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>be me, 18 living at home
>6'4 150 lbs pic related
>start bulking like a mofo
>going good 160 in months time
>mom sees my progress
>she starts her own bullshit regime
>weightwatchers.jpg
>she starts replacing stuff in the fridge
>One of my bulking staples is milk
>love me that 3.25% udder-sauce
>500ml every meal
>mom suddenly replaces my milk with some foreign shit
>what is a skim?
>try it... lose 5lbs instantly
>mom refuses to let me buy my own
>still 10% cream in fridge because mom science
>I start mixing half that half bitchmilk
>"where does all my coffee cream go?"
>get tired of mixing and just start to drink straight halfhalf cream
>at 184 in 4 months looking hella fit
>go to get annual check up
>On my way start having chest pains
>have a hiatial hernia so think it's acid-reflux
>Turns out I had a mini heart attack and my cholesterol (LDL) is 177
>lanklet and the heart of a hamplanet
What do I do now fit? Is there any hope of making it?
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you did zero cardio didn't ya
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>>41787675
Just buy your own milk it's like $3. Also, get activated almond milk instead of that skim and or creamer shit.
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>>41787675
>>mom refuses to let me buy my own
?????????????????????????
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>>41787675
>be me, 18 living at home
>18
>can't buy his own stuff
never gunna make it
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>>41787675
>be spooky scary nervous system
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>>41787675
I dont believe you that you got (mini) hearth attack at 18 just from drinking cream for 4 months while gaining 30 lbs.
There has to be something you havent told us. Like did you even moved besides lifting in that time?
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>>41787675
>mom refuses to let me buy my own
you need to be 18 to post on this board
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>>41787959
This exactly. Of all people, my mother is the least who I'd let interfere with any of my life choices. Especially my food.
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>>41787675
Your mom is the typical Œdipus mother. She's trying to keep you down. Get the fuck out of there.
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>>41787675
>6'4
>doesn't know he has increased risk of heart disease/vascular disease
>life expectancy of 64 (vs 73 for 5'8 manlet), and that's in burgerland (probably worse if europoor)
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>>41788002
watch out skelington we have a new spookster
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