I'm getting old /fit/ and I want to got on Test replacement therapy for a number of reasons:
>gainz brah
>normalize test levels
>lower sperm count (done having kids)
So, how can I ensure that I "fail" my testosterone blood test?
Also, does anyone know how I would go about finding a TRT friendly doctor in my area?
>>41786317
damn it's been so long since i last saw this semen demon, feeling nostalgic now
>>41786317
How old are you getting ? I'm 30
One thing I heard is to deplete your sleep and avoid water justbefore the analysis could help. But I'm tuned in for more tips.
Also, shit I love boobs.
Go to a testosterone clinic they're in every major city
>>41786322
she still make videos?
>>41786341
I'm 35 but my I almost feel up and down energy levels and progress in the gym (also sex drive). So, I'm assuming its test. TRT can normalize this and keep things at a steady high-normal range.
I would just hate to get tested and be barely above the threshold for TRT.
>>41786347
I'll look into that.
>>41786427
Also, bumping with more tits...
>>41786317
>gainz brah
>normalize test levels
>lower sperm count (done having kids)
Instead of trying to fail the test why not see what more you could do naturally beforehand? Are you eating more protein, sleeping more, working out more/harder than you already do, having more sex and fapping more when otherwise not having sex ?
>http://press.endocrine.org/doi/full/10.1210/jcem.85.1.6291
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2014/10/the-simplicity-of-dieting-it-really-is.html?m=1
>https://breakingmuscle.com/fuel/why-all-humans-need-to-eat-meat-for-health
>https://authoritynutrition.com/7-evidence-based-health-reasons-to-eat-meat/
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html?zx=5c392185e96536fa
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>http://www.europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>http://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>http://urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>http://www.frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>http://m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>http://answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>https://www.healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17520786
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/05/if-youre-not-regular-fucking-sleeping.html
TRT is not going to give you easy roider gains, it will only put you in the normal range. If you already are at a normal level (and you probably are) all it will do is kill your natural test production, cost you a lot of money and force you to stick needles into your body for the rest of your life.
>>41786567
>implying I don't already do that shit
>implying I haven't read the same shit for years
None of the info you posted is new. I eat meat and/or a fuck ton of eggs every meal. I don't really drink or masturbate often. I'm on ZMA and a fuckton of D3.
Sometimes natural isn't enough. Natural doesn't help with the up and down of test levels. Natural isn't going to decrease my sperm count (no more kids for me). Natural won't ensure my test levels are in the high-normal range.
>>41786602
You're absolutely right and I don't expect it to. I only want normal. And, I appreciate your concern, but I'm cool with the decision I'm making here.
>>41786602
Honestly OP, If you clean up your diet, put more effort into lifting and socialize more, you'll see a lot more gains/normal test than with TRT.
With that in mind, no doctor is going to even consider trt unless your test levels are <300. If it is, you'll be lucky if they give it to you there. They'll likely refer you to an endocrinologist, who will try months of clomid/hcg before even talking about sterons.
>>41786646
>I don't really drink
Ok
>or masturbate often.
Maybe do that more
>I'm on ZMA and a fuckton of D3.
I don't use these, but maybe "natural" means you should stop them, do the above more and see what happens
>Sometimes natural isn't enough.
It's been enough for years of human history. It doesn't make any sense why it shouldn't be enough for you.
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2009/09/stemming-tide-of-deevolution.html
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2009/10/more-on-excellence-of-paleolithic-man.html?zx=3f21a28f7b21dcf7
Evolutions still ongoing and everything, but I'm 99% sure you should still be human
>Natural doesn't help with the up and down of test levels.
It doesn't make any sense why it wouldn't help
>Natural isn't going to decrease my sperm count (no more kids for me).
>For those guys, who like me, want kids like they want AIDS, there's more good news with this type of a compulsive fucking/masturbating scheme- your sperm count drops like a motherfucker (to about 27% of norm). That means (though I'm not endorsing this) you can go bareback without the bare facts and not worry quite so much.(Freund)
And why exactly are you so oddly specific about spern count? If it's for sex, why not an alternative? Condom? Vasectomy( i'd never do that because I dont get why anyone would do it)?
>Natural won't ensure my test levels are in the high-normal range.
If you've been doing that like you say,
>implying I don't already do that shit
it should be there. It makes no sense why it wouldn't be and if it's not, it logically follows something else must be significantly wrong
>>41786354
I remember that she became a SJW or something. I was disappoint. Or it was another big-boobed-youtube-girl.
Just get a girl to pretend to be a ftm reverse trap and get it for you.