FPH thread

>>41785610
I have equal contempt for all people who destroy their health and become a drain on my far too compassionate state.

>>41785669
>One step at a time.
Pottery.

>>41785691
thats the best burn in history

>>41785691
last comment got me

>>41785584
>shit that didnt happen

Wew, that one was hard to read

>>41785630
Please explain why your fat ass *needs* to go to a restaurant every day.

>>41785726
>>41785737
>>41785746
Please be a joke. I don't think I could take it if anyone actually believes this.

>>41785577

what a petty betta

>>41785737
That's some sisscience happening here

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>>41785726
>>41785737
>>41785746


I hate the person that wrote this so much, like an actual, burning, hatred.

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>>41785769
>I don't think I could take it if anyone actually believes this.

have fun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0&t

Finally the answer I was looking for:

WHY CAN'T I LOSE WEIGHT?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9hywVwKSjo

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>>41785584

Wow, what a totally real story!

>>41785737
What dude

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>>41785818
>literally named roasty

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>>41785818
I have a tumblr story folder just for these pics.

>>41785823

holy shit this one got me. I hate when people act like badasses online when they're absolute beta in person, especially since they're fat fucks

>>41785610
Gee, it's almost as if only one of those vices has a vocal community dedicated to denying all empirical evidence that it's massively unhealthy...

>>41785669
Any good episodes in the last season?

>>41785577
honestly that is dedication

>>41785658
I want to kill fat people.

>>41785765
This is my favourite.

>Be recovering fatshit.
>Father in law notices my progress and wants to get healthy.
>Is probably only 10-15kg overweight.
>After a month he wonders why he isn't losing weight.
>He's doing his form of an "exercise" (using 5kg dumbbell weights in a step aerobics fashion).
>Ask about his diet.
>Toast for breakfast, with a coffee.
>Salad for lunch.
>Whatever his wife cooks for dinner.
>"Oh, and I snack on nuts throughout the day".
>Ask how much.
>About a pack of these (shows me roughly a cup and a half of cashews and almonds).
>His fucking face when I showed him that's nearly 2,000 kcal.
>The nutritional information was on the pack the whole fucking time.

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>>41785840

Me too.

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>>41785876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCqkNdNC26g

>>41785823
I mean that's true.

It's from the truckloads of food you stuff down your fat gullet daily.

>>41785864
People like this are scum of the earth

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>>41785901
KEK

>>41785864
Damn socialism

>>41785905
Duuude, if she was fit she'd be cute as fuck, too bad she's retarded.

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>there were times when you were allowed to make fun of fat women on TV
>these women aren't even considered very fat now

>>41785925
>(trigger warning: men)
This can't be happening. This is not how I imagined future back in the 90s

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>>41785577

That's some good revenge right there

I just want to take a moment and thank you all. It had to be a few years ago, but I saw one of these threads and it stuck with me. A few months back I decided to not be a fat fuck anymore and have since dropped from 210 to 182 and counting. These threads have been a driving factor.

>>41785850
This pisses me off more than anything. The human body is amazing, designed for long distance running and recovery that champions land creatures. Yet morons think that our bodies which originally evolved to be able to literally chase after prey til it died of exhaustion can't handle getting off it's fat ass to walk on a treadmill for less than an hour a day

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eoiml0Co50Y

>>41786019
>"Looks like we get to share a personal space bubble today"
>"Hope you like cuddling!"


This did legitimately trigger me. Fuck this gay earth

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>>41786055

>over 12 carbs

That's 10 + 2 and that's terrible.

>>41785658
You just KNOW this is a fat, entitled black woman.

>>41785887
WAT

>>41785737

>This converts all fats salts and sugars to nutrients which are digested, meaning that added weight has no negative health effects.

No bitch bears can gain massive amounts of weight with no negative effect on their health, you're not a bear.

>>41786019
Fucking triggered

>>41786048
>It's the Rocky and Bullwinkle show!

Anyone got the one with the note saying the guy parked too close and that the lady was fat, followed by the image of how his car being parked?

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>>41785948

The best part is that the hot woman has given her husband three healthy sons, while chunky mchormones only did one at best assuming the middle child is a male.

HIGH TEST
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>>41785887
Was this an early bot test?

>>41785905
Thanks, this is great

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>>41786131
>>41786200
Sorry, misclicked

>>41785726
>>41785737
>>41785746
You have to be fucking desperate to create this misogynistic falseflagging. And for all of you that fell for this or had to ask, shame on you.

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>>41785737
My sides

>>41785658
this one was a joke when there was a debate about putting sugar in spaghetti sauce or not...this was someone saying only fatties put sugar on their spaghetti, which is why there's so much

>>41785610
>pretending we don't have laws to prevent kids from drink and smoking
>pretending we don't have warning labels for tobacco or alcholic beverages
>pretending we don't have laws against drug use
>pregending we haven't made it illegal to drink or smoke in certain places
>pretending we don't have heavy taxes in smoking
>pretending we haven't shamed these groups already
>pretending your doctor wouldn't tell you to stop those habbits
>pretending we don't have countless rehab programs for those people
>pretending the percentage of those individual groups are anywhere near the overweight or obesity rates in America
>drawing all of those groups in the worst light
>not drawing the fatty in a hospital bed instead of walking her dog
>implying the dog wouldn't be fat as well

Until fatties lose custody of their kids for letting them get fat, sugary foods and drinks are sold with warning labels and taxed at higher rates, get arrested of your habbits being dangerous to other people, we have rehabs because people are offended by the thought of them then fatties can make the comparison

>>41786246
>IM FAT!!

At least he/she admits it.

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>>41785992
>never ever improve yourself sweetie :D <3

Im at my breaking point with calorie thieves these days

>>41785998
Good on ya Anon!

>>41786230
>almost 100.000 likes
>for THIS

Based on the multiple examples across all of the FPH threads, don't you think that obesity is ultimately linked to precarious education in nutrition instead of willpower or disciplines? I'm talking about >>41785765 or >>41785871. They really don't seem to know, and that's something that should be learnt in highschool. Based on this, some of the hate from this threads should be directed to the pedagogical institutions instead of isolated individuals.

>>41785571
the fuck are you doing here you vegan twink

>>41785610
>shows pictures of addicts who need help and workers put into poor conditions
>then shows a well-off woman who is fat despite not having to be fat.
it is like they are unaware of suffering but they want it so they get mad when someone anonymously says being fat is unhealthy online

>>41785630
actually yeah why is salad so expensive. it is just leaves and shit look they even put lettuce on the burg

>>41786019
>hope you like cuddling
I honestly don't know how I'd handle myself.

>>41785618
wendy's makes tasty food which is good for rest days. i usually eat something kinda like this once ever week or two just for fun

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>>41785577
Sounds like too much work
But hey... makes for a good story

>>41785737
>female race
>race

I fucking lost it

>>41785725
>thatsthepoint.jpg

>>41786134
You realize the sex depends on the sperm right?

>>41786019
The really bizarre thing about all this "fat acceptance" stuff is if they just channeled that energy toward exercising and eating right, they wouldn't need HAES.

>>41785737
See, now this makes me realize it's satire.

>>41785992
but shes right

>>41785584
>drownable offense
In a fucking underwater kingdom?

>>41785641
>Total Fat 98%
>Saturated Fat 104%
Cholesterol 231%

This shit should be illegal

>>41785980
God bless. I miss Al Bundy

>>41785584
And then everybody clapped

>>41786420
They're cashing in on the health food crowd

>>41786099
The name Shanice makes it hard retry obvious

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>>41785584
>and on today's episode of shit that never happened
Up there with this

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>>41786506

>>41786019
bitch you are the elephant in the room

>>41785840
JUST

>>41785998
Same here, brother. FPH threads give me the motivation to keep losing. Down to 270 from 340

>>41786055
>that I know would be into me if I were skinny

So start dieting again?

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>>41785795
Toughts?

>>41786796
It will only get better anon. A healthy lifestyle feels so great you have no idea. Keep going and you will see for yourself.

>>41785598
Do you know whose blog this is? I want to follow them.

>>41785584
she is 5 years old and threatened to call park security on him

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>no trucks

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them calves.

Ex fatty here, lost 100 pounds, thanks to the FPH threads here, I stalled out after thanksgiving 2016.
I'm skinny fat now and want to tone up.
My gf and I split and now I wanna finish what I started and show that chubby bitch up.
I know we're not supposed to lift for grills /fit/ but is this way acceptable?

>>41787068
ok but she lost a lot of the weight and is actually kind of cute now

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>>41786641
What the shit?

>>41785864
Bullet to the back of the head.

>>41785914
Pretty sure the doctor was just trying to be polite.

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>>41785737

>>41786862
Honestly they look fucking scary.

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>>41786494
Sex of the child is based on which sperm makes it to the egg

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>>41786019
>ratings and comments disabled

>>41785610
Except there has never been a non-ironic "healthy smoking" group in the past 2-3 decades because people accept that it is unhealthy

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>>41785577
If true, this anon is my new hero.

Can't wait to try this on girls who slightly don't live up to my expectations once we're in a relationship.

...I wonder if it could somehow be construed as illegal... :\

>>41787266
Nice 'source'

>>41785850
Kinda funny until you realize the President of the United States believes the same thing about exercise.

>>41785584
The child?
Albert Einstein

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>>41785610
>can't find suitable dates because 99% of American """women""" are OD'ing on butter
IT IS MY PROBLEM

>>41786055
>12 carbs
is that like, 12 slices of bread?

>>41785994
it's satire, you shit

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>>41785737

>>41787073
ye

>>41785864
Legit question, how is this person able to order extra food on the food trolley?
Wouldn't the people be told something like "don't give them food" or something?

>>41785610
I don't bother the people that are unhealthy but don't deny they are unhealthy ,unless it is someone I care about. But don't deny you are unhealthy if you are fat. Fat people get more attention because their mistakes are more noticable I guess.

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OC coming thru

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>>41787471
Would you?

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>>41785840
>200 for you is like 800 for real people
My fucking sides are unironically in orbit

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Former Fatfuck here
From 273lbs (124kg) down to currently 165lbs (75kg)
Thats right, 100lbs, it's possible
So literally NO fatfuck has any of MUH HAES-Excuses or shit like that as why they somehow won't lose weight

to be honest though, I somewhat understand them a little bit since i was trapped in the fatty mindset
so AMA anything you want to know about the fatty mindset

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>>41787492
Damn

>>41786200
>be girl
>live in a land of obesity
>realise that putting down the fork and exercising will make me more desirable than two thirds of the population by default, and make me live long enough to enjoy the feeling
>but it's still difficult, have to get a friend's help to keep me on track
>be out running one day
>encounter some sort of sentient beanbag
>it gazes at us with the burning fury of King Midas spotting a Jew
>grabs a handful of nuggets from its amorphous mass and shovels them down without chewing
>already at risk of losing my lunch
>then it sucks on what I assume are it's fingers
>hear the echoing sounds of moaning vibrating through the land
>half the occupants of seaworld suddenly go berserk
>the entity looks like it's having a fucking orgasm
>Make it round the corner and vomit into the nearest bin
>stare at my ashen faced friend
>meet the eyes of one who has stared deep into the abyss
>from that day on, use that memory whenever I feel tempted to overindulge and have a sick bucket nearby

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>>41787105
>and is actually kind of cute now
Can't argue with that. This is what HAES could achieve if they'd quit blaming everyone but themselves.

>>41787068
why bother photoshopping them even wider? they were big as fuck in the original

These threads make me regret even just an extra serving of oatmeal for breakfast. Fuck.

Gym in 10 hours, can't come soon enough.

>>41785610
we literally do nothing but shame smokers 24/7 in burger land. It's company policy now in most places.

>>41787073
Of course dude, revenge gains are the best gains you will get.

Just make sure to keep doing it once you get the body you want. Life time fitness leads to numerous health benefits and lets you join a culture of people who are mostly positive, and willing to do cool things like barbecue and play sports and hike. Social gains are just as important.

I'm sure you'll meet a fit cutie in no time.

>>41786352
True m8

>>41787247
It's the cave in eyes

>>41785948
haha her stomach on the baby's head.

>>41785598
god that meal looks delicious what is that even called

>>41785618
>>41786435
yeah its all about moderation. If you have a healthy diet, then you can occasionally eat some fast food or a slice of fudge cake and be just fine, in fact we are literally built to handle occasional high calorie periods to so our ancestors could conserve energy for hard times. Its only when you go overboard and eat that shit all the time that it becomes a problem

>>41787589
It's a goji bowl you mouthbreathing mongoloid read the post.

>>41785691
top kek

>>41787518
>she made it
There is no repairing the damage she did to her skin. Just no fucking way.

>>41785887
>cleverbot alpha

>>41785618
Where is a simple salad $7?

It's cheaper to buy veggies in bulk for a month than eat burgers everyday

>>41785905
>that picture
Holy shit I can't imagine the agony that shoe is going through.

>>41785887
This always reminds me of those reading comprehension tests in school.
Like, which sentence doesn't belong?
Which one is a run on sentence?
It's infuriating everytime I read it.

>>41786394
its a mixture of both, poor education plays a role but honestly a lot of fatties just down tons of fast food, candies, soda, etc and don't care that its unhealthy.

>>41785980
The world needs another Al Bundy

>>41786641
i think shes been playing too much watchdogs

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>>41785560
all part of the plan goy, hehe.

>>41787564
Thanks anon. It's difficult for me to keep a program without a partner.
Is there a good YouTube vid or guided workout anywhere to just burn fat and tone up, just calisthenics or simple weights?

>>41787645
True. True.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVg5QqJoxuU

>>41787658
p90x

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This is an inspiring thread anons. I was watching an old Simpsons episode last night (where Homer gains weight to get on disability) and realized I actually weigh more than Homer Simpson (240, he's apparently 239).

I'm 6'1", do a good amount of lifting and am decently strong, but my weight has gotten out of hand.
>Desk job
>Busy
>Drink too much
>Late night snacks

I feel inspired to get fit again. I'm Buying a bike after work and I'm going to start riding that to commute. Going to make other changes too diet wise.
I usually post elsewhere but lurk here for the gains posting. Thanks for being a good supportive board /fit/. Can't wait to post some before and afters here in a month or two.

>>41785658
Sugar ruins the taste of Spaghetti Bollongnese!
Hell, even tofu instead of minced meat isn´t as bad as sugar.

>>41787073
>lifting for any reason other than grills

>>41786019
but how can you riot effectively if you can barely stand up?

>>41785840
>she would be considered beautiful

Yeah.....no. I had a small interest and something I noticed was in traditional Japanese culture women were quite active. Martial arts was quite common among upper class girl Japs if I remember correctly.

If her fatness=beauty is such the case why are there so few fat JAV actresses? As weird as it sounds pornography consumption is a nice way of finding what a demographic likes. And fstness is not very popular among Japanese it seems.

Also the whole story is bullshit

>>41787705
There's a good amount of JAV with chubby girls, but that's most likely because it's a novelty/fetish, considering average Japanese girls are pretty lean.

>>41787100
>Q: How do you fuck a fat chick?
>A: Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
What wet spot?
THE WHALE IS DRIED OUT

I...I....think we should support these delusional landwhales
If we just support them, maybe all the retarded people will eat themselves to death...and we get rid of them...
Could this be a reality ?

>>41787730
They're good to have around for motivation desu

>>41785737
I don't think I've ever been "triggered" before until now. What a crock of autistic horse shit.

>>41785864
People like this are part of the reason why I am against a universal healthcare system.

>>41785737
fake and gay

>>41785905
>that horrid black lipstick

>>41787518
How is it possible to reverse such a degree

>>41785641
you gotta eat big if you wanna get big

>>41785726
>>41785737
>>41785746

I can't even comprehend on how many levels these statements are wrong. Someone with absolutely NO respect for science or human beings wrote this.

>>41785818
What really happened
>Grabs phone from a stranger's hand on the bus
>In Hospital for a broken nose

>>41786019
I think you should have a total weight allowance of like 85kg for yourself and you luggage and pay extra for anyting more than that.

>>41785691
oh man

>>41787471
I mean, it's kind of clever. Imagine how much extra cash you'd have if you could con strangers into paying your food bill every day.

>>41785871
kek how do you even get that far detached from the reality of your consumption?

>>41785864

£250 a day is £91k a year

Average brit earns £26k a year before taxes

>>41787894
There's an argument that it's poor nutrition education. I don't know if I can believe that, but it's not completely unreasonable.

>>41787730
More people will grow fat when they die, and more while THEY die.

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>>41786019
>"I don't want someones lack of willpower spill onto my seat"
Best thing ever, I applaud that comment.

>>41786094
How the hell do you get so fat that your body starts storing fat on your fucking forehead?

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>>41785850


> exercise makes your body wear out faster

>>41785737
what pill is this

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>>41785560

Jon Stewart knew because him and his tribe are in on it.

>>41787401
Muh freedoms!!!

>>41786200
Why do fat women refer to healthy women as sluts?

>>41787907
I get that, but I don't believe that either. I get how someone might not know the nutrition for, say, some pizza when they go to their local place, but this bitch probably has a huge Starbucks drink and some kind of muffin, and then has some kind of "snack bar" thing. I get not getting into macros and all that stuff, but most of the shit that fatties eat either has the calorie count right there on the packaging or is easy to find online. It's not hard to go: 450+450=900. And then 900+300=1200, etc. But then if she's one of these people who doesn't count calories from drinks because reasons, well then no education will help her since she's a literal tard.

>>41787611
So? She lost the weight.

Thank you for these threads. They give me Super Saiyan 2 level dieting motivation. Starting low carb tonight.

>>41787266
That's literally what I said you dolt.

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>>41785864
>tfw fatties are ruining any attempt at free/low cost healthcare that is supposed to be meant for cancer patients/down and out people/children etc

>>41785560
Based libcuck, John Stewart

>>41788004
because the second you call a woman a slut, even if she is a kissless virgin people start seeing her as one. Men aren't usually attracted to sluts so by calling someone that they are trying to make their opponent be less attractive.

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>>41785584
>then a man handed me a crisp $5 bill

>>41786862
>their eyes

>>41787673
You won't make it. You're a fat fuck looking for encouragement on the internet. The thought of you dying makes me smile.

>>41787705
fat nips is only of the only ways nips get legs and tits. The cost of protein there is kinda harsh

Hey up boys just felt the need to thank all present it's you fph lads that provided the chuckles I used to distract from hunger pangs and made me feel guilty enough that I'd get out of bed and go and do the wok out I'd avoided. Down 70lbs and reduced bf% by ~35% whilst lifting more and being fitter than ever before in my life. So thank you my dudes for the pieces of art that are these threads.

>>41787611
youh well the damaged skin gives her a bit of novelty. not noticable wearing the right clothing. And she has the appeal of someone who has achieved something. She made it anon.

>>41785658
>Tfw be Flip
>People hate on Flip spaghetti all the time because they say it's sweet
>Admit that it's sweet compared to traditional spaghetti. Feels bad but it's kinda flip tradition to eat sweet spaghetti now. Good thing I rarely eat it.
>Sees this

Fucking hell. I'm filipino and even I'm disgusted by that atrocity.

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>>41786055
>12 carbs a day

>>41787937
what, is that guy like 80 or something?

>>41786641
That treadmill? Grew up to be Albert Einstein.

>>41787507
is that Todd Howard?

>>41787979
THIS

>>41787991
the dude in the pic is a britbong you fucking retard

I assume this is the thread to ask but does anyone else hate the /fat/ thread?
I get the whole? "they're trying to improve themselves" thing but when you actually look at the thread it's a bunch of fatasses wasting the entire day talking about how much they binge ate.

I'd rather they just have their own /fat/ board and leave this place for body building and lifting

>>41787991
They're in Bongland, nigger

>>41788518
It is a thread about loosing weight, so it kind of makes sense to talk about diets...

>>41788301
No he's dead

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>>41786005
"I swim two and a half kilometers a day, I walk-uh-exercise all the time. I-uh- you know-synchronized swimming team."

She knows it sound alike shit. It honestly wouldn't even be bad if fat people just accepted that they are fat and just shut up. I find it flattering when women hit on me but fats are so damn aggressive and you can see that in the she dresses and talks, combined with the feminist glasses and haircut.

Getting hit on by a fat woman just brings me down. As a straight dude, I'd rather get hit on by a fat gay dude than a fat woman. Fat gay dudes at least have standards and we can always be bros after he finds out I'm straight.

Fat chicks, man.

>>41788179
keep up bub

>>41786246
She was even too lazy to write out a few notes. She wrote one and photo copied them all

You know that when fat people say they are happy with their body it's not true and they wish they were skinny.

fucking fat lazy fucks i hate them

>>41787380
no it's 12 family sized pizzas

>>41787848
>85 kg for self AND bags.
Not all of us are dyles, turbo Manlets, or women.

>>41789136
Ok, how about 100kg?

>>41785992
i hate fags like these

i fucking hope that all of you tell your fat friends that they are fat and make them lose it cus if you don't they're just gonna keep getting fatter and tell everyone else it's fine being fat.

>>41785630
G r o w y o u r o w n

>>41788004
Jealousy

>>41785630
For $7 you could buy enough raw veg ingredients to make way more salad than that.

Jesus why don't these fucks realize that premade/prepackaged food is always more expensive.

>>41789150
More reasonable

>>41788676
I'm with ya. When a gay guy hits on me, that's a compliment I take without any malice or skepticism at all. Hell, they could be lying to my face and I likely wouldn't doubt them.

>>41785992
I've tripped up like this before and told someone "congratulations", they kinda looked away sheepishly and then it twigged that she wasn't pregnant, just fat.

>>41785691
Funniest thing I have read this week.

>>41786094
>i'm open just no sex

I don't think she needs to worry about that.

>>41785905
holy shit I never noticed her fucking shoes

>>41785769
>>41785782
>>41785792
>41785792
>>41786111
>>41786276
>>41786444
>>41787387
>>41787756
>>41787782
>>41787817
>>41787955

this is actually a youtube troll called berta lovejoy, google it for the full video "health at every size" very funny, obvious satire , most people take it seriously though because it's written so well.

think it originated on youtube or reddit of all places

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>watching Akira Kurosawa's "Red Beard"
>there is a scene where a doctor is explaining Calories in, Calories out to a fatass lord
L M A O
M
A
O

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>>41785905
>white people

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>>41789408

>>41788179
Good form puppers

>>41787266
Calcium and magnesium raise pH what in the fuck is this person talking about?

>>41788179
>hey up boys

yorkshirefag detected

>>41787906
Google tells me the per capita tax payments to the NHS is £3000. Which means it takes 30 taxpayers to support that sack of shit.

>>41789613
You forget about the money lost in the burocracy...

>>41785980
The crazy shit is those women are considered "Small fats" now. They don't even look that fat based on the standard that has been set.

>>41787044
I bet she'd be hot as fuck if she wasn't like 150lbs overweight.

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>>41785658

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>>41787100
mfw

>>41787471
>she eats deserts
She can't keep getting away with this.

>>41787514
>be girl
fuck off with that garbage

>sentient beanbag
kek'd

>>41785630
If you were smart you would just get the burger. They're actually not that bad for you in moderation, or just eat half the burger etc.

Or just don't go to McDonald's at all.

>>41785737
lmao this has to be bait, there's no way
move along, nothing to see here

>>41785737
>the aggression testicle
lost it lnao

>>41785707
Every time I see this picture I really hope that several people roasted the shit out of her retard logic.

>>41789408
Try to be a little more subtle with your inferiority complex, my dude.

>>41789874
Read the post the replied to. That anon isn't claiming to be a chick. He's writing a backstory of a girl in the post he's replying to.

>>41785905
The instructor has the drive and self worth to exercise correctly I don't understand why she's fat.

>>41785577
Not even Savage. This is fucking diabolical

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>>41785811
This is ... really something.

>Working out doesn't burn as many calories as you think
True
>It can increase feelings of hunger
True
>Diet management "can" be more effective than exercise
It is, yes.
>Weight loss also results in a fall of leptin levels, a hormone which regulates hunger
w-what

>When you eat less, you'll feel hungry more
>Therefore you're destined to be fat

>>41786007
>Our bodies which originally evolved to be able to literally chase after prey til it died of exhaustion
That isn't true, though. Primitive man didn't hunt gazelle or deer by chasing them until their hearts exploded. You're making shit up.

>>41785811
>C in C out is bs because working out doesn't burn as many calories as you think, plus you might eat more than you burn

This literally relies on C in C out to be true, and is basically just "You're a fat fuck because you're weak, and realistically you're too weak to b good."

>>41790100
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistence_hunting

>>41788179
Nice one anon, proud of you

>>41785925
satire

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>>41787808

>>41788004
Why does /fit/ do the same thing?

>>41786394
it really makes me sick when I finally realized how shitty those 'health food' granola bars and trail mixes are, they're just as bad as oreos. The food industry works really hard to perverse the idea of healthy eating to consume more 'health foods' instead of consuming less calories in general.

>>41789408
Everyone involved with the production of this show should be shot

>>41789616
>his face

>>41790117
Huh. I learned something today. Thanks, anon.

>>41786862
>eyes
I'm pretty sure they've killed people

>>41789379
Hit us up with some pics or a webm senpai

>>41787611
Nah but you can get surgery for like 6-8k to get that shit fixed

Better than being that monstrosity pictured

>>41785610
am i the only one who thinks the smoker looks like a disgruntled /pol/lack

>>41785726
fat WOMEN are healthy. not the men though. fat men are still disgusting unhealthy pigs. gotta love femenism

>>41785765
2500 fucking calories for breakfast? muh genetics indeed

>>41787507
Good job man, keep it up. You fuckers give me hope for the future

>>41787266
>>41786494
Also depends on timing. Y-chromosome sperm are faster but have a shorter life-span. X chromosomes are slower but last longer.

So if you try to get pregnant a couple of days before your ovulating week you are more likely to get a girl. Whereas if you are trying to get pregnant during ovulation you'll more likely get a boy.

http://www.ovulation-calculator.com/shettlesmethod.htm?page=4

>>41785925
>wounded seal noises

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>>41789322

>>41786394
while i agree, i also put the responsibility on the individual. if you know eating (or are told so, and should investigate it's plausibility if you don't believe it) excess calories causes weight gain, and you are gaining weight or are overweight, then you should clearly put some time into trying to understand your situation. if my foot starts to hurt me every day for a year, you surely bet that i will try to understand why from multiple standpoints until the problem is fixed. these people need to know, hey, i'm overweight, maybe i should look at what i'm eating, or research nutrition a little more thoroughly.

>>41785823
This one is true though, the biggest component of weight gain or loss is diet. Exercise and genetics are secondary.

>>41787645
More like another Ted Bundy

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>>41790100
You did poorly in school.

>>41785726
>>41785737
>>41785746

The delusion is strong, terrifyingly strong.

>>41785850

I don't understand how these morons fit the growing obesity rates of the West in their model of exercise, diet, and genetics.

Do they think we all got fat genetics since 1970?

>>41788004
to someone who's never had sex, someone who's had sex once is a slut

>>41787798
makeup is a powerful tool

>>41790821
I ain't talking about stretch marks and cellulite, I'm talking about the human sized masses of her fucking legs

How do you return to even a semblance of natural form after getting that big, not even counting the rest of her fucking body's size

>>41789967
Food can really be just another drug.

I wish these threads would give me even the slightest bit of inspiration to never fuck up but they do nothing.

>tfw too intelligent to be affected by outside sources

>>41785577
That's a great revenge story. Pics of her? That's MY fetish....

>>41785610

Why is Egorapter doing smack

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>>41785840
>she leaved him
>leaved him
>leaved

>>41790975
>inspiration

These threads were never really posted for inspiration. They're /fit/'s way of YLYL/cringe/feminism hate/tumblr hate, etc. you know from other boards.

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>>41785737

>>41786420
>why is salad so expensive. it is just leaves and shit

Because there is a low demand and it expires quickly. Basically, you're paying for them to offer the food more than you are paying for the food.

>>41791023
I was just comparing myself to the many anons who "thank" fph threads for making them lose lots of weight but it's probably an overstatement.

>>41786048
Groupthink is really dangerous.

>>41785610
If you want to be fat, great, none of my business indeed.

If, however, you want to be a fat fuck and expect people to still believe you're attractive sexually as well as not going to suffer an early grave due to diabetes, heart disease, stairs, etc. It is my business the same way it's my business if some retard wants to act like vaccines cause autism, or the sun revolves around the Earth.

There is nothing hypocritical about that. Dumb people should be scolded for their garbage opinions.

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>>41786862

>his face
"Hey pal you wanna come over and fuck my wife?"
>her face
...

>>41787068
having cancer must be less taxing on your body than being this fat

>>41785780
Sounds like someone is salty he couldn't get with the girl after Chad fattened her up.

>>41787100
don't you just love it when a piece of """art""" exists solely to push a political agenda?

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>>41791191

>>41787600
That's clearly not a goji bowl though, it's a salad with a fried egg in it. I don't see a single goji berry in there, do you?

>>41787080
>suffering

>>41786019
everyone should have to pay for as many seats as they take up. if your fat ass needs a one seat buffer zone so that other people can sit next to you you should have to pay for all of those seats. also if some lardass said those things to me while taking up my space I don't know if I could stop myself from punching them out.

>>41791191
Just saying, isn't that like a good half of all art?

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>>41785726
>>41785737
>>41785746
Someone post these on tumblr and see them eat it up.

>>41791298
no. where'd you get that idea from?

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>>41785840
>Marshmallow girl

>>41786048
That fucking sink is made of titanium

>>41786041
is this the female equivalent of the "nice guy"?

>>41791298
Art is meant to create beautiful things that people enjoy.

>>41785905
>She wants me to do the same dance as the rest of the class instead of wiggling in place
>This means she's out to get me and thinks she's better than me
Delusion/forced drama.

>>41785737
>Y chromosome is evil
>it lives in the left ball
This HAS to be satire. I refuse to bileave this is real!!

>>41785584
I really lost at the thought that a Disney employee would call a five year old a porky little whore.

>>41786394
>heroin junkies just don't know it's bad for them!!
Fuck off. They know. They just lie.

Fat people are subhuman trash.

>>41787507
Is that Todd

>>41787518
Imagine the loose flaps on skin hiding under that clothing. It makes me sick. There is no recovering from this.

>>41789818
Fuckin kek