>Anon, why is the only sauce you ever eat mustard?

>>41786182
well?

>>41786293
0 calories
0 carbs
0 fat

mustard is amazing, i dont think i've had chicken breast without mustard since i first tried it like a year ago

>>41786182
Mustard is goat.
Normies will never learn.

>>41786389
wat

>>41786389
So? Live a little.

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>>41786431

Yellow mustard, spicy brown mustard, stone ground mustard, Dijon mustard, Chinese mustard. I have all these in my fridge. But I have twice as many varieties of hot sauces.

>>41786182
I only eat sriracha and mayonaise with yoghurt

>>41786182
broke ass motherfucker

Mustard is gross, just eat hot sauce faggot

>>41786477
Do you actually round down 60 calories to 0?

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>>41786389
lol are you stupid?

>>41786996
Thank you for proving my point that there's 0 calories, 0 fat, and 0 carbs.

Can you read?

>>41786940
>mayonaise
>600 kcals per 100g

>>41787077
Don't eat 100g

>>41787061
but the info says 3 calories, not 0.

>mayonesse
Enjoy your palm oil and doy faggot
>ketchup
Enjoy your sugar fattie

>>41787849
>walk up a flight of stairs
>burn 3 calories

>>41786996
that's in 5g of it
5g of pure mustard is a lot more than I use.
plus, 3 calories might as well be zero. I burn more calories than that walking to the fridge, opening the door, reaching up to get it from top shelf, popping the lid, and squeezing it to get it out.

>>41787061
>Thank you for proving my point that there's 0 calories
> 0 calories

>>41788429
>thinks 3 calories isn't 0 calories

Summerfag go back to facebook

>>41788326
Losing 3 calories is that easy? Why dont people just walk back and forth from their fridge and open and close the door hundreds of times a day to lose all the calories that eat

>>41786966
Where are you getting 60 from? Yes, its more than 0, but that only says 3.

>2011+6
>not having cholula on your lean protons

do you fags even eat?

Siracha master race

>>41788578
Taste like viniger green Tabasco master race

Dijon Mustard master race

>>41788555
yes you retard, three calories is literally less than a trip up a single flight of stairs

>>41788555
>Why dont people just walk back and forth from their fridge and open and close the door hundreds of times a day to lose all the calories that eat
That's like 300 calories if we count one action as 3 calories.
An average person eats 2000 calories per day. Try again brainlet.

>>41786389
literal autism

>>41788555
>he doesnt walk to his fridge open the door then close it turn around and walk away x F
not going to make it

>>41788605
Dijon is good. Stoneground is elder god tier

This reminds me of something.
>Boyfriend's mom is ultimate /fit mom
>still does fitness competitions despite pushing 50
>complete fucking badass
>currently cutting for a show this month
>mustard on EVERYTHING
>Boyfriend's mom is also a second grade teacher
>bunch of seven year olds watch her put mustard on her lunch every day
>one day, one boy lags behind while others are leaving for lunch
>cautiously goes up to her desk
>finally speaks, almost in a whisper
>"Ms. anon, you must REALLY like mustard"

Start them young, fellas

>>41788744
What a boring shitty greentext that was

>>41786966
>>41788561
>not just eating 20 tsp of mustard
Never gonna make it

Because OP is a goddamn retard that doesn't know how to diet.

>>41786182
>>41786389
holy shit i just checked my mustard in the fridge and is does have 0 calories
ive been sacrificing calories for bbq sauce this entire time
thank you for telling me about this

>>41786653
What's the difference between Dijon and spicy brown mustard?

>>41789642
You could say the same about this whole fucking thread.

0 calories , 0 fat mustard ?
I'm glad I don't live in America

>>41788087
>honey mustard
Gains

What's american mustard made of?

Most varieties in my country have between 15 and 40kcal per tsp