blood on the paper. butthole BTFO

I've never had it this bad. I only get a bloody butthole after a night of very excessive drinking.

>>41793446
stop eating

Probably just an anal fissure or hemorrhoids. Bright red blood means it's from somewhere near your asshole and probably nothing to be worried about. Dark red blood is when you should go to the doctor ASAP.

>>41793482


never thought id be relieved to have an anal fissure but here i am regardless

>>41793446
Obvious cut in the rectal shoot. Probs has clotted already and wont happen again. Dont squeeze so hard next time champ. Not diet related

If it's chronic:
(Basic, nonmedical advice)-
Eat more fibre with all your meals, drink more water.

If it's a one off:
Can't help you

Bright red is no reason to worry.

>>41793446
I recently split my anus with a giant turd and now every day when I shit I re-split it open. Hurts like a bitch. I look in the bowl and the turd has a streak of blood on it where it passed by the wound. It will heal....one of these days.

>>41793464
stop drinking in gay bars

>>41793807
I was waiting for this joke, but I think the problem is alcohol and the way it dialates veins

>>41793446
Is it in the shit? If ita in the shit its a problem further along and you need medical attention. If its on the shit/just on your angus, you're fine.

>>41793446
VISIT an fucking DOCTOR!
I've read a similar story last year on a forum and the person didn't went to the doc and died later last year bc of intestine cancer!

>>41793446
Bright red blood means its a cut to your anus/rectum, external basically, not internal, don't worry, just eat more fibre so that your shits dont literally rip your asshole as they clearly have done.

>>41793446
Just a hemorrhoid bleeding. You're probably getting them because you're shitting and wiping so much. Prep H will shrink it down but they always come back.