make additional gains through this

>>41799592
Basically their subconscious wants to be submissive to a cock but doesn't want to get fucked by a dude.

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>>41795139
This is my two years after marriage nightmare. My gf thinks we're going out to dinner tonight. This picture has inspired me. Change of plans! I'm giving her a two hour lecture on fatties.

>>41799784
>Basically their subconscious wants to be submissive to a cock but doesn't want to get fucked by a dude.
>not wanting to dominate the futa
never gonna make it.

>>41799423
Kek. I can relate anon

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>>41796344

>>41794590
is not, good when she deads 200kg

>>41799752
just keep coming here, it'll happen

>>41794878
timeless classic

>>41800395
thanks for the encouragement anon

>>41795139
If she lost weight would she have loose skin?

>>41799592
I can't speak for everyone but I'm bi so penis + boobs is a great combination.

I don't think futa makes you gay. There are plenty of people out there who love cock/futa but (sadly) want nothing to do with real guys.

I have no idea how you monosexuals work. You guys are weird.

>>41800605
>I have no idea how you monosexuals work

It's pretty simple. I look at a dude's ass and I have no desire to fuck it.

>>41799849
mirin hammies

>>41795277
You want something light cause that's fucking disgusting.

>>41795139
Dat feel when you can go balls deep into her belly button

>>41800562
yes

>>41800695
like 90% of dudes I have no desire to bang. same with girls. but fit people are hot, idc what gender they are.

>>41797817
REEEEEEEEEEE GTFO WITH YOUR NORMIE MEMES

>>41798775
>Implying I would be within 10 miles of a crossfit gym

>>41799056
whoa dude

>>41797660
Thelastthingwomensee.png

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>>41795389
Holy shit. Holy fucking shit oh my god that poor guy. One of my best friends is like 5'4" and if something like this ever happened to him I'd probably kill his fucking whore wife.

>>41795711
reminds me of that swans album cover

>>41797873
Yeah.
Sleeping, eating and training are roughly equally important. If you slept nine hours a night and napped after you trained then ate 2 pounds of steak a day you would be amazed at how much progress you could make regardless of the program you run.

Stan Efferding has a good series of videos about how overlooked that basic stuff is.

>>41795389
>he pretended to be asleep
if that doesn't give you the right to grab the bitch by her hair and throw her out the door I don't know what does

>>41794097
Seems like this would really train the stabilizers.

>>41799453
When you have nothing to train with there is nothing wrong with using what you can improvise.

>>41794097
Do you count The empty bottle?

>>41799500
My only saving grace.

>>41794808
my god you guys are so mean!

>>41799201
>Newfag

>>41795384
nice bait

>>41799190
>me doing pulldowns

>>41794091
>the hunchback of snapcity dame

>>41795139

See, this is the real reason guys go to the gym. So we can finally land a goddess like this.

>>41799190
What fighting game is this from?

>>41799325
Yeah, but the point is that you will eventually stop looking retarded. Also, as long as you don't do shit like curl in the squat rack no one will pay attention to you.

>>41797660
yeah he'd look normal if he didn't have a crazy fucking scary stare/facial expression.

this is a reminder that your mood/personality affects your facial expression and your facial expression affects your facial features over-time. its why you can tell who's naturally usually angry, or who's usually chill.

>>41798881
I'd settle for a woman like that at this point...

>>41798678
Why isn't powered dab machine real? We could also invent a weighted fedora tipping machine.

>>41799361
And therefore you become airborne

>>41796602
Don't forget the pussy pad on the bar

>>41794762
this desu
My class,
14 guys 1 hot grill,
blonde and pure
I fucked her just for the corruption part, she's too cute and young and pure. nobody dares to. ayyy lmao smashed that little hoe like chad
but only 3 times and then got rejected kek

>>41794590
>not holding females up to the male standards

It's like you don't even want equality

>>41796552
routine?

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>>41798206
Fucking hell my side's were gone all throughout this

>>41803308
xenoestrogens 5xF

>>41796835
Rused again

>>41796552
I imagine this is what Ethan is going to look like when Hila finally forces him to lose weight.

>>41798058
that's still a 100kg bench

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>all this unfunny shit
this was the /fit/ joke to end all /fit/ jokes, and it's been killed
>>41794303

>>41797835
Far and above the best image itt

>>41794303
bout tree fiddy

>>41796807
Whats wrong with some people.

>>41799325
Starting eating 2500+ calories a day, yesterday.

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>>41797835
>And they call it a gym. A gym!

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>>41795711
reminds me of all the things I ate for breakfast

>>41798912
>he

>>41796383
o god I remember these they were top tier memes tbhfam

>>41799216
>immediately grabbing her tits now that she is disabled
kek

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>>41797835
>I am a servant of the Secret Gains

>>41799300
>he listens to dragonforce

>>41799560
Who hasn't been there?

>>41794871
Oh shit, I'm actually writing a fighting comic (think dragonball) and it would be hilarious if they used metal bars like this to surf through the air.

>>41794878
> be bodybuilder
> can't run
> can't punch
>b-but a-at least girls will like me since I look like a gorilla

What's the point?

>>41798683
1 liter of water is 1KG you retard.

>>41799325
Just do it in proper clothes and the worst you look like is dyel or overweight.

>>41798853
nothing wrong with doing neck curls

>>41795862
5'3'' women is fine, try being 5'3'' man. Literally hell on earth. Your uncle is lucky he had a daughter.

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>>41803949
>not listening to Dragonforce
Dragonforce not only puts out very highly technical music, but it's fun as fuck bro. They unironically sing songs about riding dragons into the sunset and waging battles with swords and glory.
About fighting the good fight when it's darkest before dawn.
Great lifting music, too

>>41804327
when you're lying on bench yeah its cool but doing that on leg curl will make you look like mentaly ill hmosexual.

>>41799166
I can't wait for my 1st day during January 1st. I started 2 months ago and always wondered if those memes are true about gyms being corwded during that time.

>>41798678
guessing next year he will be saying that with another person right beside him doing the same

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>>41803496
It could be worse. Pic related

>>41797458
I'm not him but he just looks like a normal lad.

>>41795281
Might sound autistic but I can't see exactly what's wrong with him apart from his psycho look. The guy is getting shat on from the whole thread of course he's not going to reply nicely. Anyone care to explain ?

>>41805589
>t. that guy

>>41805589
this is /fit/, or actually just 4chan. We like to fuck people's shit up for no reason

>>41799325
just dont dress like that.
also the guy is being recorded and trying to showboat. What makes this man/thing look retarded is:
>Acting like hot shit
>Looking like a faggot

just be normal and you're fine.

>>41804512
Dragonforce is middle school pleb shit. You have shit taste in music if you actually like them.

>>41800605
>I like cocks in my ass and you guys don't.
>You guys are weird.

k

>>41805649
>>41805672
Thanks, I'm gonna add brain day to my routine now

>>41796602
What's wrong with feet pointed straight?

>me
>17 years old or so
>squatting with feet angled outwards
>super unstable

>some old russian dude comes up
>"you must point your feet out straight"
>"help with balance"

>try it
>turns out it really does

Am I being memed or was I being memed by the old russian dude

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>>41799201
>this fucking .gif
Every time

>>41796548
A male feminist

>>41795666
The world may never know, Satan

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>>41796552

THESE ARE THE SKELEGATES I SEEK

>>41795364
other way around most likely

>>41804090
I hope he get salmonella

>>41796375
thank mr skeltal

>>41799560
>this is fine.gif

>>41796937
hello, i have a package for your son.jpg

>>41798683
What the fuck

>>41794905
i have naturally huge legs and i love squatting so this is me

>>41802629
Art of Fighting 2

>>41803369
Oh fuck i am in tears

>>41807336
There isnt any salmon in chicken eggs you stupid nigger

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>>41807744

>>41797817
kys urself

>>41807761
>getting baited
>shiggydiggydoo

>>41805988
I was told it was more important that your knees point in the same direction as your toes while squatting.

>>41799771
Ahmed nearly forgot to pray.

>>41794303
1 rep

>>41796552
What the fuck is that thing? A vegan?

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>>41794097
mfw 188L of water weighs roughly 415 lbs

>>41808379
:thinking:

>>41800800
>Dat feel when you can go balls deep into her belly button

Not sure if fatass or dicklet joke.

>>41797548
Scooby doesn't have feelings anymore unless someone is jamming a rock hard 9 inch cock in his ass violently.

>>41798206
fug im keking too hard, cardio kills gainz

>>41800858
Even easier. Dudes cant be hot. You can have nice features. But dudes are never hot or sexy. Just fit.

>>41807219
Audible kek
/fitlit/ mustard race

>>41798678
I'm the fucking manlet spic god damn it