Fitness beta/cringe thread.

>>41787124
your

one

rep

max

>>41787124
Classic case of someone wanting an identity so bad but not putting any work into it.

>>41787133
>testing a one rep max if you aren't ever going to compete
>posting this shitty meme every time
Never gonna make it.

>wearing gloves unless you absolutely need to

Hate that shit

>>41787935
>ever abolutely needing gloves

Kys

>>41787950
I agree generally, but there might be some fucked up skin condition I don't know of such necessitates them so I decided to add the qualifier

>>41787124
your cbt in a cbt thread

>>41787939
how do you fuck up this bad genetically

>>41787939
that's just sad, not cringe

>>41788112

>put toilet seat down 6 times in a row
>wife won't whine in your ear for an entire 7 days

that's a pretty fucking good deal. pissing 6 times in a single day is easy.

>>41788071
Nigger speak is the real cringe

>>41788112
My wife has one of these up in our kitchen so when she comes home from work (stay at home dad masterrrace). It's bigger though and once I get 20 stickers I get to get out of chastity for 45 minutes while we watch This Is Us.

shit's so cash

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>>41788124
>do these things and check them off on this cutesy cuck chart i made for you with princess stickers and i wont be a bitch for a week
>you have to EARN me acting like a decent human being
you are the beta

>>41787950
I would give a pass to a surgeon or a massage therapist. Any other reason is unacceptable.

>>41788112
$500 the wife is overweight

>>41788189
Beat me to it.

>>41788033
Are you trying to piss me off, pricker?

>>41788157
>needs to earn sexual intimacy from his fucking wife

Cuck

>>41788240
>I get to get out of chastity
What was your first hint

>>41788189
Legit

>>41787939
Who names their kid Travis?

>>41788240
>being this stupid

>>41787124

Do they even lift? Doesn't seem so.

>>41788164
she slept with a nigger?

>>41788112
what the fuck is a rug rat?

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>>41788157
Jesus christ what a loser

>>41788270
>being this cucked

>>41788189
Joining the bet

>>41788302
Cutesy name for young children

>>41788302
An infant

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>>41788323
>falls for b8
>called out for stupidity
>defends stupidly falling for b8
pic related is you

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>>41787146
It's fun go fuck yourself

>>41788333
>>41788335
ohh i see, rugrat, i thought it was some kind of rug

>>41787146
What do you base your percentages on?

>>41788342
Black Republicans are always the most hardcore conservatives.

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>>41788071

>>41788112
why are straight people so fucking weird sometimes?

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>>41788157

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>>41788338
>I WAS JUST PRETENDING

Pic related is you

>>41788387
I'm not him, but
>guy says he literally has a chastity cage on
>only way he could have been less subtle is to say that his wife's son is the one who takes it off
>respond to it completely seriously

>>41788189
thats a blanket statement, women generally blow up after they get married

>>41788369

It's funny when they throw out the "Republicans were against slavery" line as a reason for their support now as if things haven't changed in the last 150 years.

>>41788387
>implying you know what a pic of me looks like
A pic of me would actually carry the conviction of a mature adult laughing as he plays with the emotions of futile shitposters.
You think you can phase me? Even the very thought is ridiculous.

I could crush you with a single keyboard stroke if only I could be bothered. That's how little you mean to me.

>>41788164
This is what happens when you don't hit them and let them go outside with their faces uncovered

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>>41788387
it must be hard to be this retarded. please reconsider your choice to live

>>41788342
Bottom right deserves my cock in his cute little asshole

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>>41788407
>>41788417
>>41788421
God damn this is so easy. /fit/ really is full of retards.

>>41788033
I don't get it

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The virgin sign hold

>>41788440
what do you expect from normie boards
>inb4 le epic double ruse cruise

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>>41788381
>why are straight people so fucking weird sometimes?
you will die by the sword.

>>41788440
>dude I was just pretending to be retarded
k.

>>41788471
>he keeps replying

:^)

>>41788112
This is what happens when you don't beat women

>>41788480
>he keeps replying

:^)

>>41788033
This shit cracks up every fuckin time i lift

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>>41787124
And here we see a beta in the wild. You can see the fear in his eyes as he is outside of his homecoming territory.

This will be an easy prey.

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>>41788050
Ever met a british person?

>>41788189
this is probably true

>>41788444
>trips confirmed

>>41788112
this is the most horrifying thing in the thread

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>>41788440

>>41788527
I don't get this meme, most good looking actors in hollywood are brits/aussies.

>>41788157
dude this is fucking pathetic

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>>41788567
I studied abroad in London and it's no meme.

http://thetab.com/2015/07/16/british-people-ugly-45482

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=130659113

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/sex/6542263/British-people-among-worlds-ugliest-according-to-BeautifulPeople.com.html

https://fashion-underground.uk/524/6-reasons-why-british-women-are-ugly/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2564929/British-women-ugly-looks-important-thing-man-Founder-controversial-new-dating-site-pairs-rich-men-beautiful-women-opens-up.html

http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/why-are-british-people-so-ugly.453962019/

>>41788410
Ha. They are pro slavery? No.

I'm actually a big fan of everyone going back.

>>41788381
sure bud, STRAIGHT people are the weird ones..

>>41788342
Fuck off /pol/

>>41788567
>most good looking actors in hollywood are brits/aussies

this is less true than HAES

>>41788431
fugg that was hard to watch

>>41788567
This HAS to be b8.

>>41788585
It really is though, most of the time it's started by american hamplanets and the only explanation they can come up with is "DUUH ISLAND SO INBREEDING MURICA MASTER RACE", whilst forgetting that at least 75% of their genetic makeup is british. The whole island inbreeding thing makes no sense considering the amount of times britain has been occupied by other european ethnic groups, (celts, saxons, jutes, normans, romans etc) if anything the ugliness is down to environment not genetics. Australians are pretty much 100% british genetic stock and they dont get memed the same way.

>>41788517
i don't get it

>>41788667
Pretty sure it started by people going to the island and seeing for themselves. But whatever helps you. Maybe you're right. Maybe everyone else is wrong except you.

>>41788602
Henry Cavill, Christian Bale, Andrew Garfield, Tom Hardy, Tom Hiddleston, Jude Law, Timothy Dalton, Daniel Craig, Gerard Butler, David Tennant, Orlando Bloom, Jamie Dornan, Edward Patt, Rob Patterson, Sean Connery, Charlie Hunman, Richard Armitage, Nicholas Hoult, Alex Pettyfer, the list goes on. Amerifat hamplanets just cant handle the truth. British women are ugly tho but thats because a lot of them are leftist whores

>>41787141
spbp

>>41788709
Not everyone else is saying it though, just shitty tabloids and american mongoloid creatures like you. Notice how no american women say this and it's just the men? Odd that isnt it :^)

>>41788033
>>41788508
I don't get it, small legs?

>>41788410
Democrats are pro social welfare which is modern day slavery you cuck faggot

>>41787935
>gloves

>>41788157
Some people actually fell for that bait. Bretty good

>>41788567
I am an aussie and this is untrue

Holy shit look how his upper body contracts

>>41788622
>when you nut and she stop suckin

>>41788112
I used to be married

The sad thing about this is that when you're in this situation, you're in way too deep to even see it. Now, from the outside, it's obvious - lol, what kind of cuck would put up with this shit - but when you're on the inside, and you feel like "this is your life now", and you're just so desperate to get your once-a-month sex from your fat wife, you'll do just about anything to get it. And I guess for some that means sticker charts.

Guaranteed the husband in this picture is completely alienated from all of his friends

>>41788567
>>41788667
>>41788735
>>41788756
hard b8 or salty uggo.

>>41787124
you're making fun of dweebs trying to be better than average dweebs, how are you any different?

>>41788789
Whatever helps you sleep at night kiddo

>>41788667
Imagine being so insecure about how ugly you are that you go through a list of all the reasons you're not ugly.

>>41788813
That's a special needs group but nice try

>>41787935
Gloves are fine to wear, just know the the pros and cons of both options.

>>41788832
Pros:
>your bitch hands don't slightly hurt
Cons:
>you look like a fag and have to go to sleep knowing you're more fragile than most women who work out

>>41788824
lmao where did I do that? i discussed my country's history? no wonder you amerifats are renowned for being low iq hambeast manlets

>>41788813
This webm could keep me entertained for a week. It's so dense.

>>41788850
It's okay, ugly girls need love too. Just keep it on your island.

>>41788850
Imagine being so insecure about how ugly you are that you start calling other people fat when they make fun of you for being insecure about how ugly you are.

>>41787124
imagine if he took actual lifting as seriously as he takes shitty facebook posturing

>>41788517
No he's wondering why the fuck you're taking pics of his ass instead of lifting. He's got a good point.

>>41788861
Well if we'd have done that then your "country" wouldn't exist would it. Enjoy your low iq and slow metabolism.

>>41788883
Well he didn't say shit to me except asking if I was using the equipment.

>>41788033
this is my life :(

>>41788517
Let that NiggeR squat his one plate. Way to be the asshole in this situation.

Beginner- doing a real fucking exercise, at a reasonable weight, he turns to see some snaggletoothed fat gym regular taking his picture for his fitness blog to try and get over 20 followers

I hope that anon comes and finds whoever took that picture 4 years from now and crushes their head between his thighs

>>41788884
Your country didn't want us to be free. We made ourselves free when we kicked your ass in 1776. Go crack open a history book bloke.

>>41788517
>>41788887
>taking a pic of a random guy doing what I would assume is a warm up set and posting it here
Is the cringe supposed to be you?

>>41788112
keep the kids vomiting nonstop

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>>41788866
>NA humour

>>41788904
Imagine being so insecure about how ugly you are that you accuse the people making fun of you of not understanding humor.

>>41788112
do women just not like having sex with men. why is it a privilege when a man gets to have sex and a choir for the woman

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>>41787939
Real life Kaiji villain

>>41788431
god why would anyone ever even do those machines.

>>41788622
why is he crying is he ok?

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>>41788901
My point was that the USA wouldn't have even existed as a colony if we hadn't left our glorious island and established the worlds largest empire.

>>41788813
>fits reaction when someone says traps are gay

>>41788908
Pipe down, I'm just calling you unfunny bud.

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>>41788157
>when she comes home from work
>comes home from work
>from work

>>41788845
callouses arent cool nor do they look good.also uncomfortable for your woman when you touch her.

The pro is having better grip strength and endurance as well as providing protection for your hands when you pick up "real world" shit.

>>41788945
Hilary lost.

>>41788517
You're the cringy one in that situation, sus as fuck.

>>41788813
how has no one talked about that golem in the middle

>>41788936
theres nothing wrong with them, just don't lock your knees

im pretty sure it says that in beg red letters on the equipment.

>>41788804
here we see the average american in its natural environment

>>41788962
Imagine being so insecure about how ugly you are that you repeat the same statement you said before because you've run out of ways to defend your ugliness.

>>41788922
>current year
>marriage

>>41788754
?

>>41788967
Yeah, wouldn't want your wife to be grossed out about your callouses after she gets back from fucking a real man.

>>41788936

dude also has the thing loaded max with 45's plus another like 5 plates sitting on top of it and he's doing like 10% of the full ROM and locking his knees

he deserved this

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>>41789009
>you

>>41788967
>callouses arent cool nor do they look good
Says who? Some DYEL who wondered onto the wrong board?

>>41787976
No, you're right.

When I started lifting I had to use the pussy pad for squats because I had really bad bsck acne and the bar really hurt.

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>>41788998
Pic related is what me and everyone I know looks like

>>41788157
kek

>>41789047
Imagine being so insecure about how ugly you are that you run out of things to say completely due to your already pretty tentative understanding of the English language if the way you type is any indication and you just start posting random pictures that have no relevance to the current situation.

>>41789026
no its just shit when you want play with nipples and rub areas

>>41788922
they like, they are just better at pretending they don't and using it for material or emotional blackmailing

>>41789081
Immediately I know that's bullshit because you watch anime

>>41789108
>he thinks watching anime prevents you from making it
First day on /fit/?

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>>41789081

this is what the average american looks like

>>41789091
You're getting more and more buttmad by each post, love it. How did that image have no relevance? That is essentially what you're doing, you do know that right? Try-harding artistically about how well you understand English isn't helping either.

>>41788667
Someone post the scousers webm from /sp/

>>41789131
Imagine being so insecure about how ugly and how illiterate you are that you start typing properly once someone makes fun of you for it.

>>41789125
>dirty
>snout nose
>buck teeth

Yeah sounds about right

>>41789048
My best friend is a gymnast and has callouses over callouses. Everyone is absolutely terrified to go near him and his hands.

>>41789155
>a gymnast is the only person in your friend group who isn't a total pussy
Holy shit.

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>>41789133
They already have, it's a special needs group

>>41788342
literally none of these people look normal

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>>41789125
I don't know what you're talking about. Every American I've ever met looks like an 80s action hero. Have you even been to the States?

>>41789141
>straw-manning this hard
You must be a hardcore sperg.

>>41789173
The black guys look pretty normal, I think. Except for the old grumpy one.

>>41789176
Found the american

>>41789177
Imagine being so insecure about how ugly you are that you start throwing out /pol/ buzzwords.

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I thought this was a beta thread?

>>41789194
Imagine being this try-hard, unfunny and repetitive.

>>41789193
Not him and not American but they are pretty awesome.

>>41788517
just looks like a guy trying to better himself.
why must you be like this?

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>>41789211
>Savage
Living up to his name I see.

>>41789212
Imagine being so insecure about how ugly you are that you keep replying to the guy making fun of how ugly you are just to say making fun of how ugly you are isn't funny.

>>41789193
Bet your ass you did

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>>41789231
Aw man, I dropped my picture

>>41789230
Ah, you're taking the "im just an epic trole" approach I see. SAD!

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>>41789245

>>41789250
Imagine being so insecure about how ugly you are that you call people trolls hoping you'll be able to find a literal troll since that's the only way you'll be able to find someone as ugly as you.

>>41788157
Nice bait

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>>41789267
No man can match the beauty of the Second Coming himself

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>>41789250

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>>41789270
In that case you're definitely a good candidate!

>>41788951
Right because the French, Spanish, Dutch, German, and Irish never came to North America.

>>41788904
We should send more guys like this overseas, the very threat of getting raped by a redneck would end terrorism faster than air strikes.

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>>41789309
tell me sweet little lieees

http://www.averageheight.co/average-male-height-by-country

If you ever meet someone who tells you that there's nothing wrong with incest, just show him this thread. There's no greater argument for the illegality of incest than the existence of brits.

>>41789315
Without the support of the British Empire you would have never got to the point of becoming a self maintaining country, and that's a fact.

>>41789155
Well next time you are blowing him politely ask he keeps his rough hands to himself

>>41789336
Do you have a "Defend the queen folder" or what the hell. I'll always choose US over UK but admire your patriotism.

t. Texan who studied abroad in London in college

>>41788157
While you're doing chores at home, your wife is out getting fucked by chads

>>41788804
Indellegjuewals.
"Ah, yes very inderdasting Barney Standers, we shud guntinue Hibbing mine to Isreal and start taxing ourselves more"

>>41789227
Wtf is going there?

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>>41789338
dead disproved meme.

also see:
>>41788444
>>41788904
>>41788804
>>41788342

WOW AMERICANS ARE A TRULY GENETICALLY SUPERIOR ARYAN RACE

>>41789336
just wait until the muds dilute the average height to 5'7.
gonna be manlet city in 20 years

>>41788164
>loving the way a woman loves
>the eventual result

>>41789386
>there actually is enough inbreeding throughout the countries for there to be four different levels of it
Holy shit, if you wanted to defend your inbred island why would you post this?
I guess inbreeding hurts your critical thinking skills too.

>>41789211
Wtf, I hate mythcuckers now

>>41789364
Nah just used google search. Don't get me wrong I love the majority of you yanks but sometimes you need to get put in your place when you get unruly ;^)

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>>41788813
what the fuck

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>>41789388
Don't remind me senpai...

>>41789359
You know, the French, Dutch, and Spanish all had colonies here as well with varying amounts of European diaspora. Where do you think all those accordion Polka sounds come from in Mexican music.

>>41788967
>nor do they look good
>caring about how the palms of your hand look

>>41789409
>not understanding how genetics work
it's not based on a "level of inbreeding" you spack, it's based on consanginuity, of which there is plenty in America as well I'm sure.

>>41789388
You know, here in the US we have far more "muds" than the Europe and England.

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>>41789451
>I'm not inbred, look at this map that says I'm not
>dude that map says you are
>that's not related to inbreeding what are you talking about

>>41789452
Yeah but percentage-wise we're much worse off here in the UK. Higher mud to white ratio if you catch my drift

>>41789382
Looks like a self cleaning toilet, so the shit is being smeared by the cleaning arm.

>>41788157
I was gonna say this was trash bait, but it worked. Congrats, I guess.

>>41789468
Can you not fucking read? Or understand a basic graph? Wouldn't surprise me since you're american but anyway, the map shows that Britain is less inbred than most countries in europe + the middle east. Do you not understand that everyone is "inbred" to some degree by the definition you're using it? I guess I shouldn't expect Americans to be able to wrap their ugly lard encased heads around something SO complex.

>>41788112
This is why you don't stay with spoiled bitches who clearly think they're above you. My ex could be the most dismissive cunt, she would literally reprimand me for doing trivial shit like I was a 5 year old. I can almost guarantee she will have one of these cuckboards for her future husband.

>>41788431
I'm not watching that

>>41789211
>spends years of his life testing myths
>prove it!? YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!

>>41789521
>we're less inbred than smelly brown people, now stop making fun of us for being the most inbred in anything that tries to pretend to be a respectable country
K.

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>>41787124
How did this thread turn from fit cringe to who's more ugly.

>>41789597
>continues to force inbreeding meme after having been proved wrong
Yeah youre right we were only respectable enough to have been the biggest empire in the world and to have made countless and priceless contributions to technology and civilisation..

>>41789629
welcome to /fit/

>>41788071
Is this a guy?

>>41789639
>proved wrong
>youre
>..
>no commas anywhere
Not respectable enough to master your own language, it seems.

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>>41787124

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>>41789656
>h-ha ha g-guys he made a typo

>>41789672
>a
>four
You either have Parkinson's or are so gosh darn mad you cam't communicate properly anymore.

>>41789697
>or are so gosh darn mad you cam't communicate properly anymore.
>cam't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

>>41789388
And our average height will start to rise after the wall gets built

>>41788922
This shit only happens in relationships where the guy doesn't know how to fuck. Wife would rather go without than deal with his pathetic flailing.

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>>41788444
>2 hats

>>41788786
I'm currently married, and when I read your story I know that you are quite the beta faggot. If she knew you had any worth she wouldn't risk losing you by eating too much.

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>>41788157
>once I get 20 stickers I get to get out of chastity for 45 minutes while we watch This Is Us.

>>41788667
>75% British
lmao fucking what? Only 72% of America even qualified as a white american in the latest census you inbred nigger, how the fuck do you get 75% British from that?

>>41788112

I'd just fuck another woman at that point. I bet she doesn't even work.

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>>41788387
You can't get out of this one anon, you fucked up

>>41788033
someone explain pleaseee

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>>41788813

>>41789936
>when you nut but she keep suckin

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>>41788813

>>41789980
>when you nut but she keep suckin

>>41788757
Basically. Of course, the only thing shown is the actual part of the body that is physiologically hardest to grow, not the whole leg, so even if you do train legs, you won't see huge growth. Back when I was doing Oly lifts, my legs looked like drumsticks with my quads huge and my calves the size of a 6 year old's arm. Some people just can't grow them that easily, meaning the image is more of a "mock people for their genes instead of what they actually do" kind of image.

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>>41790028
>when Daddy's Sticker Chart has 5/6 stickers on the naked hula dance row and you just changed a blowout diaper

>>41790028
>tfw skinnyfat and don't know whether to bulk or cut and no wifi to ask /fit/

>>41789288
Is this guy retarded, chain mail would be the optimal choice in stopping a knife

>>41788804
that one tremendous fuck wearing the "gipsy danger"/pacific rim shirt baffles me the most

>>41788033
I recognize this gym. Its Ironcity Gym in Houston

>>41790364
chainmail will stop a slashing motion.
but it will fall apart with a puncture/stab

plate would be good for stopping a stabbing motion but might make it glance off to the side and limits your mobility.

gotta weigh your options here.

>>41788517
not pictured: OHP for reps

>>41788431
Stop posting that shit it fuels my nightmares.

>>41788701
1pl8 squat

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>>41788157
Kek

>>41787939
feel bad for him tbqh

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>>41788342

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>>41788164
Jesus Christ man, I feel bad for him and hopefully he learns from this.

>>41788420
This. Peace be upon you

>>41788410
>as if things haven't changed in the last 150 years
>democratic party used to support slavery
>now they support welfare slavery
>somehow the people who were slaveowners are republican now because of bullshit
cmon son

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I love these threads

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itt

>>41788157
I am so sorry for what was done to you anon.

>>41787950
I have localised eczema on my right hand, and lifting the raw olympic bar causes the skin to fissure and be extremely painful[spoiler]for you[/spoiler], so I absolutely have to wear gloves to lift or else I would not be able to lift for the next few days.

>>41788164
He had it coming with his boring personality and weak beta looks

>>41790875
this is spot on

>>41787950
I am a card dealer, I literally cannot afford to have my fingers feeling like shit the next day.

>>41787939
Always felt really bad for this guy :/

>>41790956
wtf I had never considered the fact that there are literally professional cars dealers for some reason

>>41787939
now I want there to be a movie villain who has a younger brother who really really wants to be dark and evil like his older brother but is too comical, unmenacing, and kind-hearted to ever be one

>>41787939
that's just sad
wtf is wrong with his nose though? it looks like it got stung by a wasp

>>41789386
lmfao. Listening to Jayman? really? hahahahaha! Dienekes is far superior!

>>41790964
There's plenty of occupations that require good finger dexterity out there, just giving my 2 cents as one of them.

>>41787939
I feel like if he lost weight, cleaned up his hair, and worked out his acne problem he would still be ugly as fuck but it would be notably better.

>>41788112
Were reaching levels of cuck that shouldn't be possible

>>41788444
the two hats makes him look like some ki-adi-mundi motherfucker

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>>41787939
>when I get a gf
As a society, we really need to stop floating the idea that everyone will get a romantic relationship. It's cruel to give people like this the false hope

>>41788813
>the two bald dudes bowing to each other in perfect unison

>>41788431
welp, I'm not locking my knees anymore

The thread was made to make fun of fitness betas, but is just a bunch of salty cucks and /pol/tards arguing.

It's called a beta thread because we are supposed to laugh at them, not become them.

>>41788466
Fuck they were aesthetic

>>41788567
What about Overhead Calfbench?

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>>41788466

Praise Kek!

Am I right, guys?

>>41788667
I reckon we Aussies get off easy cause most of our blokes were killed in both world wars so sheilas had to compete. Don't know what New Zealands problem is though. There are some rough melons over there

>>41791231
My dicks bigger than urs

>>41790644
>oats keepers

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>>41788387
holy shit

>>41788922
Women like to make men work for it because they have an inflated sense of self worth

>>41791281
Prove it post a pic haha as a joke

>>41789081
topkek

>>41788157
/fit/ never fails to disappoint me.

>>41790487
why not both

>>41788255
>Tfw your name is Travis

>>41788355
That's an Illyrian you fuck.

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>>41788926
ZAWAA

>>41788112
doesn't seem too bad

>>41791460
>travis
how is life with such a stupid name? this is a fucking stupid name!

dravis masterrace here

>>41787950
Duck you, anon, i wanna deadlift a lot and be able to feel my gfs face flawlessly.

>>41788667
The inbreeding stuff does indeed not hold true. The population is too big, and Icelanders are much more attractive yet should, by the same logic, be even worse looking than the British.
The Eternal Anglo is ugly, but its not inbreeding that caused it

>>41788517
>taking pictures of people in the gym to secure upboats on chinese cartoon forum
no u

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>>41787124
Behold, the beta in his natural habitat when faced with confrontation.

>>41788903
This post killed me

>>41791166
Fucking god shit why would you lock them anyway?

That shits dangerous as fuck

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>>41788431

>>41788967
Made me reply

>>41787939
Why is he so ugly aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAA

>>41791883
you look like a dweeb in your prof pic too

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>>41791166
Why on Earth were you locking them in the first place?

>>41788189
that's like betting that water's wet

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>>41789081
You're all little girls?

>>41791110
it's right on the shelf between "you can become anything you want" and "it'll get better"

>>41791757
>and be able to feel my gfs face flawlessly.
The only time I feel my gfs face is when shes being too loud during sex. In what fucking scenario are you touching her face?

>>41792071
When I wipe my hands.

>>41792071
wiping off the bull's cum

>>41791960
... neither one of those people is me anon.

>>41792078
>not harvesting hight test protons with your fartbox puncher
Never going to make it

>>41789386
>england
>less inbred

>>41789015
it means : sick post bodybuilding professional!

>>41789125
>blonde
>average american

I got some bad news for you anon

>>41789211
Gender is a spectrum END OF DISCUSSION!
guys stop saying prove it, you're not furthering the discussion. please leave me alone.

>>41789667
ugliness aside... how can glasses be master race?

>>41788431
lel if you watch closely you can see his right knee also get fucked

>>41788832
Gloves impede proper grip and thus negatively impact form

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>>41788112
This image probably is the most disturbing thing to happen to a man, but what gives me hope is pure number of guys in this thread eloquently expressing whats wrong with this.
Positive masculinity, awareness of female nature and the raw deal guys can get has become widely known.
There is a chance for positive future for sons of men

>>41788410

You seem to be implying that Republicans at some point started supporting slavery, which makes you completely fucking retarded.

>>41790910
Also the fact that she became famous after they met. Why does no one mention this?

>>41788189
no deal
>>41788124
It goes both ways, though unless the wife is a stay-at-home wife then washing dishes and taking care of the kids should be shared responsibility

>>41788667
>75% British
Are you retarded? Or maybe just looking up the 1790 census data? Whatever the explanation, you're wrong, britcuck

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>>41788967
Yes females are know to be repelled by calluses that people like: guitarist, basketball players and bodybuilders always have...
The most unattractive demography

>>41788157
>stay at home dad masterrrace
damn i wish i could have this
it's basically being a NEET who doesn't have to worry about going hungry and homeless with the added benefit of having a gf too

>>41788431
ASPECT RATIO

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>>41787939
I just feel sad for him. There's no cringe here.

>>41791919
>why would you lock them anyway?
So that you get a moment to rest at the end of each rep.

>>41789499
Nice.

>>41790364
That is not chain mail you dunce

>>41788813
They don't count because they're Scousers and thus they aren't really English at all.

>>41790644
I hate those boomers fags so very much.

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>>41789315
If it wasn't for England and later Britain, America would just be a shitter version of Mexico, something it's on it's way to achieving anyway.

>>41788112
Huh.
I've been married for so long I don't see what the problem is. Why do I feel like someone is walking over my grave...

>>41791883
>Nihilism
>Nietzsche

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>41788431
my god

>>41792324
Okay you win the most cringe post.

>>41787141
Well said

>>41789801
What do you mean to "know how to fuck"?
Every person likes it differently.

>>41788342
BASTE 'PEDES

>>41793934
t. pathetic flailer

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>>41788342>>41791267


>there are some butthurt leftist/niggers/gooks that have folder of unattractive Trump supporters that they dump everytime somebody is against left/liberalism/degenracy
Just how sad of a cunt you have to be, really. Im on the right spectrum of politics and i don't have a single pic of beta leftist saved.

>>41788431
I always laugh at stuff like this. Not at people that suffer but at camera men. Guy could've been getting ripped in half but instead of droping his phone to help him guy 1st turns off recording and blocks his phone. Like nigger you think somebody will run up and check what you have on your phone?

>>41794164
>i don't have a single pic of beta leftist saved
Are you sure about that?
You'd be surprised how many seemingly normal people turn out to be beta leftists!

>>41794164
Beta rightwingers are far and wide(White) so a when you find one you should save it. The same as when you find an Alpha lefty should save the pic, extremely rare!
Still this tread has gone to shit with Anons confusing beta and cringse with beginners or those who are down on their luck. I would love to share my folder with ya'll but it's on my laptop which my wife took with her on her vacation with her friends to Ibiza while I look after her son.

>>41794196
>Are you sure about that?
Yes, posting pictures of unattractive people from the political camp you don't agree with doesn't magically make you right about your opinoin but people like
>>41788444
>>41788342
think they when they post something like this everybody thinks everyone on the right is the same.
>im gonna post picture of unattractive person that's against my beliefs
>hahahah look at that righ wing racists! doesn't this make you all look silly! becasue people i posted are fat and ugly! hahahah

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>>41789211
based Adam