what way does fit wipe their ass after a stinky?

>>41788419
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I assume you are asking because you are a pajeet and you don't actually know how to do this?

>>41788460
no im not, but ive always wiped my ass this way, leaning against a wall standing up.

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>>41788419
Bidet

'nuff said.

>>41788419
Hop in the shower after a couple of wipes.

Fucking there was a guy doing pull-ups next to me and he smelled like shit.

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With my left hand

>>41788419
side to side

>>41789877

Fucking kek

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>for all my life through college i had great poops, really solid ones that i would need to wipe a few times before i was good
>rarely if ever had the soft kinds that destroy your asshole taking 50 wipes and you still have to clean with soap/water/paper towel or shower afterwards

>start eating more stuff to get bigger
>suddenly now the good shits are few and far between
>most of my shits are the soft kind
>literally afraid to shit now because i dread that horrible feeling when i touch toilet paper down there and see a lot of brown and know im gonna have to pat it all clean and wipe a shit ton and then come back an hour later because its brown again

>>41788419

Nigga you dumb?

You're sitting over a bowl of water with perfect access to your b-hole and a roll of paper.

You should be squeaky clean before you stand up.

Dirty fooks